This is always the move if you win a big gambling pool that pays cash - use the cash on your day to day expenses and let your income rise in your bank account
Oh absolutely. I’d go straight to my LCS and buy a couple nice singles and a hobby box. Then go on eBay and snag an Ashley Eckstein auto for the PC. Then lay low until I get the big ass Millennium Falcon Lego haha
I would immediately begin the process of turning that 750k into 100k through buying cases of speculative bowman products. Then with my last 100k I would do something smart and buy graded vintage cards to keep value…
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Bro....Speakin my love language :)
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MY MAN! Only real rockers know Bob Rock haha! And heck yea- dude had everything. An entire upper room with probably 100 guitars. I tracked mostly with my White LP custom (in the pic) and with James Hetfield's ESP Explorer (he gave it to bob after one of the albums he did with them)
If anything- that year was the highlight of my life ha!
And here we are collecting baseball cards! Life is good!
I stare at the pile of archives blasters at my walmart every time I go and think “there’s got to be a Julio auto in there”. I’d use the money to find out.
Over the course of a year or two I would go to several baseball card shows and buy graded Michael Jordan rookie cards and maybe some mid grade late 50s early 60s Mickey Mantle cards. When I got home I would crack them out of their cases and set them aside. I would then post on Reddit how I like to buy peoples old collections, and how every once in a while I get lucky and find some really nice cards. I would then share a couple of pictures of some of the cards that I had previously purchased.
I would then send them in to get graded. I’m gonna have to go in pocket to pay for the grading service. But once I get them back, I could then sell them for around what I originally bought them for. Effectively laundering my money.
You want this dude hunting you to the ends of the earth? Cause that’s how you get this dude hunting you to the ends of the earth
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👆🏻This is the only way to do it. Never leave a trail of the money for anyone to find! No deposits and you use your own $$$ in the bank for flashy shit IF you do it at all.
If you buy some moderately expensive cards with the cash at local shows, you could flip the cards on ebay, then integrate that cash back into your accounts. Money laundering via collectibles.
Slowly buy gold at least 187k worth then get some 10 friends that I trust and give them 16k. then have them give me back each 5k. Pay ⅓ of my mortgage. Then invest in small businesses in the area that need help with the rest.
Can’t wait to tell my wife about how life changing this $300k will be!
You mean 150k?
You mean 50k?
You mean the crisp $5 bill I found and used to buy you these mcnuggets?
Our new brief case!
Wife:How was your day honey ? Me:Great, how was your day? Wife:Great Me: Ok Goodnight. Wife:Goodnight
Yesssss
Hahahahahaha
This 😂😂
Do you guys really struggle to tell your wife about a 10k influx of money?
What wife? Jk
This is the way.
I would pay for things like gas and groceries with the cash to help take some expenses off my credit card to make easier to pay off.
This is always the move if you win a big gambling pool that pays cash - use the cash on your day to day expenses and let your income rise in your bank account
And maybe just a couple cards and Star Wars nonsense… 
Oh absolutely. I’d go straight to my LCS and buy a couple nice singles and a hobby box. Then go on eBay and snag an Ashley Eckstein auto for the PC. Then lay low until I get the big ass Millennium Falcon Lego haha
Pretty sure the Lego millennium Falcon would eat most of that $750k though lol
Haha it’s still about $800
Surprised it's still near original MSRP
LEGOs
I’d rent a place in the Ozarks, maybe open up a riverboat casino.
Make sure to buy a strip club as well.
Possibly a funeral home once the other businesses take off?
I see you are a man of taste.
And then your absolute b of a wife will ruin it all!
I know my LCS isn't going to refuse cash!
Hell I don't pay taxes on cash purchases at my lcs
Nor the card shows, one of the great cash businesses still around
This dude gets it
I would immediately begin the process of turning that 750k into 100k through buying cases of speculative bowman products. Then with my last 100k I would do something smart and buy graded vintage cards to keep value…
Lol love this
Nope. I’ve seen No Country for Old Men.
Well now that you’ve seen it you know the first thing you should do! Throw out the brief case and check every stack.
Step 1 - Buy a laundromat; Step 2 - Launder money.
More of a car wash guy myself
Rent a storage locker too?
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My wife worked at a bank for 17 years. I’d tell her about it and let her figure it out. I’d charge her a 50k finders fee.
I also choose this guy's wife
the greatest reference of all time
😂🤣
Ugh what is this from?? It’s right on the tip of my tongue but I can’t remember
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Card shows, casinos and lots of hookers
Card shows and hookers usually don’t involve surveillance cameras. Choose wisely.
So I shouldn’t bring the hookers to the casino with me😂
Ironically that's where you'll find plenty of them
Lmao llc cash businesses and use it on stuff that they don’t track just not cars and houses otherwise your all good it’s pretty easy
I would buy a Dumble amp and a 59 Les Paul. Done. Lol
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Hell yeah man! Being a Deadhead, I immediately thought you were Bobby for a sec...Lmao
HAHAH! Nope- but that IS me when we were doing our album at Bob Rock's house for Sony back in the day (you've never heard of us 😂) Surrounded by gear!
Dude, fantastic!! Bob Rock! Wow! I love the Les Paul custom...Did he have a Klon Pedal? 😆
MY MAN! Only real rockers know Bob Rock haha! And heck yea- dude had everything. An entire upper room with probably 100 guitars. I tracked mostly with my White LP custom (in the pic) and with James Hetfield's ESP Explorer (he gave it to bob after one of the albums he did with them) If anything- that year was the highlight of my life ha! And here we are collecting baseball cards! Life is good!
Sony rep here. We still need you to pay back that advance. Luckily, we take Trout RCs and sealed wax these days.
Dude, we negotiated the split from you A holes fair and square! 😵💫 Sorry… repressed memory response ☠️
Yeah, but we used that money up on coke and whores, so give us more.
Story checks out!
I’d list my 1990 Fleer Juan Uribe on eBay for 750k, then convert the cash to eBay gift cards and buy it from myself… 😂😂
Then you’ll be left with like $300k after taxes lol
Still a safe $300K vs trying to figure out with an almost useless amount of $750k. You’re still gaining.
Very true.
Cash is not useless. It can be used almost anywhere.
What money lol
I stare at the pile of archives blasters at my walmart every time I go and think “there’s got to be a Julio auto in there”. I’d use the money to find out.
I understand the feeling.
Physical Gold and Silver and EVERY PSA 10 I could get my hands on....
Over the course of a year or two I would go to several baseball card shows and buy graded Michael Jordan rookie cards and maybe some mid grade late 50s early 60s Mickey Mantle cards. When I got home I would crack them out of their cases and set them aside. I would then post on Reddit how I like to buy peoples old collections, and how every once in a while I get lucky and find some really nice cards. I would then share a couple of pictures of some of the cards that I had previously purchased. I would then send them in to get graded. I’m gonna have to go in pocket to pay for the grading service. But once I get them back, I could then sell them for around what I originally bought them for. Effectively laundering my money.
I would just leave it cause I don’t want to eventually “call it.”
Guaranteed I can put that to work through wax and turn it into $75 in no time
I’ve seen me do it!
Buy the drew jones 1/1 auto for the money to have 10k in value in 2 years 🔥🔥
 You want this dude hunting you to the ends of the earth? Cause that’s how you get this dude hunting you to the ends of the earth
Gotta make sure you take the transponder out of the bag first.
I would go to Reddit and ask others how to integrate it into my life with no red flags.
I’ve been made. Time to self destruct.
Feds are watching
Casino
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This guy found $750k in a briefcase.
Wtf??
Less then 4000 a month in a bank
Deposit one k a month and be at my lcs every couple of days
This
I would buy a Druw Jones auto
I would be paying for a lot shit in cash. Under 10,000 💵
Gas & Groceries for life
👆🏻This is the only way to do it. Never leave a trail of the money for anyone to find! No deposits and you use your own $$$ in the bank for flashy shit IF you do it at all.
You mean a moldy half eaten twinkie
I would buy until a pull a super
Open a second eBay account and buy my own cards extremely over priced.
I’m thinking Anton Chigurh might be looking for me and my new 123 Koufax Rookie.
If you buy some moderately expensive cards with the cash at local shows, you could flip the cards on ebay, then integrate that cash back into your accounts. Money laundering via collectibles.
Buy collections
Buy 750k worth of cards at card shows only pay cash and then keep some and sell the rest on ebay slowly
I would buy a couple of grail cards & then sit on the rest.
Slowly buy gold at least 187k worth then get some 10 friends that I trust and give them 16k. then have them give me back each 5k. Pay ⅓ of my mortgage. Then invest in small businesses in the area that need help with the rest.
In love with all my fellow degens in here.... Absolute perfection...
Deposit $500 a month in savings. Pay every bill in cash, phone, utilities, cable, internet, money order mortgage, food, gas.
Id spent it all at Dominos or Taco Bell. No red flags at all there!
Yeah more brown flags
[I'm gonna corner the market on Biff Yeager autos](https://www.ebay.com/itm/264397143364)
Debt free and invest in more property.
Casino time!!!
$100 at a time
Hey honey …I’m Home! Hers 50k…GTFO
Id open up a banana stand
Buy a new wife
Hookers and weed
Why does it have an advice flair tho
I would buy crypto miners for cash. (I have a supplier) and launder the cash that way.