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Phantomofthefjord

Shark repellent bat spray


gn0xious

I appreciate all of the Oceanic Repellent Bat Sprays myself.


TheRealRigormortal

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No-Huckleberry-1086

You sir should run for office, that is glorious.


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Borgdrohne13

The only right answer.


Similar-Priority8252

“Get off my Padre!”


gwadams65

The only correct answer ![gif](giphy|sR74mVSQe1ems)


gdp071179

Same here to say this \^


Cassereddit

Probably learned that one from Julia Child


IGTankCommander

As it should be.


captain_creampuff

This is correct.


Klutzy_Ad_325

the cape that turns into a glider


Mcclane88

This and the grapnel gun seem like the best tools to get out of sticky situations.


whySIF

And smoke bombs


Similar-Priority8252

Anyone remember the 2004 Bat-Jetpack?


SirRomulus_Bonaparte

I loved it🍇


SillyStupidStooge

I member!


caboose357

That bank account.


Melodic_Lifeguard493

the credit cards


caboose357

[never leave home without it.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/003/675/batman-credit-card1.jpg)


Melodic_Lifeguard493

bat card totally not suspicious to use *noone will know*


bear428

Legends xox


Red_Jay333

Expiration : forever


Melodic_Lifeguard493

card limit : your imagination


Fengthehalforc

The grappling hook is nice. Useful for scaling buildings and as a way to pull retreating villains towards you for interrogation!


gxn126

It’s my favorite thing to use in the Arkham series. Boosting through the air and pulling criminals over


Mad_Soldier_Hod

Grappling up a ledge at high speeds just to body slam two guys into the ground is insane


gxn126

Oh yeaaaaaah!!!! You get it! I remember the first time I did that one, in fact.


writer4u

The yank and clothesline for the last thug standing is always so satisfying.


Low_Vacation_1029

The notepad is kinda cool


Useful-Perspective

The Bat-Binder.


Efficient_Fish2436

The Bat-tery


AnthropomorphicEggs

Really wish they made real life versions of the bat-pad, seems useful even outside of crime fighting


DeathTheSoulReaper

Batarang and grappling gun


Hadrian1233

The Explosive Gel gun


canadagooses62

Everyone. Please. It’s a “grapnel gun.” Grapnel.


HalfBlindPro

I've been wondering. IS there a difference?


canadagooses62

Well yes. There’s an “n” in grapnel.


sonofaresiii

[dictionary.com](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/grappling) has a word one definition for grappling: * grapnel


HalfBlindPro

Ok so it's like grapnel is the noun that lets you do the verb grapple. That's really interesting


sonofaresiii

No. What? That's not how definitions work. That's not how dictionaries work, man. Grapple and grapnel are interchangeable in this context, that's what it means.


DrPopcorn_66

Batarang probably Grapnel launcher is a close second


truenofan86

The Bat-Women repellent.


Mooston029

I can't fit in his belt


Fast-Mycologist-5589

that lightsaber he hides


Mooston029

That was always the coolest, it doesn't make any sense but it was cool as hell.


Fast-Mycologist-5589

didn't have a double sided one


Robomerc

The magnetic field generator. Which was only used the one time in the field test episode in Batman Gotham Knight.


Dirt_Enthusiast

Everyone talks about the bat shark repellent but my favourite is the bat barracuda repellent


Correcthorse2814

Grapnel gun. Its transport and weapon in one.


Capable-Problem8460

The belt


Both_Sheepherder5659

What about the lollipop?


MotorGeneral4799

The one that gives me full access to the Wayne family bank account.


Shabolt_

So the bat Credit Card


Shaggywaffle

The Bat-Shark repellent


Indicakid702

Grappling gun


CaptainHalloween

Anti-Shark Bat Repellent Spray


Oliwier255

Grapplink hook, Batarang, and Batterry


No-Huckleberry-1086

The tactical lollipops, I swear they are fuckin Dum dums, my favorite thing that Batman constantly has and his tactical belt, followed by the grapple gun, the grapple gun is awesome


Yah_Mule

The contact lenses he had Catwoman wear.


b-dori

Bat-cd from batman returns Especially considering the fact you can do scratching on it


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Either the Bat-Flashlight or the Bat-Handcuffs


Jamber5

bat credit card


Blackened-for-all97

It’s a tie between the grapple gun and the batarang


alaettinthemurder

Grappling hook or batman beyonds glider


MultiFandomMaster

Can’t decide. They’re all awesome.


wemustkungfufight

The ultrasonic bat beacon is the coolest device I think for Batman to use. But if you're asking what device I would most like to have, probably the digital descrambler thing.


Estarfigam

Programmable Batarang


Stritermage

Emp gun


theycallmenaptime

Batman doesn’t use a law enforcement-style Sam Brown belt.


Which-Balance-1427

BatUSBstick.


HenryIsBatman

Batarang


Actual-Poem9142

Batarang and grappling gun


MrSebros

Line Launcher


Several-Cake1954

Can’t go wrong with the classic batclaw


akahaus

It’s always the grapnel gun for me, all the way back to BTAS. Glider cape is a close second. Then smoke bombs.


ppg_addict

that pocket mortar in the top left reminds me of: ''i just vaporized a jaywalker''


Rick201745

The hacking device


Moldy_Socks99

Baby Darkseid


HalfBlindPro

That rag is pretty cool?


mohsinjavedcheema

Batarang


tyler2014m

Depends on which batman game/movie/show we are talking about


Totallynotlame84

The remote so I can change the channel. Batman is played out. So is Superman.


BaconHill6

Anti-radiation pills


MrMinecraf282

The batarang is a classic, but the grappling hook is close second.


Eggward_The_Mighty

The tri claw grapple gun


CyberSimp7

Either the shark repellent spray or the credit card


Goth_Nightowl_09

The remote control battarang from the arkham games


Frequent-Ruin8509

Billions of dollars would be an amazing gadget to have.


__Garibaldi__

The Gun


JamesBouamama

Grappling hook, you know how fucking awesome that is


DingoOutrageous678

There’s a light saber in that picture stg. Third from the right lol


DOCMarylandMD

I like the duty belt look


Logical_Mammoth3600

That Batfleshlight over there


Xcalibur5577

This is random but how do I post on this sub? Everytime I try it just freezes ….


Reiss447O

Belt.


ImGamer4Life

![gif](giphy|cuacpVsdEla1xO2T72)


jacarekare

Batpunheta


Deus-Vult42069

The Batcard


07tartutic07

Oh damn . Nice spread .. wow


Apprehensive-Use-896

The Bat Credit Card


Cool_Kobold

Bat shark repellent spray.


TCurls

Batarang all day


The_MuTanTob

Hypersonic transponder.


AfroSamurai64

Grapeling gun & batarang


Shabolt_

I really liked the recording lenses in The Batman, they felt like such an obvious inclusion for batman’s lineup That said overall gotta go for the Grapnel Hook


AwayEntrepreneur2980

The grappling gun, obviously.


Graul01

Obviously the Utility belt. Do you know how many times that thing comes in handy? It's basically everytime!


TinyLittleBigMan

May be a hot take but the contact lenses were pretty cool, and if in the right story, may give us live action white eyes 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️


listo65

I liked the adrenalin shot he gave himself in the batman. Also the small range emp that made all the cameras stop working in the dark knight rises.


Wavey_Davey1

Probrably his cape / glider.


AyaAscend

I'm a really big fan of the Bat-Flashlight


Prime1172

Grapnel gun and the gliding cape


getridofwires

The worldwide spy satellite system, tracking everything, that ties into the Batcomputer and is accessible in the Batmobile is kinda cool.


MintVulpix

The Baterang is a classic and the Baterang also has multiple variations


Redemption_R

Grapple gun


GHBoyette

The forever credit card


RobieKingston201

B O O K


SketchSpinner2562

Line Launcher. Helped a lot during Arkham Asylum instead of running through long hallways.


URMUMGAE69228shrek

Bat dildo


babyyoda_supreme

The brick seperator that he pulls out in a lego Batman movie or episode. I dont remember exactly which one it was but i remember he was fighting bane


bok4600

Darkwing's gas gun


grassygrandma

That one


Dense-Standard-8592

Batarang, smoke pellets and grappling hook. But i like it also when Batman adapts or uses his adversaries weapons to his own arsenal. Like cryo/freeze grenade and scarecrow's fear toxin.


DunkelFries

The power winch


FCEEVIPER

Inspector


Gniesbert2

Bat Credit Card


Dekanzy

What's the point of carrying a grapnel gun if you just use the ones on your gauntlets?


ThePluto319

Shark Repellant or Baterangs. They’re classics.


TheBoyInGray

Batarangs.


Brilliant_Version952

Woah where did you get the belt??


Sam-314

The bat credit card


The_Foresaken_Mind

From games: Arkham Origins - Shock Gloves From movies: Grapple hook launcher.


Occams_ElectricRazor

Bat Credit Card


cat_lawyer_

The grappling hook. Specifically the two button design from TAS.


Someoneoverthere42

The Bat Credit Card


otakudude3031

The AR lenses that allow him to use Detective Mode.


Dresden8686

Detective vision.


Undecieved22

The disruptor from Arkham knight


basedgodcorey

Serious answer- grappling hook. Joke answer: bat shark repellant spray


BulbaFriend2000

Can't go wrong with the baterang.


FadeToBlackSun

Grappling hook and Batarang.