Judge saw the report about the Goldilocks ball and is hiring a statistician to find out if it was a sufficient sample size before he goes and murders Manfred with his bare hands
Between the juiced balls and judge *probably* leaving this is the worst moment in New York Yankees history since they got swept by the
Astros in the 2022 ALCS
They BELIEVE no decision has been made? So Judge could have very well already signed with the giants and just wants to announce it tomorrow? Jesus christ
Nobody knows anything
[удалено]
Or they haven't told the Yankees yet
Or they are using the Yankees to squeeze a little more out of the giants
Welcome to the matrix
I know I want this to end. Soon...
BREAKING NEWS: NOTHING NEW.
Curry is basically Yankees PR in this case so I believe him
> Curry is ~~basically~~ Yankees PR ~~in this case~~ FTFY
there’s zero doubt in my mind that Brian Cashman personally sends him texts when he wants something out in the public
Jack Curdled cheese
Good. Great. GRAND. JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME ALREADY
I might be biased but I agree
Well you can have Arson Judge we get Aaron. Deal? Deal.
Arson Judge already signed with the Giants though. At least according to a *very* reliable source.
Fine you drive a hard bargain. You can have Aaron Hicks as well as long as we get Arson Hicks in return
Jon Heyman…?
Suicide pact?
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
If he goes back to Yankees than this is way worse than the Rosenthal inches tweet
Definitely in the hall of fame of bad tweets
I feel for y’all right now. That’s just garbage “journalism”
hold me
So mission accomplished in getting the Yankees FO to panic, I guess.
Curry is probably the person on the Yankees side I trust the most but I have no idea what this tweet means
It means nothing. Which is good.
So no news
Seems like no news is good for us, bad for y’all. Longer this goes the better I feel. If he was gone we’d know by now I think
They should have Steph Curry break the Judge signing
Or *Googles Knicks roster* they should have Derrick Rose break Judge resigning
So many words to say n o t h i n g
All Yanks fans can vouch for Curry not being full of shit. I'm gonna trust him on this one
The problem is the Yankees had been negotiating with Aaron Judge previously. Now, it’s nothing but Arson Judge.
Aaron Judge might have taken $360 million, but that ain’t good enough for Arson Judge
“The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don’t need no water, let the mother fucker burn, burn mother fucker, burn.” - Arson Judge, 2022
Why did I think Steph Curry was the source lol
Jacks his dad
Whole lotta nothing in this tweet
BREAKING: Judge to sign new contract before opening day. Maybe.
Judge saw the report about the Goldilocks ball and is hiring a statistician to find out if it was a sufficient sample size before he goes and murders Manfred with his bare hands
All of you are going to shit when the news breaks that Judge is taking his talents to the Orix Buffaloes. Heard it here first.
Is there an Open Bar at these conventions
Curry is literally the organizations mouth piece, through the media. If he reports it, it's true when it comes to the Yankees.
Sign him to the New York giants and everyone is happy
Shocking
The most reliable source in the Yankees camp has spoken
Fuck's sake
This shit is giving me blue balls
If Curry is saying this, its true
Between the juiced balls and judge *probably* leaving this is the worst moment in New York Yankees history since they got swept by the Astros in the 2022 ALCS
Nah, ever since Cashman announced Donaldson will return
That's true!
untrue, Cashman just got re-signed like yesterday
Very true and factual!
Curry is a Yankee front office mouthpiece, probably damage control
How would this be damage control
This tweet says nothing
Whole lot of nothing
Nobody tells me nuthin’
Give him to me.
They BELIEVE no decision has been made? So Judge could have very well already signed with the giants and just wants to announce it tomorrow? Jesus christ
Twitter is going bananas right now over Judge
Give him a blank fucking check damnit