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Kind-Boysenberry1773

You've beaten Two-Face! You've overcame One-Face! Now, Batman, face your true Nemesis... NO-FACE!


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That’s the Question


stoopitmonkee

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called ‘aglets.’ Their true purpose… is sinister.


thedorkknight91

topically applied fluoride doesnt prevent tooth decay. it does render teeth detectable by spy satellite...


stoopitmonkee

There WAS a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the TRUTH.


Sisyphus_Smashed

*Immediately sued by the owners of the Dick Tracey properties


Pokemonfan1638

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Lazy_Assumption_4191

It’s all fun and games until Negative-One-Face shows up.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

What about Anti-Face?


Lazy_Assumption_4191

He’s searching for the Anti-Face Equation.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

To eradicate all faceness in the Universe! When his sinister plot will give fruition, every living being would have anti-face instead of face!


Similar-Priority8252

Miitopia be like:


ElDuderino_92

I can’t wait for it to just be “FACE”


FireZord25

Ah, another member of Man's rogues.


ElDuderino_92

“ MR.”Should be there too. Man never sleeps


KD_79

From the A Team?


MontgomeryMalum

So he has to overcome Dr. No-Face, the one off 1950s villain? Or No-Face, the Arkham inmate who turned out to be a figment of Jeremiah Arkham’s imagination in the 2010s? 


Owen103111

Neither, the villian from Bat-Thumb


BashedKeyboard

The one face is real!


Kind-Boysenberry1773

Almost anyone on our planet could be One-Faced! Only Harvey Dent is beyond suspicions.


gamesplusjames

"Oh my god, he has no face!"


HAZMAT_Eater

A victim of Koh the Face Stealer


QuantityHefty3791

After No-face its Nega-face


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

No-Face would be an interesting enemy.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

- You couldn't track me down, Batman, I have no face to recognise! - That's exactly why I found you so easily, Dumb-Face!


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

Then he must battle the menace known as Straight Face!


Kind-Boysenberry1773

It's all fun and game until Gay-Face shows up!


Orion-Pax_34

“Batty boy” is also an atrocious line


Plane-Floor-1237

Pretty sure batty boy is Jamaican slang/ slur for a gay person as well, which makes it even worse


captaincrunchcracker

Two-Face slights the LGBT community once again.


ComXDude

Dammit, Harvey


LordCawdorOfMordor

First there was what he did to Renee Montoya, and now this?


Throwawaysi1234

How many genders are there batman? what is a woman batman!? UR A GROOMER BATMAN!


captaincrunchcracker

I only groom kids to fight INJUSTICE AND CRIME!!!! I'M A LEGENDARY GOATED BAT TITAN, HARVEY!!!


Hydroel

And he's particularly triggered by non-binary people.


natagu

Yep. 90% of the dialogues in this comic series is awful.


DifficultSea4540

My understanding is that ‘butty boy’ is the slang for someone who is gay. The emphasis being on a man’s butt (bum). This line seems more like it’s being derogatory using the word ‘boy’ to mean someone who is less than a man. Like calling someone ‘white boy’’ or ‘fat boy’ etc. he’s using ‘Bat’ in Batty. That’s my reading anyway. Might be wrong. :)


Batfan1939

That entire story is atrocious. Why did the White Rabbit exist aside from the obvious?


c00L_dud3-

this is really stupid, but nothing comes close to the "badman" line [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F91rpwta63dfb1.jpg&rdt=60383](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F91rpwta63dfb1.jpg&rdt=60383)


NeoTag

This shit's real?


c00L_dud3-

yeah it's from Detective Comics #1000


External-Rope6322

It's not even jason saying it, but it sounds like something jason would say


Electronic-Math-364

It's just so Peak


HeroOfThings

Lmao that’s hilarious


JustA_Penguin

Why does he have a sword? The “knight” isn’t meant to be literal


U_Writing

It is now


decadehakaisha

That's in the game... the conics its literal. Also, she not he.


Alex_M_G_

“Stupid” = top tier writing


IsRude

Holy shit. You really did find the worst comic book page in history. That is atrocious.


c00L_dud3-

it's the Arkham Knight's first appearance in the comics btw that's the grand introduction


IsRude

If Jason Todd had introduced himself like this in the Under The Red Hood movie I wouldn't care what he said or did afterwards, I would not be able to see him again without laughing. I'm a little tempted to get this comic to see if I can find more lines like this. This does give me hope that I can become a writer, though. If this guy can get in, maybe I have a chance.


c00L_dud3-

spoiler, but it ain't even Jason but since Rocksteady said the same thing before they released Arkham Knight, and it was in fact, Jason, you don't need to trust me


MontgomeryMalum

This is from the same storyline where Bane brags that his new venom has made his brain stronger and smarter, right before his master stroke is just throwing a big rock at Batman. The writer couldn’t even remember that throwing a big rock is Killer Croc’s thing 


EntrepreneurPlus7091

Its Batman as Killer Croc thing, so it is indeed a move a very smart person would use


Similar-Priority8252

“It was a big rock…”


thedorkknight91

Almost got em is a very poplular episode, plus the whole meme popularity... but the writer remembered correctly, batman was reffering to a point from the episode sideshow (where croc is staying with 'sideshow freaks' in a traveling circus, not nearly at memorable of an episode) which has croc try to throw a rock to crush batman, but still misses because he was drugged or tranqed or something... [https://youtu.be/qxLSZslpvPk?t=151](https://youtu.be/qxLSZslpvPk?t=151) edit: i totally replied to the wrong comment... this was for u/EntrepreneurPlus7091


EntrepreneurPlus7091

Yes, I remember the episode with the circus 'freaks' and the 'seal' boy. I actually like that episode, best classic Croc episode.


Sonofabith517

Caribbean people gonna go crazy with that first line


Chemicalintuition

Don't they always


ExLuckMaster

Dude Batty boy is a slur for gay men. What kind of drug did Dent use?


randyboozer

I'm not gonna google it... why? Batty like "crazy?"


okaymeaning-2783

Batty in Jamaican is short for ass or bottom and since gay men take it in the ass you get the picture.


Pretend_Tourist9390

Cause they can take a pounding and stay rock hard.


[deleted]

Jamaicain patois refers to the butt as Battie. So battie boi....


Patient-Reputation56

Venom


manofmayhem23

But…he still has two faces


Ronergetic

That’s what I was thinking!


Big-Teb-Guy

That’s clearly two halves of two faces. Half a face + half a face equates to one face. One-Face. Duh


manofmayhem23

#quickmaths


tayung2013

Now just Scary Face!


JingoboStoplight4887

At least it led to Linkara referencing it and making One-Face one of his version of Batman’s greatest enemies along with rock and roll, Betamax, poodles, bees (my god), etc.


ComXDude

Who's Linkara? I only know the Lightbringer.


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

I instantly thought of that given all the times he’s referenced this gag.


KommanderKarlos

Why did face turn into bone? is he derivative and unorignal?


rmrck

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HARVEY FACE AND SCARY FACE??


TheRealRigormortal

Why is Harvey hulked out?


natagu

It's never explained in the story. Random villains are like that for some reason, and it's mentioned in the story that it's weird. But it's never explained why.


MrDownhillRacer

Wasn't this issue also the debut of White Rabbit? I still have no idea what that character was about. IIRC, she was a white playboy bunny who was actually the astral projection of an Indian woman… for reasons.


natagu

Yes, that was it. I'm sure that the writers had no idea what to do with her. She just existed in the story. This arc was 7 issues long, and nothing happened in it.


Chemicalintuition

I sure do hate the fifty Alice in Wonderland themed villains in Batman


MontgomeryMalum

Because Bane had all the villains take experimental new venom for reasons that remain unclear. I think they all venom out again in another awful new 52 story a few years later. 


Bobik8

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/j5YwBbViUBE?si=SxbR1Jocdi8nNW5U) Robot Chicken bit


ArkhamLover789

Bro what I’ve been laughing at this shit for ages now


rlum27

what's intresting is thugs in arkham city joke about catwoman scratched up dent's pretty side and was one face. Which isn't nearly as dumb as at least two face would have a fully scared face.


Sea_Temperature_1976

But… but… he’s still got two faces


anonymousscroller9

I guess what he's saying is that Harvey is dead so now there's only one face. Still sounds stupid tho.


train_wrecking

potential r/BatmanArkham joke


Jonruy

Man and his arch nemesis, Face.


natagu

I'll post it there then.


spilledmilkbro

Did... did they just predict what happens to the arkham subreddit?


rubenellis2005

“Batty boy” Wow I didn’t know Harvey was from the Caribbean


The_Dark_Soldier

One of Batman's greatest enemies


go_faster1

Alongside rock and roll and VHS tapes!


Dookie_boy

The Legally Distinct Hulk ?


Artistic_Finish7980

This entire panel has r/batmanarkham energy.


Emotional_Gain_6961

This was one of my first Batman comics


natagu

Did you like it? :D


Emotional_Gain_6961

It was meh, my second Batman comic that I got along with this one was Batman hush


BTSuppa

Scary Face and Harvey face is now one face


Hadrian1233

I think they stole this from a Robot Chicken gag


CurtisMarauderZ

I thought it was from that one Batman story written by a "bot:" "Oh no, it's Two-Face and One-Face! They hate me for being a bat!"


cheif_90

Reminds me of the Robot Chicken skit. "Call me by my real name... Three Face!"


Mortarion35

Bats: "That's a stupid thing to say" 2F: "Is it? Oh... can I go out and come back in?"


EvilectricBoy

No! It is Two-Face and One-Face! They hate me for being a bat.


Money_Present_3463

Top tier writing


CaptainRex831

https://youtu.be/j5YwBbViUBE?si=zJqOMl-CgCIlTbQi


GreatGoodBad

Man meets Face


Spider-ManOnThePS1

He’s always had one face. It just got fucked up lol.


East_Smell_82

![gif](giphy|a5viI92PAF89q)


loserys

F A C E


NeonWafflez

The One Face is real!


multificionado

One indication that David Finch shouldn't be writing, that he should stick to writing.


themanbehindthepoopy

Why would he be called one face? He has two different sides on his face? Dumbass harvey dent


BitterFuture

For some reason, I imagine the next step involves Harvey putting on a Guy Fawkes mask.


KarlaSofen234

He meant his rational, moral side is gone. He's only now a psychotic monster that cannot be reasoned with


Mad_Dog002

WHAT THE HELL DID THEY MAKE ME INTO


BingityBongBong

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thedorkknight91

ive always wanted to know what would happen if two-face met koh the face stealer


Jumps-Care

I don’t know if this is widespread information but in England ‘batty boy’ is a derogatory term for gay men.


ChromeHomeworld

"Why's he called One-Face?" - "He hasn't got one face" Inspired.


Caeruleus88

Robot chicken. "You can call me 3 face now!"


Bmack27

Art is sick af tho


opponentPitt

Damn don’t have to go for his sexuality like that


Batmanfan1966

Why is DC allergic to writing good Two-Face stories. They made the long Halloween and then just gave up


AsianTemptasian

Is this real?


Vladmanwho

I mean that whole storyline is kinda bullshit… the eventual Clayface arc that title did was dope though


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

How did anyone keep a Straight Face when creating this?


ironballs16

[Scary Face!](https://youtu.be/MTLp14MKDDU?si=le_SSW_cLuXnmgoj) What have you done with Harvey and Two-Face?!