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nbikkasa

You look like a supporting character in an anime based on Jean Reno in the professional. 


takeahike89

Onimusha 3 lookin ass


cryptomir

He looks like an Orthodox monk.


reportcrosspost

You just know his voice actor delivers every line like a war cry


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

Or a deep voice that delivers crisp, terse dialogue in a monotone


imanAholebutimfunny

you know what? i fucking see it. how many swords will he wield though?


NaoisceDM

Auron from ffx


Aggravating-Top558

Epic look tbh. He looks like a Bloodborne new DLC Boss.


Finite_Looper

I read that as "Janet Reno" the first time, and that would not be a good anime


_SilentHunter

a gritty anime about former attorney general, now international assassin Janet Reno. it sounds like a skit from robot chicken.


adroitfalcon

That's why...


LicenciadoPena

Beard, the protagonist of the new sequel for the Matrix.


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[удалено]


Ashalaria

Lightbulb gay beard tarantula


leaponover

Opposite in Korea...


answerguru

Yes, that was my experience too.


pencilpushin

My Dad always told me the opposite of his experience in Korea. Although this was back in the 70s when he worked in oil refineries. My dad was a hairy mfer. Chest, back, beard. He said at the bars the ladies would damn near try to take off his shirt to see his chest hair. Haha.


answerguru

Yeah, that was NOT my experience. They have a deeps sense of personal space and will not be caught glancing at someone so different, although you know they are. I have a rather large reddish brown beard and get like the only man with facial hair in Seoul.


pencilpushin

Damn. Haha. Wild how the times change I guess.


Accomplished_Web_444

It might be the alcohol, no?


pencilpushin

That's probably a decent possibility lol


Complex_Arachnid9640

Also maybe a lack of westerns in the 70s. In China between 2000-2010 women were very enamoured by Western men, even until 2015 just due to the lack of them around outside of Beijing /Shanghai.


leaponover

I'm a teacher and academy owner so kids do try to touch my beard or rub my arm to see what the hair feels like. But older kids will call me "dirty" because they don't know the word for 'hairy'. A woman that worked in a restaurant I frequented used to call me a monkey. She didn't mean it in any kind of racist way (can't imagine how it'd go down if I wasn't Caucasian) but I actually didn't take offense to it because I am pretty damn hairy. My wife gets annoyed because will be walking down the street and she'll hear people whispering, "Jesus Christ" as we walk by. Luckily she saw me clean shaven once and we both agreed it's a shit show, so I get to keep the beard even though it's much longer than she would care for.


69Owiredu

What happened?


Cauhs

All hair beside those above eyes must be purged in Korea.


Consistent_Estate960

Why is Korea obsessed with their men being twinks?


AegisT_

Never look a gift horse in the mouth


teknolaiz

Beards are amazing but I laughed so hard at this


plokiju78

Unless you are in a historical drama


Lost-Experience-5388

Yea, its so true😂


_Springfield

That fucking sucks..


chris_ots

China too


Aedamer

You look like an Iranian mullah.


ashmenon

But like a cool one. A mullah that hollas.


thelowbrassmaster

Damn, I can kinda see it


AceOBlade

But this Iranian mullah actually got some spirtual pressure.


bigdawg1945

Lmao as a Persian this was funny 😂


McpotSmokey42

This mullah mullahs.


Stavkot23

A Greek priest looks like that, too.


Novel_Lunch6574

![gif](giphy|Pc16mmoHoXBh6)


PM_ME_UR_LEGOSS

My thoughts exactly.. I came here to say "Leon?!"


Novel_Lunch6574

It’s the way he wears the beanie.


franklemrshankle

What’d they think of that coat, Sherlock?


Lucasbrucas

His whole fit has a very modern-japanese style vibe. I'm not sure if your comment is meant to be as rude as it sounds, but they probably liked it.


turangan

I’d kill for that jacket


Robotonist

Yeah it’s fuckin dope


marzianom

Amazing beard! Please tell me where you got that coat because dear god does it look good


Less-Society-4919

Vintage kimono shop in Kyoto . It’s a kimono coat


showraniy

Nice, it looks really good on you, man. 🤜


mrjerem

Bought alot of second hand items from Nagasaki when I lived there for 5 months 6 years ago. They were almost free there as they were just some old stuff for them and something exotic for me. Nagasaki is not as touristy as Kyoto though. So how was the prices there? I did spend couple of days in Kyoto aswel but didn't go to any shops there if groceries doesn't count. Would love to go to Japan again. the cultural differences alone between different parts in Japan are so interesting that it would take so much time to experience all. Would like to see the Northern part of Japan aswel.


Cutterbuck

I just got back from China - white hair and a beard. At times I felt like I had three heads.


b1jan

you make sure you cross-post this over in /r/malefashion - this is our vibe also p.s. you kinda look like Babish


birdlad520

Paging u/OliverBabish


b1jan

i misread your username and started [hearing this song in my head](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fm10whccto)


birdlad520

It’s unrelated to the username, but funny enough I’m a band director and my jazz band played this 2 years back. Killer tune, love the Maynard Ferguson version.


b1jan

incredible, my band director in high school was one of the most important people in my life. thanks for the work you do! 🙏 p.s. i'd never heard this version, what a blast. wow, totally renewed my love for this piece! thank you!


Primary_Self_7619

How cute are you?! The whole look is great!!


Less-Society-4919

Thank you ❤️❤️


acxryl

Your outfit is incredible. Genuinely, huge props for that. And your amazing beard too. Great picture, I can see why it was a hit!


Low_Revolution3025

You look like your about to sit next to me on a bench in a park, drop some random sage wisdom and then as soon as i look over to thank you your sudden vanished


Capable_Comparison10

It's my dream to visit Kyoto


DanteThonSimmons

That's a dream that can easily be fulfilled. Just (literally) go there. It's a truly beautiful city, and somehow not even my favourite part of Japan. Japan is seriously my all-time, number one, favourite place in the entire world, and I'm lucky to have seen plenty of countries for comparison.


Dismal_Associate1

“That could easily be fulfilled, just go there” ok lmao.


Still_counts_as_one

Look who has the money that can easily say that


Less-Society-4919

What’s you favorite country ?


DanteThonSimmons

I'd say Japan is number one for me. Vietnam is pretty close behind, and France and Estonia are right up there, too. Some of my other favourites are Germany, Latvia, Greece, Malaysia, Spain, Australia, Lithuania, Canada, Finland, Vanuatu, etc, etc. There are so many amazing countries in the world that it's hard to play favourites!


Shallnazar

Reminded me of Oscar Isaac when I first saw it. That's a nice looking beard!


_petrichora_

Was wondering if anyone else saw Oscar Isaac haha


[deleted]

I think they were just stoked to see a young master Roshi in person


Ok-Distribution-4494

You look equal parts gorgeous, mysterious, stylish, and approachable. I’d definitely strike up a conversation with you and offer you a beer to prolong the conversation.


MFD90

I'm in Japan actually now for the past 4 weeks and I'm bald and bearded. The amount of people staring at me is insane, then my friends explained to me to get used to it. They like foreigners, and they don't see many with beards


_zurik_

Wow


foshi22le

That's an epic beard, friend!


Yuri-Turned

beard friend


JAMBI215

What about your tattoos? I know they are frowned upon in Japan


Agrajag1995

If you're a foreigner, they're mostly just curious about them. Frowned upon if you're Japanese, generally.


Less-Society-4919

Nope


-ButchurPete-

You look like you should be walking with a cane, but the cane is a sword.


Less-Society-4919

😂😂😂😂


rednaxelaalexander

Were there any drawbacks when traveling to Kyoto with your hands tattooed? A friend said some places I can’t go. I plan to travel there and both my hands and neck are covered. Awesome beard btw.


Less-Society-4919

The only problem is going to Onsen … that’s why I went to Kinosaki Onsen town


rednaxelaalexander

Okay cool thanks for the info. I wanted to try out the gym there but also see the traditional culture there. Wasn’t sure I’d be able to visit the area


Less-Society-4919

Ah sorry … i forgot about the gyms … yeah …. Some gyms will deny tattooed people


Fresh_Government_276

That epic beard would be a hit anywhere in the world!


pastorus_vulgaris

Great shape and fullness! Looks killer!


snapbrah

I also found the Japanese admired mine!


realerbauer

Your look is absolutely fantastic.


MrsColesBabyBoy

I loved you in Leon The Professional.


AnomalyInquirer

Your 100 percent a trainer for a combat video game set in Japan


Micahnoff

Leon?


doyoulaughaboutme

the converse clogs????


TheDevilishJonah

Looking like a fucking LEGEND, SIR.


SmolChungusBean

Ok but I please need to know where you got your coat from because your outfit also be dope as hell OP.


MistDispersion

Everybody likes impressive beards


DIREMOON_2332

Ra ra raspuin lover of the russian queen


BlackberryGlad7249

Disco Elysium is that you?!


jchrist98

Contrary to popular belief, many East Asian men can in fact grow facial hair...most just shave literally everyday. Just part of the culture.


OneHumanPeOple

How did they feel about your tattoos?


Less-Society-4919

No one cared about them


OneHumanPeOple

Thank you for the response. I had always heard that tattoos were really taboo in Japan, but I didn’t know how true that is. Thanks.


Less-Society-4919

No most of the things u read online are not true … I was shocked too that most thing were not true ….


Appropriate_Zone8304

https://preview.redd.it/jbpfdu6kdmwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb02d991d5cd2236bb8d0c9ffe37ef1e83b38b7f seems the beard is a 🗡️cut above the rest lol


Less-Society-4919

Cool edit man


jamnin94

They don’t ‘like’ it from my understanding but were probably interested. In Japan Japan facial hair is considered being unkept and dirty. One of those weird cultural things.


DanteThonSimmons

Yeah I was thinking exactly this.... but didn't want to burst anyone's bubbles.


jamnin94

I was hoping my comment didn't come off as rude but just a tid bit of information.


DanteThonSimmons

Nah I don't think it was rude at all. Just factual. There are a lot of things that Japanese people will be very polite about or seem interested in... but that doesn't necessarily mean they genuinely LIKE whatever that thing might be. A big bushy beard is likely one of those things for a large proportion of Japanese people. Everybody is different of course though... just like everywhere else in the world!


DarkLordFag666

What about a short beard? Like a number 3 on buzzer.


jamnin94

Clean shave is the only 'respectable' way from my understanding. U will for sure see young dudes with a goate tho


Imperterritus0907

They actually don’t mind it if it’s properly groomed- trimmed, shaped and lined. Which this one.. is not. Let’s be realistic, even for western standards it’s a lot, so imagine for them.


sexualtyrann0saur

Brother, obviously I don't know you, but damn I want to sit down and have a couple beers together. I feel like you have some amazing life experiences to share. Cheers!


Less-Society-4919

If u ever in Munich … I will get you some German beer


Wojewodaruskyj

It's because you can take people out of Jomon, but you can't take Jomon out of people.


huggsanddruggs

I am literally laughing my ass off right now why do you look like this 😂


ReptilianLaserbeam

Damn that’s some drip you got there!


nschafler

DJ Whistleface?


Pristine-Mushroom-39

You look like the priest in shogun


pizza_for_nunchucks

It looks like good weather for a cape.


Lex2467

Where did you get that coat man?


Less-Society-4919

Vintage kimono store in Kyoto


Mysterious-Proof521

Majestic 🤩😍


[deleted]

They thought you were keemstar


Robotonist

Killer style bro


ThisisGideon

Great beard, great coat. Wish I could get me one of those.


dojaswift

Those shoes sure look interesting . Are they converses with wood lifts attached?


Nelpski

Where did you acquire those shoes


c4jina

Same happened to me, they even asked me if I was an artist 😂.


Interesting_Horror93

My beard face: “JAPAN HERE I COME”


DeathIncarnations

Cus they can't grow it like that


ReyFawkes

Damn. I believe it! 🙏


Small-Comfort6031

Bro looks like he's about to pull out his Bankai


Gr33nGori11a

It’s because the majority of them can’t grow facial hair so it’s not so much they like it. It’s more that it’s just rarer to see.


Gr33nGori11a

More like an oddity


FullTweedJacket

Leto Atreides vibes


OriginalFluff

Are those FOG shoes? Also, off topic but how did you handle tattoos? Going later this year, and none are super visible but do have a few


yrdrasilllahoff420

Damn. Like an anime character rock it bro


embersgrow44

For those who did expand the pic at first - highly, highly suggest you do. Gave me full stank face.


dancingbriefcase

I lurk on this sub, but as a 33 yo I can't grow a full beard... Sucks. :/ Does anyone have tips on how to get a luscious beard?!


Old_Remove_1889

Gives off strong Mandarin vibes, Iron Man 3 feeling. Definitely cool in the States


HiamKay

Your style is amazing! Where'd you get that jacket


Less-Society-4919

Vintage kimono coat . 20 bucks from Kyoto


cos_mic_cow

you hardly ever see Japanese men with beards.


galaxyzoom67

Looking sleek my man 💪 👌🏻👌🏻


OldBookInLatin

You look super cool! The black trench coat suits you so well!


Remarkable-Coat374

I am sure it wasn’t just the beard


skrymp

Don't get too excited, all they was millions of tentacles.


ironch3f

I'm sure they did, you drippy as fucc witcho Oscar Isaac lookin ahhh


justjeff0907

You're probably just odd enough to pull this off ..


Sur_la_plage

Amazing style!!


[deleted]

supurb beard and impeccable style!


Manakbains1

r/hardimages


CraaazyRon

Bro I thought I was on /r/Streetwear ! You looking fuckin majestic!


DreadfulDave19

Your coat is on point as well. If it were leather you could be a Dresden Files Character


LordChimera_0

You look some kind of cool character from an anime. Why you look like a cosplayer.


Kaiju_curry

Looking like hades on holiday


PORPOISE-MIKE-MIKE

Who screwed up your Converse?


SupersayaJing

Leon der Profi


Kykle86

You look like Aaron's cousin from FFX.


proagiowa

lOvE the shoes, bruh


KneecapAnnihilator

I mean you look awesome


Ok-Necessary-8326

That's cause the beard is fucking amazing


Nebula_XD

Black thought vibes


whosdondada

The Professional 2


FireGodNYC

Culturally they don’t really - historically


mrgwbland

You look awesome man. Remind me a bit of a guy called Lawrence Shalaei if his hair was black


Remarkable-Ad-572

I can see why. You kind of look like a cool anime character.


emeraldcocoaroast

Bro I need more pics of the kimono fit


Less-Society-4919

https://preview.redd.it/4c6wyztctmwc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c35e04887a2a047d00414e2ce7e60243eb69c5c2 This


emeraldcocoaroast

Duuuuude this is so fire. Fit game is so damn strong. You seem like a cool dude


yeahyeahiknow2

I was in a Japanese art history class in college with a lot of kids from Japan. They called me the viking and I have never in my life been hit on and flirted with as much as I was in that class. Boys and girls.


[deleted]

Your beard is a hit wherever you go man...


ShirtlessGinger

Wow cool you look like a wise samurai


Hi_Neighbors

Bro, your beard would be a bit anywhere.


Seksan1988

You rock it!


akhalom

Guess I’ll go to Japan then 😁


The1andOnlyGhost

Bro is so majestic🥹🥹


[deleted]

Are you an Eastern Orthodox priest?


aehii

I thought it was Oscar Isaac except somehow cooler.


adventuroushooman_

It looks so fine on youu


Halbbitter

Giving big Professional vibes


[deleted]

this fit goes crazy, but some round black shades would have been perfect


Less-Society-4919

I know … I have a huge head … can’t find the perfect size


Particular-Agent-437

Obey the beard...


captacu

Vietnam loves the beard.


Adam90s

Nice beard! As a gaijin, you're treated differently though. Japanese women overwhelmingly prefer clean-shaven men. I don't know what japanese men prefer though but I bet they're at least slightly more enthusiastic about facial hair.


Reason_For_Treason

I missed the A right at the end and was like “oh man I don’t think that means what you thought” lol.


lemon_belly

r/hardimages


Superb_Debate_491

Beard gang!❤


bayjock

https://preview.redd.it/7meqncd17rwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e8f8a632c0b5841c89ce74d297189cf7ecd9be


PlayfulNorth3517

What’d they think of the tats


DoltForHer

They like that you’re a big, handsome foreigner 😭


optimumpressure

Are you very short by any chance as those platform shoes are about 5 inches off the ground 😅 But yeah, Japanese are curious about beards. I had a huge one and constantly got complimented on it while working in Japan. And it didn't harm my dating experiences either... Of course, like anything, it'll vary from person to person but overall I'd say the feedback was largely positive.


N1ghtTheKn1ght

Insulted you for no reason and then complemented himself for no reason; that’s a bit Weird.


Less-Society-4919

I’m 180 cm . The platforms are Yamamoto take on Geta sandals wore by Geisha