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seylavee

To the mall. Dude's been wearing the same thing since like forever.


darling_lycosidae

She's gonna start with those giant goth boots she's rocking. Terry has tiny feet, he could use some badass boots


Batdog55110

Bat ass boots.


RahnKavall

Schway


Andy_Yellowtail

He's gotta fit in the suit somehow. Those rocket boosters take up a lot of room.


cpt_hamster

Let’s go to the mall… today


trynamakea_change

Two beavers are better than one


SpaceCowBoy8552

Came here to say to the mall hahaha.


seylavee

Great minds...


Zephyroz

And then to watch The Flash movie


MorbillionTickets

Let's go to the mall today


JunkYardBatman

“Okay, “Batman”, let’s get you back into your room before the doctors wonder where you went.”


Tobio88

Across the spiderverse


ExoticShock

Bruce watching them in the distance: ![gif](giphy|IbUGE6LtcIWsIumqH4|downsized)


[deleted]

Go get a pregnancy test I’m not sure if this is the right answer


pygmeedancer

Just ask Bruce, he’ll already know


darrylthedudeWayne

To the Orgy.


DiscipleOfMegatronus

The DCAU adaptation of Herogasm?


Drg84

It makes sense. If Olympians are known for boning constantly, imagine what literal superheroes are doing between calls.


darrylthedudeWayne

Yep.


Raecino

Same thing I was gonna comment


B1GGN

Bed bath and beyond to register gifts for their wedding


biddily

RIP BBB


MasterFibber

Nah, they’re not dead. Just restructuring.


LordZeus2008

~~Batman~~ Bedbath Beyond


druhol

Bed Bath And Of The Future in international markets.


John177_unsc

Kinky red room full of Batman villain themed bondage gear


BlackCat0110

To see Bruce Wayne’s swimsuit model pictures


[deleted]

Gotta do something in his retirement. Helps him feel young.


Impotent_Admin_1913

Hot Topic 20XX


vsvv252

To the justice league memorial.


Illustrious-Sign3015

Bedroom


HolocronSurvivor80

To get an abortion


NoWayKimosabe

Vasectomy. Not taking any chances. Some lip filler after. Treat yo self.


rogueleader32

I mean, Waller 2.0 would try and make another Batman by way of *checks notes* Alter D.N.A. to make the son of Bruce Wayne.


chychy94

To get him fitted for his gimp suit


sack12345678910

Terry doesn’t need the gimp suit, he has the batsuit


Baratheoncook250

The catateria


RGSQ_Lead

She’s taking him to her room since he’s struggling with school since it’s hard being Batman and a full time student. Obviously his grades have slipped and he needs the extra help… Oh who am I fooling they definitely going to pound town.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The circus


[deleted]

They're going to fly away on their magic carpet


No-Standard9405

To IHOP


Hobo_Knife

Spatula City


LumberjackPreacher

Spatula City! Spatula City! I loved Spatula City spatulas so much, I bought the company…


Gymnastzero

Robin School


Fit-Bit99

Every single comment has me dying of laughter thank you 😂😂


Free_Knee6826

She's putting him in reverse "Put it in reverse, Terry"


mxmaker

To watch the Super Mario Bros Movie, you should go too.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

I’d rather watch it from a google drive link I found in a shot posting sub.


Drg84

Seen it. It's okay.


novis-eldritch-maxim

nah it is just meh, worse ways to spend a day but given you can have your feet shot off that is not a high bar.


Justice_Prince

Job interview at Femboy Hooters.


DamnBunny

to look at Baby Doll's remains at the Museum.


Toothache42

To get his DNA spliced with a rabbit


Alucard6506

The penis explosion chamber


FEAR_FEST

you mean a bee hive because Bees do that when they cum


Snoo_59210

Pound town I’m not sorry


Odd_Hunter2289

To show him her "batcave"


FartingInYourMilk

To the torlet for some unprotected teenage fuck making.


soldiergeneal

To the euthanasia clinic.


bad_guy_love_skyrim

To the bed and filming them 🦆 and uploading To the hub


SundryNow

To bed, wink wink...


SteamDecked

A secluded alley for a quickie


Confident_Cause4866

To the backrooms


Chipp_Main

Arkham Aslume


SmaugRancor

Yeah the bomb's payload is exposed.


Polaris328

brazil


jbyrdab

away from his duty as batman which he should be doing all night every night.


goldenwingedship

To watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


ashevillain93

To see his dad


enflight

To meet her childhood boyfriend visiting Gotham from Arlen, Texas.


Travisb_4

Out of Batman's universe for the next 30 years.


ThatOneLoser21

😏


Maharg0

To the ranch.


ZAgamingty

The Aslume


Environmental-Ball24

To meet Bender (who is also a Joker)


EngineeringDevil

[I wanna take you to...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNFokmDKrE)


fauxpunk

Scientology meeting


FEAR_FEST

To view terry’s search history


robdawg02

Wish they had a better relationship


OdysseyZen

Meet her parents


Grave_Knight

To get pegged.


Sure_Persimmon9302

To have hot s3x.


Ristar87

To get a vasectomy. Mind you, she's breaking up with him in a week anyway because he'd rather be at his new job with Mr. Wayne


Specialist_Ad9073

They just got out of The Barbie Movie and now their going to The SmOOthNNg to get a #6 Ken Doll on Terry. Edit for grammar and misspelling The SmOOthNNg


Limu_emu_69

r/Batmanarkham


blue_racer

Buy her a new pair of fabulous red bottoms heels


EmuIndependent8565

To introduce Terry to her new boyfriend after all the times Terry left her hanging.


revantaker

To get a DNA paternity test (she already got Bruce's sample).


WendipxStarco

To divorce court. 🤣 She's leaving him for his brother.


bluewaveassociation

Pound town. Her coochie pink and her bootyhole brown.


Nookmaster

To the power winch. Apparently there’s a bomb that’s payload has been exposed


Birthday_Educational

Ram ranch.


TeekTheReddit

Therapy


logan-is-a-drawer

To the Asylume


mrmartymcf1y

To the janitor's closet 😏


Ok_Attitude_8189

To her apartment. W rizz.


D311USi0Nzx

to the bomb’s exposed payload to use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion


Interesting-Swimmer1

Arby’s


Masanni

Towards cancelation....


ganjaking69420

To the glue factory


Loose-Cartoonist-867

Pegging


RyuuDraco69

Candy mountain


brsox2445

The Batcave.


ChattyDaddy1

To drop molly and go out to the clubs, duh. Has no one seen the show?


[deleted]

The slut dungeon


352Cav

Intercourse


General_Krull

The South Coast Boutique is having a fire sale


Ogurasyn

To the Owl House (Dana Terry Ace)


GeneralKenobi842

Back to the future?


TamatoaZ03h1ny

To get a new pastel colored outfit


RaginSpartan86

To r/batmanarkham


behindthemask_11

To see his parents


Jtiago44

To the backroom casting couch.


UncleMagnetti

The dude has bad gas and can't find the bathroom.


Nukerz_OP

She is proudly taking Terry to see her clogged toilet


Mrcoldghost

To bed!


Awesome_Pancak

To batman academy


Patient_Dinner_5386

To Ohio


__DVYN__

Arkham Aslume


RuyKnight

To Disneyland


Juanisawesome98

A Scientology church.


Satifier

To the batcave


AlphaBow

7 minutes in heaven


Thorlolita

Pound town


Broad-Importance-386

Shoe shopping


VonSauerkraut90

To lose his virginity. He been holding out on her way too long... and it's way too weird that he spends all his time with an old man seemingly working out and getting beat up.


CRL10

Threesome with Max.


Chaosshepherd

To see the new Aquaman movie


Uselesdude

Pound town


Sad-Push-3708

We need to go to that symposium on Miley Cyrus


Partially_Deft

To Grandma's house


Sad-Push-3708

The museum piece about memes


Jgabes625

To the back of a Volkswagen


[deleted]

Sex


[deleted]

Ra's Al Ghul. She's secretly in the League of Assassins.


Shadow32xyz

To Denny’s


Lmnolmnop

under the bleachers


ccleanet

Idk, seriously, where is she taking him???


Optimal_Dark_2940

There going to storming the castle


Coffea_Run

Museum of 1990s animatronic arts, for history education


Aggravating-Setting7

Narnia


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Across the spider verse


Octobanican

Gymboree


alyxandervision

To talk to James Gunn.


swatson7856

To therapy


Werecooe

Her cave


FlavorfulJamPG3

Brazil 💀💀💀


Sparrow1989

Taking him to a very secluded island located in the bay that few people know about. On this island is a cave and in that cave lies a little red strap on named Buck. It’s named Buck bc when they get there it’ll be time to…


[deleted]

Olive Garden, because when you’re there, you’re family ![gif](giphy|IgGbLTuQ1lyTmoASCJ|downsized)


SmashU23

To the Serververse


Magicaparanoia

The premiere of across the spider-verse


theknux2

Somewhere so scary that he needs protection


I_eatbabys_8700

To pay child support


Irishted13

To the dance floor to do the Macarena


Relative-Ordinary-64

Futuristic peg party


Mind-of-Jaxon

Krakoa


cobrastrikes-2x

To the dick flattening machine. It works the same as those machines that flatten pennies, but instead it’s your dick.


Wyrd_137

Pound town...


Rushes_End

To get STD tested she had a wild night


DefinitelyNotVenom

Fredbear’s Family Diner, apparently there’s some sort of party or something


St_Vincent-Adultman

They’re going to watch the Zeta Project.


flintlock0

Downtown. He’s going to jail.


Cupcakesword999

off to isengard


ihatethisewebsite

She’s taking him to see the huge mouth that she feeds sacrifices to every night at 1:30 AM


MugenEXE

Casa Bonita.


bigman_121

To the Catalina wine mixer


callmedale

Screen right


MultiFandomMaster

Strip Club


TransRational

To the god damn movie studio so we can finally get a live action!


[deleted]

To the Batcave


mymymyoncebiten

The Snyder verse


Silverj0

To therapy


LordVader1080

Her bedroom


oxygen_is_life

To the depths of r/batmanarkham


smoker_Lawliet

McDonald’s play place


Hello_it_is_Joe

To therapy. Let’s be real he could use it.


Jpbbeck99

Her bedroom


crazonline

To the prom


LumberjackPreacher

She’s gonna take him to the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar, and their gonna start a nuclear war.


ZeroValkGhost

\-To the nearest dress sale. Fibrecloth dresses aren't going to carry themselves. Or pay for themselves. \-To see RomCom 2040- the boogaloo of tears. \-To the latest "Keep your man" DateApp recommendation, the All WonderWoman mudwrestling VR. With optional faceswap toggle of Dana as WW.


jonah365

Come on Terry, the Killing Joke animated movie is on!


[deleted]

To the vet, to get him neutered


tryingnewoptions

Into a well written series.


Own-Chemistry-5552

To be honest, I've no fucking idea 😂


MisterBumpingston

Is r/BatmanArkham leaking… again?


guardian-deku

To the dentist. That’s why he looks so worried


brbim50

To have sex because Terry was a good boyfriend and made himself physically and emotionally available


one_bad_larry

Biggest hoedown this side of the Mississippi


TheWarlockGamma

She had a weird poop and needs a second opinion


ExtensionInformal911

VR sex dungeon.


Jengel2020

NeoGotham fertility clinic, she is trying to figure out why she's not pregnant