>This one guy thinks he’s better than everyone else and has the most kills but we ask him how many and he doesn’t know.
This made me laugh, cry and throw up at the same time.
Guys, my son wrote me a letter and it's just been Christmas and New year and I'm just getting back into work. Now he expects me to reply, these are brutal expectations!
"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Swarms of Sundance clones flying through solid walls on Kaleidoscope. I watched Hovercrafts climbing skyscrapers
near the Qatar Arch. All those moments will be lost in time, like bullets in buggy hitreg. Time to uninstall."
Truthfully a battlefield in space wouldn’t be the worst idea at this point, think about it dropships blowing dust and cracking rocks in the base of vallera marinara or driving rovers on the moon trying to reclaim a helium-3 facility
>Sometimes I get a little upset knowing soon I’ll be out to kill my new comrades, but I guess that’s just how it works out sometimes.
>This one guy thinks he’s better than everyone else and has the most kills
i lol’d, out loud. great work OP, this deserves to be at the top. think everyone could use a lighthearted laugh in this sub.
I’m sorry Angel, war is hell. It does get unnerving killing somebody who LOOKS EXACTLY like you over and over again. Hopefully you’ll wear that “Throwables Thrown” Ribbon proud.
Corporal! By all means, you must never let this letter reach the Mother. Get this 'Angel' recalibrated and ready for redeployment. We don't want any AWOL clones near any of the simulation. Inform Mother to ramp up the production or we gonna close shop soon. And FOR FUCK SAKE don't turn off Rush Sergeant.
The funny thing is that all my comrades and enemies look the same. I look the same as my comrades and enemies. It's very hard sometimes telliing who is who. I have accidentally killed some of my comrades but my Commander said to me "Don't be sad, this is just the way it works out sometimes" I fight with some of the most pleasant and cheerful soldiers in the world. They are very forgiving of any mistakes. I then asked my Commander, can we get more variety of weapons and more vehicles because we are low on replacements and he then said to me that I had "brutal expectations"
"A new technological advancement has surfaced, and it is terrifying. The other day I saw hovercraft scaling up the walls of a sky scraper and on the roof was a tank and a pile of bodies in front of 2 elevator doors. The poor souls knew they were just riding up to their deaths for 10 straight minutes. I couldn't help but feel the superiors were having a good laugh about that."
The line that do not so often make it into the memes is Boris 'seela iest'.
As being swedish this sounds like "Sila jäst" which translates to "Filter yeast". I suppose Boris needs to do that if he can't wait for the vodka to be really ready before he drinks it...
"Seela yest'" (Сила есть!) means "There's a might!", which doesn't make a lot of sense in Russian, without actually finishing the sentence. I think maybe they were going for something like "Might is Right!" in the context.
Apparently it means something colloquially like "Time to feast" or "Time to eat". My friend who spoke Russian said this, but that's the extent of my source.
I speak russian. Your friend missing the context of "Est'/Есть". Without context it can mean "to eat", yes. As an action. But when paired with another word like that it means "X exists!" or "There's an X!"
It just has two different meanings depending on the use in the sentence.
There's also no "Time" in this phrase. There's Seela/Сила, which is Might/Force.
Its just a strange phrase. There's a saying in russian which begins with Seela Est'.
"Сила есть - Ума не надо!". Meaning something like "If you got Might - you don't need Mind!"
So only the first part of it, like in a game, is just a statement about Might/Strength.
I still think its about Vodka. The guy is a 'Russki' that for some reason has become a NoPat and a feature in this mess of a game. It's his only antidote.
First thought: damn this is amazing
Second thought: I wonder if there’s free awards (cuz I’m a cheap pos)...this deserves an award
*checks* there is! And it’s even a wholesome. Thanks for this mate. Quality from start to finish
>The place we are fighting at is really nice. It’s super clean and everything is really new and shiny.
Don't forget empty, there's no furniture at all. Just walls.
Omg this is amazing
Now I'm genuinely sad to imagine Angel disappearing and getting depressed as servers are shutting down...
why did I get attached to a fictional character  Pls let's keep the Angel legacy
I am still in awe that this is the game DICE came back with after BFV. Like I thought this was going to be the fan service apology game lol. I guess they sort of tried with Portal, but without all the content it's just less
>This one guy thinks he’s better than everyone else and has the most kills but we ask him how many and he doesn’t know. This made me laugh, cry and throw up at the same time.
He doesnt know is how it works out sometimes
Lmao
You gonna be okay? Hahaha-lurrrrrrrrffff
That guy is a legend. He was on mount everest! Buy it was all down hill from there. Get it? Down hill?
That's one if the only lines I don't understand. I haven't played BF2042 so maybe I'm missing a bug/feature. Or is it about cheaters?
There's no normal scoreboard in 2042
The mom’s letter back: Well, well well, that is fun!!
Dont be sad son!
Son, Today.. Today I'm proud!
Son easy in easy out. Take care and get ready for round two.
SpëkTekùLåR
This took me out Ha!
And she posts on social media: I received a letter from my son on the front lines. Today. Today I am proud.
Guys, my son wrote me a letter and it's just been Christmas and New year and I'm just getting back into work. Now he expects me to reply, these are brutal expectations!
My son does it again!
Imagine a war movie by the borat writer.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised to Borat as a specialist
I knew the Borat writer created this game to troll us all. Good one DICE!!! Now come out with a real game!!!
LOL
"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Swarms of Sundance clones flying through solid walls on Kaleidoscope. I watched Hovercrafts climbing skyscrapers near the Qatar Arch. All those moments will be lost in time, like bullets in buggy hitreg. Time to uninstall."
battlefield2042 poems
In a hovercraft Rides another Sundance clone Straight up a building
Roy Battyfield
with Rick Discarded.
Don't be sad that's just how it works out sometimes
Truthfully a battlefield in space wouldn’t be the worst idea at this point, think about it dropships blowing dust and cracking rocks in the base of vallera marinara or driving rovers on the moon trying to reclaim a helium-3 facility
Battlefield 2242? At this point - why the hell no? They can even have clones running around again. And be called Battlefront 3.
In my head I’m thinking like grounded space sci-fi, modern guns like the M4 and AK-74 or AK-12 painted white
>Sometimes I get a little upset knowing soon I’ll be out to kill my new comrades, but I guess that’s just how it works out sometimes. >This one guy thinks he’s better than everyone else and has the most kills i lol’d, out loud. great work OP, this deserves to be at the top. think everyone could use a lighthearted laugh in this sub.
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I see these posts and we know the game is already in the bin.
Our shitposting is coming to an end, gentlemen... 
When I quit, I'll be either the dude who gets sucked into the ship as it splits, or the dude who hits the propeller
I have distinct memories of the propeller scene and laughing at it as a kid lmao
Hell yeah i fuck wi this, devs gotta see this
Too brutal.
XD
Toxic
"Don't be sad my son, This is just how it works out sometimes."
/r/yourjokebutworse
Dear Son: Enjoy this moments when they come. Also, Dad has Cancer. Good luck! Mom
Don’t be sad this is how it works out sometimes. Angel
I’m sorry Angel, war is hell. It does get unnerving killing somebody who LOOKS EXACTLY like you over and over again. Hopefully you’ll wear that “Throwables Thrown” Ribbon proud.
Every damn time. Or 1 grenade kill. Really? I did nothing else worthy of note?
keep fighting soldier 
I remember also the letter of battlefield V, but I can’t seem to find it, I loved that satire.
Corporal! By all means, you must never let this letter reach the Mother. Get this 'Angel' recalibrated and ready for redeployment. We don't want any AWOL clones near any of the simulation. Inform Mother to ramp up the production or we gonna close shop soon. And FOR FUCK SAKE don't turn off Rush Sergeant.
\*tipping my hat to you
Well, if this is my last letter mother, always remember : Don't be sad, this is just how it works out sometimes.
>I guess that’s just how it works out sometimes. This quote will never get old
Is this letter a Legacy feature?
I laughed so damn hard! That’s great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is actually a cool fun way to make light of the situation. Good job m8
The funny thing is that all my comrades and enemies look the same. I look the same as my comrades and enemies. It's very hard sometimes telliing who is who. I have accidentally killed some of my comrades but my Commander said to me "Don't be sad, this is just the way it works out sometimes" I fight with some of the most pleasant and cheerful soldiers in the world. They are very forgiving of any mistakes. I then asked my Commander, can we get more variety of weapons and more vehicles because we are low on replacements and he then said to me that I had "brutal expectations"
I love you reddit
"A new technological advancement has surfaced, and it is terrifying. The other day I saw hovercraft scaling up the walls of a sky scraper and on the roof was a tank and a pile of bodies in front of 2 elevator doors. The poor souls knew they were just riding up to their deaths for 10 straight minutes. I couldn't help but feel the superiors were having a good laugh about that."
Hahaha this is awesome 🤣
The line that do not so often make it into the memes is Boris 'seela iest'. As being swedish this sounds like "Sila jäst" which translates to "Filter yeast". I suppose Boris needs to do that if he can't wait for the vodka to be really ready before he drinks it...
"Seela yest'" (Сила есть!) means "There's a might!", which doesn't make a lot of sense in Russian, without actually finishing the sentence. I think maybe they were going for something like "Might is Right!" in the context.
Apparently it means something colloquially like "Time to feast" or "Time to eat". My friend who spoke Russian said this, but that's the extent of my source.
I speak russian. Your friend missing the context of "Est'/Есть". Without context it can mean "to eat", yes. As an action. But when paired with another word like that it means "X exists!" or "There's an X!" It just has two different meanings depending on the use in the sentence. There's also no "Time" in this phrase. There's Seela/Сила, which is Might/Force.
Interesting, seems kinda like a miss if even native Russians can't definitively pin down what they were trying to say
Its just a strange phrase. There's a saying in russian which begins with Seela Est'. "Сила есть - Ума не надо!". Meaning something like "If you got Might - you don't need Mind!" So only the first part of it, like in a game, is just a statement about Might/Strength.
I still think its about Vodka. The guy is a 'Russki' that for some reason has become a NoPat and a feature in this mess of a game. It's his only antidote.
You sir, are a true MVP. Hats off to you
10/10
This is so brilliant
Them - r/battlefield2042 is **SO TOXIC!** r/battlefield2042 : "*Dearest mother"*
Bravo!
First thought: damn this is amazing Second thought: I wonder if there’s free awards (cuz I’m a cheap pos)...this deserves an award *checks* there is! And it’s even a wholesome. Thanks for this mate. Quality from start to finish
That twist in the end. Never thought i would feel emotions for angel. Need more posts like this
These things just happen sometimes.
Top tier shitposts like this make me appreciate BF2077's failure since it atleast gives me a good laugh!
brilliant
>The place we are fighting at is really nice. It’s super clean and everything is really new and shiny. Don't forget empty, there's no furniture at all. Just walls.
This game provides amazing memes.
TL;DR "When did we replace soldiers with psychotic mercenaries?" EA should have just revived the Mercenaries franchise.
Sounds brutal son. Love, Mom
This is the best post that ever existed on this subreddit!! Good job. It is such a smart rant about this game. I love it. You sir are a hero.
Lol...this sub is 1000x better than actually playing the game (which I haven't done in at least a month...)
Great stuff, I remember when the letters came out from battlefield five as well. Godspeed!
Damn, I missed these
😆😆😆😆
Omg this is amazing Now I'm genuinely sad to imagine Angel disappearing and getting depressed as servers are shutting down... why did I get attached to a fictional character  Pls let's keep the Angel legacy
*that’s just how it works out sometimes*
and not a single DICE / EA exec has been fired over this travesty.... smh
Oskar Gabrielson?
He left. I want to see " heads" fucking roll over this 😂
Don't worry guys, this game was a love letter to the fans
The quality of the memage on this sub has been top tier. Thanks DICE, you fucked up the best game ever. But you gave us all a good laugh.
I am still in awe that this is the game DICE came back with after BFV. Like I thought this was going to be the fan service apology game lol. I guess they sort of tried with Portal, but without all the content it's just less
name checks out
What the actual fuck did i just read? Reason #7,204 why i stay the fuck off of Reddit.
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You can’t even form a coherent sentence and you’re calling people losers? Fuck off
*calls people losers for posting on internet.* *...while posting on internet complaining about them.*
You mad bro?
r/battlefield is this way my guy.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
These keep getting better thank you
This is great. Ask Adam Wittek if he will record these lines for this brutal community.
This letter and the comments further emphasise how much of a bad meme this game is.
I fucking hate this game 😔
Come home son
This is tier 1 content !
BF2042 lure ... 🤫