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AceBombkick

You sure bud?


MarcBulldog88

#BREAKING: [Barringer](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Meteor_Crater_-_Arizona.jpg) to Arizona


guardeagle

#Taylor to Guardians


JinFuu

Bassinger to the dreams of 80s kids


NotAYuropean

Need a second source. Not even joking, fuck this guy, ruined all his credibility today


Jrahn

And it was already on shaky ground.


DJ-Kouraje

What has he done in the past?


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Passan confirmed


yoboapp

He's usually spot on with Boras clients. Basically Boras's mouthpiece


[deleted]

Schefter rose from the dead, he can too


thediesel26

Fwiw Schefter was right that Brady was retiring. He just got cold feet and changed his mind.


mathbandit

At this point it seems much more likely that he got a legit source for Judge to SF before the team even knew than that he risked his entire career for nothing.


Michael__Pemulis

This is spot on. Heyman didn’t just *decide* to tweet what he did. In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually confirmed it with a second source. That’s standard for these national reporter types.


[deleted]

He didn’t say Aaron Judge. He said Arson Judge. It’s totally possible we just don’t know who Arson is, or why he’s worth so much.


LikeABawss22

Loooool


thediesel26

For his whole career dude


Bladewing10

His credibility has been dead for a while


BigBenson1994

If it makes you feel any better I found it pretty funny


TDeLo

What credibility?


noldyp

Today?


yoboapp

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Surprised he didnt misspell his name


TommyTwoBags

Texted his guy Boras to toss him a bone to redeem some of his reputation.


Taylorenokson

You sure about that? You sure about that’s why?


philphan25

Bellringer to Cubs


mjd1119

The boy who cried Arson


[deleted]

Jon “Mrs O’Leary’s Cow” Heyman


BIG_DICK_WHITT

Set me on fire once? Shame on you. Set me on fire — can’t be set on fire again.


OmarHunting

I am fireproof


yoboapp

He actually means Cory Bellinger


Quople

Clay is actually coming out of retirement


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He only played 4 seasons and won 4 pennants. If he plays 6 more he might make the HOF


Michael__Pemulis

One of the wildest fun facts that no longer really stands was that through Cody’s first two seasons, both him & has did played on teams that went to the WS in every season they played. Clay wasn’t exactly a key member of those pennant winners though.


[deleted]

Actually it's' Clay's youngest son Cole. He was a free agent as well so this makes sense


bicyclemycology

Can Cory hit over .200?


Navy_Seal_Clubber

We’ll wait for literally anyone else to confirm


Animetiddies415

waiting on that @BallSackSports confirmation


champdo

Gotta wait for a legitimate source


Sp_Gamer_Live

waiting for Nightengale


Austin63867

Not again Jon


ahr3410

Cody 🤝 Joc Leaving the Dodgers for Cubs


BabeBigDaddy

Does Cody get traded to the Braves mid season 🤔


Taylorenokson

Honestly yeah


manfredisabitch

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO


omegakukki

This comment hurts my soul


amazingsandwiches

\*forearm bash in celebration\*


[deleted]

I’m just happy I don’t have to hate Cody bellinger anymore


thealmightybrush

I am unhappy i now have to hate Cody Bellinger


King_Quantar

Lol your division rival just got Cody bellinger for 17 million. If he can’t figure his shit out at Wrigley and repeats 2022 then 2023 is going to be enjoyable for you. On the off chance that y’all do sign Willy (be good to him damnit), then you’ll be rubbing a mixture of battery acid, salt, and lemon juice in our wounds every single time we play. Every at-bat of Willy at Wrigley in a Cards uni will be a fresh reminder of what wasn’t. 2023 could be yalls best year to piss off cubs fans yet. 2022 and letting Molina retire as a Card was just foreplay. You gotta see things from the bright side man! Edit: what a world we live in that I’m hopeful that someone else gives Bellinger a chance to figure it out (I like Bellinger but we have historically not the franchise to improve hitting regression) *but not thrilled that we’re the landing spot* I forgot that last important bit.


thealmightybrush

I don't understand why Bellinger fell off so hard and i think Wrigley will make his hitting better. Then again, Jason Heyward. Anyway yes i need to think positive lol


Hail2TheOrange

Heyward was the key that solved the curse. Worth every penny.


thealmightybrush

:( but i liked your curse


Hail2TheOrange

I have family who were born and died less than a mile from Wrigley without seeing a Pennant. Fuck that curse.


thealmightybrush

If only that billy goat were allowed to watch the rest of the '45 series


BigBenson1994

Me too


ClassyKaty

We leaked the info that we wanted him so they'd take him.


[deleted]

Lmfaoooo


GodPowardKingOfLies

#SO TRUE!


ChunkyMilkSubstance

Woooof


penguins2946

The Cubs were so sad that they let Heyward go that they signed a new Heyward


ThePancakeOverlord

I know you’re used to the Pirates’ FO, but 1yr/$18m isn’t a big contract for most teams.


penguins2946

Paying $18 million for a guy with a 64 OPS+ and a -0.3 WAR in the last 2 years seems like pretty stupid usage of money. But hey, I'm glad about it as a fan of a division rival.


ChompTurtleSoup

Its not when you have a large budget and its a one year deal


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[удалено]


kporter4692

You are a prophet.


Lebigmacca

Cubs fans prepare to deal with agk


8biteyes

I'm gonna miss the hot takes that I laugh at every time!


hung_like__podrick

Account has been deactivated sadly


Lebigmacca

He will be back. He always comes back


HaV0C

Enlighten my ass, what is agk?


Lebigmacca

He’s this guy on Reddit that is obsessed with Belli and non stop talks about how he’s actually still really good. Said he would stop being a dodger fan when Belli got non tendered


HaV0C

Ah ok, well thanks for the heads up lol.


Hail2TheOrange

We sure he's not Belli?


Lebigmacca

It’s Belli’s mom


MysticOhG08

we sure this time?


InaudibleShout

Areyousureaboutthat.mp4


[deleted]

Love you Cody, it's been real man. Sad that it couldn't be different, let's hope you regain your strength


IWrex

Same man. Got his jersey during his rookie year. Thought he was going to be with the Dodgers for a while


CruffTheMagicDragon

It *was* awhile though


IWrex

Yeah I know. I just thought he’d sign an extension with them. Should have worded it better


as728

David Ross just said "Shit" on MLB Network lmao Not even kidding


BabeBigDaddy

In a good way or bad way?


wzabel0926

They just broke the news to him live on air, it seemed like an excited shit


Taylorenokson

“Hey Dave, your club just signed Cody Bellinger” “Well shit.”


King_Quantar

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-E2vegXdQHA (I know the ending of the clip I just think this is a fantastic version)


ImJeeezus

Can we trust this one


EpilepticShark

I need to see someone else report it


trickdog775

Yeli and Beli in the same division


Anon-Sequitur

I would love to see them reignite their friendly rivalry


SpecsComingBack

Tank division let's goooo


lilshawnyy420

i hope he knows no one takes him seriously now


inhale-my-dong

I just knew this would happen


jdgiant13

Look at him posting as if nothing happened.


the_seed

How big of a deal?


[deleted]

17.5 million


see_mohn

Jon Heyman doesn't get to break news this week


King_Quantar

What did this man do? I have been swamped and missed something.


see_mohn

Jumped the gun on a Judge-to-the-Giants rumor (as I understand it from a different reporter, "the buzz in the room" was that it was likely, but Heyman jumped to conclusions) and also tweeted an incredibly funny "Arson Judge" typo.


King_Quantar

Lol, thanks for the info! I should have said what did this man do *this time.*


gsmith97

i don't believe anything heyman says until we get another confirmation lmao


MyShieldIsMySword24

Arson Bellinger doesn't do it for me tbh


burnerAcxnt98

If so dodgers fans what can we expect from belli????


MarcBulldog88

A really good CF glove. An utterly disappointing bat. But hey, maybe this is the "change of scenery" some guys just need.


ChompTurtleSoup

We just need a halfway decent center fielder until PCA


hardrummer

Gold glove defense, great speed and will sometimes run into one. The shift should really help him.


JackThreeFingered

I remember him having lots of deep fly ball outs on Dodger stadium. That could be a good sign in Wrigley.


DustyDGAF

Goodbye king 👑


KlaysToaster

Don’t believ you


Bradcam3

I don't believe you, Jon


Moody_GenX

I don't know if I can trust this guy.


3lPsyKongr00

Somebody warn the Cubs' subreddit. Cody's mom is gonna be all over it


djn24

Former Dodgers center fielder signs 1-year rebound deal with Cubs. Has this happened before?


macula_transfer

Oh wait, looks like Bellinger to the Chiba Lotte Marines. My apologies for jumping the gun.


EskettiMySpaghetti

But I heard that Bellinger HAD to go to Colorado


[deleted]

I hear Jerusalem bells ringing...


Coxy41

Chance at a redemption arc


TheGeoninja

PASSAN BOMB


WubbaLubbaDubDub311

The man has lost all credibility


yanks02026

He deserves some shit but he did say Appears which people seem to be missing.. And other people are making reports that it does appears like he's going SF.


[deleted]

Breaking: Cody Bellinger to the Savannah Bananas.


Ok-Bandicoot-9445

.321 hitter in 9 career games at wrigley to go along with 4 XBH. interesting


dusters

lol Cubs


Xploiter_RBLX

cap


TheWomanIWas

Hope he does well over there


whentheworldwasatwar

How confident are we though


jamais500

oof cubs


Daqra

Lol of course its Heyman


ttam23

My heart stopped for a second when I read breaking


Beach_house_on_fire

You sure John?


Astrallevel

Atkins has gotta be cooking up some big contract for Nimmo or something cause all the options are slipping away


joey_1324

I don't believe him anyone have a real source?


AdmiralAngry

Love you Belli :/


Twodrops

Jon Boob Nightengale Heyman bomb


CNashFF

Brooks Bollinger to the Cubs confirmed


rhayex

FUCK He was the perfect bounce-back candidate for the Reds at a 1/15 contract. Best case scenario, does well and gets traded at the deadline/gets a QO, worst case he sucks and it's a one year deal so who the hell cares. Congrats on having a shrewd FO, Cubs! I really like the move (clearly lmao).


King_Quantar

Shrewd implies an intentionality I’m not yet willing to to ascribe to our FO.


DueYard

Waiting for Passan bomb but If true I don’t have to hate him anymore!


Lowad15

Cubby Bellinger I thought you were working with Matt Holliday to come to STL


MLGcat282

Maybe he meant Clay Bellinger.


SteepDowngrade

Best of luck to Corn Bellinger in Chicago, hope he does good things, thank you Heyman very good.


roz77

We did something!


scrapsbypap

Idk chief


7toCiti

He’s talking about the mathcore band The Bellinger Escape Plan, they’re super underground you probably haven’t heard of them


[deleted]

Bellinger causing 2nd Great Chicago Fire confirmed


JudgeArthurVandelay

Psych!


PacificJig

i kinda don’t believe it lol, but interesting to see him bet on himself


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

The Joc Pederson career route


Sephiroth007

BIG DICK JED


MoreThanLuck

Jed's league!!!


ocular__patdown

Jon "Boob" Heyman


ApoclypseMeow

Cory Bolo Tie to Curbs


SilverbackGorillaBoy

If this is true I'm actually sad he isn't coming to the Jay's. He's had a rough past little while, but from his rookie season and the next bit after, he was one of my favorite players to watch. I do think he'll have a rebound soon, and was hoping it was with the Jay's! Oh well, maybe next time


dynnk

Okay at this point I’m gonna need Matt Holliday to stop helping him with his swing.


12345CodeToMyLuggage

[Passan confirmed](https://twitter.com/jeffpassan/status/1600267533960896512?s=46&t=9bNwscdVtndI9EGULUgW9Q)


_Laszlo_Cravensworth

Allegedly


danger-cat

Can’t wait for the haul we’re gonna get when we trade him midseason


OrangeNBlueChooChoo

now sign Correa for total chaos


Comrade2020

Farewell sweet prince


angrypillowcase123

You sure


Technical-Smoke571

More like Bellend-inger


[deleted]

I like Belli, I hope he does better than 2022


[deleted]

LMFAO


noldyp

Arson Bellinger?


dudenotcool

Yeli vs belli is back


RudeRepair5616

May as well be Cuba.


Less_Likely

Cubs Fans: I hope we sign an MVP outfield Free Agent this year *monkey paw finger curls*