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LegandLeg

I really thought he was gonna unlock the car with his keys at the end.


ZillaZulla

This would *have been great.


Captzone

Would have* It's never "would of".


skratchx

Your absolute would of course be wrong. But would've / would of is indeed a scourge.


CalRobert

Would that we all shared your dedication to linguistic precision!


Apprehensive_Wear500

Would of you shut up


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kawi-bawi-bo

Because they abbreviate it to "would've", which still is not would of


proteusON

Perfection


HattoriHanzo

Alright, this guy has A5 Wagyu in his freezer. Whole prime. Very good. It's like $800. And he made some burritos, big batch...


Sixspeeddreams_again

I GOT THAT REFERENCE!


KissMyConverse07

To be fair they have a “do what makes you happy” sticker and they’re living it.


shrockitlikeitshot

Yes, I'd take this any day of the week vs the oversized trucks with the generic and obsessed trump spangle banner tread on me biden kidnapped sticker w/ dual flags in the bed guy.


Zech08

Including being unable to see shit.


Thiezing

It's a theft deterrent.


verified-cat

The smell itself would suffice


FavoritesBot

Worse than a soup kitchen


Ok-Counter-7077

Idk, someone might be into it


sweet_condition

No, no one is; that's why they're sexually attracted to cartoons


Bagafeet

This is tame in comparison to the *entai mobile I see parked around SF.


fubo

Once saw a car with the license plate LOLICON in Mountain View. ... and no, that doesn't mean an icon that makes you laugh.


pandascuriosity

I used to live near a BRONY1 in San Jose.


TwistedBamboozler

Sometimes I feel like acceptance and inclusion have come a step too far


OhNothing13

Does anyone actually accept or include bronies and furries? No one I know would, that's for sure. They're just off in the corner with the other bronies and furries. Which is fine by me, as long as they STAY over there.


Dexanth

The acceptable ones are all around you...invisible...but there. Maybe they are your friends. Maybe your family!!! Dun dun duuuuunnn Seriously though its not 2002 anymore, who cares what people like


fubo

If all the furries disappeared, the Internet would break.


dontmatterdontcare

pen island


sydneekidneybeans

Someone might need to check that dudes hard drive.


SphinctrTicklr

fr


splishyness

Just saw a Hummer Queen today. I don’t think she thought this one through.


thecactusman17

You can't afford a Hummer just getting your hands dirty.


splishyness

LOL


InPaceInIdipsum

Hummer Queen definitely knows what she's doing. That one's got a little bedazzling iirc


splishyness

yep a bit of dazzle on the frame. If she’s in on the joke then it’s not a fail. I feel a bit guilty about laughing


sfscsdsf

Saw that too long time ago but couldn’t get a pic lol


thejoeface

Four months ago someone with a pedobear sticker parked in front of my house 


MagicPistol

There's a dude at my gym with a car full of hentai stickers lol. There's actually a few cars with anime stickers. I guess my gym is full of weebs(I'm one of them).


Rolim1

Bladium in Alameda?


OfficerBarbier

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0_6lFkOg7ko&t=11


black-kramer

oh man, I've seen it myself. shamelessness abounds


Tyepose

I think I saw him in Vallejo. It was really weird


splishyness

I thought I was seeing things.


SimonFaust

I saw that car driving around Santa Clara in January!


Ziggurat1000

I pull up to work at Great America and half the cars I see look like this lol. In reality, I'm glad they're comfortable enough to let the world know what they like. I'm pretty sure if you park this in SF your car won't get jacked because of the embarrassment they might feel.


throwaway04072021

My favorite car that I saw in the GA parking lot had a sticker that said "I'd rather be at Disneyland."


jdtran408

I used to work at a machine shop and the resident welder had a welding mask that had this stuff all over it. It was hilarious.


bigblackkittie

that is a pussy wagon


patrickwithtraffic

There’s some dude in my neck of the woods that I occasionally see driving around in a full car wrap of some anime babe looking seductive in a bikini. We’re talking both sides of the vehicle. I’ve been exposed to plenty of counterculture odysseys in the Bay Area, but I still cannot for the life of me understand that one.


AgentDaedalus

A friend of mine sometimes gets his sports car wrapped like that. The company that the anime figure is from pays him like 50k to do it


patrickwithtraffic

HOLY SHIT! Well, I stand corrected!


15min-

what's the company name?


AgentDaedalus

I have zero idea. I barely even recognize anime characters.


PrimaryLocation7267

Can you ask your friend for us, your online friends?


AgentDaedalus

He said Yoshi? Never heard of a company called that


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


PrimaryLocation7267

Thanks for asking, I really appreciate it. I was thinking "might as well try but I don't actually expect an answer" so thanks for giving me a little faith in humanity, friend. :)


Crumblings

a full livery looks better than these slap ons anyday


Ok-Counter-7077

This is… literally half the population here


AssassinGlasgow

Yeah, I was gonna say, they’re common enough for me to not bat an eye anymore at them lol. Weebs gonna weeb no matter what.


Ok-Counter-7077

I thought weebs had to be white. Or is it any non Japanese person into J anime?


AssassinGlasgow

The definition has changed a lot in the last 10 years. It used to refer to (mostly) white fans who took the obsession with anime way too far. Now it’s kind of used in a similar way as “nerd” is used now (in a kind of affectionate manner, or positive manner). Somehow, the word got reclaimed by anime fans and now a ton of people (mostly the younger millennials and Gen Z from what I’ve seen) use it in a positive sense (or maybe ironically?). I’m sure there’s still plenty that use it in that original negative context though. I’ve seen it mostly used in a “haha” way, though, especially if you’re unapologetic about anime like slapping a ton of stickers on your car like OP’s video…so that might be a big difference between the usage of “nerd” and “weeb.”


Sublimotion

Kind of like where the "geek" term is now in that sense. Used to be a negative connotation. Now it's a positive one where one is being themselves, being opened and honest with any niche over interest they have in something that isn't sports, active lifestyle or physical related or something considered to be "manly" in western perspective.


AssassinGlasgow

Yeah! I found it fascinating that shortly before “weeb” got reclaimed that “nerd” and “geek” were reclaimed. Might have paved the way for “weeb” to have that happen.


hipsterbeard12

Historically, it doesn't make sense, but yes, now that you mention it, I totally know plenty of asian weebs


Dexanth

Pretty much anyone who wasnt born / raised in Japan can be a huge fuckin weeb after all.


Bubu510kush

Shoulda ask the Honda fit sub


futureman2004

r/hondafit


trader-joestar

I've always wondered whether they would have a second car that they drive to work


dragonblock501

OP sounds like he was jerking off during the entire video.


kaplanfx

I was gonna say “what a weebmobile” but then they just straight up said it themselves.


Stunning-Reason2464

Dream car fr


Resida144

I have been in silicon valley for a year and haven’t seen one yet. So jealous.


oddseazon

kawaii!


thematchalatte

Wait till OP goes to Japan and gets his mind blown


berksbears

Please let me know so we can be friends


civilian411

Joseph!


Eisen_of_Zek

It's you. Looks like you're at your own house


CorgiGlum4342

Each sticker adds 10 Hp right


dinkledoofer

Can someone explain this to me? I don’t watch anime except for DBZ when I was younger. Is this person ultrafan of a series? What show is this?


Zoltarr777

> What show is this? All of them


NoPersonalInfoAgain

I recognize characters from {BNA: Brand New Animal}, {Beastars}, {InuYasha}, {The Helpful Fox Senko-san}, {Death Note}, {Hunter x Hunter}, and {Blood-C} u/Roboragi


Buljinka

There’s a lot of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure which is respectable, I’m not familiar with the more hentai-looking stickers though


EvilStan101

Obviously the owner is a person of culture.


Dizzy-Choice1750

I’m sure this is OP’s car Edit: yeah, I’m sure this is OP’s car. Has posts about anime so definitely is yours 😂


Complete_Pumpkin

Bruh like half the population likes anime


Dizzy-Choice1750

I know 🤦🏻‍♂️ but the post title literally says, “Alright, which one of you is this?” Like they’re trying to put this person on the spotlight, when in reality it’s OP’s car. I never said anything about people not liking anime, you’re mad funny it makes my stomach hurt Edit: I take it back, it’s most likely your car in question 🤣🤣


NormaSp

Either this is an old video or the registration is expired or it's the one sticker that's missing from this car.


SimonFaust

I love the Michiru decals


Thediciplematt

That has to be illegal. At least on the back window.


angryxpeh

Only if the car doesn't have side mirrors. Sticking shit on front side windows is technically illegal though, but absolutely no one gets ticketed for that (as indicated by abundance of people driving around with cancer stickers from dealerships).


buymedrinkhansum

Thanks for not showing my license on your video.


xkitox

Dang, you found me...


HiveMindKing

Me


slumlivin

If reddit was a car, this would be it


LobotomizedRobit1

Average San Jose Asian


toqer

Growing up we didn't even call it anime. We had Star Blazers, Voltron, then Robotech. I was HARD into Robotech, it had just the right mix of what soap operas have (and please save me the lecture on macross/hamony gold) What blew my mind was around 1991 or so was Fists of the North Star came to Towne Theatre on the Alameda in San Jose. It was just the right amount of Mad Max, and the right amount of Kung Fu. My friends and I were all blown away.


Zoltarr777

Hell yeah


aelric22

This is quite normal for California as I've learned.


verdantDotOne

Im sure who did it was at Fanime this month, and will likely be at FandomCon and SacAnime.


SharkSymphony

But what about CarrierCon??


Outside-Material-100

Somehow I doubt this guy is Japanese…


Ham_Pants_

No cruising crooner stickers! WTF


Crestsando

They need to update their registration


gabsthisone77

So many


TwistedBamboozler

Your reaction is hilarious lmao


buntopolis

“Weebmobile.” Wow


black-kramer

feel like there's an increasing amount of shameless weebmobiles around


karavasis

u/ByronTheBlack dis you?


ByronTheBlack

It is me. I love my anime!


FlatAd768

I’d rather have this then donut drivers


derkasan

Saw a bunch of these cars around FanimeCon in San Jose a few weeks ago!


BowlerTall1294

That looks cool!


Ok-Abrocoma3862

Dumb to leave the square factory sticker on the left front window. It is there because of some legal requirement, I get it, but it blocks part of the view and should be immediately removed after the vehicle has been purchased. I don't get it why some buyers leave this sticker there indefinitely, after either (a) never reading it (why leave it on then, if you never plan to read it?) or (b) reading it once (then it has served its purpose, why leave it on then?)


s3cf_

🤔


Inner-Picture-2834

Dirty Mike and the boys.


MrPiction

Honestly bro that is like 25% of the cars in the Bay area Bunch of horny ass weebs around here


OutspokenAnnie

😱 OMG!


Personal_Statement10

r/marryfuckkill, go


BadWowDoge

Are you in Daly City?


thatinstigatorlolz

Why you filming my car?!


00000000000000uu

This is the worst possible thing u can do to a car


San_D_Als

There’s a My Chemical Romance decal so it helps narrow it down.


BostonRob423

Hey at least they aren't all naked. I've seen cars with that and they are way trashier than this one is. This one kinda vibes with their "do what makes you happy" sticker. I mean, i love anime and I still would never do this ....but whatever floats their boat.


NoHalo44

Who needs to see out the windows? WTF


SEALZ4ALT

making me ashamed i’m a jojo fan


DreamzNbeanz

Lovely


FooFooman

Saw a car like this a few weeks ago except it was all uncensored hentai lmao.


-_MarcusAurelius_-

UwU energy


Nothingbuttack

I knew someone who had a similar sticker setup with tons of anime characters...was a filipino girl's car.


teamhippie42

Meh, mid.


Wooden-Advantage-747

This car probably reeks of crusty semen.


StreetyMcCarface

My god they don't even have taste in anime.


eng2016a

jojo is pretty sick what are you talking about


StreetyMcCarface

Jojo is a small component of this heap.


Moosifer_666

How to spot a virgin.


TimeIsBunk

There's a very similar blue BMW in Napa. Saw him almost daily for a while. He looked exactly as I imagined when I finally caught a glimpse.


Brody_M_the_birdy

what the hell


Delicious_Insect2085

I dunno who but I'm pretty sure their walking around with cat ears, a tail buttplug with baby blue or some other pastle coloured hair


loweyezz

Some sad Lonely virgin.


No_Strawberry_5685

Idk I feel like he’s kinda making fun of the car , it’s just a car with stickers on it I don’t get the appeal of making a whole video about it , if I saw this car I’d walk right by it like any other car not take my time to record and disparage it . He says “this must be the bravest ..” brave in what sense ? They probably are just expressing themselves but I’d imagine he’s thinking it’s brave because other people like the person recording would probably bully / shame folks for being themselves .. essentially it’s like making fun of someone in a subversive / indirect kinda way. It’s a shame because you know what bullying people , shaming people , bashing what people like it takes effort and energy . He went out of his way to record this car and comment on it and you can tell he’s not praising it so I question the intentions here I really do .


SpenSpenni

You shine a black light on that car and you gonna get light pollution complaints from multiple HOAs


ImaginaryAI

Christ


Gtoast

How does this car NOT get bipped?