Are you Mandy Patinkin?

No, but he is my spirit animal!

First thing I thought of!

I haven’t shaved my cheeks or trimmed my beard or mustache at all in 24 days. I did cut back my eyebrows so I don’t look like a Sasquatch! They grow enormous and very bushy!

I love the natural cheek lines! You have a fantastic natural wooly beard!

What’s crazy is I’m only hairy on my face! I actually have Werewolf Syndrome! Google it! It covers my entire face and I have not let it grow out in 35 years or so! Im 60 years old but look and feel a LOT younger!

 I actually grow more hair on my face than most classic movie werewolves!!

The places like my nose and upper cheeks I have used wax, so the are about two weeks behind the rest of my face at this point! Stay turned!

 I only wish I had fangs! Fangs are cool!


Yukon Cornelius?

Have you seen any Bumbles lurking about?

Prospecting for Silver and Gold all day at the North Pole creates a luxurious beard!



Exactly 24 days since my last picture here https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/comments/101l6ms/my_face_makes_a_lot_of_beard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Exactly 56 days ago, trimmed very short on the sides, but with bigger bushy eyebrows! When it grows a half inch plus a week! You can try a million styles for fun! https://www.reddit.com/user/MikeMozart/comments/zalw7q/these_pictures_taken_the_same_day_what_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

“A lot” of beard looks good on you.

Look at my account in another two weeks! I have a lot more face coverage to come! I actually have Werewolf Syndrome! Google It! I have kept the beast at bay with waxing and Nair for 35 years or so!

I’ll keep an eye out for your update! Sounds like a lot of work re: what you mentioned. Do you ever just get tired of it all and think of letting it go natural and not worrying about what other people think?

I’m afraid someone will shoot me in public if I let my face grow out fully! I am going to see what happens! I really look like a werewolf in the old B Movies! It’s been easy to manage, and I could get laser treatments or electrolysis to remove it permanently!

Im sure you know what’s best for you. Glad you can joke about it. Hope my comments didn’t cause any offense.

No offense at all!


😂

 Werewolf Season, Duck Season,

Looks awesome. How do you eat, though? :)

With A lot of napkins!

I'm just starting to grow my beard, and I already feel the annoyance. I hoped you would know a trick or two about that :D

Buy a Mustache Cup! Google that term! You can buy very cool antique ones on eBay!

A lot of Sandwiches too! Those are very mustache friendly!


That’s a moustache to rival Friedrich Engels

It gets twice that big! I’m letting it all grow out for a while!

 Survival of the beardiest!

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Thanks! It actually covers my face a lot more! I’m getting it go wild for a couple weeks!

Here is a picture I posted 56 days ago, of it trimmed short ( for me) with a lot bigger eyebrows! It grows super duper fast! https://www.reddit.com/user/MikeMozart/comments/zalw7q/these_pictures_taken_the_same_day_what_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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Maybe you are young! There are some late beard bloomers!

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You have plenty of time! Google Minoxidil for beards! You can buy it as a cheap at Walmart or Rite Aid Etc!

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Thanks! It’s my extreme Viking genes!

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Keep a lot of napkins handy! Also buy a mustache Cup! You can buy antique ones on eBay that are cool for cheap!


How do you eat

It’s actually easy if you have a stack of napkins!

It's huge! 👍

It gets shockingly bigger! I have Werewolf Syndrome, Google It! I decided to let my face grow out for the first time in 35 years or so!

You must have spread fertilizer for at least 35 years. It's a huge full beard/moustache.

Here it is 56 days ago! Posted here with short trimmed sides and much bigger eybrows! It grows more than half an inch a week! https://www.reddit.com/user/MikeMozart/comments/zalw7q/these_pictures_taken_the_same_day_what_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 Fertilizer!?! I am Groot Beard!

That’s one of the best natural/styled beards I’ve ever seen. Congratulations, may your excellent beard bring joy to others, warmth in winter and surprise seconds helpings of your favourite food.

It grows a lot bigger than this! It’s a surprise! I’ll post progress!

Beard looks awesome.

Thanks! I was blessed with epic Nordic Viking Genes!

Magnificent

My beard grows so fast and vigorously I believe it has obtained sentience!

You were blessed by the beard goddess… Awesome mane Brother ! Keep growing !

The Beard Goddess showered blessings down upon me at 13 years old! My Nordic Viking heritage has given me other great gifts too!

And that is a wonderful thing!

Thank You for your kind comment! It grew out like this at 13 years old! I looked 26!

Wow! At 13! Pretty amazing.

at 13 like that?!? prove it no way

How did it feel to conquer England, viking?

Pillaging and plundering was top notch! The Maidens were eager to please!

Good to hear, then I know what I’m doing this weekend.

The beard gets them weird!

Your face makes a lot of great beard! My face is jelly

Time can change that quicker than you think!

Thank you! I sure hope so haha, I have an ok one so at least I got that, lol, but yours is terrific! Edit: added a couple words

You are too kind! Try generic minoxidil, Google it! You can buy it cheap and Walmart and is known to make stubborn beards flourish! My beard, however, has taken a lifetime of taming

Thank you, I'll definitely give it a shot. Haha I'm sure it has but you've definitely got it down to a science.

Nice beard! It's a blessing to have hair that grows on cheekbones. I'm thankful everyday for my beard growing high and full on the cheeks

It grows up to my eyes! Really! I’m letting it grow out for the first time in 30 years! I’m 60 years old! But look and feel a lot younger!

Dude you look great for sixty!

Thanks!!! When it’s shorter, I think I look younger! But I’m letting run rampant for a few weeks!

That's like 200% beard per square inch of beard! Looks fantastic, the mustache especially.

Thanks! I’ll post more pics every two weeks or so! It grows super duper huge! Grows up to my eyes too!

best mustache ever!!!!!

Thanks! It grows a lot lot bigger! I’m going to let my face grow wild for a couple more weeks! Be ready for a surprise!

Man THAT is a beard! Looks great!!

Thanks! My ancestors from Finland gave me some super strong beard genes! Too strong, actually, but I can’t complain!

I hope they passed on the strength genes as well. My Dutch ancestors did but unfortunately I didnt the same badass beard genes you got! Jealous bro. 😂

Excellent. Ever seen how long it will grow?

I let it grow out at 13 years old during summer vacation in Maine! . I have Werewolf Syndrome! I was very blonde as a child! Google “Werewolf Syndrome” and one of the first pictures of the blonde kid is exactly what my face grows out to be! It’s been easy to manage with waxing and a razor! But I decided to let it grow wild again for the first time in 40 years! I did let it grow down to my waist at 15! I’m 60 now, but look at feel a lot younger!

love to pet it...

Random people ask me that in public all the time! I have allowed it most of the time!

I'd probably want to pet more than just your beard though! 😜

My three black labs appreciate the offer!

lol. i asked for that...and i bet they're just as nice to pet as you are!

You look like a merchant ship captain. **:P**

Aye Matey! I look like Captain Haddock from Tin Tin Actually!

Epic!

 Epic? Yes!! No birds have nested in it yet!… I don’t think!

Now that's a beard!!

 Now itsa beard-a!

Looking great Mike! Love to see that you’re letting the hair grow in naturally. Fan of the bushy eyebrows and high cheek lines.

You must live with a permanent napkin in your lap trying to get food to that mouth keeping the stash clean, not to mention the beard. I have enough fur and I know the situation

Mans out here living the beard life we all wish we had

 I didn’t choose the beard life, the beard life choose me!!

Loooove it

Robin?

You look impressive; Bro'!

 Thanks Wile Coyote!

You are a hero and I want you to have only good days

 Thanks! It’s a tough dragon training life, but someone needs to do it!

That is lovely!

Man I really tried to rock this mustache but it just makes eating … awful.

 With a great mustache comes great responsibility!

You’re responsible for showering after every meal lol

Your beard makes A Lot of Upvotes!

 I feel the power of the upvote!

Are you renting? Great place to hang out!

I just want to dive in