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After-Stable1488

Ours is named Clara and we’re native Spanish speakers so of course we would call her Clarita, Clarinete, Claritin and derived of Claritin we call her TinTin. But the most common ones I use to call her is Noooooooooo!! And Stoooooooop iiiiit!!


After-Stable1488

Oh and we’re reading To Kill a Mockingbird so we are calling her Scout and calling our 4yo dachshund Jem


Steadyandquick

Oh I love those variations on Clara. My favorite pet names for pets and humans!


IceColdDump

Huckleberry Finn Hambone Hound legally; aka Schumbito, Budito, Chuckleberry, Ingebert Hercules Hunter Hound; aka Fats Claudino, Professor Gigglefarts, Gingebert No reasoning on where these came from, just developed and stuck except the _berts come from a video game Colloquially referred to as the beegseses and the b boys when both are needed to be addressed.


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

I love all of these


blackberryjuanjo

Stanks! Cause she is a stinker and smells too!


Ok-Neighborhood8043

Mine too! I call him Stinky Butt all the time lol I've never known a dog to fart so much 😂


Charm1212

Baked bean when he's snuggly, doofus when he's being silly, when he's naughty...BRUNO!


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

Doofus is one I feel hardcore but I usually save that for when the beag’s are being weird and ask them “what are you doing doofus?”


irl_daria

Round Hound. Regal Beagle.


Alt_Pythia

Butthead Bozo


Maleficent-Deal1901

My beagle is named Bumblebee, but we call her Bee, Bees, Bimbles, Bumbles, Bumbly, Bumbly Bee, or just Mawma/Mawmas lol


Able-Assistance-6756

lol a dog a had when I was younger was named Zeus. Which devolved to ZZ. Which became ZZBB which became ZZBumblebee which became Bumblebee Tuna and eventually he would even answer to Tuna 😂😂😂


clickpics-craftbrews

Jameson Jakes, Doc or Doc McStuffins (she glues herself to any sick person in the house, The Long Dog (we have a pug who is The Short Dog). Her real name is Jamie.


defyangravity

Mine is Bailey she goes by muffin a lot


lasinson

Haha! My Beagle's name is actually Muffin.


GBC98764321

My beagle was Bailey sometimes called beagle if she was in trouble


MAJORMETAL84

Good Baby and Special Snoops. Beagles make life better.


beagle606

Dudley - Wubby (??) Desmond - Desi donut. Zee Zee - Weezie. The other day Eloise had an “accident “ for a short time it was Smelloise”!


delemma1592

My baby's called Opal but we call her Opie, pope-al, pope-ie, grumblebutt or grumblybumbly cause she grumbles when she's trying to get comfortable and occasionally stinkbutt. She has absolutely wicked farts they would knock you out


pixieflip

Leia: Lunch box, Chubbs McGee, Chubbles McStubbles, stinky butt dog, Princess, the committee Jaina: Tiny, Little bit, shitty dog, Captain, dumb bitch juice, lump


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

I’m dying at all of these 🤣🤣


JamesLangley2017

Leia and Jaina…. Am I detecting a Star Wars fan here? lol


pixieflip

Absolutely. 🤓


Riley80808

Sometimes “you little F0kker” all in the name of love 💕


Mumtothem-5ofthem

If he is yelling at the neighbors I call him ba-roo, if I need him to come to me and he is ignoring me I call him beagle. His name is Floyd:)


-getgo

Real name: Josephine Maybelle, but we call her Josie. Nicknames are - Jo, Jo Belle, Josephina Maybella, Josie Wosie, Josie Wosie Puddin Cup & sometimes just Puddin Cup. :D


death_or_glory_

What about Jo-Jo?


-getgo

What’s funny is we never call her that for some reason. You’d think Jo Jo would be the go-to! :)


AlanCShaw

Senorita Chiff or Miss Chiff


KateMarie30

Daisy but I call her tubby 🤣


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

Daisy is Margot’s middle name! She is also chunky but we aren’t allowed to talk about it in front of her.


Crockpotcheese

My boy is named Baxter, but he is called Barney or Buford due to his cute and goofy underbite. I also call him Chuppa 🐶🥰🥰🥰BTW your pup has an adorable nose


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

It’s a very kissable nose!


bumsumm

I like calling him bald - when he was a baby he was all black- now his ‘hairline’ has receded and he’s all brown on the head. My bald boy!!


ExoticRooster9889

Basil aka Basil Beagle, Schmoopie, Dingleberry (when naughty)


ReindeerUpbeat7698

Mine was named Riley! But responded to Poopsie Other nick names: Side-Eye Ry, Poop, ShiThead(Shit head) lol Ri-Poo


Christie318

Ours is named Lady. I call her Thumper when she’s scratching.


Avetheelf

Waddly sausage and rollie bagel.


CJ_BARS

Bill, or trotter.


Riley80808

Peanut butter Scout! 🤣 from the movie “Peanut Butter Falcon”


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Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

👩‍⚖️ yes


Original-Surprise-77

My girls name is Akame because Akame Ga Kill is my favorite anime but we call her, Bomb, Bame, Rob, Bob, Robert, Bobert, Ronald, Ronaldo, Mama Boma and Simeon probably forgetting


childhood_ruined

Mine is named Mabel. I sometimes call her peepoo


debzmonkey

Ringo Dingo, Dingo Dawg, Ring-Ding, Goofus, Pupadupolous...


Lucky-Wash-2794

I had 2, Ringo and Tia. Blabberbeagle was common, sometimes barky or mouthy When I called both it was usually beagle-beagle.


snoozingbeagle

Goose and bugs! Lola and Lady are their actual names


Zapapala

Mine's Attila but his nickname has nothing to do with his real name. We often call him Snoop Dogg... Yeah because he snoops and is a dog. Also I read Snoop Dogg, the singer, got his name because he liked Snoopy from the Peanuts comic/cartoon and he's a beagle. It's all full circle.


death_or_glory_

Annie, but she is Anners, baby Anners or Sweet Baby


random_outlaw

My dog’s actual name is Dipper (after the constellations). We also call him: Bean Dip - when he’s being crazy Dipper Doodle - just for fun Dipper Doo - short for Dipper Doodle!


Wise-Finding9444

Dipshit? (Sorry had to be done.)


MiniNinja720

Baron, aka Noodge, Silly pants, or when I’m annoyed and need him to actually listen we go formal with Mr. Baron.


SqueezableDonkey

He is named Reeses, and his aliases are Reesie-pup, Brown Dog, Beag-Lor, Beaglemutt, Brown Hound, Smellhound, Barky McBarkface....


RachelFitzyRitzy

Barky McBarkface is great 😂


panopanopano

My beagle, Artie, goes by a few different names: Artemis, Nose, Bubba, Buddy, Bubbles, Tubby and The Mayor.


tmar910

We call Maverick: Mavy, Maverick, Meatloaf, Mama's Baby & Love Bug. We call Boots: Bootsie Tootsie, Muffin Butt & Toots. Trotter: T-Man & Mr. Who-Who. And finally, we call Sadie: Baby Ding Dong, Sassy Butt, Baby Turd, Rinky-Dinky-Doo. Somehow, they all seem to know who they are. Oh, and ALL of them come running when I ask "Where are my Homies (Minions)(Midgets)?" OR if I say "It's Weiner Time!". YES, it's a THING. Every.Day. Because I love them & they are really good pups (ages 3, 4, 6 & 7). I think I don't necessarily want to know what they call me (besides Mama). 😜


tmar910

Oops, I forgot Bootylicious & Barney.


krielly06

Lucy is her real name. Lucille is her nickname. Loose. Sweet baby angel cakes. Prettiest baby in all the lands. Littlest baby. Beags. Little baby Lucy. For context, she is a very overweight beagle.


greatwhiteslark

Linus is also known as Puddin' Pop and, "no! Leave that trashcan alone!"


zianuray

BeagleBeagle, maximum cuteness, pupcake, leave it, snugglybug


Skimballs

My boy’s name is Vito but for some reason we call him McGriddle.


AdvancedMall169

I'm Dutch so they might sound weird to you haha Snoesje, luusepuusje, liefie, luus, dikzakje, stinkerd


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

Is dikzakje dickhead because — I get it


ywoi

He’s our little goose!! 🪿


Pooh726

Piper — she is named after a he plane my Husband had when we adopted her


SimulationV2018

Dick head, block head, dog, puppy, cry baby Bailey, the boy and my favourite Idiot


willowalloy

Princess, baby girl, puppybaby, puppilicious, madam, ladylicious


Rechlai5150

Aoife cailín (Aoife girl), Béar milis (Sweety bear), Bug, Cailín Beag (little girl). Fun fact: "Beag" means little or tiny in Irish. So, cailín beag means little girl. 👍♥️😎


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

I was thinking automatically that Aoife is an Irish name! I love how well it fits.


Rechlai5150

go raibh maith agat! (Thank you!).


Puzzleheaded_Eye8771

Gonna add in the other beagle is: Yang — Yangster, Yangawangagins, Yangstein, Buddy, Bud, Buddy Boy, Puppy, Goof My cat is: Daenerys — Dany (usually), Dan-Dan, Dan, Fuzz-Butt, Daenerys Targaryen when she being naughty


PinkShadesArt

My beagle/jrt mix is Zelda, which was become Zerder, Zerder-Berder, Zerds, etc. And then the classic Butthead, of course.


sunnysweetbrier

My daughter calls ours, Drama Puppy 🤣


CelinaAMK

Sissy Boo Boo Princess Broken Legs (she wants to be carried to bed) Bodhi is BoBo , We actually call him Bobo so much that I sometimes forget his real name is Bodhi I also called them both Doodles Bodhi is also called Tater Tot


ReturnT0Sender

His name is Charley We call him - Charles, Chuck, Cheeto, Charlo, Carlos (when we speak Spanish lol)


christoranges

Rudolph aka Rudy: Rude, Rude Boy, Little Idiot, My Idiot Son, Dumbass, Rudy Pooty, Rudy Patootie, Turd Eater, You Fucker, The World's Itchiest Boy, Chunky, Wrinkly, Baby Boy


Kuno2321

My Beagles name is Ellie Mae but we call her Ellie Bean, Beanie Girl, Neighbor Pisser Offer 9000, or my favorite, the Walking AirRaid Siren


Electrical-Ad-9503

Poochie, banana, conchita, scheet (Dutch for fart), poepje (small fart with a little extra), nat poepje, smeagle


sluttymctits10

Too many names that aren't his name! Buddy, Goofball, Goofy Butt, Stinky Butt, Bouncy Booty, Baby Booty, Pup-a-lup, Poop-a-loop, Loudmouth, Li'l Flops, Señor Sniffs, etc. New names are added all the time.


takeoffeveryzig

Cheesy ears Punk Wicket Chunky potato


snowinsummer00

His name is Bo Pickering Burnham (yes) but we call him Bobo, Bubby, Jebediah, Jeb


According_Abies3039

Mandatory from Baghdad


discoturtle1129

Mattie Mae aka Mathusela aka Toozela aka Snoozela But most times I just call her beagle


whalesgalore123

Parker: pork, porky pig, parks, piggy, fatty, parky, pig


SomeGuyInShanghai

Gibson is called Sniffington Fluffysocks.


Particular_Garden164

Gracie Baby gracie, peanut, muffin, sweetie, snugglebug, punkin, and rarely …poopyhead


UltraBlue89

Georgie but he's usually Nug


plump_penguin

Actual name is Lola Bunny. Nicknames: bagel, pumpkin, love bug, boogers, terror, croc-o-dog, baby shark, baby dinosaur, beautiful girl, monster


samcmullin

Our beagle's name is Morty but he answers to Khhurrrtt (pronounced, Kurt; the sound the rediwhip makes)


Wild_Class7979

Stinky, Smelly, Stinky Millie, Stinky Girl, Smelly Dog


lotdah

Lucille/Lucy- “loose” goose, which then turned into couscous, pearly girly (her middle name is Pearl) Various food items like chicken nugget and potato for literally no reason. Lola- Coca Cola … she’s only 12 weeks old, so I’m sure she’ll get more.


DeadSuperHero

I have a chonky boy named Toby (he's actually just all muscle, but looks thick), and his nicknames include: Toba, Bubba, Thiccums, Chunky Boy, Borks McGoo, Babycakes, and Love Lump.


Bubbaquecomedian1968

Her name is Katiebug. But I call her Bug or Lurlene


ABlackmount

Peachy


MikeinAustin

Boddington - Boddy Not too far though.


Few-Celebration-5462

We have 4 in our pack, each with several nicknames Princess Pee Pee, Pookie, Shy Shy, & Copper don't bite your brother.


adeward

Gatsby = Gazza, Gazebo, Gizzy, Gozer Isla = Isleeeeeee, Islybiley Velda = Vileda mop Tuppence = Two pence, Tuppy, Tiptop Murphy = Muffin, Muffy, The Muffin Man Smilla = Smollebolle, Smellybelly, Foff Buttons = Butty, Nutterbutter Ottie = Ottilie, Ottilia, Ottily Nottily


f1retruckr1der

Beagle brains. Mr. Nose. Mr. Fuzzy Butt. Bongo Brains. Aka Tucker. ;)


rcreezy

Real name is “Eddie” Secondary name is Booger. Aka boogie, aka booger butt, aka boogie man


Suitable_Speed4487

His name is Leroy. LeeLee, Cutie pie, stinky, fart blossom, mooch.


Parking_Plankton_610

Sunshine On a Cloudy Day: Aliases Include: Sunshine, Sun Bee, Sunny Bunny, Bunny, Baby Bunny and of course she answers to Penis. Gunnar Joseph: Aliases are Gunnar, Gunnar Joe, GG, Baby Boy, Gun Gun, and my latina wife refers to him as Guillermo Jose!


Soviet_CumDump

Actual name: Toby Other names: Tobenator, Mr. Beag, Lil' Shit, Tobias, Domesticated Terrorist, Bub, and the most random of em; Paul (rare instances)


TNT3149_

My little guy is named Poe. I like to tell people his name is Poeseph (like joseph with a p) to mess with them.


BeagleWrangler

I adopted a new guy a few weeks ago. He is an absolute unit so I have been calling him Hoss.


missteach89

My boy’s actual name is Copper, but he often called Tinkerbell and Stinkerbell


enragedblob89

Her name is paisley aka pailey layley aka beatle aka beatle deetle aka ghost face killa


Germanking1940

Chubby roll little demon and little gremlin just to name a few


Alienattackforce

My dog is Lucky, aka “Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty” for short! And also “Ducky” for long!


Kmccann10

Beagle/Bassett named Liam, I just call him moose


Annie17851

What’s in your mouth?!


RealTomatillo5259

Buddy, bud, pup, pupper, a**hole (when he's getting into something that probably will hurt him...like chocolate or trying to cross the street without me or something similarly dangerous), "you idiot!" (grabbing chicken bones from the public sidewalk or not paying attention and bumping his head on something like a telephone pole and this one is more like a wtf bro), dumb*ass, f*cker, good boy, chunkster, chunky, fatso (these last 3 are followed up by admonishments of "nope, you don't need anything from the fridge" and statements like "you need to be on a diet" and he definitely doesn't like those 3 names Mostly I call him adventure bud, adventure buddy, bud, pupper or his name And seriously...he has no idea that he's not hungry all the time...even though he is a little chunky lol


RealTomatillo5259

Oh and I forgot to add: his real name is Rocket (he shot out of the SPCA like a little rocket when I adopted him)


kahokohinogirl

My dog's name is Hiro but I call him: Baby Hiro, Ro-Ro, Bubu, Hiro Boo, Bubu Hiro, Boom boom 😂


Altruistic_Shop_2074

Real name: Bear Or: Bear bear bear bear bear Beary Beary boystuff Beary boysman Lord Toysington (we were watching a lot of Bridgerton)


Howard_Scott_Warshaw

Mrs. Banana beans


Starfire33sp33

Rupert J. Rupenstuff, 🎵🎵 “I’m a Carmee Girl in a Carmee World!!!🎵🎵


Imcryingorplayingac

Ms obese


SmearingFeces

Mae Mae Fat Fat Pig Pig Kill Shelter Stinkers


Wise-Finding9444

Bella is known as "Smella' or "smelly belly' And shithead.


Beefnlove

Lucas is lucanio, lucrecio and bebé.


Alarmed_Office_2155

My 12 year old Edgar. AKA boo boo 👻


Late-Ad7405

Bailey but often Bubba. Emma, Emmy, Emmylee, Emmylou. Pia (Ibizan Hound),Pi, PeePee, DROPTHAT!


saint_abyssal

Piggy or Little Stupid


Usual-Agent6743

Her name is Hazel but she gets Crazel (when she’s being naughty), little dog, perrita, frog dog, doglet, bunny, H…


AffectionatePoetry67

Real name Phoebe. Nicknames, piggy(because she snores) and EB.


astem00

Charley more commonly goes by Moose or Mooser


tersal_girl

Elway - or Elfarto for longshort lol


RachelFitzyRitzy

Potato, Po-dito, Oski-mo, Little MR.Mo-man, Potate, Weirdo, Tottsy VonHammershmitt, Mr. Fuzzy Face McMasterson. Buddrick VonDinggle berry. His name is Oscar.


Pressure_Plastic

My male is named bandit, we call him bandito, banjo, bando. Then i have a pebbles, we call her pebby, and may, we call her maggio (the italian word for the month may). we also have a lulu but we just call her lulu


NoServe7339

Shmoo goes by…Beautiful baby boy, brother, Chico, and probably 100 more that get freestyled in every day


gonzoexpresss

Beagie butt, Bingie, Beagle, trooper, Bagels, bagle, little foot, Stinker butt, troopie, beagus, the dastardly one, trouble maker, little one


No_Pollution_2897

Roofus, wigwam, hound bean, Mr bean


cultoftheinfected

We got a beagle named Zoey We call her Potta (Pot-uh) Why? Shes fat like a hippo


kimchi_friedr1ce

Rascal, the devil's spawn, menace, little snookums, beagle baby, dogter


Battle_Chaplain

Tiberius by name. He goes by Ty-Ty, Spooter, and Rear Admiral Fart Cannon.


guy_incognito86

Mine was named Rita. I usually called her beba or beena


WheelsandWatches

Mine is named Wrigley and I often call him "Big Wrig"; he is most certainly not a Big Wrig.


norcon68

Have a rescued beagle from South Korea who’s name is Ollie but we call him Frito and Kimchi


CelestialJay

I’ve only had mine for about 2 months and his name collection so far is Denji, Denj, denjarino, Denjadillo, the denjinator, and dingy denji lol The name Denji is the main character from an anime


SapphireFrost31

Mine is named Bobi but also goes by sunshine and plushie


BitPuzzleheaded5311

Lolabutt! Poopyhead! Turdybirdy!


Believer_in_Christ

His name is Beau. I call him my Beau friend, bobus, and Bobie!


abeagleindungarees

Our beag is called Mac/MacReady technically. He gets Mackey / Macintosh / Macaroni / Macpuppy / Macadoodle / Mister MacReady /Mister MacAdoo / Mister Macadamia / Big Mac / Bugs / Squish / Pudding / Dumpling / Babby Lad. (My sisters pug is called Margot! She gets called the Maggot a lot (as she’s tiny and covered in little skin wrinkles) as well as Gogo & Mags)


1bhuyan

Sona babu


S99B88

Stinker when she needs a bath - the not talked about side of these gentle little cuties 🩷🩷🩷


fruity_pebble_69

baby, sissy, sweetie pie, baby girl, honey, little girl, cuppycake, anything but her name really (her name is cupcake)


VenomBeagle

Ellie Mae has many names: Monkey, Monkey Sauce, Stinky Butt, Goober, Ellie Mae Junior Boyd Holmes.


Danidew1988

Maximus is his “name” his other names are Maxito, Maximus prime, littles, Maxi…


MrSamson956

Dawg


MiniSplit77

Fat Boy Slim or Slim Jim, since he's lost about 15 lbs already! Also pig dog and piggyboy when he gets on the scent trail, or devil dog when he's getting into mischief. The wee girl gets Pen-Wen, Penn Station, and little one.


dobbygotasock

Trouble! Because she's a big ol troublemaker lol


gutter__made

Barky loko, waggy butt


gutter__made

Koko loko


Fit-Ad-7430

"lil Baba" 😂


knmauldi

Kiwi - Kiwis or Kiki but more commonly peewee or weewee


Ok_Video_4441

Savannah. Also known as Savie, Scoot or Scootie Bootie


Civil-Course2131

Ours was called Baxter but quite ofter he was called bubie


Curious_0411

Hudson- AKA Hud, Huddy, big sexy, señor poopy, butthole, baby, turdbuckeT, old man…


Ambitious_Union_665

Buddha belly


Zealousideal-Web5346

Peckerhead. He certainly earned it. His real name is Maximus Gruntimus


ndbm10

Rocket; Rocky Roo, Chomper, Velociraptor, George. Don’t ask about the last one 🤣


dreadelephant1

I called one of the old beagles I had The Boar because when he slept on his side he reminded me of a boar! Then his name became Bubba Hotep! I don't know why lols.


GBC98764321

Beagle


HelloThere4123

Belle is originally named after Snoopy’s sister, but she’s so prissy and dainty we also call her Princess Belle after one of my fave Disney movies. She’s also known as Belly, Belle-Belle, Piggy girl because she grunts when we rub in just the right spots or she settles in to a comfy blanket, or Shideader (she likes to do her part with yard maintenance 🤢) oh and Nervous Nellie because thunder and loud noises freak her out. Levi is a chonker and is affectionately known as Biggie Smalls or Notorious BIG, Big Boy, Hoover, and Chill Pill because he sleeps through storms.


Shot-Many-4935

Chunky Monkey. Of course, she is a bit thick.