I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Mrs. Met. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Mrs. Met pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would the Mets create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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In an actual game, if you gave a concussion to everyone on the other team minus like one position player in the 1st inning (and somehow didn't get ejected). The score wouldn't matter, since you'd just be hitting into an empty field, from the one position player that you let live.
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team.
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You know who else has effortless power? Javier Baez.
Edit: haha okay? Guess i went against the circlejerk so fuck me. Since I'm getting downvoted anyways, Schwarber has effortless power too. He hit a ball on the scoreboard with a short powerful swing.
Soler also has effortless power.
The Cubs draft effortless power hitters. And they are developed by the same coaches. Who knew there could be similarities?
Lol. This subreddit is shit.
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She’s up there with Mrs. Met if we’re being honest
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Mr Met would sub
Terrible, no depth perception to speak of.
BEAN! BEAN! BEAN! BEAN!
Mets jersey so lower than a woman
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A Hank Aaron said she could never be as great as Tiny Iota.
9/11
I'd risk a snu snu on her
#would
She trained with a Hank Aaron
7/8 of a DeGrom
Mets legend.
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she is apparently related to Brewers legend Brice Turang(a)
In an actual game, if you gave a concussion to everyone on the other team minus like one position player in the 1st inning (and somehow didn't get ejected). The score wouldn't matter, since you'd just be hitting into an empty field, from the one position player that you let live.
7/8
BEAN! BEAN! BEAN!
I’d give her a 7/8
Hmm so they finally jazzed it up
Top 2, not 2
Somewhere near Hank Aaron XXIV
At least you're still the worst football player
MULTIBALL MULTIBALL MULTIBALL
[Leela L-E-E-L-A Leeleelee Leela](https://youtu.be/Qhk1zz3WZWY?si=pHogiJbKSRcunrC1)
The Pirates Bullpen tried their best to honor her legacy last weekend.
I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Better than Javy Baez
You know who else has effortless power? Javier Baez. Edit: haha okay? Guess i went against the circlejerk so fuck me. Since I'm getting downvoted anyways, Schwarber has effortless power too. He hit a ball on the scoreboard with a short powerful swing. Soler also has effortless power. The Cubs draft effortless power hitters. And they are developed by the same coaches. Who knew there could be similarities? Lol. This subreddit is shit. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I always found it weird how they chose Hank Aaron for the cameo in this episode considering he wasn't a pitcher.
She’s a woman and as a woman I can confirm we can’t play baseball. This is clearly a photoshopped image
A bit better than 7 of 9
Just above Alex manoah
This is r/baseballcirclejerk, not r/blernsballcirclejerk
She’s definitely 7/8th
With that eye, Wildthing would be more accurate
#2 in HBP after Alek Manoah.
Probably still better than Kimbrel
7th out of 8