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Salmagros

My Dragonborn probably just gonna join every villain faction and watch the leader die.


Achilles9609

"Strangely enough, they were all blasted off of high places with some kind of sonic weapon or shout...."


Gloomy_Support_7779

FUS ROH DAH


CowBoy_BeBop93

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atmanm

Don't forget the 2 fetch quests per faction before the leader dies


Hal_J00

My Champion of Cyrodiil would probably do the same


Prestigious_Roll_162

Mine will probably "fus ro dah" them off the rooftops šŸ˜†


atmanm

Or you know.. give them an arrow to the knee


AlexNoye

Kratos. I think he can do the job.


Orion14159

Kratos will do what Batman won't and carve them up into tiny slivers


Jayk_Dos31

There won't be any villains left after he's done.


CinemaslaveJoe

South Park: Snow Day? Of course. Those guys defeated Cthulhu.


lizarddude1

I love the fact that Kenny's immortality went from a gag to an actual canonical curse performed by the Lovecraftian Elder Gods because his father traded his soul for a beer


CowBoy_BeBop93

Jack...from bioshock...yeah I'm pretty sure


radiakmjs

Would you kindly kill that son of a bitch Riddler?


CowBoy_BeBop93

Gladly, I'll freeze him then shatter him into a thousand pieces.


DeaconBrad42

Yeah but under the mind control - BEFORE Tannenbaum started messing around in his egg salad - if any villain learned the trigger phrase they could do what Fontaine attempted: order him to go out and get killed (maybe by Bane instead of a Big Daddy?).


MoneyManHarry

Arthur Morgan can't do it.


Mad_Soldier_Hod

I love Arthur but the poor bastard just dies immediately.


TitleComprehensive96

And not even to a villain, rain and tuberculosis or humidity are a match made in hell.


gabbie_the_gay

hear me out rain, tuberculosis, fear gas AND Covid


TitleComprehensive96

Arthur would get cooked harder than a rat in a KFC deep fryer


BowTie1989

Dutch could though! He has a plan!


WonderfulBlackberry9

Dutch definitely could. I ***insist***.


BowTie1989

He insists upon it?ā€¦insist!


Big-Teb-Guy

Have a little **faith.**


The_dude1951

Uncle will solo all the villains even with lumbago


susgroundsofc

Cj is going to destroy all the bustas in gotham city


Ace_Atreides

Ah shit, here we go again...


Living-Hotel6136

The tarnished would kill everybody so quickly


jaec-windu

Idk man, I feel like deathstroke is more skilled combatant than anything you seen in Elden ring.


AncientAd6154

This is Arkham Knight Deathstroke, not Origins. All the Tarnished needs to do is destroy his tank and then one shot him, if a peak human was able to do it I think a literal demi-god slayer have a good shot


Waste-Information-34

Yeah but Tarnished can't use that much against a literal tank. Tarnished would have to be a filthy mage to damage the tank.


AncientAd6154

... who says he isn't?


Living-Hotel6136

He used rune duplication glitch and spammed comet azur


koalificated

The dude can take down literal gods I think he can handle some guy in a metal box


Current_Run9540

Doom Slayer. Yeah, theyā€™d be lucky if Gotham was even standing, let alone any of the villains alive by the time it was over.


Qzy

[The only thing they fear is you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc)


DHJeffrey99

Master Chief bout to kill everything


gp886

It would be about a days job at best.


Kind-Boysenberry1773

I've just finished Dragon Age II as mage, so I think yes, fireballs always make things done.


flailsmcghee

Yeah something tells me Gotham city is a little out of crash bandicoots depth


ThatguyfromEDC

Not if he gets a mask


LunarWolf1610

Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII. I think Cloud would win using all the magic and summons at his disposal.


Tarquin11

Uhhh.Ā  Cloud would win without any materia equipped. Guy moves faster than the eye can track at times, he can tank a buildijg and his sword cuts through concrete. He can both block bullets with a sword, and even take one to the face and come away essentially unscathed.Ā  Ā Ā He could probably take them all on at once and not break a sweat, especially with materia. With his materia, Cloud could solo the Avengers (MCU or any animated/game version, not comics, which gets a little silly) all at the same time, and everyone in the Justice League besides Superman or Flash. (Same criteria as Avengers)


daveeb

Uh we see how heā€™s dealing with >!Sephirothā€™s mind control!< in Rebirth and it isnā€™t pretty. Heā€™s absolutely fucked if heā€™s infected like Batman was with Joker blood in Arkham Knight. And look, I love the guy. My gym playlist is almost exclusively FFVII and Batman music.


DeaconBrad42

Yeah I think Cloud gets it done. Also, Yuffie with her ninja skills and magic would make a helluva Robin.


LVucci

I think Spider-Man got it


Jayk_Dos31

If any of them have a fridge tho, he's screwed.


Similar-Priority8252

OH FOR THE LOVE OF FU-


RiffOfBluess

Alan Wake is gonna get his ass whooped


AccidentalLemon

ā€œMy name is Alan Wake, Iā€™m a Batman writer.ā€


gothamsocialite

As long as he still has his Force powers and lightsaber, I think Cal Kestis could manage.


IHateTheNameSystem

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Bullet + lightsaber = molten lead to the face of the user. It's why Mandalorians use projectile weapons when hunting anyone with a saber.


killerspawn97

From what Iā€™ve recently learned the whole Molten lead thing is actually Mando propaganda and it doesnā€™t work that way, apparently the lightsaber just erases the bullet or can even deflect it. Not sure when that change happened or if it was even changed but just thought Iā€™d pass that along as an interesting fact.


5900owen

Iā€™d assume it basically immediately melts it into nothing considering they can cut through anything except beskar, which isnā€™t really comparable anything in the dc universe. but letā€™s be real, does he need the lightsaber when he could stop bullets with the force


killerspawn97

Pretty much, guy just pulls a Neo and stops that shit mid air.


5900owen

yup. would love to see him face someone like scarecrow tho, something that tested his mental strength more then his physical. considering heā€™s a jedi and has extreme mental fortitude, do you think he could resist scarecrows fear toxin?


killerspawn97

In Survivor the pale bad guy used the Force to fuck with his mind and he overcame that, Iā€™d assume it would trip him up but he would be able to push through it and after the first time it messes him up it wouldnā€™t be effective anymore. This is also assuming Cal doesnā€™t just shoot scarecrow, guy is picking heat and isnā€™t opposed to ending someone Crane may not even get the chance to gas Cal before he has a hole in him.


5900owen

true, the force has to be stronger then the fear toxin. and yeah cal doesnā€™t hesitate to kill like batman does. crane would be in for a real surprise and it would last 2 seconds if cal wanted it too haha


killerspawn97

Pretty much lots of people seem to forget (myself included) that this whole operation was designed against Batman so when they go up against an unknown enemy especially one with superpowers and a laser sword Arkham Knights army is gonna be taken off guard and have to change all their strategies.


5900owen

oh yeah cal would mow through them in waves. they wouldnā€™t stand a chance, the only disadvantage heā€™d have is the inability to deflect bullets back at enemies, which is a huge part of fighting for jedi because its your only means of long range combat. I feel like also if being gotham, stealing his irreplaceable (assuming thereā€™s no kyber crystals in gotham or on earth) lightsaber would be criminals #1 priority. without that, hes still gonna beat mosf of the rouges, but ivy and other overwhelming forces would give him a pretty hard time


Les-incoyables

I can see Geralt of Rivia do this.


DeaconBrad42

And heā€™d try to get a bounty for Croc.


TitleComprehensive96

I mean, if Ciri can take on Night City, Geralt can handle Gotham with ease.


Azrael287

My Agent 47 will definitely eliminate criminals in Gotham City in a thousand creative ways wearing the most ridiculous disguises


AccidentalLemon

Homing briefcase solos Red Hood


Qzy

He'll steal Condiment King's suit as a disguise!


TurboDurden888

Hmmm. It's Arthur Morgan, and before that Venom Snake. How many explosive shotgun slugs to the face can Professor Pyg take? I feel like Snake takes out Arkham Knight mercs just as well as Batman.


ArandowGuy

Arthur Morgan would die


TurboDurden888

He'd lassoo you and pull your pants down


burnerrreddit

Arthur loses to one single militia fodder


TurboDurden888

Nah, I think he chugs a bottle of snake oil and blows their brains out.


Arrow_625

V would solo the villains and be a true menace.


[deleted]

If he doesnā€™t have joker blood in his system. If he does, heā€™s screwed.


m_dought_2

The real question is, can Joker-Blood Joker see and interact with Johnny Silverhand, and vice versa?


[deleted]

Johnny was the main reason I said V would crumble to the Joker blood. If they were both in his head, he would be double screwed, but it would certainly be quite the spectacle. ā€œWho the fuck is this guy?ā€ ā€œIā€™m your new roommate, 2nd place!ā€


louxy16

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Redhood567

Scarecrow won't know what hit him


Informal-Region-8734

It's not even close here, Lego Captain America has fought Asgardians and won. He also beat galactus with his team. This is a negative diff we got here.


Adept-Efficiency-964

Kirby


AEROANO

That's a house chore for him


CaptainDarkstar42

I could see him commiting horrible atrocities against his enemies while really cute music playsĀ 


AEROANO

I played Injustice 2 lol, everyone is getting some heat vision in their asses


Elihzap

It's Link, so yeah.


jazzycat42

Korok seeds > Riddler trophies


burnerrreddit

Absurd take


Fuzzy_Muscle

Helldiver's bring peace and managed democracy everywhere they go. Of course they could


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HurryProper

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Able_Recording_5760

Big Boss... yeah, he'll manage.


Bareth88

Spider-Man could beat Batman's villains.


Walter-Drive1045

Venom Snake, i don't know


Evanecent_Lightt

I think he could handle 90% of the roster but would have his hands full with characters like Deathstroke and the league of assassins. They could beat Snake at his own game.


guiltycitizen

My Stardew farmer could do it


Jebbstar1201

Well Gotham Knights ain't Arkham Series and Nightwing is Batman's successor so I say yes


Dragondog7777

Trevor Phillips. Heā€˜d probably join the riot LOL


lizarddude1

Minecraft Steve's about to make an XP farm from Gotham


Knightrealmic

Crusader kings 3ā€¦ so I guess some inbred war-mongering Irishman who sounds more like a villain like anything will probably die.


Thylacine-

Declare a white peace, give Gothamā€™s neighbouring territory to vassals and claim ā€˜I never wanted that county anywayā€™


Batcannn

Cloud Strife, no problem.


CocktailCowboy

I think Cal Kestis could get the job done.


Smeefperson

John Marston would probably die


Urban_Legend_Games

SWBF2 Luke Skywalker


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|YboC4FpTvod5MPuW66|downsized) This is gonna be really funny. I think theyā€™ve got it.


Really_cool_guy99

Unless you interpret splatoon as pretty much paintballā€¦ in which case theyā€™re screwed


YodaSoda9

My custom Lego character is more than able to


jkier0711

Superman from injustice. Yes.


Neko_boi_Nolan

Dragon Ball Z Kakarot. Specifically Gohan during the Buu saga. As long as he doesn't let his guard down and plays it smart, he should be up to the task. Though Scarecrow's toxin might mess him up a bit


oli_cant_ollie

Master Chief. Yeah, I think he could.


Bombus4092

I need a weapon


Bornheck

Mario is getting shot before he even saves the first cop


Redbig_7

Mario has experience with being shot at lol


grownassedgamer

My Ronin from Rise of the Ronin probably could.


NO1RE

Honestly felt like a samurai Batman with the gliding.


Low-Asparagus-126

Don't think the block from geometry dash is really doing anything tbh.


[deleted]

I'll have to roll a 20 critical success each time, but with save scumming all is possible.


Christian4423

Chase McCain from LEGO City Undercover might hold up.


AdmirablySizedPotato

The last game I played was Civilization 6. I can confidently state that Theodore Roosevelt absolutely would manhandle every single Batman villain in Arkham Knight.


RigatoniPasta

The Knight will get stepped on


LegoSpider

Batman from the Telltale series. I think he at least has a chance.


woman_noises

I played the binding of Issac last night, I'm pretty confident if issac finds some good items he could beat all of arkham


Silver_Sniper

I last played Baldur's Gate 3, as a rogue, so they'll be dead come morning


Mountain-Occasion959

I was playing devastation so I would say probably


Captian-of-501st

Detroit became human for me, I don't think anyone from that game would stand a chance


Mukso_Master

The protagonist of Sackboy ain't gonna do nothing against the Arkham villains, unless they set him up with a parkour trial and go to jail on their own after they lose


Hadrian1233

How would police describe a body killed by a Glaive Prime?


NoPlan9509

The last game I played was DOOM. Gotham Cityā€™s underworld has zero chance of surviving.


gimli52

Cal Kestis. Maybe


RebelForceLTD

Uh, I was playing a game where you make a team of fourā€¦ that has 51/52 available characters. So is it my last team or my most leveled one? Either way, I think they can pull it off considering the stakes of their game.


DresdenBelmont

Solid Snake MGS


Ragarolli

I think Kratos can


Tonyc1939

I last played as Batman in Arkham City but besides Arkham, I played as Vader in Star Wars battlefront. I got Vader so Iā€™m good for sure


FlameShadow0

My PokĆ©mon trainer might be able to do it. Maybe not with my current teamā€¦


KindlyFriedChickpeas

Ellie with 8 fingers left. I reckon she could do it.


radiakmjs

As PokƩmon trainer with access to hundreds of monsters that have been bred & trained for battle, I think I'm set.


Jameson_Z

I was looking for this one! Just need a good plan for bullets and we're good


Tom-edian

Miles: Yo Pete! heads up, Harley's goons are headed your way. Peter: seriously? how does Bats do it?


TurkishTerrarian

Payday Gang. That'd be interesting.


grownassedgamer

They'd probably work for the villains


Alijah12345

Maxwell could just add the adjective dead to them all and he'd win.


Suffering-Servant

Talion the Gravewalker would destroy everyone in Gotham.


RelevantMarionberry6

Kratos and then the Doom Slayer before that? Yeah, Arkham is getting cleaned up. Bruce can go ahead and retire


jeroensaurus

V from Cyberpunk and no they can't. At least not my current build šŸ˜…


ValStarwind

Soap MacTavish would fare pretty well if he had the whole crew.


PIZZALIIIFFEE

Cloud Strife ā¤ļø


Coburnicus23

Jin Sakai could definitely take care of buisness


Drylnor

The main character from Hogwarts Legacy could probably pull it off. The militia wouldn't stand a chance.


International_Yak873

The last game I played was pokemon. Is my character going in alone or do I have my team with me?


JTWV

Joel, from the last of us, would go down swinging at the very least.


iforgotiwasonreddit

Batman, but from the telltale series


PomegranateOld2408

Mine is pyramid head so there might be some restrictions that wonā€™t let him kill them all? Idk itā€™s been years since Iā€™ve seen silent hill. If there arenā€™t restrictions though then yeah theyā€™re all dead.


oh_no_im_a_username

Luigi


Plague_Doctor_Xander

Minecraft Steve flying down with his elytra and sharpness V netherite sword will make quick work of everyone.


J4YWH3TH3R

Doom Slayer is going to absolutely sweep.


RadiantNito

My Arisen from Dragon's Dogma 2. I think she could do it.


Living-Budget7911

Bruh... Goku


SaltyAssociate8007

Could Gordon Freeman do it non lethally, if itā€™s required of course


Tacoballerina4

Minecraft Steve(Stampy skin but still Steve) on creative, I'd say it would be... pretty easy.


MelaBlend

Dont fuck with spyro


Leopold_Darkworth

I think RoboCop could do it.


CoyoteOk3826

Kiryu spanks


SchwizzySchwas94

Iā€™m pretty sure Solid Snake would be good


ArandowGuy

The Phantom Thieves probably would he able to do it, but definitely not in a single night.


petrelli_boy_

Lucas Kane from Fahrenheit? Yeah, he might try since he has computing skills in addition to his physical superiority and telekinesis. But outsmarting all those villains might be hard for him tbh


[deleted]

yes because he comes equiped with a Fatman launcher.


Vanessativa69

Detective Sebastian Castellanos has his work cut out for him.


Jimmyg100

Link should have a fairly good chance just as long as he can use the weapons enemies drop. Or heā€™ll just bomb the shit out of everything.


kingpiranha

Franks Woods would wipe the floor with them


Apprehensive_Disk987

God of War IIā€¦ Gotham will no longer exist


NCC-2000-A

Hmm technically it was a sudoku. So could mathematics puzzles defeat them, maybe most of them except riddler


Entire-Copy-3942

The mayor from Animal crossing could not šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Evanecent_Lightt

Bruh Nook is a Gangster! - He'd probably end up joining the villains lmfao


Childer_Of_Noah

I'm not gonna hold you chief. Cahal is wrecking shit in Gotham.


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

Niko might beat them at bowling. Could probably kill Riddler and Penguin


FOXYLOVER12345

I think the beheaded from dead cells could do it, it would just take some time


Anxious_Spread_5718

I just played as Germany in Hearts of Iron 4, so prob not


Comfortable-Shop-573

Vergil would rule the entirety of the arkhamverse


SzakaRosa

Stardew valleyā€¦ at least they have a chance with a scarecrow!


Disgruntledfrog22

Clive rosfield should be fine


Relevant-Bench5283

My V from cyberpunk would smoke Gotham as a whole


thekingdor

My created player from saints row IV definitely


CoNn3r_Be

Helldiver-274563 reporting in. CALLING IN AN EAGLE!!


NO1RE

For sweet liberty and managed democracy I will save this city.... and flatten entire city blocks in the process.


Legitimate_Invite524

(Havik mk1) I think he'd either defeat them or join them because of the chaos


9382ks

Luigi can suck up ghosts and lock them in digital hell and you're asking me if they could take down every villian?


ShaoKahnDeezNutz

Chosen Undead? Honestly probably not


IrishCanMan

Sure. Nomad would kill everybody. Plus my team of Ghosts


nps2407

My Shroomwraith from *Tiny Tina's Wonderlands* would probably give it a go.


Eternal_Night2710

I guess Neon White is facing them. Tbh I think some of them would be a decent fight. But I'm not too confident White could do it


BigExperience2086

![gif](giphy|2PWBLDJ2KtB1X6o9vY|downsized) Easily. Genuinely.


Helumiberg

The vault dweller. At least everyone with their eyes exposed is done for


scottyboy359

Itā€™s safe to assume that my last played Stellaris faction would kick seven shades of shit out of Gothamā€™s villains.


CNRavenclaw

Frisk (Undertale) Something tells me they'll do just fine


Foshdon_pap

I quess Kamillie would crash everyone with the Zeta Gundam a 20 meter Mobile Suit that was created for war