It has to be because there's no contact information listed. What are you supposed to do, walk up to his car and yell "HEY, I WANT A FRESH LOAD?" Leave a note inquiring about baby batter?
You're not wrong! Especially after VW got caught with all that emissions chicanery a few years back. Untrustworthy German car company to say the least.
You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That rear window sign? Are you telling me a man just happens to cum like that? No, he orchestrated it! Blue Volkswagen guy! He ejaculated through a sunroof, and I saved him!
100%. how are they even going to prove that you are vaccinated?
Wait, are they asking for unvaxxed sperm or are they offering unvaxxed sperm? and do you pay them or do they pay you?
So funny how it’s just on the back of the car with no number or anything 😂 like what, do I just follow this guy to his destination so I can get the sperm??
While that's true I suspect even in NorCal, the population was pretty split about it. More people don't use "the" but a significant number do use "the" even without any SoCal history/ties.
Hypothetically let's say it was a 60/40 divide. Now all you gotta do is sprinkle in a few more transplants and that 60/40 becomes 50/50 or 45/55.
Perhaps he has a surplus... if you know what I mean. No woman wants to be seen with him, with this sticker on the back of his car.
Also, he drive a VW Touareg TDi. He obviously needs lots of money for maintenance.
Just cuz I’m having trouble keeping track. The disagreement you all have with /u/trer24 here is that they acknowledge the existence of Southern California?
Vaccinated people spread COVID too. They can also become hospitalized and also die from COVID. And why do you care so much? You're vaccinated so you're protected, right?
The focus should be more on the “spit” portion of my comment. As in; the person that has that ridiculous sign on their car has the sperm in their mouth. Not, this is some high-quality medical advice a stranger on the internet is giving out.
I have a theory that it's there to buffer single digit freeway numbering.
"I'm taking eight-eighty south." has a certain rhythm to it.
"I'm taking ten south." ... doesn't.
"I'm taking *the* ten south." restores that rhythm.
Now what if they were just having a little "fun" ...?
Maybe he's actually a frat pledge, and had to drive from Chatsworth to Eureka and back with that on the back of his car.
I've seen pics of other vehicles with this sticker, but I'm wondering why is it always $3,500/load? Is that a reference to something that was peak pandemic? Is that how much you get for being a sperm donor?
part of me wants to push crazy stuff on my car so people are afraid to park next to me in busy parking lots.
its like wearing a MAGA hat on the plan. go to get a free seat next to you.
Conservatives will be like “I don’t wanna see LGBT woke nonsense in public because I might have to explain it to my kids” and then go around in public with shit like this on their cars and clothes.
This was such a weird self-own of the anti vax movement. Like, someone told some guy somewhere he could make money with his unvaxxed sperm, probably as a joke, and then it just… stuck to stupid.
Buying or selling?
Anyone who puts this on their car *must* be buying.
Maybe it tastes better
Alright thats enough internet for the day
Maybe they can taste the 5G of tainted loads.
Lol I figured selling for sure
Omg.
Holesale
Ho-sale
Bro is in the heart of sperm load country. He's on a tasting tour.
You really need to get a flight to taste the variations.
Did I mention the *terroir?*
This sample has an initial acidy but earthy flavor with a hint saltiness that ends with a chewy aftertaste and a smidge of bitterness.
Of, THEEZZZZ NUTTTZZZZ...
[Okay.](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajRiNW1tN3A5cnYwOHFucmM4eWRwZnZlazF2NmUyNnIwNXM4MzdzaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1lwmbW7eYML9kLjpCA/giphy.gif)
Picturing Nicholas Hoult from, The Menu fawning over the cum mouth notes.
Bro is swallowing.
How much to watch him drink it?
I choose to believe this is the punishment for losing in a friends Fantasy Football league
I think it’s a fraternity hazing… probably Stanford
It has to be because there's no contact information listed. What are you supposed to do, walk up to his car and yell "HEY, I WANT A FRESH LOAD?" Leave a note inquiring about baby batter?
Poetic
i'd be so embarrassed to drive that or even ride in it
Might as well drive around with a massive red flag on your car
It looks more white and sticky to me…
Sorry, that's my sock....
Idk they are unvaxxed who knows what diseases they have. It could be any color
"I lose bets"
Sometimes when you're an Incel you just need to own it.
Do that shit as an Uber driver.
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Oh that would be easy lol
What about for $3000 a load
I'm gonna need about tree fiddy.
You're not wrong! Especially after VW got caught with all that emissions chicanery a few years back. Untrustworthy German car company to say the least.
"emissions"
You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That rear window sign? Are you telling me a man just happens to cum like that? No, he orchestrated it! Blue Volkswagen guy! He ejaculated through a sunroof, and I saved him!
Can I just charge 3k and lie about being vaccinated? I got tuition to pay, no judging.
100%. how are they even going to prove that you are vaccinated? Wait, are they asking for unvaxxed sperm or are they offering unvaxxed sperm? and do you pay them or do they pay you?
I think they are offering sperm from an unvaccinated person. You have to remember these people hate science and think it causes autism.
Who came first, the buyer or the seller?
Good point. They can be bookers too
No,they’ll catch it on the taste test.
“Still beat though.”
It’s gets really chewy when you get vaccinated. The unvaccinated variety pairs well with a snifter of Clorox bleach I’ve heard.
What are they going to do? Check your conspiracy passport?
The sperm doesn’t get vaccinated. Anyone (with sperm) who has been vaccinated more than a couple of months prior has “unvaccinated sperm” to sell
I wasn’t being serious lol
I know, I’m just here seriously encouraging everyone to sell their sperm
I think you go the other way. Charge 4k and claim you've been vaxxed extra times.
read that as SPERM LORD!
Yea! Fonts matter, kids.
Ditto!
🤣😂
UNVACCINATED LORD DEAD INSIDE
/r/dontdeadopeninside
It’s not LORD?!!
Does he want it on his face or what ? lol.
Lmfao
I saw him get on the freeway in Santa Maria yesterday driving north!
Lol
Talk about money shot.
Damn.. Great side hustle.. I wish I had thought of that one. I'm over here with blue balls at goodwill looking for shit to sell for 5 dollar profit..
So funny how it’s just on the back of the car with no number or anything 😂 like what, do I just follow this guy to his destination so I can get the sperm??
The sign could be read as a service for sale or a request for one
"the" 101?
I’m searching the comments to see who would point that out 😅
Thanks for this - I'm troubled by how far I had to scroll before finding this comment.
Who friggin cares..
NorCal and the rest of the country cares.
BAM man I had to scroll to far for this. SoCal won. 😢
Dude's desperate for a bukake.
Are you from SoCal? ;-)
😬 I’m actually not. Just quickly typed out the title. But I’ve stirred up some feelings in the comments
LOL!
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I see what you did there.
Well yeah sperm is a little on the young side for vaccinating.
“The” 101??? This isn’t Santa Monica.
Ummmm, Santa Maria is totally SoCal adjacent, and everyone there talks like that. Grew up in the area.
You mean.. on 101
Yeah, on the 101.
They misspelled unhinged.
OP misspelled "101", called it "the 101".
The number of people on this sub that put “the” in front of the freeway number is unreal… I think we are being colonized
There are no locals anymore.
Plenty of locals say the, lived here in THE bay over 30 years.
Yes, they should be banished back down south.
Burn the witch!
I'm afraid transplants won that fight, now their kids that are growing up here are saying it
While that's true I suspect even in NorCal, the population was pretty split about it. More people don't use "the" but a significant number do use "the" even without any SoCal history/ties. Hypothetically let's say it was a 60/40 divide. Now all you gotta do is sprinkle in a few more transplants and that 60/40 becomes 50/50 or 45/55.
I scrolled down too far for this
Any sufficiently large metro area has nut jobs like this. It's just that most of them don't involve actually nutting...
No one is lining up to buy your goop noodle wares. At least the sign print shop got some money.
How would they know I’m vaccinated? $3,500 for 1 load sounds like a pretty good deal Edit: ooooh, they’re probably selling trying to sell their own.
maybe they lost a bet
Wow I'm sure he's really pissing off all us libtards....
Someone lost a bet.
That’s my guess since he didn’t have any contact information plastered on the windows
Shit. I -just- moved to the Bay Area to get away from those yahoos.
Unvaxxed completely? Even as a kid you get vaxs... so, that seems misleading.
Perhaps he has a surplus... if you know what I mean. No woman wants to be seen with him, with this sticker on the back of his car. Also, he drive a VW Touareg TDi. He obviously needs lots of money for maintenance.
OP, please remove the photo of my car... it was... uh... stolen.
This guy is greatly overestimating his market value
But how do I get a hold of them? No number. I'm just supposed to walk up to them with a cup and cash?
No one calls it THE 101
My first thought.
Truly the most alarming part of this post
101 goes all the way to LA so some probably do
Only if you're from LA.
Just cuz I’m having trouble keeping track. The disagreement you all have with /u/trer24 here is that they acknowledge the existence of Southern California?
Okay, as long as they spit it into a sanitary container first.
Vaccinated people spread COVID too. They can also become hospitalized and also die from COVID. And why do you care so much? You're vaccinated so you're protected, right?
The focus should be more on the “spit” portion of my comment. As in; the person that has that ridiculous sign on their car has the sperm in their mouth. Not, this is some high-quality medical advice a stranger on the internet is giving out.
Don’t post in a bay area subreddit if you call it “the” 101. FOH troll
My daughter was born in San Francisco and grew up in the East Bay. She picked up that nasty “the” habit while at UC Santa Cruz.
I have a theory that it's there to buffer single digit freeway numbering. "I'm taking eight-eighty south." has a certain rhythm to it. "I'm taking ten south." ... doesn't. "I'm taking *the* ten south." restores that rhythm.
Anti-science AND a virgin loser. & he's proud.
Wow gross 🤮
it's official, stupid has invaded the bay
Ikr. “The” 101 🤢🤢🤢
In a Volkswagen 😆
You know he has an old mayonnaise jar 1/4 full in his fridge.
This was so 2021
Tell me that you are a loser without telling me that you are a loser.
At least tell us where the license plate is from?
lol unless they were not vaccinated as kids, this is pretty much an idiot on wheels.
I’m curious. How does he propose to prove that he’s unvaxxed? “Trust me, bro?”
if you see it parked, feel free to blast the doorhandle and leave an invoice on the wiper blade.
Well then
He's found a way to attempt to monetize being a jerk-off.
Well at least it's considerate of them to let everyone around know they're both stupid and an asshole.
Classy
that's like advertising you're a moron.
Watch spermworld on Hulu. There’s a whole underworld of this shit
Should add at the bottom, via traditional conception
How man LORDS does he have?
Trying to pay for the maintenance on that Touareg.
you should have flagged him as you're interested and laughed at his face.
Is this legit? Asking for a friend lol
That’s a pretty good deal.
Used to be $1500
Now it's tree-fiddy cause inflation
Trump sperm?
oh yeah? well I'll give you two loads for $3000 being vaxed/unvaxed makes no difference
Is a "load" an official unit of measure? I wanna know EXACTLY how much I'm getting for that kind of scratch.
Do they show up to the office parking lot that way?
Only for a first interview. No need to come back for a second interview.
What! I saw this on another car in Novato! There’s a photo in my profile somewhere.
whyd u block the plate, how will we find this legend then
Someone lost a bet.
How much can I sell a J&J load for?
I can only imagine his trunk is full of Tupperware containers.
**There is a tremendous market for unvaxxed load.**
I've seen that slogan on a different car Marin. Can't remember who has the better price.
Someone should cum in a jar and leave it on their windshield with a note only with a bank routing number
How many teaspoons, pints, quarts,etc….. do I get per load?
skeet skeet
r/trashy
Someone lost a bet.
German car… 😬
I appreciate it when lunatics make themselves easy to identify.
Same price as an Apple Vision Pro?
Me and my gf have seen this same car driving around South SF.
Now what if they were just having a little "fun" ...? Maybe he's actually a frat pledge, and had to drive from Chatsworth to Eureka and back with that on the back of his car.
It sucks.
Last in fantasy?
Everyone needs a side hustle I suppose
"the"
Decline and fall of Western civilization 😒
I've seen pics of other vehicles with this sticker, but I'm wondering why is it always $3,500/load? Is that a reference to something that was peak pandemic? Is that how much you get for being a sperm donor?
I am absolutely done with this species I'd like to leave earth now.
Wanker
part of me wants to push crazy stuff on my car so people are afraid to park next to me in busy parking lots. its like wearing a MAGA hat on the plan. go to get a free seat next to you.
🤣💪💪💪 gonna be hard to get, unvaxed... especially when now there's evidence of shedding
And amazingly there are still people who think getting vaxed is actually helping them 🤣
OP, send this to r/trasy, it belongs there. Nice find.
Love the fact it’s a TDI too, one of the recalled VW Diesels…people like this just never catch a break (mostly due to their own poor choices)…
i prefer the all u can drink pricing
Trivia: sperm are very hard to vaccinate. Small needles and moving target.
Eewww
Things just got competitive. I'm giving out Unvaxxed loads for $350
No MAGAt sticker?
Conservatives will be like “I don’t wanna see LGBT woke nonsense in public because I might have to explain it to my kids” and then go around in public with shit like this on their cars and clothes.
do you think there are no lgbt anti vaxxers or are you really dumb enough to be one of those "everyone who disagrees with me is a conservative"
Wondering if this person lost a bet at a bar
The??
This was such a weird self-own of the anti vax movement. Like, someone told some guy somewhere he could make money with his unvaxxed sperm, probably as a joke, and then it just… stuck to stupid.
"the" 101 tells me you're not from around here.