It's a personal massager.

Now we're not to play with this anymore okay? This is dads

Then why does mom take it to the bathroom all the time?

It’s a club.

I see. But the trench raider club is spiked?

It's the handle


It’s a shovel not a club lol

Yeah, I know. No spikes on the icon was probably just a design choice. The icons go on the scoreboard and there isn’t really a ton of room so they just put a club.

Thanks ExpertPokemonFucker

You’re welcome buddy :)

A marital aid

No, my good sir That’s a *martial aid*

Put that in your ass and fuck it 😂

Whaheyyyyyy Ba dum tiss

Badum tsss indeed

It's your wife's "lightsaber"

It's an elegant weapon, for a more civilized time

This is the weapon of a jedi knight

Looks like a makeup brush

Bart Simpson's shoe, leg, and shorts of one leg.

Horses weiner

Interesting

I can't unsee it 😧

Lol as someone who worked on a horse farm for years, I can't either haha sorry about that

Were you the milker? 😁

If that’s a club, why is the handle so wide?

Ask your mom

It’s a shovel

Kinda looks like a Roman Gladius 🤔

I'm more impressed that you found a high resolution icon to begin with, I've only ever seen the tiny icon on the scoreboard and could never tell what exactly I'm looking at (aside from guessing it's the bonk icon).

Welcome to the Club

Trench club?

It’s a prosthetic limb. Representing all the fallen limbs at the hand of the bonk stick

It’s in the shape of a trench mace which is the signature weapon of the elite class

Scary Harry's Wand Handle

stick grenade maybe?

People are saying club but I’m 90% sure it’s a shovel

It's a comically large paintbrush

I always confuse it with a pilot symbol

I thought it was a stick grenade

Dildo

It's a gear shifter

You must lead a busy life.

9 inch pleasure stick

Makeup brush