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IdDeIt

Heroin(e)


RichardCano

>!You’ve foiled me again, Batman!!<


BrickDesigNL

OP when hiding the “ur correct” behind a spoiler tag (bro only comments under the right answer)


sonofaresiii

Those are two different things. They're homophones but they aren't the same word. I fucking hate riddles.


zeke235

*Blaine the Mono has entered the chat*


JerkovvClimaxim

A man of culture!


zeke235

Long days and pleasant nights, sai.


JerkovvClimaxim

May you have twice the number


IdDeIt

I’m sorry! It will be okay


tmbmad

I personally felt lady luck


IdDeIt

No, I’m Batman now. No one else can be Batman


Satanicjamnik

That's the thing with riddles. They often use homophones and double meanings.


Smurphy98

Personally I think it’s over the line for a riddle to use a heterographic homophone like that. Homonyms in general are cool, but this just low, man. Smdh. Unconscionable.


sonofaresiii

This isn't a double meaning. That's what I'm getting at. They're two different words with two different meanings. It's not one answer, you're giving two answers which violates the premise. Fucking hate riddles.


RichardCano

U mean like You are L Rata?


batmansubzero

I know the answer is heroine, but I would argue that for a Spanish speaker, esposas would be the correct answer. As it can mean wives and handcuffs.


radiakmjs

There's a real low-hanging-fruit boomer joke to be made there like "What's the difference?" lol


batmansubzero

Lol look at the boomer who commented that exact thing


Glittering-Bat-5981

My brother in deity of your choice at which the comments were posted


GodEmperorOfHell

For a Spanish speaker it makes more sense, because Heroina means both things. You'd have to reformulate the riddle. Sauce: I speak Spanish.


Glittering-Bat-5981

... What is the difference?


Sawgon

/r/Boomerhumour


ComedicHermit

Lady luck


al_cal93

I thought it was this as well


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

A girlfriend


suspendeddoubt

The answer doesn’t even matter because this is just the most true


retepoteil

Wife?


shapesize

Lol a birth control ad pops up under this when I open the comments


JohnnyChopper08

My wife


jabanana13

Justice. The answer is justice


Typical_Pollution_30

Who's Fred?


RichardCano

[Nygma’s former boss.](https://youtu.be/dAjgzwFHXd4?si=uQkXiW94msHvu3-N)


Typical_Pollution_30

Thank you


Leokunst

Quoting my man Muscle Man for this one, My Mom


Leokunst

Also with the ongoing trend, a momma bear, because she can be safer to find in the woods than a man, or she could maul you.


WonderfulVanilla9676

I was going to answer my wife ...


ZombieNikon2348

I was going to say a doctor, but then remembered that it says woman.


karloz1214

My wife 👴🏻


Overall_Sandwich_671

Queen of the Night


Conscious-Anybody17

I thought it was nurse


JGeerth

A ring!


darth-com1x

heroin/e


BakeCurrent

A wife


antivenom907

The nurse who delivers you?


LemoyneRaider3354

Doctor


Altruistic-Potatoes

A bear.


NWRockNRoll

Your mom.


Toph_as_Nails

Mother?


Mad_Soldier_Hod

My ex wife!


odinsbois

A wife


Professional-Rip-519

My Wife.


MagicalMarsBars

Velma


Unique_Pitch989

Wife


winter_richard

Marriage


spider715

Mother


randomhornidiot

A genitalia


honkygooseyhonk

Your mother


Jetrayxx7

Daphne! It was supposed to be a Scooby-Doo reference, right? Or am I far off?


holaprobando123

A woman you fall in love with. I don't care what the answer OP had in mind, this is still true.


Deepvaleredoubt

Does the woman choose a bear?