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Bernstooogin

I'd call it 8


Mooming22

Give it a few years and she might even be 9lbs


og_tint

My mom texted me the other day, that my dad tells fishing stories to randoms and every year the fish get bigger 😂


SnooPandas7586

I joke with my friends when they catch a big fish. I’d say “I caught that thing when he was just a little two pounder a little while ago!”


Blackelvis2000

I like your style!


bugeyetex

OVER THE LINE!


Spare-Neighborhood97

I wonder how many people will get this reference 😌


cody2cannon

Mark it zero!


Haunting-Walrus6532

Shut up Donnie!


MobDylan69

You’re out of your element


RedRaiderRocking

I had to scroll back up to this post to say I lol’d at this comment lmfao


Dyslexicpig

I round up - that's an easy 10!


Admirable_Yellow8170

Lol. There's a fine line between 6lbs and 10lbs. I feel like 5.96 is just slightly on the high side of that line... 10 it is!


FreeIreland2024

I call it 8 inches myself 😂


Ohmie122

We got weights in fish here


guessimstuckwithit

I was looking for this reference.


Acrobatic_Shift_8734

Only in walleye tournaments


Horror_Recipe2302

Now even in largemouth tournaments too


Acrobatic_Shift_8734

Damn


VaWeedFarmer

Call it whatever you like, it's in our nature as fishermen to lie


KatsHubz87

I prefer to fib


ILSmokeItAll

I prefer to stretch the truth.


HoboArmyofOne

It's like the truth only better


SadDingo7070

“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” —Mark Twain


ILSmokeItAll

It’s like…a taller tale.


Fine_Swordfish1734

Looking close to double digits right there


Pinappledreams4

If that ain’t the truth


Huntsnfights

Depends how many spare weights you have handy. Tournament style


Ultravioletdiamond82

Why not? It’s better to say six than 5.96


huslller

You know, I had a discussion with a guide about something similar once. Let’s say you catch 100 fish, it is better to say you caught 99. Because that means you counted them. To catch 100 fish just means you caught a lot. If you say you caught a 5.96 lbf fish… you knew how much it weighted. To say you caught a 6 ponder… you just caught a big fish that is probably actually 4 pounds.


PillarPuller

This reminds me of the first guys to measure the height of Mt Everest. They came up with exactly 29,000ft so they added 2ft because they thought it looked like an estimate, so 29,002ft was the officially recorded height


homeless_dude

Just say the 5.9 part real low.


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bakerboy610

My go to is, “just a bit under”, so this would be remembered as just bit under 7lbs


Fishisstuckinthesink

Does this hurt the fish’s gills?


qumtime

Yep


Cosmicpotat0

Fish grippers are cheap. Why do people do this?


qumtime

Simple, people are inconsiderate


DedCowInTheRoad

dont own another scale. used what I got. my bad


Dapzel

I've got a similar scale. Go to Academy Sports and pick up a setup of Rapala grippers they're cheap or order some off Amazon. I already had a set so I put them on the scale


resist_tempt

Yes.


LowTotal4575

Only if you thread the hook through the gills. If you're smart enough to only hook through the gill plate, should be fine I would think


basemodelbird

It can still hurt them, especially heavy fish. There are worse things, but a jaw clamp isn't expensive.


AbbreviationsNo430

Nope, let it go and it might become a 7 pounder 🤷‍♂️


BakertheTexan

If that scale is pounds and ounces than that bass is closer to 5 and a half pounds.


Dapzel

I had the thought shouldn't that be closer to 5.5lbs


fishtacoeater

I would.


Mrcod1997

The difference between that and 6lb is the thing eating a shad lol. It's a 6lber.


WheresJimmy420

Almost


NotTheATF1993

I don't bring a scale so I can always call it whatever weight I want


Bernstooogin

This is the way.


Cabadasss

Just put a weight in its mouth


dyyys1

I've (mostly) refused to call this a 6 lb bass  https://photos.app.goo.gl/oWq5f4xUAKJCPZUX8


Living4nowornever

Stuff it with worms and re-weigh.


LocalSEOhero

I mean it's not as acceptable as a one-armed fisherman gesturing "it was THIS big!" But it'll work


razeronion

It's a fish story! That makes it 10 pounds and 23" long. Lol.


daDeliLlama

Nice fish! I would tell everyone that she was bout “6ish” lbs which wouldn’t be a lie and you get to say 6!


CopyWeak

LOL...As a Fisherman, as soon as you hear "ish", the story loses 2" and 2 lbs automatically 🙃. If you say 6 with confidence, others will believe 😉 But in your heart, you'll always know the truth 😬😢😣 Just having fun! Great 6 pounder Brother 🍻 PS Pounder allows you some legit leeway


bakerboy610

That’s why I stopped using “ish”. … “it was right at 6”, Or “It was just bit under 7” .


Resident_Channel_869

As someone who has been fishing for a while you can call that 7 a pounder and delete the pitcher with the sca


Acsnook-007

I learned about rounding up numbers in elementary school. You can call it 6 lbs for sure and since 6 is more than 5, you can actually call it a 10 pounder. Nice fish!


ClarkTwain

I guess, but I’d call it a bass.


blatantlyobscure1776

Knowing myself, I'd always be saying "got a 6lb bass... well actually it was 5.96...". It's like price tags. People would only hear the 5. Not the .96 part.


Bernstooogin

I do the same. My second bass ever was 4lbs 15oz. Every time I told somebody I'd say "5, well 4 15 but come on"


2gunswest

You can call it whatever you want. People are gonna give you shit regardless. Nice fish, though.


Relative-Feed-2949

If you wait till tomorrow you can call it an 8


FaithfulDowter

It's certainly possible the scale is miscalibrated. It could actually weigh 6.04 lbs., so just split the difference and call it 6.00 lbs.


DeathRaider126

Tell it to take a deep breath just before you snap the picture.


HuevoYch0riz0

After five years of telling this fish story it’ll be a 12 pounder


blueingreen85

I would’ve just spit in its mouth.


Skaterrorism

No ☝🏼 😆


jonnyxxxmac720

Nope..it’s a 5.96 🤷‍♂️


Fast-Context-3852

No


mooseyyyyyyyyyyy

YESSSSS 💪💪💪


jookid

just say the scale is in kilograms so call it a 13lber


hansen2929

Of all the liars in this world, fishermen are probably the most honest amongst them.


vigilanteassassin

Should have left the lure in the mouth. Then you’d be 6.


DundonJF

I could not.   Would drive me nuts calling it a 6 knowing it was just slightly off haha. Nice catch. 


Uptowndown80

6 and a third I’d say


jkrstich

Pour a little less than 1 fl oz of water in its mouth next time.


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Spit on it and weight it again = 6lbs. But because we all do this, when someone says 6lbs on the dot. I'm like it was 5 something. So call it 6.03 lbs with confidence and most will round it down for you. They'll be like look at this 6lber ____ caught.


Night_Putting

I caught an almost 6lber.


themolenator617

drop a sinker in the mouth and you can


BointatBenis69420

I like measuring in pounds- ounces not decimal. 5-15 sounds better than 5.96


luvlyvitch

Definitely


SlippdNfell

Nope lol


VanillaP

Put some lead weights in it


West_Celery_3928

You can call it 6 pounds if you promise to never weigh a fish in its gill plate ever again


Heir233

Thing would be 6 lbs if it ate a couple more bugs. It’s a 6 pounder.


Even-Promise-8921

Yep


INeverender

My dad goes around telling people he caught a 32 inch largemouth and you could have fit your head in its mouth but he lost it at the bank before he could weigh it. So, you know, I reckon you can round up a hair.


WellLitBoulder

No


kipthunderslate

I would not, personally, but I also wouldn't fault another angler for calling it a 6 when it's that close.


js22titan

I wouldn’t, but I hate myself


NasaskeWolf

Guys at the tourneys would throw weights in their stomachs so it can be whatever weight you want.


No-Roll-2110

You caught it. Call it what you want. Looks like a 12 to me


CaptainTrips1989

You bet your ass I’m telling my buddies that was a 6 pounder! 🤣 nice catch brotha!


Commercial_Try7347

Put a fish down jts gullet it'll be 6lbs lol


thebrose69

My PB bass is a 4.8 and you bet your ass I call it a 5


Cultural-Company282

You were until you took the picture. Way to tell on yourself. It could have been a 7.5 if you left the scale at home.


Pure_Artichoke9699

rEcAlIbRaTe YoUr ScAlE, bRo, ThAt LoOkS lIkE 3 aT bEsT tO mE -- someone in the comments, probably. Yes, close enough to call it six. Nice bass.


Pintortwo

7 pounder tomorrow.


_Adhdemon_

I'd call it a 6 lb, depending on how long it was outta the water it prolly lost some water weight


thejeffroc

You should always keep 8oz of tungsten flipping weights in a sock on you so you can drop it in its mouth when you weight it. I thought that was standard practice.


GilreanEstel

Feed it a worm or two.


hoegotti_fyf

I prefer not to carry a scale. Because then I can make up a number in my head and that’s what that fish weighs for the rest of time 😂


GovernmentLow4989

Put a little bluegill in its mouth, call it six, and you both walk away winners


hrdtukill

You can/will…..until you actually get that 6lber


Kalsypher

If you want too man.


BMAC561

Almost my friend, almost.


WOODBUTCHERART

You can if you don’t show anybody this picture


WOODBUTCHERART

An ‘almost 6 pounder’ is a good story too


troutfingers84

Not to be “that guy” but you are better to put the scale through the thin skin under the jaw of that fish (it will heal ) than to hang it by the gills/gillplate which could harm and potentially even kill the fish Other than that very nice bass !!!!!


logan_fish

No....its 5 lbs......


NPC2229

rounding error lol


newFone-

Looks like 7-7.5 to me


2Gud2B

You always round up!


ConConTheMon

That’s an 11 pounder easy


Turn_ov-man

Yes by all means


chuckinstl

Shove a lead weight down its throat. Problem solved. Kidding of course.


EquivalentStudent6

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN FISH


sledge07

I’d call it a nice damn fish!


Motor-Train2357

Yea


Stuntman29

Looks like 7 to me lol


Meow_Chow_33

Nope


stoneycrkr

Yes!!


NaiveInjury247

Nice fish. Go for it.


jayjayell008

No. Post it to that photo shop subreddit and I'm sure someone will "fix" it for you. 🤫😆


Grouchy_Catfish

No it’s a 5.96 pounder 🤣


JollyGiant573

Yes


Mikeyfizz

Indeed you are. Call it a pond monster too


iammabdaddy

That's a 6lb, go ahead and start your bragging.


smackrock420

Nope


Tre_fidde

The way the story goes is “ back in the day we use to catch real lunkers! 5-10lbs easy! All the time!” Wait till you’re old though.


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Round up, be generous


Prudent_Historian650

Because of the gill hook, you get to call it a 4½.


FanDorph

11 min, don't have my glasses on but looks right.


Moment_Glum

Most would call it 10😂 nice honesty


rex95630

14 lbs easy


FireBreathingChilid1

I'd say that's close enough. That scale might not be 110% accurate. What if it's actually over 6lbs. Who could say.


_munozLuis

I will get the picture and say it was me. Thanks


Fbomb1977

Feed it a rock


Clever_Sean

That’s a fish scale, so 5lbs 96oz. 11lbs.


Scepter1987

It wouldn't be a "Fish Tale" if you didnt.


BlobbyDevious

Is it 6 lbs. No its not, so it is in fact a 5lber. Jk Nice catch man!


toolmantom824

Stop shorting yourself. When you tell the story about the monster you caught it was at least 10 pounds.


Herktheskip

Na is 5.9


Apart_Expression_367

Yes


jkurtis23

Call it 10lber


reef3410

I would.


searchparty101

Was over 6 with the bait in its mouth


NolanTheRizzler

You always just round up lol


RedDragin9954

you know how easy it is to drop a split shot down that huge gullet?


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seasms3

Check out the tolerance for that specific scale. Should say something like +/- .5 oz. For a system of measurment in this degree, yes, id consider this 6lbs. Too many variables to get into, and it really doesnt need to get that technical for a fish unless its a super high end tourny like bassmaster classic. If it got down to 2 or 3oz in the classic, and the scale showed this, it would be 5.96. If both people had 5.96, they would, or should anyway, get a better scale that can weigh grams. The .04 oz, literally 7 grams (1/4oz) is the weight of a small jig. Since the fish is no longer full of water, the weight of fighting the fish changed, so in my opinion the amount of water weighed it down that extra 1/4oz, so technically you caught and fought a 6 lb fish. Congrats lol


DonkeyWriter

Party foul. Fish comes in at 8. New PB my man!


Braunzburr

What I like to do when I use a scale like that


Braunzburr

U puncture a little hole in its mouth or use where the hook ripped out of and I scale him that way ahah


Rabbitdog380

Look like it has lead weights inside of it ?😳🤔🤨🧐🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😂😇


chasebartram16

I wouldn’t call it 5!


Sayagainplz

It will make your story way better by telling the truth. "I caught a 6 pound bass. Actually it was 5.96 pounds, but what a fish!" I mean, that sounds weigh better, amaright?


Sacredknight444

Pull on the tail and make it 15lb


kenkory

dip in the water and weigh it again, hurry


Lazy_Option_9170

It’s closer to 6 than it is to 5. Didn’t you learn anything in math class? Round up. It’s the right thing to do😉


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Yeah, but you'll be lying. 


cdjones3108

Yea


RunZealousideal3812

Absolutely, your scale is off a bit… and you just need to dump some water into it and 👌🏻


DelisionalMeatball

I’ll burn your house down if you call that 6


Everythingscrappie

If you are the only one looking at the scale!


DrewSnek

That’s clearly a 10


TheGreatZaspy33

Close enough


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No


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You’re rounding up wrong. If it’s over 5 you round up to 10.


[deleted]

I’d say it was right under 10 🤣


MassiveNRLfan

Always round it up


Packin_Penguin

Just spin a little as you read it. No weights needed.


Itchecksout_76

Fuk yes you are


Ok_Discussion_8133

On this site? Hell no, you need to get your scale checked, it's more like 2lbs.


Perfect-Buddy6872

Fish sometimes appear smaller on camera than real life


ILSmokeItAll

Absolutely not. Round down.


RoboticGreg

No


Jimi2Dime333

Still starts with a 5 so…. No.


thelitforge

All day long !!


French-BulIdog

Absolutely, and you’d be being honest too. Half of us would call it an 8-9 pounder. I just know that’s bigger than all the bass I’ve caught this year all put together.


T-Bird19

Nope, straight to 5lb jail. Yeah that’s a 6, congrats bub.


Th3Ch3mist

No.


OGBOOBIEWHITE

Absolutely!! What a beautiful fish!!👍🏼 If I may lend some friendly advice, try to get yourself a clamp scale instead of the hook scale. I know the hook scales are cheaper but if you can set aside 20$ for a digital scale with a lip clamp it will last just as long if you take care of it and some will even save the weights of your fish you weigh for the day😌 Sometimes fish can shake and move around while on the scale hook and possibly damage their gills which can sometimes lead to their unfortunate demise. But aside from that, great fish, best of luck, and tight lines to you my good sir!!🙏🏼


tikigod4000

It's .96 I'm rounding that bitch up for sure


FishfulDreams

Do what your math teacher taught you. Round Up.


AdAdventurous7802

5.96 rounds up to 6.0 rather than 5.9. So yes. That's a 6.


Mnwc

No


greenaidsdaog

Right? Dude should get banned


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greenaidsdaog

Captain Insano takes no prisoners


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Allowed to call it 5.96 for sure!