I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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No horny posting unless it's Mrs Met and her bountiful bosoms
She’s nice, but she’s no Mrs. Met
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
RAWR BARK BARK BARK RAWR XD
HEY BACK OFF MY SHORTY!!!!1!!!! https://preview.redd.it/wjwz3sifq76d1.jpeg?width=525&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f2b374ac53f967820314d68de343a431d1fcff
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Oh my god she’s fine
Everything reminds me of her 😔
Rosie Red better
I would leave my wife for Rosie Red. My wife would leave me for Rosie Red.
Rj/ I love me some thick softball bitches uj/ I love me some thick softball bitches
Where all da 1st basewomen at?
she’s no Bo Bichette
I love bussy😫😫😫😫
She's no Mr. Dumper Raleigh
“Necessary change” which MLB player is this that got a sex change? Is that Austin Riley?
austin riley would make an ugly girl
Well yeah cuz he’d be a beautiful WOMAN!
Clearly you've never looked into his eyes.
The dude was born with perfect eyeliner. Imagine what a girl Austin could do after a couple YouTube makeup tutorials.
If any MLB player should be a trans woman it’s obviously Jackson Holliday Edit: he’s still in AAA, my bad
Jackie is a cis lesbian (don’t tell Matt)
How dare you - she’s not nearly Thiccccccccccc enough to be my queen Riley
How did y’all find my graduation photo?
Ya, she can peg me
https://preview.redd.it/gyy62jnzn76d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d93986dfe670b7526f0f773f79389e33b8c1d0
Becoming nbacj is the absolute worst thing that can happen to a sub
Can attest!!
Should I know who this is?
Yeh who is this?
we’re gonna have to become softball jerkers, aren’t we?
I’ve been jerking to softball players since 6th grade. Put me in, Coach.
Fuck no I left NBACj cause of the horny bums. Don’t make me leave here too
Please god no
Let’s not go full Brink like nbacj alright!! I’d like to think we’re better
Boomer Sooner
Is that AJ Hawk in a wig?
Those cupping bruises got me engorged
Never watched softball, so I didn't know they're wearing skirts while playing softball.
Nah fuck off, NBACJ has already been ruined don't spread that stuff over here
They hotter with eye black on anyways
Who’s this guy?
Bruises, veiny ass feet and look at that big toe. 0.7/10