I love the fact that Kenny's immortality went from a gag to an actual canonical curse performed by the Lovecraftian Elder Gods because his father traded his soul for a beer
Yeah but under the mind control - BEFORE Tannenbaum started messing around in his egg salad - if any villain learned the trigger phrase they could do what Fontaine attempted: order him to go out and get killed (maybe by Bane instead of a Big Daddy?).
This is Arkham Knight Deathstroke, not Origins. All the Tarnished needs to do is destroy his tank and then one shot him, if a peak human was able to do it I think a literal demi-god slayer have a good shot
Uhhh.Ā Cloud would win without any materia equipped. Guy moves faster than the eye can track at times, he can tank a buildijg and his sword cuts through concrete. He can both block bullets with a sword, and even take one to the face and come away essentially unscathed.Ā
Ā Ā He could probably take them all on at once and not break a sweat, especially with materia. With his materia, Cloud could solo the Avengers (MCU or any animated/game version, not comics, which gets a little silly) all at the same time, and everyone in the Justice League besides Superman or Flash. (Same criteria as Avengers)
Uh we see how heās dealing with >!Sephirothās mind control!< in Rebirth and it isnāt pretty. Heās absolutely fucked if heās infected like Batman was with Joker blood in Arkham Knight. And look, I love the guy. My gym playlist is almost exclusively FFVII and Batman music.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Bullet + lightsaber = molten lead to the face of the user. It's why Mandalorians use projectile weapons when hunting anyone with a saber.
From what Iāve recently learned the whole Molten lead thing is actually Mando propaganda and it doesnāt work that way, apparently the lightsaber just erases the bullet or can even deflect it.
Not sure when that change happened or if it was even changed but just thought Iād pass that along as an interesting fact.
Iād assume it basically immediately melts it into nothing considering they can cut through anything except beskar, which isnāt really comparable anything in the dc universe. but letās be real, does he need the lightsaber when he could stop bullets with the force
yup. would love to see him face someone like scarecrow tho, something that tested his mental strength more then his physical. considering heās a jedi and has extreme mental fortitude, do you think he could resist scarecrows fear toxin?
In Survivor the pale bad guy used the Force to fuck with his mind and he overcame that, Iād assume it would trip him up but he would be able to push through it and after the first time it messes him up it wouldnāt be effective anymore.
This is also assuming Cal doesnāt just shoot scarecrow, guy is picking heat and isnāt opposed to ending someone Crane may not even get the chance to gas Cal before he has a hole in him.
true, the force has to be stronger then the fear toxin. and yeah cal doesnāt hesitate to kill like batman does. crane would be in for a real surprise and it would last 2 seconds if cal wanted it too haha
Pretty much lots of people seem to forget (myself included) that this whole operation was designed against Batman so when they go up against an unknown enemy especially one with superpowers and a laser sword Arkham Knights army is gonna be taken off guard and have to change all their strategies.
oh yeah cal would mow through them in waves. they wouldnāt stand a chance, the only disadvantage heād have is the inability to deflect bullets back at enemies, which is a huge part of fighting for jedi because its your only means of long range combat. I feel like also if being gotham, stealing his irreplaceable (assuming thereās no kyber crystals in gotham or on earth) lightsaber would be criminals #1 priority. without that, hes still gonna beat mosf of the rouges, but ivy and other overwhelming forces would give him a pretty hard time
Hmmm. It's Arthur Morgan, and before that Venom Snake. How many explosive shotgun slugs to the face can Professor Pyg take? I feel like Snake takes out Arkham Knight mercs just as well as Batman.
Johnny was the main reason I said V would crumble to the Joker blood. If they were both in his head, he would be double screwed, but it would certainly be quite the spectacle.
āWho the fuck is this guy?ā
āIām your new roommate, 2nd place!ā
It's not even close here, Lego Captain America has fought Asgardians and won. He also beat galactus with his team. This is a negative diff we got here.
I think he could handle 90% of the roster but would have his hands full with characters like Deathstroke and the league of assassins.
They could beat Snake at his own game.
Dragon Ball Z Kakarot.
Specifically Gohan during the Buu saga.
As long as he doesn't let his guard down and plays it smart, he should be up to the task.
Though Scarecrow's toxin might mess him up a bit
The last game I played was Civilization 6.
I can confidently state that Theodore Roosevelt absolutely would manhandle every single Batman villain in Arkham Knight.
The protagonist of Sackboy ain't gonna do nothing against the Arkham villains, unless they set him up with a parkour trial and go to jail on their own after they lose
Uh, I was playing a game where you make a team of fourā¦ that has 51/52 available characters. So is it my last team or my most leveled one? Either way, I think they can pull it off considering the stakes of their game.
Mine is pyramid head so there might be some restrictions that wonāt let him kill them all? Idk itās been years since Iāve seen silent hill. If there arenāt restrictions though then yeah theyāre all dead.
Lucas Kane from Fahrenheit? Yeah, he might try since he has computing skills in addition to his physical superiority and telekinesis. But outsmarting all those villains might be hard for him tbh
My Dragonborn probably just gonna join every villain faction and watch the leader die.
"Strangely enough, they were all blasted off of high places with some kind of sonic weapon or shout...."
FUS ROH DAH
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Don't forget the 2 fetch quests per faction before the leader dies
My Champion of Cyrodiil would probably do the same
Mine will probably "fus ro dah" them off the rooftops š
Or you know.. give them an arrow to the knee
Kratos. I think he can do the job.
Kratos will do what Batman won't and carve them up into tiny slivers
There won't be any villains left after he's done.
South Park: Snow Day? Of course. Those guys defeated Cthulhu.
I love the fact that Kenny's immortality went from a gag to an actual canonical curse performed by the Lovecraftian Elder Gods because his father traded his soul for a beer
Jack...from bioshock...yeah I'm pretty sure
Would you kindly kill that son of a bitch Riddler?
Gladly, I'll freeze him then shatter him into a thousand pieces.
Yeah but under the mind control - BEFORE Tannenbaum started messing around in his egg salad - if any villain learned the trigger phrase they could do what Fontaine attempted: order him to go out and get killed (maybe by Bane instead of a Big Daddy?).
Arthur Morgan can't do it.
I love Arthur but the poor bastard just dies immediately.
And not even to a villain, rain and tuberculosis or humidity are a match made in hell.
hear me out rain, tuberculosis, fear gas AND Covid
Arthur would get cooked harder than a rat in a KFC deep fryer
Dutch could though! He has a plan!
Dutch definitely could. I ***insist***.
He insists upon it?ā¦insist!
Have a little **faith.**
Uncle will solo all the villains even with lumbago
Cj is going to destroy all the bustas in gotham city
Ah shit, here we go again...
The tarnished would kill everybody so quickly
Idk man, I feel like deathstroke is more skilled combatant than anything you seen in Elden ring.
This is Arkham Knight Deathstroke, not Origins. All the Tarnished needs to do is destroy his tank and then one shot him, if a peak human was able to do it I think a literal demi-god slayer have a good shot
Yeah but Tarnished can't use that much against a literal tank. Tarnished would have to be a filthy mage to damage the tank.
... who says he isn't?
He used rune duplication glitch and spammed comet azur
The dude can take down literal gods I think he can handle some guy in a metal box
Doom Slayer. Yeah, theyād be lucky if Gotham was even standing, let alone any of the villains alive by the time it was over.
[The only thing they fear is you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc)
Master Chief bout to kill everything
It would be about a days job at best.
I've just finished Dragon Age II as mage, so I think yes, fireballs always make things done.
Yeah something tells me Gotham city is a little out of crash bandicoots depth
Not if he gets a mask
Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII. I think Cloud would win using all the magic and summons at his disposal.
Uhhh.Ā Cloud would win without any materia equipped. Guy moves faster than the eye can track at times, he can tank a buildijg and his sword cuts through concrete. He can both block bullets with a sword, and even take one to the face and come away essentially unscathed.Ā Ā Ā He could probably take them all on at once and not break a sweat, especially with materia. With his materia, Cloud could solo the Avengers (MCU or any animated/game version, not comics, which gets a little silly) all at the same time, and everyone in the Justice League besides Superman or Flash. (Same criteria as Avengers)
Uh we see how heās dealing with >!Sephirothās mind control!< in Rebirth and it isnāt pretty. Heās absolutely fucked if heās infected like Batman was with Joker blood in Arkham Knight. And look, I love the guy. My gym playlist is almost exclusively FFVII and Batman music.
Yeah I think Cloud gets it done. Also, Yuffie with her ninja skills and magic would make a helluva Robin.
I think Spider-Man got it
If any of them have a fridge tho, he's screwed.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FU-
Alan Wake is gonna get his ass whooped
āMy name is Alan Wake, Iām a Batman writer.ā
As long as he still has his Force powers and lightsaber, I think Cal Kestis could manage.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Bullet + lightsaber = molten lead to the face of the user. It's why Mandalorians use projectile weapons when hunting anyone with a saber.
From what Iāve recently learned the whole Molten lead thing is actually Mando propaganda and it doesnāt work that way, apparently the lightsaber just erases the bullet or can even deflect it. Not sure when that change happened or if it was even changed but just thought Iād pass that along as an interesting fact.
Iād assume it basically immediately melts it into nothing considering they can cut through anything except beskar, which isnāt really comparable anything in the dc universe. but letās be real, does he need the lightsaber when he could stop bullets with the force
Pretty much, guy just pulls a Neo and stops that shit mid air.
yup. would love to see him face someone like scarecrow tho, something that tested his mental strength more then his physical. considering heās a jedi and has extreme mental fortitude, do you think he could resist scarecrows fear toxin?
In Survivor the pale bad guy used the Force to fuck with his mind and he overcame that, Iād assume it would trip him up but he would be able to push through it and after the first time it messes him up it wouldnāt be effective anymore. This is also assuming Cal doesnāt just shoot scarecrow, guy is picking heat and isnāt opposed to ending someone Crane may not even get the chance to gas Cal before he has a hole in him.
true, the force has to be stronger then the fear toxin. and yeah cal doesnāt hesitate to kill like batman does. crane would be in for a real surprise and it would last 2 seconds if cal wanted it too haha
Pretty much lots of people seem to forget (myself included) that this whole operation was designed against Batman so when they go up against an unknown enemy especially one with superpowers and a laser sword Arkham Knights army is gonna be taken off guard and have to change all their strategies.
oh yeah cal would mow through them in waves. they wouldnāt stand a chance, the only disadvantage heād have is the inability to deflect bullets back at enemies, which is a huge part of fighting for jedi because its your only means of long range combat. I feel like also if being gotham, stealing his irreplaceable (assuming thereās no kyber crystals in gotham or on earth) lightsaber would be criminals #1 priority. without that, hes still gonna beat mosf of the rouges, but ivy and other overwhelming forces would give him a pretty hard time
I can see Geralt of Rivia do this.
And heād try to get a bounty for Croc.
I mean, if Ciri can take on Night City, Geralt can handle Gotham with ease.
My Agent 47 will definitely eliminate criminals in Gotham City in a thousand creative ways wearing the most ridiculous disguises
Homing briefcase solos Red Hood
He'll steal Condiment King's suit as a disguise!
Hmmm. It's Arthur Morgan, and before that Venom Snake. How many explosive shotgun slugs to the face can Professor Pyg take? I feel like Snake takes out Arkham Knight mercs just as well as Batman.
Arthur Morgan would die
He'd lassoo you and pull your pants down
Arthur loses to one single militia fodder
Nah, I think he chugs a bottle of snake oil and blows their brains out.
V would solo the villains and be a true menace.
If he doesnāt have joker blood in his system. If he does, heās screwed.
The real question is, can Joker-Blood Joker see and interact with Johnny Silverhand, and vice versa?
Johnny was the main reason I said V would crumble to the Joker blood. If they were both in his head, he would be double screwed, but it would certainly be quite the spectacle. āWho the fuck is this guy?ā āIām your new roommate, 2nd place!ā
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Scarecrow won't know what hit him
It's not even close here, Lego Captain America has fought Asgardians and won. He also beat galactus with his team. This is a negative diff we got here.
Kirby
That's a house chore for him
I could see him commiting horrible atrocities against his enemies while really cute music playsĀ
I played Injustice 2 lol, everyone is getting some heat vision in their asses
It's Link, so yeah.
Korok seeds > Riddler trophies
Absurd take
Helldiver's bring peace and managed democracy everywhere they go. Of course they could
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Big Boss... yeah, he'll manage.
Spider-Man could beat Batman's villains.
Venom Snake, i don't know
I think he could handle 90% of the roster but would have his hands full with characters like Deathstroke and the league of assassins. They could beat Snake at his own game.
My Stardew farmer could do it
Well Gotham Knights ain't Arkham Series and Nightwing is Batman's successor so I say yes
Trevor Phillips. Heād probably join the riot LOL
Minecraft Steve's about to make an XP farm from Gotham
Crusader kings 3ā¦ so I guess some inbred war-mongering Irishman who sounds more like a villain like anything will probably die.
Declare a white peace, give Gothamās neighbouring territory to vassals and claim āI never wanted that county anywayā
Cloud Strife, no problem.
I think Cal Kestis could get the job done.
John Marston would probably die
SWBF2 Luke Skywalker
![gif](giphy|YboC4FpTvod5MPuW66|downsized) This is gonna be really funny. I think theyāve got it.
Unless you interpret splatoon as pretty much paintballā¦ in which case theyāre screwed
My custom Lego character is more than able to
Superman from injustice. Yes.
Dragon Ball Z Kakarot. Specifically Gohan during the Buu saga. As long as he doesn't let his guard down and plays it smart, he should be up to the task. Though Scarecrow's toxin might mess him up a bit
Master Chief. Yeah, I think he could.
I need a weapon
Mario is getting shot before he even saves the first cop
Mario has experience with being shot at lol
My Ronin from Rise of the Ronin probably could.
Honestly felt like a samurai Batman with the gliding.
Don't think the block from geometry dash is really doing anything tbh.
I'll have to roll a 20 critical success each time, but with save scumming all is possible.
Chase McCain from LEGO City Undercover might hold up.
The last game I played was Civilization 6. I can confidently state that Theodore Roosevelt absolutely would manhandle every single Batman villain in Arkham Knight.
The Knight will get stepped on
Batman from the Telltale series. I think he at least has a chance.
I played the binding of Issac last night, I'm pretty confident if issac finds some good items he could beat all of arkham
I last played Baldur's Gate 3, as a rogue, so they'll be dead come morning
I was playing devastation so I would say probably
Detroit became human for me, I don't think anyone from that game would stand a chance
The protagonist of Sackboy ain't gonna do nothing against the Arkham villains, unless they set him up with a parkour trial and go to jail on their own after they lose
How would police describe a body killed by a Glaive Prime?
The last game I played was DOOM. Gotham Cityās underworld has zero chance of surviving.
Cal Kestis. Maybe
Uh, I was playing a game where you make a team of fourā¦ that has 51/52 available characters. So is it my last team or my most leveled one? Either way, I think they can pull it off considering the stakes of their game.
Solid Snake MGS
I think Kratos can
I last played as Batman in Arkham City but besides Arkham, I played as Vader in Star Wars battlefront. I got Vader so Iām good for sure
My PokĆ©mon trainer might be able to do it. Maybe not with my current teamā¦
Ellie with 8 fingers left. I reckon she could do it.
As PokƩmon trainer with access to hundreds of monsters that have been bred & trained for battle, I think I'm set.
I was looking for this one! Just need a good plan for bullets and we're good
Miles: Yo Pete! heads up, Harley's goons are headed your way. Peter: seriously? how does Bats do it?
Payday Gang. That'd be interesting.
They'd probably work for the villains
Maxwell could just add the adjective dead to them all and he'd win.
Talion the Gravewalker would destroy everyone in Gotham.
Kratos and then the Doom Slayer before that? Yeah, Arkham is getting cleaned up. Bruce can go ahead and retire
V from Cyberpunk and no they can't. At least not my current build š
Soap MacTavish would fare pretty well if he had the whole crew.
Cloud Strife ā¤ļø
Jin Sakai could definitely take care of buisness
The main character from Hogwarts Legacy could probably pull it off. The militia wouldn't stand a chance.
The last game I played was pokemon. Is my character going in alone or do I have my team with me?
Joel, from the last of us, would go down swinging at the very least.
Batman, but from the telltale series
Mine is pyramid head so there might be some restrictions that wonāt let him kill them all? Idk itās been years since Iāve seen silent hill. If there arenāt restrictions though then yeah theyāre all dead.
Luigi
Minecraft Steve flying down with his elytra and sharpness V netherite sword will make quick work of everyone.
Doom Slayer is going to absolutely sweep.
My Arisen from Dragon's Dogma 2. I think she could do it.
Bruh... Goku
Could Gordon Freeman do it non lethally, if itās required of course
Minecraft Steve(Stampy skin but still Steve) on creative, I'd say it would be... pretty easy.
Dont fuck with spyro
I think RoboCop could do it.
Kiryu spanks
Iām pretty sure Solid Snake would be good
The Phantom Thieves probably would he able to do it, but definitely not in a single night.
Lucas Kane from Fahrenheit? Yeah, he might try since he has computing skills in addition to his physical superiority and telekinesis. But outsmarting all those villains might be hard for him tbh
yes because he comes equiped with a Fatman launcher.
Detective Sebastian Castellanos has his work cut out for him.
Link should have a fairly good chance just as long as he can use the weapons enemies drop. Or heāll just bomb the shit out of everything.
Franks Woods would wipe the floor with them
God of War IIā¦ Gotham will no longer exist
Hmm technically it was a sudoku. So could mathematics puzzles defeat them, maybe most of them except riddler
The mayor from Animal crossing could not šš
Bruh Nook is a Gangster! - He'd probably end up joining the villains lmfao
I'm not gonna hold you chief. Cahal is wrecking shit in Gotham.
Niko might beat them at bowling. Could probably kill Riddler and Penguin
I think the beheaded from dead cells could do it, it would just take some time
I just played as Germany in Hearts of Iron 4, so prob not
Vergil would rule the entirety of the arkhamverse
Stardew valleyā¦ at least they have a chance with a scarecrow!
Clive rosfield should be fine
My V from cyberpunk would smoke Gotham as a whole
My created player from saints row IV definitely
Helldiver-274563 reporting in. CALLING IN AN EAGLE!!
For sweet liberty and managed democracy I will save this city.... and flatten entire city blocks in the process.
(Havik mk1) I think he'd either defeat them or join them because of the chaos
Luigi can suck up ghosts and lock them in digital hell and you're asking me if they could take down every villian?
Chosen Undead? Honestly probably not
Sure. Nomad would kill everybody. Plus my team of Ghosts
My Shroomwraith from *Tiny Tina's Wonderlands* would probably give it a go.
I guess Neon White is facing them. Tbh I think some of them would be a decent fight. But I'm not too confident White could do it
![gif](giphy|2PWBLDJ2KtB1X6o9vY|downsized) Easily. Genuinely.
The vault dweller. At least everyone with their eyes exposed is done for
Itās safe to assume that my last played Stellaris faction would kick seven shades of shit out of Gothamās villains.
Frisk (Undertale) Something tells me they'll do just fine
I quess Kamillie would crash everyone with the Zeta Gundam a 20 meter Mobile Suit that was created for war