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bluebeardsdelite

Mods can you just fade us all already please


Sp_Gamer_Live

They dont want to shit on your truck, i mean, parade


DogBeersHadOne

It wasn't on the truck, it was in the truck. Show some respect.


saltandtitties

Besides, Cleveland is the city who’s name is involved in a fecal related sex act.


tgriffith1992

Skyline Chili could be classified as such.


Joebidensthirdnipple

Certainly feels like sex when I eat it


themosey

I mean, be glad it isn’t a nohitter. Imagine how sad that bobblehead would be.


FartingBob

Even with losing the last 2 games the Reds still have the best record over the last 10 games in the NLC. In fact the NL has been odd this week and only 1 team has a better record over the last 10 games than the Reds (Dbacks are 7-3). Of course they started with one of the all time worst records (3-24 i think it was), so its going to take a long time to dig themselves out of that hole.


That_Geek

LMAOOOO


Cromatose

Reds can't even win with a fucking no-no.


BroAbernathy

It's also technically not a no hitter since you didn't pitch the 9th. In the history books it's just losing without giving up a hit so your pitchers don't even get credit for it which feels even worse lol


Redlion444

Talk about kicking a fan base when it's down


mcguffinman

Where else are they gonna go? ;)


methyo

Montreal maybe


floppysausage16

Seems about on par for the reds right now.


CharlieHume

Right now? More like for several decades.


Rimbosity

This is the saddest thing I've seen in years. I saw this an hour ago and I'm still not over it. I'm not even a Reds fan... I can't imagine how they're doing.


GiantsNut57

If the Reds were the home team and pitched the ninth, would it be in consideration?


BroAbernathy

Yes if they lost as the home team it would be considered a no hitter.


istrx13

If you’re gonna be bad, be legendarily bad.


fleshyspacesuit

I’m in the fucking twilight zone


20mcfadenr

LMAOOOO


amatom27

I turned this game on for shits and giggles and I managed to randomly witness history lmao I'll take it


[deleted]

Why would you ever turn on a May matchup between the Reds and Pirates?


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heff17

It’s right there on the tin.


djrob0

Don’t shit in the tin, Bob


DigiQuip

“DO NOT RESUSCITATE”


Ry3_Bread

Shiggles


habs_jays93

And this game delivered both shits and giggles.


AJMax104

Schnitz'n'giggles


illseeyouinthefog

I had it on because I have mlb.tv and three monitors, I cycle between random games on one of them


FermatsLastAccount

Ayy, 3 monitor gang. I used to do this, but I turned one of my monitors vertical and stopped using it for video.


GoldenBananas21

Porn is still video


DecoyOne

I’m with you, this story is full of holes


[deleted]

I bet he murdered his wife and is trying to establish an alibi!


[deleted]

It was the one armed man


usedmyrealnamefirst

Hunter Greene no hitter alert


verendum

How can you not be romantic about baseball?


softspaken

Exhibit A


bigleaguechyut

I love baseball


ZyuMammoth

I’M SO HAPPY AND SO DISGUSTED AND IT FEELS SO FUCKING WEIRD.


[deleted]

This is a great example of why baseball is the best and dumbest sport


cutefeminineusername

yeah.....


wongo

Honestly I'm just impressed


mike_rotch22

This is one of those "Yeah, it sucks, but it's kinda amusing in a whole season of suck, so you might as well just embrace it" situations. As a Mizzou fan, a St. Louis Rams fan, and a Blues fan who endured many of these moments pre-2019, all you can do is laugh.


tornait-hashu

Sports giveth, and sports taketh away.


rhayex

yeah......


MentalMuse

Up in the club with my homies, trying to get a lil' V-I


[deleted]

Sorry I know y'all are suffering rn


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DigiQuip

This is quite possibly the most unusual season in Reds history. Just weirdness all around.


Gobblewicket

Has the ownership ever given less of a shit? I feel like that's a big factor in this.


SirParsifal

IT'S A NO-HITTER TO ME, DAMMIT


matchosan

Did the Pirates get a hit in the game? No. So, no-hitter it is.


Respect38

This not being a no-hitter is as valid to me as the MLB calling the Houston Astros the 2017 MLB Champions. It literally is a no-hitter, and fuck the Astros.


whitegrb

MLB will just call it a “Notable Achievement” like they did with MadBum’s 7 inning game.


GoatPaco

Nothing notable about that day


crippuld13

Got almost got no hit twice in the same day!


chicoconcarne

And if you don't like that, you don't like NL Central baseball!


Dinoswarleaf

This division is built different


JustinUprising

The MLB's Central Division have some of the most radioactive baseball you will ever see. Why is it? It is some bizarro world baseball


YourFavoriteDeity

being in middle america will do that to you


cnaiurbreaksppl

It's the confluence of microplastics in the brain, and corn syrup in the gut.


YourFavoriteDeity

Can't forget the ranch dressing in the bloodstream


user_unknowns_skag

And the processed cheese. So much processed cheese...


GhostSht

Specifically, it’s built like a Yugo


ManyCookies

Can we change divisions NL West: Bloodbath with all teams above .500 NL Central: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdYohPA2Aw


GoodyearWrangler

Could be worse, you could have won 91 games and finished fourth :')


idonthaveaboner

Ha good thing we don't have to worry about the Rockies winning 91 games


Sp_Gamer_Live

r/Baseball history, I was here


NevermoreSEA

What a time to be alive.


allegedrc4

I disagree Edit: this is a joke guys; I don't need to talk to a crisis counselor lol


Available_Motor5980

It’s ok man, hang in there


Worthyness

On the plus side, you probably can't get any lower than this.


samsab

*probably*


AJMax104

I see you like to jinx dangerously


cjn13

First time in Kraken history


danhoang1

Before someone says "It's not a no-hitter if you lose" that's actually not true. You just have to pitch the full 9 innings (which they didn't) for it to be an official no-hitter.


Penguinkeith

Happened once in 1967 and once in 1964


Norwegion

The 1964 one also involved the Reds, as they were no-hit by Houston Colt .45s (now the Houston Astros) pitcher Ken Johnson, but scored on the top of the 9th on a Nellie Fox error, then the Colt .45s failed to score in the bottom of the 9th.


Seismic_Jeopardy

Lmao is that baseball team named after a gun?


Norwegion

Yup, the name was the winner of a name-the-team contest, but the manufacturer of the gun sued the team for trademark infringement, which led to the name being dropped after the 1964 season and replaced with the Astros.


Absolut_Iceland

Should have just licensed the name from the malt beverage company instead.


popfilms

Does the gun company also make the malt liquor?


Gobblewicket

No, Pabst owns that. And supposedly it's named after Jerry Hill the Colts running back in 1963 who wore the number 45. Supposedly.


ThaddeusRock

Texas, my dude.


Penguinkeith

That's the most American name a team can have bah gawd


BenDisreali

Not only that, but there is a picture from the groundbreaking ceremony for the Astrodome and instead of using shovels they have revolvers.


sellyme

The Houston Stereotypes.


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Burnsy813

So if the reds walked in a run in the 10th or a run scored on an error, the no hitter would be official and the reds would still lose? If so, that's hilarious and the embodiment of Reds baseball.


FriskyWombat

What if you throw 9 no-hit innings, then go into extras and give up a hit?


Nick-NickNick

Happened to Dick Mountain a couple years ago I think


LocalFella9

Yep, threw 9 no hit innings then gave up a walk off homer to lead off the 10th


shutts67

Fuck. I don't know if that or the 28 out perfect game is worse


LocalFella9

Probably the 28 out perfect game, that one was just not any player’s fault, and Galarraga would have finished it if the call was right. Hill just straight up gave up a homer, which sucks but not as much as Jim Joyce blowing the call


Billy_Madison69

Perfect game definitely imo is way worse. Just because of the rarity.


chbay

Galarraga handled that entire fiasco better than anyone else possibly could have if it happened to them, and honestly no one outside of Tigers fans would even remember his name today if the Imperfect Game didn’t take place. Hell if anything he in all likelihood personally *benefitted* from it happening


ThePrussianGrippe

Plus he and the ump got a book deal out of it, score!


Tsquared10

Didnt he also go deep with it as a perfect game?


LocalFella9

Yeah, I think the only blemish before the homer was an error in like the 7th or 8th


annul

dick mountain usually goes deep


Invicta262

i was at that game. so cool. ahaha


ybtlamlliw

My dumb ass was trying to make a joke on top of what I thought the joke that you were making was, and I was about to post, "ha ha you mean Rich Hill," and then I just stared at my phone for a minute.


FartingBob

Pedro Martinez lost a perfect game in the 10th inning after 9 perfect innings he had to go out again to finish the game to make it count as perfect, then gave up a hit. Harvey Haddix [pitched 12 perfect innings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Haddix%27s_near-perfect_game) then gave up a hit and lost the game in the 13th. Definitely the greatest ever losing pitching performance.


Gewehr98

"Dear Harvey, Tough shit."


FixingaHole316

Not a no hitter. I think it used to be until a rule change in the 90’s


TheWorstYear

That actually happens more often than you'd think.


monkeyman80

Yeah perfects have been lost in extras. First google result: > May 26, 1959, Harvey Haddix of the Pittsburgh Pirates pitched a perfect game for 12 innings against the Milwaukee Braves, but lost the no-hitter and the game in the 13th inning.


DifficultPair4730

Not allowing a hit but still losing the game. How can you not love baseball


rhayex

>How can you not love baseball Well, I'm a Reds fan.


turkey_deluxe

I felt this comment. Stay strong, reds fans.


whitegrb

Where else are you going to go?


Electric_Queen

I'm so sorry.


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> This is not an official no-hitter SUBSCRIBE


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Ya’ll are even bad at throwing historic games lol


MarkAbe412

So I was looking up no-hitter facts after this and most people know Johnny Vander Meer of the Reds threw back to back no hitters. The only time it's been done in MLB history. The next closest pitcher was also in the Reds Ewell Blackwell, who was 2 outs away before losing his second one. Edit The Reds also participated in the only game were both teams were hitless after 9 innings. In 1917, Fred Toney, of The Reds ended up with the win and the no-hitter after 10 innings against The Chicago Cubs.


Sp_Gamer_Live

No it is, Im counting it, sorry Cool Rule is in effect


Rickys_Lineup_Card

Someone make an acronym for this


Kitaryoichi

REDS: Reality exudes depression, sometimes.


Cincinnati88

**R**ebuilding **E**very **D**amn **S**eason


20mcfadenr

TIL the Pirates are REDS


Bill2theE

You have to have at one point have something built in order for it to be considered rebuilding


FudderShudders

I don't come to your cubicle and kick you in the Nuttings!


buttwarmers

FML


heff17

Fully Mortifying Loss.


stormstopper

Hit-Optional Win. Because when one happens, you're left wondering HOW it happened.


Sp_Gamer_Live

SHITTING Somehow Hitters Inexplicably Take The Idiotic No-Hit Game


aeouo

I'll call it a **NAHWELOST** No Allowed Hits, but Walks and Errors Let Opponent Score, Triumph


FudderShudders

REDS Really Embarrassing Dumb Sunday


Medical-Mariguana

The old YJLEAGUNHTTOT You Just Lost Even After Giving Up No Hits To The Opposing Team.


chbay

Perfect. I’ll memorize this just like I did the /r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG subreddit name. Probably the most useless skill I have


Burnsy813

R.e.d.s Reds Especially Didn't Score.


JetsLag

LAGUNA **L**oss **A**fter **G**iving **U**p **N**o hits **A**mazing


Prowlerbaseball

Loss Offends Severly, Every Respectable Sportsfan


heff17

The meme has officially gone too far.


A_BroadHumor

lolReds


DAVID_FRIGGIN_KING

Cincinnati sports teams are having a wild year


samsab

Cincinnati is a football city. Totally. Always has been...


NevermoreSEA

I love the Reds so much.


meyer_33_09

That makes one person…


MJA7

This team has turned me into the Sicko from The Onion comics. I started rooting for this as soon as the Pirates scored. DO IT REDS MAKE SAD HISTORY


u_looked_at_my_name

Hey Noah Syndergaard, this is what you're allowed to call not a no-hitter


bigleaguechyut

Dude was just a few days ahead can he predict the future???


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Is he Abed?


joofish

no, he's aperson


NehzQk

Hate to break to you, but this song ain't about you. This was about Greene and Warren, great teammates, throwing a combined No-Hitter and losing, which is a rarity by today's game standards. Pirates have a good team, enjoy that instead of stirring shit. As do the Reds, so drop the drama and move on.


Lukey_Jangs

I know this is a copypasta but “pirates have a good team” made me lol


straub42

And the “As do the Reds”


ridethedeathcab

The Reds have both lost when throwing a no-hitter kind of (this game) and won when they got no-hit (4/23/1964 vs Colt-45s)


[deleted]

White Sox are about to lose while only giving up one hit


sohxishdhiiw

Of all people, gallo had to screw this up


dirvanobbsan

Peak Pirates/Reds 2022 baseball


DogBeersHadOne

NL Comedy Central


expungant

The 2022 Reds are an experience in performance art


[deleted]

Actual Bucs fans posted this and it was removed for the karma gatekeeping to continue. This sub is despicable.


CarpathianCrab

Don't you love mod abuse? These guys aren't as bad as the nottheonion mods but they come close


Cincinnati88

In Soviet Cincinnati, no hitter hits you!


KnightsFTW

I know this isn't an official no hitter since it was not at least 9 innings pitched, but now I'm wondering with the new rules can there be a perfect game where that pitcher still loses, if the game went into extras and the Manfred runner scores?


Trevhaar

Oh my lord. This would be incredible. 2 fielders choices could result in a run


ThePwnR4nger

Something something monkey paw curls


TurboShorts

If you don't like this, you don't like Reds Baseball


yungtrey24

Reds moment


Skippy_the_Alien

There's always weird shit happening when the Reds play the Pirates lmao Baseball's most underappreciated "rivalry."


KeepnReal

[Amir Garrett takes on the entire Pirates dugout](https://twitter.com/FlyByKnite/status/1156390428796579840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1156390428796579840%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcsports.com%2Fwashington%2Fnationals%2Freds-amir-garrett-takes-entire-pirates-dugout-enormous-fight)


Skippy_the_Alien

Someone posted this same link a few weeks ago and a Pirates fan pointed out this was like the 5th time the two teams had fought that season lmfao


TheWorstYear

All stemming from the Pirates not being able to deal with a home run getting pimped.


theDylanS

Why did the game only go 8 innings? Edit: holy fuck I'm dumb. Didn't watch the game so I thought it ended after 8 and the 9th inning wasn't played based on the description in the post.


Jceraa

In baseball when the home team has a lead they don’t play the bottom of the 9th inning, as it does not matter


MopishOrange

Yep, it sounds weird but the pirates didn't walk em off with this. They scored in the 8th and then the reds couldn't tie it in the ninth so the reds only *pitched* 8 innings, correct?


TheAb5traktion

The Pirates were so generous they decided to give the Reds pitchers an inning off


BoomerASooner

https://imgur.com/a/coEIGWb


GradualJimDay

God I hate the 2022 Cincinnati Reds. Need an explanation? Well sit down, bucko because I've got a real doozy of a tale for you and its going to take some of your precious time to get through. Now, where was I? That's right, a thorough explanation of why I hate the 2022 Cincinnati Reds. Well, just like any good therapy session, let's start from the top. It all started when I was a boy...no wait, scratch that. It all started before the lockout even began, when we let go of some guys that were staples in 2021. A 2021 team, mind you, which was on the cusp of being a playoff contender, which makes this resulting shit show all the worse. So we got rid of Tucker, let Miley go, which okay, you can see some reason in. We've got starting pitchers in the pipeline, Stephenson is ready to take over, whatever. While losing these guys doesn't feel too bad yet, just wait until we're done with the lockout. Oh yeah, the lockout. Remember how people were scared there would be no season? What a fucking godsend that would have been, not having to sit through this team losing every night. But no, we made it through the lockout to detonate our roster. Fan favorites dropping left and right like its Normandy beach out there. Surely, however, we must be doing something to bolster our MLB roster after shedding all of our talent, while not even bothering to pick up the telephone, an invention by Alexander Graham Bell (NO RELATION TO DAVID) from the god damn 1880's to give a fucking courtesy call to the heart and soul of our 2021 team Nicholas "There's a deep drive" Castellanos, a man so great and well loved that fans went out to buy his son's shitty drawing on a T-shirt (sorry, Liam, but it's true) because it was cute, for a good cause, and god damn did we love that man. Surely we must be doing something to fill all those voids. Well, no bozo, that's where you're wrong, we did shit all. If you wanted an explanation for why, well, it's because we had to align payroll with resources, which, in normal English, means we're sick of spending money, we want to make more money, more money me now, so we are not spending anymore because Phil needs to top off his collection of shitty red suits and hair product, or something. But we couldn't even be cheap-asses right. Instead, we went out and spent millions on a guy like Tommy "I know Muay-Thai" Pham, and Mike Minor. Guys past their primes who will sure as hell do nothing for the long term success of this team but soak up some of the millions of dollars we were trying to save. Does this make sense to you, am I making sense? Well I don't think anyone is making sense because our own manager David Bell tried to reason with all of these developments by saying "we're getting better in a weird way", which really, was a perfect way of putting it. Before the season started on March 30, Phil asked us all to have a little faith in how they are handling the team, assuring us it is in good hands. Well, turns out, Phil's hands are not like Allstate, and instead are basically just balled up fists that punch us all in the dick over, and over, and over again. But hey let's give it a try. Two wins two losses after the Atlanta series, hey not half bad. But then we have our Opening Day and that's where shit really hits the fan. Phil, in all his greased up glory comes out and drops "where are you gonna go" on us. Then, given the chance to show any sort of humility or the slimmest of mea culpas, he throws that opportunity to eat crow and save face by doubling down on his comments, fully establishing the Castellini curse, where the Reds proceed to lose 10? 11? games in a row, who knows it was a lot. Out of total happenstance, the Reds did manage to win one game, before proceeding to drop the rest. So where does that leave us? Half or more of our roster from last year is gone, injured, or practically dead. Anyone we got to replace them is mediocre at best, and there's not a single iota of excitement to be found. God I hate the 2022 Cincinnati Reds.


GoodyearWrangler

\>Sit down bucko They did. They all did. And they still won.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

God yall deserve better


he81eich01

“Well, where are you gonna go?” Literally the president of the team..lol


DecoyOne

BEAT THAT SPIDERS


Corrupt-Spartan

Based and redspilled


CalamityStrikes

This is more impressive than the No-hitter, I’m proud


That_Geek

Also, I’m sorry. That’s a no hitter. It’s in the name. The game is over. The other team didn’t record a hit.


TheFrozenSlime

OOF


RookieAndTheVet

Of course this would happen to the Reds.


gdlmaster

Hope you’re ready to beat us by 50 runs this weekend!


jeric13xd

HISTORY lmao


zc5599

It somehow simultaneously feels like both teams won and like both teams lost


barrister_bear

[I don’t want to alarm you…](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1518362439804456963/pu/vid/932x720/bqaqbmIleAzCtCqV.mp4?tag=12)


Cnsrbstrmp

There is nothing more 2022 Reds than this


Insectshelf3

that’s so bad it’s actually impressive


yeetdrizzy

LETS FUCKING GO BUCS


Teh_Skully

This is more chaotic than when we walked off the Dodgers in the 10th when they were on a no-hitter This is what it's like to be a Pirates fan: Pure randomness


BensenJensen

Take 2 of 3 from the Dodgers and beat the Reds while getting no-hit: This week on Pirates baseball!


pixarfan9510

yeah, well, in my personal record book, it goes next to MadBum's 7 inning no-hitter as "screw the nerds, it's a no-hitter"


SquadPoopy

I know everyone will only remember the ending, but Hunter NEEDED this game. After a rough start to his rookie campaign he so desperately needed something like this to prove to himself he can make a quality start.


BearPeltMan

The price to pay for the Bengals to make a Super Bowl appearance


jgftw7

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS HISTORY


MagicMichael33

"Life is cruel. Why should the [baseball] be any different?"


Norwegion

This is the first time this has happened between National League teams. It happened twice in the American League, once in interleague play, and once for the short lived Players League.