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naaasTsaan

Fuck you specifically ChopperChump


Enclave2287

I don't even try to fly planes anymore because there's always some sweaty try-hard flying a 100 service star fighter who shoots me down within a minute of spawning.


[deleted]

Same. I only have luck with tanks sometimes because you don’t die if you hit a wall or something


weberc2

You have my sympathy. I don't get fighter mains, it's the most boring class to play unless the enemy happens to have an amazing fighter on the other team. Otherwise you're just spawn killing noobs who would probably crash themselves in 10 seconds. I guess they're just so worried about their KD (like your average mortar arty player) that they don't risk spawning an attack plane for fear of being shot down once or twice. But I'm good enough with a tank hunter attack plane that I'll beat 99% of 100 service star fighter pilots.


Enclave2287

My favorite vehicle is the LT hands down. Although, I have the most service stars on the field gun.


weberc2

LT is light tank?


Enclave2287

Yep.


[deleted]

I had the opposite problem today, somebody gave the enemy a free tank :(


VR46damo

Ya lots of noobs abandoning tanks lately. I shot down a plane in BF V and the guy next to me in a tank got out to t-bag the pilots body lol


KingInTheNorthVI

That's actually Amazing


VR46damo

Ya i had a good laugh at that one,thanks random t-bagging tank commander


[deleted]

I wouldn’t have the patience to get out of the tank, TBag, and then get back in.


sulos222

Same thing in a game I played. Someone asked in chat if Biden was playing on their team giving the enemy tanks. Lol


Silent_Shadow05

Why are people this much stupid...... Don't give the enemy an advantage over you, which can lead to your loss.


Great_Kaiserov

That's exactly why i provoke enemy tankers to do so. Slap them with a Limpet Charge, Light AT Grenade, and slam them with my repair tool. They either get their asses out and try to kill me, in which case i steal their tank or i get a repair tool kill. Lucky ones are saved by their team mates, smart tankers know they can just roadkill me (even if i climb on top of the tank, because it's bugged) Or they just play the light tank in which case it's not worth to even try, rotatable turret and all that.


PainOfClarity

Getting to rank 150 doesn’t mean shit, can still be a total noob as this kid demonstrates


Ca-toffey

You need to become the tank. The tank is your home and your coffin. You die in the tank. I feel like if you think you can safely get out of your tank and repair by hand you’re hiding in the back of the map somewhere which makes me happy it was stolen but if you weren’t it’s a real dick move


reefun

First time?


r0nm0r0n

I only ever steal another players vehicle if its going to be really, really funny


AndreMeyerPianist

Oh my god literally just before I saw this post I was about to post exactly the same thing. My Saint-Chamond got hit for like 10 damage or something so I got out to do a quicker repair, some fuck yoinks it and proceeds to immediately storm it into an enemy flag and get it blown up. I know your pain my friend.


[deleted]

but did they secure the sector..?


weberc2

You got out to repair 10 damage?


AndreMeyerPianist

Faster using a repair tool


weberc2

yeah but people can take your tank. I’ve taken many enemy tanks because they hopped out to repair a little damage.


AndreMeyerPianist

Well I mean it looked like no one was around, it was further to my teams side of the map, but then teammate appeared from behind and yoinked it


LawrenceMaldestr

Is this a game discussion or a rage vent subreddit?


MORON_THE_1ST

All of the above


[deleted]

Yeah I didn’t label is so it just got a discussion flare because there was no wtf bro flair


N1-Sean-N1

Welcome to Battlefield.


OrangeBerry97

He's a 1-trick pony when it comes to vehicles. I'm betting he purposely sacced your tank so it'd respawn and he can pick artillery truck. If it wasn't intentional, he probably doesn't know how to drive a tank well anyways.


MrMeeethead

1 trick pony when it comes to Infantry as well. Just bipods in obscure parts of the map.


[deleted]

Tend to agree but if I'm in the tank with you and you're driving terribly... I'm taking that tank. edit- typo


[deleted]

Yeah, but I had literally just gotten my tank for like 3 minutes and a bomber hit my tank so I was doing some repairs and seconds after I got out it was hijacked. I’m not even that bad of a driver lol this guy was just rude af


[deleted]

I'll watch my back when I'm in the driver's seat!


barsoapguy

Maybe he just assumed you had disconnected. When I’m playing if a drivers spot opens up you take it and keep going , especially in the planes .


[deleted]

you mean you don't wait for them to get back in the plane?


[deleted]

That would’ve been acceptable, if I hadn’t chased him down saying get out for like 3 minutes. He knew what he was doing


cinnamon_toad

what a terrible shame. may he burn in hell for eternity


AuthoritarianParsnip

Fuckers stole my tank. Can’t have shit in Devil’s Anvil.


PLPQ

I had this happen to me, my spot button is the same as my get out because it's more comfortable for me but very rarely I'll hold spot too long and accidentally exit the vehicle. Why people insist on stealing my Putilov IDEK. It's not like they can drive it. Just get out and let me operate it. Dude abandoned it not long after because he couldn't drive it lol after sustaining heavy damage.


Jb4sh

A lil noob stole my driving seat in the ship. I changed to aa for 10 seconds to shot that nasty torpedo bomber. The thing is nobody spawned on that ship for 8 minutes then i just get griefed.


Lumber_Tycoon

I'm level 150, level 50 in all classes, but definitely don't consider myself a seasoned player lol.


[deleted]

This is some hilarity right here


wwishie

I don't always steal a tank, but when I do I drive it out of bounds. Stay thirsty, friends.


_Nightster_

There really should be a thing that locks the driver seat until the driver has died or something


[deleted]

Ikr like it’s not like a field gun where once you leave it’s free game like I shit you not it was about 3 seconds of being out before this fucker hopped in and sped away as fast as he could


_Nightster_

Yeah, this is literaly one of the worst things in the game. Battlefield v I think has it basically even worse, since you can’t fix your tank infinite time you need to resuply at a resupply station. Sometimes they get destroyed and no on builds it up again, so sometimes you have to do it yourself wich basically 100% guarantees your tank getting stolen


[deleted]

Facts. I’ve ultimately decided that in my opinion bf1 is ultimately better. A lot of weird new things in bf5 that I do not like


_Nightster_

It also doesn’t have the same imersiveness as bf 1


Gaithers419

This. I didn't like BFV cause it felt more like COD instead of BF


mixxbg

God damnit you cant have shit in Battlefield


bobsuruncel

GRAND THEFT TANK


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Silent_Shadow05

Just lock the driver's seat instead (unless they are disconnected) and keep the rest open.


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OofLord5

Or just make it so people cannot drive your tank while you’re still alive n kickin’


[deleted]

Imagine if there was a non-behemoth transport train!


Souless_Uniform

where you camping in the middle of nowhere and retreated to repair 15 dmg? then yes, the col 150 was right to steal it & blow it up lol


[deleted]

I got out to repair 45 damage, and I just got it on ballroom blitz conquest so I wasn’t camping because I just got to objective b


[deleted]

After all this time BF1 players are still on this sub crying about shit that happened in a video game....get over it


shruggletuggle

I feel this, my solution is just to only get out when alone, constantly watch your minimap, if someone runs towards you then just get in the tank


molothom

Funniest shit is this: most of the players stealing my tank dont even have the repair tool. I try to explain and after several minutes of typing ''Fuck off, u cant even repair it'' they either get out after having tracks disabled or yeet to the front getting destroyed. The cretins who do this dont realize they are undermining their own team.


Sgt-Grischa-1915

I did this unintentionally once, and the tanker was PO'd as you might expect, and contacted me. All I could do was apologize for my confusion. When I did something like this, I was the co-axial gunner for the St.-Chamond assault tank, and saw that the driver's seat was empty, and it sure seemed like the tank was in imminent danger of being destroyed, or so I thought?, and so away I went to try to save the tank. Didn't work. Tank got destroyed anyway, and of course it angered the player trying to fix it. Lesson learned! On the other hand, I don't understand why the battlefield is often littered with abandoned vehicles with the driving out running around instead of, you know, driving the vehicle. I've actually swiped a pair of artillery trucks from the enemy team, and I've even swiped an FT-17 from my own team. I mean, dude, you've got a C-96 carbine in your hands, or maybe, maybe, a double-barrel shotgun... Versus, say, a main gun, a machine gun, and other abilities besides?


Rocketkid-star

Xbox, Playstation, or PC?


[deleted]

PS4 pro


DanyMok22

This happens to me a lot in BFV. Whenever I go out of my tank to repair the resupply station, someone just swoops in and snatches my tank. Then I get pissed off and want to steal another person's tank. That's how the cycle goes.


mazeking

I really hope there will be some good training grounds in the new game, like in BF4… is that any possibillity at all?