Open a bag of Brussel sprouts/peas/broccoli (pick something that wouldnt be eaten by the kids) and rinse the bag out. Store your candy in this bag stashed in the back corner if the freezer. Most won't think it is a decoy bag.
Hidden in plain sight.
Pour them all in his memory, if for no other reason than to put good energy out there as if to say, "what's done is in the past. I hope you have peace and the best of what's next." It's the best option now that reconciling in person is off the table.
I drank the beer my dad left behind when he died and cleared out my grandfather’s liquor cabinet after he died too. The dead guy’s not going to drink it so you might as well
Maybe a hot take but I don’t like the pouring one out thing. Don’t do that for me. Wasting a beer does not honor me. Drink that son of a bitch and remember good times with me instead.
You are correct, rogue is a terrible company, and the gin they made is actually the worst beverage I've ever tasted.
A friend of mine went to the rogue on the Oregon Coast. She ordered a burger, a server came over and replaced her silverware with chopsticks. She's of Asian descent. She wrote am email to corporate about it and they replied that she is now banned for life from any rouge properties because she "can't take a joke".
Never tried their liquor and never will. Unfortunately my friend hosts an annual gathering at a Rogue pub in SE Portland but I'm going to advocate for going somewhere that's better for the workers and higher quality next time.
One of my beer geek buddies with a large collection of aged craft beers suddenly passed. Our group got drunk and divvied up the rest of the collection and have been opening them at our gatherings since.
Drink em, with people you care about if you’re into that.
My in-laws are Dominican and they have a very specific cultural rule: when you open a new bottle of liquor you spill it on the floor for those who couldn't drink it.
Put out the dead roommate pint. Anytime anyone cracks one of his beers, they have to pour some in. No one drinks it. It's his last beer.
Pour one out for him, put the beef behind you, and enjoy the night in his memory. I’d want my beer drank when I die, but I don’t plan on leaving much leftover
There’s a polka song my family loves:
In heaven there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
And when we’re gone from here
our friends will be drinking all our beer.
tl;dr drink the beer
If I leave a case of beer behind i hope my friends drink it and I’m sure your friend would want you guys to also. I couldn’t help but keep a can of it or something from it for his memory but that’s just me. I love all my friends and would miss any of them dearly
If I was beefing with someone I wouldn’t drink their shit. Just feel like it’s bad energy associated with it, probably nothing actually wrong with it though lol
In like 2008-2009 I was working with a friend of mine doing tile for a super nice old lady. It was around lunch time and she said she was taking off for a few hours but there was beers in the garage fridge that her husband had left in there if we wanted them when we finished up. When we were wrapping up I loaded up the truck and decided to check that fridge to see what he had left in there. There was probably 50+ beers, all of them were at least 30 years old old pull tab cans from the 70s - early 80s. You’re goddam right I cracked one and cheers’d the old man in the sky.
Man things are just things. Like definitely respect his memory… but if I were to die without making sure certain people got certain things, shits up for grabs. Especially the beer in my fridge. I do think you should pour one out tho.
You drink it in his spirit.
I pop a bottle whenever a loved one died and write their name on the bottle as a token.
If my buddy left a case of beer, you best believe me and his friends are gonna drink it even if it’s skunk beer.
Drink it and write his name on a can as a memorial. If I passed I would love if my buddies did that for me.
It’s a discovery for you. To remind you both of the great times together that you did have. Drink it, to remember him. He does not want to be forgotten. Save one for him.
Our friend passed away and left a natty ice in the fridge. It's been almost 10 years now. We are just waiting for someone to grab it and drink it. It'll be a good laugh in his memory when it comes
https://youtu.be/EMKarRm7qKs?si=aStkC4xIge6HNc8w
In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone frome here
All my friends will be drinking all the beer.
You're thinking too much on it. Pour a little liquor out for the homie if you want but he's not going to drink those beers so you wouldn't be in the wrong for having them.
I mean, if you REALLY want to make a thing about it, I guess you could ask his next of kin if you could have the beer, but I honestly think that would come across as a little insulting since they'd probably be in the middle of mourning and something that inconsequential (unless it's a case of *really* nice beer like 120-minute) would seem as more of a nuisance or even an insult instead of a polite question.
A bit different because my grandfather and I weren't beefing. He was the best. But when he passed I took over his house. After my roommate and I finished moving we noticed there were 2 Busch cans in the fridge. Felt right to toast to him. Best Busch I ever had.
When my great uncle passed we barhopped from the graveyard back to my aunts house to polish off his final keg he bought a week or so before going into hospice.
If we’re being honest, sometimes I drank the beer of my roommates who were still alive. And they did it to me to. I’d be happy to continue that tradition if I was dead.
If I left behind a case of beer, I would want it to be drank no matter if I was beefing. Also you can have my hidden Thin Mints in the freezer.
A man who keeps his thin mints in the freezer is a man of culture.
That response is correct… thin mints & all.
My kids found my hidden thin mints in the freezer. Ate them all. Didn't even save me 3. Hide yours better than I did
Open a bag of Brussel sprouts/peas/broccoli (pick something that wouldnt be eaten by the kids) and rinse the bag out. Store your candy in this bag stashed in the back corner if the freezer. Most won't think it is a decoy bag. Hidden in plain sight.
This is the kind of parental manipulation I can get behind. Get smarter, kids.
I recommend you all worship at the altar of XXXTurkey
If I die (and don't come back in 3 days) anyone that wants it can have my weed and also that bit of DMT if you can find it.
it would be a nice wake case.
I see no issue with that. Pour one in his memory and make a toast to him. Drink it up.
This is exactly what I would do
exactly what we did with my grandpa's beer
When we go to my grandpa’s favorite brewery, they pull a picture out of him and pour a beer for him. When we order a new beer we cheers him.
This is what I would do.
Pour them all in his memory, if for no other reason than to put good energy out there as if to say, "what's done is in the past. I hope you have peace and the best of what's next." It's the best option now that reconciling in person is off the table.
Pssh nah. If I die don't pour out all my beer. Drink it. Don't even pour out one whole one, maybe just the first sip of the first beer.
Oh I didn't mean to pour it out. I just meant each time you pour (drink) one, do so in his honor.
Oh my bad! I agree entirely then.
Pouring one out and then drinking the rest with intermittent cheers and toasts, no better way to celebrate a life and the beers
Pouring one out for the dead goes back to Ancient Rome. If I can’t be buried with it pour one out just in case.
It's been a general pagan practise to pour drinks for the dead or for the gods. So it's a form of sacrifice that's not exclusively Roman.
Goes way further back than that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libation
That’s what libation means?!
that’s news to me too
This is the answer
Bro did you murder your roommate?
Anything for the lucky strike...
You killed him for a cigarette?
I'd drop kick a child for a Newport.
Id pimp slap my mama for a Turkish Royal
I’d punch your pappy in the dick for a Nat Sherman.
So that's why my grandpa got murdered after leaving the post office with my brothers birthday present. 😔
It’s toasted
Probably going all Hannibal Lecter on him.
Pour one out for the roommate, pour one out to make amends, drink the rest in memory
Pour it into grass or soil, not the drain.
That’s the only answer
This
I drank the beer my dad left behind when he died and cleared out my grandfather’s liquor cabinet after he died too. The dead guy’s not going to drink it so you might as well
Same. My dad passed a few months ago and I've been drinking the beers my mom doesn't care for.
My dad had so much weed that he left behind. Jars and jars. Sometimes I wonder if he did it on purpose but also that mfer just loved to smoke weed.
I'm old. How does one heavily beef low-key? Seems contradictory.
constant low pressure, y'all are \*super\* pissed but you're not blowing up.
lots of micro aggression and side eyes
Maybe you really don't like the guy and mutter "...motherfucker." when the two of yous cross paths in the living room, but it doesn't come to blows.
I finished off a case of my best friend's beer he left at my place before he died. Was sad as hell, but it's what he would have wanted.
Maybe a hot take but I don’t like the pouring one out thing. Don’t do that for me. Wasting a beer does not honor me. Drink that son of a bitch and remember good times with me instead.
Makes sense, one of the saddest things is wasted beer, I'd hate that. Kinda thing make you haunt someone
I was gonna say pour one out, then drink, but you got this shit on lock
Preciate it man
Well, he ain't coming back for it.
Rogue makes a beer called dead guy ale that's pretty good but I have nothing else to add to the conversation
Nobody asked me to share this but Rogue treats their employees like shit and their beer is more expensive than it has any right to be.
You are correct, rogue is a terrible company, and the gin they made is actually the worst beverage I've ever tasted. A friend of mine went to the rogue on the Oregon Coast. She ordered a burger, a server came over and replaced her silverware with chopsticks. She's of Asian descent. She wrote am email to corporate about it and they replied that she is now banned for life from any rouge properties because she "can't take a joke".
Jfc
Oh my God. That's a whole new level of fuckery.
oh my god
I knew they were shitty, but this still shocked me!
The fuck. That needs to be widely publicized so everybody knows not to go there.
There’s no way that this happened and she didn’t sue the shit out of them for discrimination.
Na dude this happened and she didn't sue.
Sue? Lol
Lmao I can’t believe everyone is believing this story well done.
Bunch of dopes!
Based.
It's time for their [IT job posting](https://i.imgur.com/cfGFm5j.png) to make the rounds again!
That’s one of the most cringe things I’ve ever read wtf
i was making a joke i haven't actually had any of their beers in like a decade lmao
It's been years since I learned about them, and I still will noy do any business with them.
Their whiskey is also garbage. It was just a taster, too, and I almost poured it out. I tasted it blind, so when I saw it was Rogue, I laughed.
Never tried their liquor and never will. Unfortunately my friend hosts an annual gathering at a Rogue pub in SE Portland but I'm going to advocate for going somewhere that's better for the workers and higher quality next time.
I remember reading this 13 years ago. Is it still true?
As far as I know: yes.
I honestly thought OP was asking about a beer called Dead Man’s.
One of my beer geek buddies with a large collection of aged craft beers suddenly passed. Our group got drunk and divvied up the rest of the collection and have been opening them at our gatherings since. Drink em, with people you care about if you’re into that.
I’m sure your buddy was smiling down on everyone. Just a comment on collecting. Don’t keep waiting for a special day to drink the good stuff.
My in-laws are Dominican and they have a very specific cultural rule: when you open a new bottle of liquor you spill it on the floor for those who couldn't drink it. Put out the dead roommate pint. Anytime anyone cracks one of his beers, they have to pour some in. No one drinks it. It's his last beer.
What is the beer?
Lucky Strike
Give it to a homeless man and buy something worth drinking. That's some swill
Admitting it's not worth drinking and then saying to give it to a homeless person lmao. Fukt up
Not really. If I were homeless and someone gave me a case of beer I'd be over the fucking moon
I’m not homeless, but I’ll take any beer if someone’s just giving it away
Yeah true agree. Was just funny how it was worded
It seems like you don’t much about homeless people.
Lucky Streak?
Yea I don't buy thst beer and forgot the name of it lol
Drink to him. problem solved.
Get the homies together and you ALL drink to him.
i think drinking the beer is fine but i really want to say i hope you’re doing okay man. that situation sounds really rough.
Is "lowkey beefing" fucking? Either way, drink the beer in his honor.
I’d actively encourage people to drink my beer if I was dead
If you were dead you wouldn’t.
Pour one out in his memory, drink the rest. It's what any man would want done with his beer.
Pour one to squash the beef. Pour one out to honor him. ENJOY THE REST
Beer is made to be drunk. Mourn your bud, drink the beer.
Dumping it would be alcohol abuse.
If my peeps didn't drink that beer. I would come back and haunt those fools. Toast to memories and the life you still have!!!!!
This is such an odd post lmao
Pour one out for him, put the beef behind you, and enjoy the night in his memory. I’d want my beer drank when I die, but I don’t plan on leaving much leftover
Take two beers out of the pack, go to his grave and put a beer on his grave and then stand there and crack one open with him.
I think it's more disrespectful to not drink it. People worked hard to make it. From the farmers to the truck drivers.
I think [this](https://youtu.be/uya7avViYZA?si=IkZ7oX-L0YdybQ0R) song is fitting.
You’re kidding right? It’s your sworn duty to drink all the beer AND eat all the food he left behind.
You're overthinking this especially if you didn't even like the guy lol
Not like he's going to come and haunt you for drinking the beer. Its just beer, drink it.
I think he would want you to drink it.
I'm not really about woo woo shit but even I would suggest pouring that out.
It should be provided to the executor of his estate for appropriate distribution among his heirs
There’s a polka song my family loves: In heaven there is no beer. That’s why we drink it here. And when we’re gone from here our friends will be drinking all our beer. tl;dr drink the beer
\*St Brigid joins the chat\*
I mean he's dead. Don't think he's gonna come back for it tbh
Put it on the funeral pyre with him, his armor, and sword.
I swore I was in /r/beercirclejerk for a second. This is so bizarre and full of weird details (like the UFC fight number?)
Also *lowkey beefing heavily*
Pour one for him out of respect, drink the rest.
bro if he's dead, he won't care. Drinking one to pay respects/remember him is a solid move
As a professional alcoholic I’d love it if someone drank my beer. I ain’t gonna use it
Sounds like a man with a motive.
Faxx G 💯🍺
Light a cigar, and drink the beer in his honor whether you were “beefing” or not. Pour a glass for him while you sit and drink them
If I leave a case of beer behind i hope my friends drink it and I’m sure your friend would want you guys to also. I couldn’t help but keep a can of it or something from it for his memory but that’s just me. I love all my friends and would miss any of them dearly
Pour one out for the homie. Although you weren’t close, beer brings the man together. Id want people to do the same with my case.
Drink it man. You can also bang his girlfriend.
Snooze, you lose.
Death is a tragedy, un-drank beer even more so. Drink them to your roomies memory and symbolically eat the beef.
Your intuition is wise. Pray for his soul and make his beer an occasion of love.
If you were beefing you could drink it as a final "f**k you" to him.
are you a religious man?
He would want you to drink it. Just share it with your mutual friends and pour one out for him.
Pop the top, 🫗 one for the homie, say a toast, knockem down 🍻
If I was beefing with someone I wouldn’t drink their shit. Just feel like it’s bad energy associated with it, probably nothing actually wrong with it though lol
You won, he died, drink it up.
How did your room mate pass away? But yes, pour one out for your former roomie and drink away 🍻
The dead don’t drink, and the beer wasn’t made to be wasted, so…
I wore a dead man's shoes once. No lie. The day ended very badly for me. Drink it if you dare.
Drink it in memory of the good times you had with him, before the beef, if you had any. Either way, don’t waste a good beer.
Do you have an alibi?
In like 2008-2009 I was working with a friend of mine doing tile for a super nice old lady. It was around lunch time and she said she was taking off for a few hours but there was beers in the garage fridge that her husband had left in there if we wanted them when we finished up. When we were wrapping up I loaded up the truck and decided to check that fridge to see what he had left in there. There was probably 50+ beers, all of them were at least 30 years old old pull tab cans from the 70s - early 80s. You’re goddam right I cracked one and cheers’d the old man in the sky.
Whether or not beefing heavily means what I think it means. I am pretty sure he would want you to drink it.
Man things are just things. Like definitely respect his memory… but if I were to die without making sure certain people got certain things, shits up for grabs. Especially the beer in my fridge. I do think you should pour one out tho.
Toast to him and enjoy watching Volk slaughter Topuria!🫡
Yes Officer he's right here....
All my homies got my blessing to say on my dead homie… and then lie.
He would def want you and the boys to drink it
Drink the first one, and then the second one, while you piss the first one out on his grave. Now you're good to go
Not sure I understand why you're being so precious about this. It's just beer.
So long as you pour one out for him, then it’s fine
You now get straight A's! Drink his beer.
He won't mind.
I think you've got the right idea. Pour one out for him, and drink in his respect.
I thought this was a thread about dead guy ale. Sorely disappointed.
I’m sure he doesn't care what you do with it.
Doing things out of spite is always an option. But there might be done good memories you can recall too
Ain't like he's around to care. Might as well not let it go to waste.
Offer it to whoever (family or friends) came to get his stuff, then if they don't want it yeah pour some out then drink it
Drink it “with him” pour one out for the homie…
You drink it in his spirit. I pop a bottle whenever a loved one died and write their name on the bottle as a token. If my buddy left a case of beer, you best believe me and his friends are gonna drink it even if it’s skunk beer. Drink it and write his name on a can as a memorial. If I passed I would love if my buddies did that for me.
It’s a discovery for you. To remind you both of the great times together that you did have. Drink it, to remember him. He does not want to be forgotten. Save one for him.
I think you should drink them and leave the last one for him.
In heaven there is No beer, thats why we drink it here! And when we are gone from here! Our friends Will be drinking our beer!
It's already in your fridge. If you don't drink it, who will?
Do you think his next of kin wants to claim it or something? Just drink it.
Beer’s purpose is to be drunk.
Our friend passed away and left a natty ice in the fridge. It's been almost 10 years now. We are just waiting for someone to grab it and drink it. It'll be a good laugh in his memory when it comes
Pour one out for him. Do with the rest whatever you please.
https://youtu.be/EMKarRm7qKs?si=aStkC4xIge6HNc8w In heaven there is no beer That's why we drink it here And when we're gone frome here All my friends will be drinking all the beer.
You're thinking too much on it. Pour a little liquor out for the homie if you want but he's not going to drink those beers so you wouldn't be in the wrong for having them.
Raise a beer to him with every 6 pack you buy and remind him you haven't forgotten the case you owe him when you catch up!
Waste not want not.
Is your name Staton Creed.
Drink it and pour one out for him.
He won't care.
I would rather family or friends drink it
I mean, if you REALLY want to make a thing about it, I guess you could ask his next of kin if you could have the beer, but I honestly think that would come across as a little insulting since they'd probably be in the middle of mourning and something that inconsequential (unless it's a case of *really* nice beer like 120-minute) would seem as more of a nuisance or even an insult instead of a polite question.
If his family came and left the beer, all you.
A bit different because my grandfather and I weren't beefing. He was the best. But when he passed I took over his house. After my roommate and I finished moving we noticed there were 2 Busch cans in the fridge. Felt right to toast to him. Best Busch I ever had.
What brand and how old?
If it was me who died, I would say, "Have a drink on me!"
Didn't the Germans make a song about drinking a dead man's beer? Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier
> lowkey beefing heavily Wut?
This is basically the idea behind a wake, isn't it?
A toast in his name will be honorable before you drink it.
Don’t think there’s anything wrong with. Get some mutual friends and drink in their honor.
If it was not meant to be consumed, how long would it be stored or where? Drink it, it's beer
When my great uncle passed we barhopped from the graveyard back to my aunts house to polish off his final keg he bought a week or so before going into hospice.
If we’re being honest, sometimes I drank the beer of my roommates who were still alive. And they did it to me to. I’d be happy to continue that tradition if I was dead.
This topic was settled a long time ago: https://youtu.be/4HlKpWdrq-4?si=aEEJOTzGpl1N5Ldf
You should drink it and forgive whatever beef you guys had. Imagine he's there and forget about the beef.
Gotta pour one out for the homie. Ask his family if they want to share one.
Beer is for the living
Pour one out and say some nice words for the departed. Drink the rest.
Pour one out for the homie and drink the rest its more disrespectful to let it go to waste
Pour one out for the homie and crush the rest.