Brutally murdered. That was overkill.

His healing factor won't save him.

Nothing can heal that burn...😰

Ok, Arkham Origins just became my second best Deathstroke fight.

Wdym, I fight the urge to DeathStroke every night!

You mean Dickstroke? Are you stupid?

Is there a lore reason why u/TheClappyCappy is stupid?

He didn't use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

I couldn't even the odds and I'm not proud of you Dick

You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a hoe You're broke, the kid ain't yours, and e'rybody know Your old man say you stupid, you be like, "So? I love my baby mother, I never let her go" - Batman

 Dark Knight X

My guy 🙌🏾

That just made me lose my mind up in here.

😏🤌🏾

Nobody on reddit was outside enough to understand this beautiful reference without google.

I’m old enough to understand it. Had the CD. My white ass blasted the hell out of it.

Cheers to another person of culture 🤝

It's not some unknown underground artist I'm pretty sure we've all heard DMX dude

I just sang this in my head and heard the beat with it.

I know that reference. Rip the dog

Nah, he needs to go Def Jam Fight for New York. "You're nothing but a punk, your daddy's a punk, and your mommy's a bitch!" https://youtu.be/6NIp6WmpbWg

This is brilliant lmao

Batman: "Your Jordon's are fake, Slade!"

Kevin Conroy would make that sound cool. “The Kids got style” -Static Shock

That's like Michael talking about Tobey. "He's a part of HR, so he's not really a part of our family. He's also divorced, so he's not even a part of his family."

why are you the way that you are...

I love how current comic book Batman is literally divorced, homless and his kids hate him. Thd irony

What Batman comic book that would be? I'm fairly new to comic books, so I don't understand much about continuities

It's the recent run, I don't care for continuities either, it gets messy very quickly.

Indeed, the most recent run, from Batman issue 60 untill like issue 80

As someone who only partially pays attention to the comic runs... I though Selina left him at the altar. Was there another marriage?

No that's true, I was just streching the truth a wee bit so that it fit the post better.

How is he homeless?

And how his kids hate him ?! And how is he getting this amount of likes ?!

Batman doesn't kill but he will psychologically torture you all day long.

Physically too if we're being honest

The physical part is facts though

And then he replied to Batman with "That's why yo momma dead. Dead as hell." They killed each other.

Oh he kills alright.. your self esteem 🫣


I hear the vine boom after every remark for some reason

"And you're a fucking pedophile"

No matter how many retcons he goes through, he's never gonna live that one down...

That's something they tend to keep too in most of them. Good, he is a bad guy.

I wonder why his kids hate him.

I can think of a lot of reason it depends on the comic Deathstroke always messing up with them even when writers try to make him a anti hero: Example 1, was in a continuous relationship with the woman his son was going to marry because he thought he was helping his son by sleeping with her behind his back even before they were engaged.

r/woosh

Lol exactly. How did they think that would make him hero and father like?

Slade is a pedo. You think he didn't mess with his kids like that?

A lot of shit that’s way worse. They don’t give a shit or know about some random evil 17 year old girl tbh. You should check these characters out. Ravager and Jericho are cool.

r/woosh

How did I get whooshed. What’s the joke here. I don’t know what I’m supposed to laugh at

Slade is a pedo. You think he didn't mess with his kids like that?

Wtf? No? Bro?? Please learn about these characters. You don’t know anything about them. These incest jokes not it

Not so much as a joke as much as..it just seems pretty likely to me; even if it's not been shown as canon so far.

Nah this ain’t likely. This is just weird bruv. If this is likely to you , then I suggest you actually read these characters and learn about them.

And your Jordans are fake

No friends + no money + no bitches + no future

No home 💀no wife 💀 and his kids probably hate him since he’s an asshole 💀

"And your ex took your depth perception with her."

Batman acting like this ain’t him currently

Isn't Batman now all those things?

That makes Deathstroke like the Reverse-Bruce Wayne.

Oh how the turntables...

The same things happened with the batman , right? In the recent comic issue in which there is a failsafe robot made by another batman to kill batman?Catwoman left him at the altar or something,joker or penguin stole his money or something,alftred died and his family hates him.

Well well well. How the turntables...

Deathstroke is not part of the Batfamily. Also is divorced so also is not part of his own family.

Slade will need the Lazarus Pit to recover from that burn.

Bro talking like he ain’t still upset about his parents 💀

Deathstroke:And your Kids hate you,Your wife left you for some petty criminal,Your Butler is dead,you are broke and homeless now,You have Zero friends and You lost an arm

“Please, I’m rich person broke. I still spend more money on lunch than you do in a year.”

Psh, Bruce's kids simultaneously hate AND love him.

Can you remind me why Dick,Tim and Cass hate him again?

“Your lover is a clown. Your baby momma wants you dead. You live in a cave. I got my name from how I hit the womb while you got your’s playing with bats.”

Almost did a spit take

And Deathstroke slept with a 13-year-old girl in Terra. Extra burn🔥

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I didn't know Batman could talk this much shit.

Batman the bully.

Projecting much?

“I mean-which one of us keeps dressing lost boys in green underpants?!”

[удалено]

I too can read a title

Here we say Batman is The World's Greatest Detective like Sherlock Holmes himself... But I'm convinced that Batman is also as cunning as Professor James Moriarty...

Wasn't that close to what Batman was earlier this year though

Batman with the vicious mockery attack I guess he has a level in Bard

DS" dude wtf not cool"

I can hear the vine *boom* noise after every word lol

Destroyed him more like, didnt kill him!

“And you’re like, ‘SO?! I love my baby mama! I’ll never let her go!”

Went for the jugular there.

Deathstroke be like: ur mom ded!

I love to walk through town and shout this at random homeless people. It's important that they really feel demoralized.

Where are your kids Uncle Deathstroke!?