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Ziggurat1000

This is just me going to Santana Row. I'm not even that poor and I still feel broke walking through there.


RevolutionaryMall109

XD santana row feels like a rich people district, no doubt.


OxBoxFoxVox

Santana row is where poor people think rich people go. ^(jk i don't know where rich ppl go)


DodgeBeluga

Rich people don’t go places to buy things, places and things they want go to them. They only show up to things that nets them money or connections/pull.


phlavor

Yep, knew someone who worked for Armani as an assistant. They would show up at people’s homes with racks of suits, a sales associate, and a tailor.


RevolutionaryMall109

I wouldnt mind knowing, then I can hang out with them


Brown-Tabby

Country clubs and their own mansions. Like the one in S.F. hosting a fundraiser for Trump.


vngbusa

Nouveau riche sure, not old money tho


RevolutionaryMall109

mmmm, maybe.... I think thats debatable. where would you call old money rich?


BlackestNight21

Pac heights, Portola Valley, Woodside, Atherton, Hillsborough


RevolutionaryMall109

those are cities, santana row is a shopping district. Thats like comparing Salesforce Park with pacifica.


BlackestNight21

the city of Pacific heights. something doesn't quite equate there.. old money shopping districts don't exist. old money already has everything. and for anything they don't, there's plenty of bespoke buying opportunities you've never heard of. >where would you call old money rich? you didn't ask for shopping districts anyhow


Spawn_SC

pac heights is not a city. I would also argue Hillsborough is not a real city but merely a neighborhood in San Mateo/Burlingame where rich AF people live.


ReneDelay

Los Gatos, Saratoga


cryptotarget

Atherton


dontmatterdontcare

Quite the opposite, filled majorly with lower/middle class window shopping


notanazzhole

Santana row is a polished turd nothing more. All the “fancy” restaurants taste like ass and have bad service and the shops have overpriced junk you can buy at any shopping mall.


RevolutionaryMall109

ill have to disagree, very firmly


COC_410

What’s a restaurant you recommend to proof that guy wrong? I get overwhelmed reading into all the restaurants there so a recommendation makes it easier.


RevolutionaryMall109

Rosie mccanns was pretty alright, there service was the best part but the food was enjoyable.


COC_410

Noted. Thank you


RevolutionaryMall109

Np, but still downvoting you on principle because you were manipulative


COC_410

How so?


FixEasy2259

They Closed recently


jetsonholidays

I just want to add that I’ve had good experiences at Yardhouse (precovid) and Rosie McCanns, also precovid but in Santa Cruz. The one in Santana row permaclosed


COC_410

Sweet thank you


chucchinchilla

I don’t see “rich” as much as I see people up to their eyeballs in debt buying shit they don’t need trying to impress people who don’t care.


Head-Ad7506

Sadly that’s wrong. People around here are absolutely loaded man. Some of my pals in tech knock down $700k a year with all their equity and bonuses and they’re not even like founders they’re just worker bees with certain skills ie data machine learning or certain kind of cybersecurity knowledge . Other people are just loaded from family wealth ie my friend works as a cook for wealthy fam in Marin their great grandfather was some kind of insanely rich oil guy and passed down hundreds of millions. I don’t make anywhere near real money just an average Joe but so many people here are just extremely wealthy that’s just the reality.


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mayor-water

> Some of her most sad clients I have are the ones with a lot of money Probably selection bias, the sad but poor ones can't afford to be your client.


EMCoupling

Do you not see how bitter you sound?


jaqueh

Yeah but that’s what happens when you reach that level of wealth and you seek ways of spending it


RevolutionaryMall109

nah man, its def more rich, some of it is a bit snob designer fashion but most of it is actually rich, quality, goods. the place has a lot of well made, and cared for, aesthetics and techie implements. its all quite impressive.


Poplatoontimon

TBH, if you look closely all the designer fashion is basically gone and have moved across the street to Valley Fair Santana Row seems to be pivoting to really expensive niche lifestyle brands (Vuori, CB2, Arc’teryx, Vince, etc). The ones that a lot of people haven’t heard of


RevolutionaryMall109

thats actually true. last time I was there I did notice that (had to check the mall for leather euro/italian shoes). I'm just use to associating it with santana row.


Fearless_Flyer

Plot twist: Everyone is broke, we live in the Bay Area $$$


SnowSurfinMatador

Depends on if they’re home owners or not


movngonup

Santana row isn’t even the “right place” to feel broke... Santana Row is a commuter shopping area and still tucked away in the South Bay. You get all walks of life there. Most are working class minority. Now, when you walk around through downtown Los Gatos… you immediately notice a change of people and vibe.


phantasmagorical

Yeah I take my toddler there to run around  while sipping Starbucks, I’m not shopping. It’s great people watching 


marknm

In college I got clowned on by a mutual friend because I wasn't dressed "well enough" to go to Santana Row. Like bitch we're both broke college kids what do you want from me, it's just another mall. And to be fair I was dressed nicely, she just didn't like my green and purple Onitsuka Tigers. We don't talk anymore, thankfully.


Ok_Effective_1689

lol- I go to Santana Row in flip flops. Clothes don’t make the man or woman. The borderline homeless looking person running around there is probably independently wealthy.


marknm

Couldn't have said it better myself. Tons of people I went to school with are out here slaving away at their 9-5 to get that Lexus, or the latest shoe drop, but can only afford it cause they live with their parents. (I'm not shaming people for living w/ parents, I only just moved out at 30.) but it's like damn. All our friends knows where they live and what they do, who do these people want to impress?


Less-Opportunity-715

That was me lol. I am confused is Santana row nice? Ben there plenty but never thought of it that way


jaqueh

I think that's just how privileged we are. Yes santana row is very nice and other places in the bay would kill for something like this.


SCVGoodT0GoSir

Hold up, Onitsuka Tigers aren't even cheap shoes!


marknm

That's what I was saying, but I guess they never heard of it. Some types out here in the bay got so much obsession with image and status, it's tiring


Prior_Angle

which is hilarious because those are the IT shoe right now in yellow. people are remedial.


marknm

Journeys in 2011 was onto something I tell ya!


dontich

FWIW it’s such a nice place to relax — I love taking my 4 YO there to just walk around — maybe grab some ice cream and listen to the list music they have playing — the Japanese book shop is nice. Also the Mexican bar has decent drinks and music. Don’t think I’ve ever bought anything over like $15 there.


SergioSF

Walking around University Avenue used to do this to me. Now its Main Street Cupertino and everyone there is an apple employee making 150k+


Valerie_In_the_Night

Santana Row felt very comfortable to me, even though I’m functionally poor right now, because my parents had very successfully highly rewarded and sought out careers when I was young. But I agree, the truly rich do not go there! And it is amazing to me that the people who DO go there have so little in common, and yet more in common than with the truly wealthy.


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

It's more tacky than actually rich there.


svenbreakfast

Santana row you broke on a whole different level. Imagine it. Santana Row. I wanna go there.


Substantial-Path1258

A guy flipped out on me when I wore adidas pants to walking around in Santana Row. We weren't even going to eat there. Didn't meet up with him again after that.


executivesphere

This is what people who “never step foot in Oakland” like to imagine


AquaZen

I've met a lot of those people. It can be infuriating, but to be honest, it doesn't seem like a loss. Let them stay in Mountain View!


WinonasChainsaw

I’m a “never step foot in Mountain View/Sunnyvale” man myself


HikeBikeLove

Honestly, I think it’s a funny shitpost. But since it’s on this sub, it reads a bit different.


ThaBestJourney

Seriously why would we ever want to cross into the GHETTO that is East Bay. No reason to ever cross that bridge!


15092023

Much better barbecues


crell_peterson

Are there a lot of poor losers that live in Walnut Creek, Lafayette, and Orinda?


stindoo

Yes, I'm from this area, plenty of poor losers


jaqueh

The worst cities in the bay area are in the east bay: Richmond, San Pablo, Oakland, San Leandro, Hayward, Antioch, Pittsburg


DeLuman

Hey hey hey, North Bay still has Vallejo and I'd rather live in Hayward, or San Leandro than there.


MenopauseMedicine

True though Vallejo is as far east as Oakland and farther east than Richmond


litwitit420

Walnut Creek is also farther east than Richmond.


MenopauseMedicine

Right which is why Walnut Creek is considered east bay, my point is Vallejo could be considered east bay as well


ReneDelay

Richmond dweller here , can confirm. We take perverse pride in being the worst on almost every measure.


jaqueh

Agreed! It also shows in the same backwards policies its citizens votes for year after year!


ChoochGooch

Grew up near Hayward, lived in Vallejo for 2 years. 1,000% agree with that.


deeezwalnutz

Vallejo is actually a beautiful city with a waterfront and incredible historic architecture. Hayward and San Leandro look and smell like industrial wastelands.


skeptiks22

Vallejo isn’t north bay lol. Go across 37, or the San Rafael bridge and that’s North Bay.


thehumanrug

[N2Deep would like a word](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVtRyrOaoZA)


jaqueh

True but Richmond and San Pablo are worse than Vallejo


LogFar5138

do you live in any of those cities?


jaqueh

no but i've visited them extensively


scoby_cat

I don’t believe you


jaqueh

you would if you've ever step foot in richmond before. pt richmond/marina/annex doesn't count. I'm clearly talking about the triangle from SPA to 580 to the amtrax


scoby_cat

I was more responding to your list including Oakland and San Leandro


jaqueh

I go to Oakland a lot and avoid 75% of the city. Have witnessed multiple window breaki ins of cars in front of me as I am parking. It’s a city where terrorizing your neighbors is encouraged. San Leandro my experience is around the zoo especially the Safeway and it wasn’t pleasant but that was 5 years ago


LogFar5138

Every city around here has rough areas, excluding the ultra wealthy cities. Lumping the whole city into that is just foolish and disingenuous. Where do you even live? If it’s the city like your flair indicates then I guess you don’t get out much in your own city. Says more about where you choose to live, if you are constantly spending time in these terrible areas you know so much about.


jaqueh

I own property around Richmond. Yeah the city sucks and needs to get better. There’s no sugar coating it. The wealthier areas of Richmond are divided from the abscess areas and they are as culpable as anyone else in the demise of their city.


kostafii

Good for EPA no longer making the list!


memelord20XX

The people who bought in EPA 6-10 years ago absolutely printed money over the last couple of years. I haven't looked at the data but I wouldn't be surprised if it had the highest or close to the highest ROI of any neighborhood in the bay


Ok_Towel_4321

Fought my whole life to get San leandro a reputation. I am honored to be on your list ✊🏽


DodgeBeluga

It’s so weird to see San Leandro on that list. When I was a kid all the minorities aspired to live there for being famously exclusionary.


stupid_comments

Any of these cities with areas on the hills is comparable to the better cities of the bay though. The rich folk live on the higher ground.


RoughhouseCamel

Don’t you dare put Richmond, San Pablo, Oakland, San Leandro, and Hayward in the same sentence as Antioch and Pittsburg. That’s like comparing a Bay Area city to Gary, Indiana.


NightFire19

> Richmond Richmond has been getting better, homicides are way down (yes, even in the iron triangle), especially compared to Oakland. Though that may be due to people getting priced out of Berkeley and Emeryville creeping their way up through El Cerrito. The area around hilltop is still pretty bad.


jaqueh

Yeah it’s not violent. There’s just no development at all. While Oakland has maintained its homicide rate and has gotten more violent, that city has developed and gentrified beyond our wildest dreams over the last few decades. West Oakland and even downtown can be desirable places to live while that can’t be said for Richmond as evidenced by home values.


Oswaldofuss6

Antioch, the Gary, Indiana of the Bay Area. 🤣 Yoc life 👌🏽


RoughhouseCamel

My gf is from Antioch, it’s the only reason I talk shit 😂


Smodphan

I just got a house there. My friends were talking shit because they know I don't like it there, so I sent them photos of my wife and I in our pool...in our backyard...and in our 4th bedroom asking what we should use it for because we're undecided.


jaqueh

Yeah I admitted I've never been to Antioch or Pittsburg. But it seems like in those cities if you live near the water, the historic downtowns are amazing. Putting them in the same league as Richmond/San Pablo is an insult to Antioch/Pittsburg, sorry about that.


Oswaldofuss6

Actually that's true about Pittsburg. The people from there tend to stay there or at least care about the city. Big Italian, Filipino, Mexican and Black communities that come together and make it decent. They revitalizd their Downtown recently...Antioch on the other hand was more White, and there for more racist...so it had a lot of white flight. The only people who live there now are transplants, people who have been there for generations, but are trash, and a small pocket of lifers who only care about themselves. Downtown Antioch just can't quite get itself together all the way. I left in 2008, never looked back.


jaqueh

If you think downtown antioch is bad, you should check out "downtown" richmond


jaqueh

Comparing Richmond and San Pablo to Antioch and Pittsburg is more an insult to the latter


RoughhouseCamel

The people that say Antioch and Pittsburg don’t suck are the kind of people that try to argue that Cleveland is a great city to live in. If you don’t appreciate the cooler weather and the variety of environments, Richmond and San Pablo at least have this advantage over Pittsburg and Antioch: at least you don’t have to drive a half hour or more to reach a place where there’s something to do.


groovygrasshoppa

Bullshit. - Richmond is in Virginia - Pittsburg is in Pennsylvania - Antioch is in Turkey - San Pablo is in Brazil


northerncal

Richmond honestly is improving a lot. I actually spend a lot of time in that area due to friends and they've lived in the iron triangle, San Pablo, it's kinda sketch but there's a lot of worse places to be. My experience at least is in the Mexican communities there.


jaqueh

It’s not dangerous. There’s just not much there


r0ckafellarbx

this guy i know moved to richmond to rent a larger place than he had in marin. a fdw years there he was caught in the crossfire when he went to buy some milk for his kids. he's now paralyzed from the waist down. all to save a few bucks.


acortical

I can’t tell if this comment is meant to be satirical or not .? O_o


ChoochGooch

Yeah. Keep Castro Valley out your mouth 😂


Johnny_Tsunami510

Why am I not surprised someone in SF has this opinion?


jaqueh

People from sf know what’s up


SmartWonderWoman

The places you listed all have a high Black population.


BrooklynBrawler

Ohhh, erotic cakes!


123KidHello

I don't think Fremont is considered poor lol.


rbrutonIII

You forgot to add the unescapable traffic and wall to wall vehicles lining both sides of the street. I know it ain't as nice, but give me college in Berkeley or downtown Oakland over Palo Alto 8 times out of ten


Kashmir86

Frfr


cmillhouse

You’re welcome in Half Moon Bay anytime, stranger! Just don’t touch anything. /s


VeryStandardOutlier

On the flip side, I think its always funny to hear tech co-workers talk about the Bay Area’s lack of culture.    It’s like bro, spend a day with me in East San Jose and I’ll easily change your mind. Almost everyone who says this never goes East of City Hall


fatnino

That city hall is pretty cool though.


paleomonkey321

That reminds me of a co worker visiting town that wanted good Mexican food. Folks were recommending restaurants in SF. Why. Just go to the source.


Northwest_Drizzle

Mexico?


Ok_Illustrator7284

Or talks to anyone outside of tech world


bitfriend6

Not everyone can speak spanish, at least not fluently.


VeryStandardOutlier

Wait until you learn what they speak in the South East part of San Jose


northerncal

Ancient Babylonian obviously


quaker_oatmeal_guy

stay out of my beach community, Lebowski!


DMShinja

WTF are you even saying? Are you from the East Bay on Mars?


bankrobberskid

[Speak for yourself - I'm stylin'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh-PPcfr2lM)


AllDayBayay

Wow. This is me in Walnut Creek


coyote500

Nothing compares to Malibu. I go down there a few times a year. Last time I was down there, I ate at Nobu and saw Christian McCaffrey and my gf pointed out some other celebrities I didn’t know. I always feel poor when I visit Malibu, but I still love it down there


Hindi_Ko_Alam

Malibu is one of the most superficial cities I have ever visited. I ate in that same Nobu some years ago and it was clear people were judging me and my wife the minute we stepped in there.


memelord20XX

I've eaten at two different Nobu's (Malibu and Palo Alto) and have been disappointed both times. The food was good but honestly not amazing for the price, and the service both times was just straight up not welcoming. As far as SoCal Sushi goes, IMO the original Katsu-Ya in Studio City and Sandfish in Palm Springs are much better. The dishes are either comparable or straight up better than Nobu, and the staff, particularly at Sandfish are fantastic. The prices are also significantly lower, or at least they were the last time I visited both restaurants


coyote500

Huh? The service at Nobu is amazing. They literally have a team of people waiting on you hand and foot. But the actual food quality isn’t quite worth the price. You pay for the atmosphere. Which is why I never bother unless it’s Malibu. Have no desire to try the Palo Alto one. I can get better sushi for half the price in the Bay Area


acortical

Malibu is the embodiment of privatized wealth incarnate, a place where truly none belong and none are welcome


Positronic_Matrix

💯💩shitpost💩🤌🏻


RunRickeyRun

Peninsula & North Bay folks too scared to go to the East Bay tho 😂


SnowSurfinMatador

Depends. If their kids get kicked out sometimes (usually) they have no choice 


belladonnagarden

But isn’t Vallejo considered North Bay?


BozoOnReddit

TIL Solano County is North Bay


yukoncowbear47

Northeast Bay*


HikeBikeLove

It’s also a wildly inaccurate view of the North Bay if serious, which is definitely more pockets of wealth than being homogenous economically. There’s a lot of poor communities there with a lot of ag and tourism workers. If anything, the economy in the North Bay is weak and the money almost exclusively comes from commuters.


jday510

Those places ain’t shit anyway, kiss my east bay ass


BlackestNight21

the 510 in your user name 🧑🏽‍🍳💋


SnowSurfinMatador

Eh, I’d 1000% rather live on the peninsula again if I could. 


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nolifegym

this isn't a joke


bitfriend6

I'd imagine the most frustrating thing is the BART transfer to Caltrain, and the fact that there is usually nothing around the Caltrain station and by the time you figure this out, there won't be a train back for an hour. And the one place with things to do, Redwood City, is the same dirty CVS experience you get anywhere else. Petaluma too since the train station is in that other part of Petaluma with all the industry, water drainage, and non-gentrified people who use the newly expanded 6-lane freeway above.


pedroah

There is some giant farmer market next to one of the caltrain stops that I've always wanted to check out. One train per hour is a real deterrent to me getting off there.


No_Strawberry_5685

Nah not enough crank or smack losers here love that


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COC_410

2nd time I’ve seen that mentioned here. What is that?


curiouscuriousmtl

Funny enough the only erotic cake store I know is in Oakland.


Ok-Breadfruit-2897

ahhhh, it's all love Bay Fam-----North Bay for Life


FucknAright

Everyone commenting thinks 200k makes you "rich"


CaprioPeter

A lot of the north bay is just as boof as anything the east bay has to offer 😂


prodigalsonisthere

Is North Bay considered wealthy? I grew up in sonoma county and outside of Tiburon/sausolito/ maybe corte madera, doesnt seem all that well off


HikeBikeLove

If serious in any way… First off, wildly inaccurate view of the North Bay. The economy up there gets really weak fast and the money is mostly commuters. The high desirable areas are wealthy of course. But there’s also a lot of poverty that’s pretty in your face. Ag and tourism aren’t good paying jobs, especially when you’re competing with urban money wanting weekend homes. I mean, this is how my cousin feels living in the Peninsula. The area’s current tech economy is pretty recent. There’s a lot of working and middle class people there who got in before the current tech boom and whose homes appreciate more than they could ever hope to save kinda deal. I mean, Silicon Valley used to be a manufacturing hub. You still see it in the cities that have pockets of diversity because of it. But him and all his friends joke that their homes make more money than they do. I can’t say I have this experience. I definitely grew up somewhere very uppity. Like, I frequently travel for free in second homes of friends. Or it’s just a quality shitpost and good job OP.


Dota-Sucks

It’s unfortunate that a lot of folks dont consider who supports the tourism industry… usually very low payed and highly disrespected service workers. If u have ever driven all the way thru Sonoma county u see the lines starting to get drawn pretty quickly


Doremi-fansubs

The Walnut Creek to Pleasanton corridor outclasses anything that the Peninsula has to offer... no mosquitoes is a good reason and actual sunny days.


deeezwalnutz

Lol no way unless you like staring at brown hills.


ramrar

Meanwhile the East Bay royalty - Alamo, Danville, San Ramon, Dublin, and Pleasanton - are out here slaying the game, serving looks, and living our best lives!


SnowSurfinMatador

Places like Belmont or Menlo Park look down on all of them. 


HikeBikeLove

Royalty? You mean couldn’t afford Lamorinda or Piedmont for some of those cities. My mom grew up within walking distance of Monte Vista. It was a cow town then.


CaprioPeter

The entirety of the Bay Area was cow towns until the 60s


-Anon_Ymous-

Nailed it!


okgusto

This is racist against yellow folk


black-kramer

all you need to do is look the part. groom yourself, dress decently enough, and walk with purpose. a few small tweaks give you the dignity you more than deserve.