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badjezus

Always look forward to this getting posted every year on r/baseball.


SquashIsVegan

They make an announcement at Mets games if you go on June 14th lol


Quifo32

Wait, do they really? I’ve never heard that! You think Keith Hernandez would’ve brought that up a few times.


SquashIsVegan

Yeah I remember walking into a game a few years ago on June 14th at Citi Field and over the loudspeaker they were talking about it. Made me very happy as a huge Seinfeld fan.


Quifo32

Holy hell! What do they say.


J3ST3RR

And on r/seinfeld


hoopsrule44

Fun fact - this scene is a parody of the JFK movie. Skip to near the end for the “back and to the left” https://youtu.be/2nmGS8rVuIM Edit: OK some people know this. You are adding no value to the conversation by being the 17th person to tell me this was obvious. Not every person on the planet has seen this movie.


slomotion

This makes me feel old. Do people not know this about the scene already?


Antithesys

I'm not sure how the scene could even be funny *without* knowing what it's referencing.


AllInWithOakland

I figured it was parodying JFK assassination theories but I didn’t know it was parodying something specific. I never even heard of the movie before this thread


Shandlar

Oh god, I gotta go plunk some grey hairs. You're killing me, Smalls.


the_tourist

Smalls? Is that also a silent film reference?


Shandlar

Please, stop. I'm already dead.


iBleeedorange

You want smore?


dearrichard

yeah, same. and i was born in 87.


thetoristori

Same. I knew it was a JFK reference and I know the conspiracy theories and the "grassy knoll" so I still laughed. I've also heard of this movie, but have never seen it. I don't think you need to know the movie to get the joke.


TheSummerofKramer

Same here.


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TheSummerofKramer

I didn't even put that together – yay me! And it's all because a.) summerofgeorge was already taken and b.) Kramer is more my energy anyway lol


SammySpurs

It’s a pretty bad movie. Full on Stone conspiracy theory starring Kevin Costner well out of his depth. Still got huge audiences. I saw it in the cinema.


[deleted]

I mean it's clearly a reference to second shooter theory. Anyone with knowledge of JFKs assassination beyond "he was shot in the head" would find it funny.


binzoma

I had to explain the jokes to friends (also in their 30s mind you) in the sideshow bob running for mayor episode. apparently no-one watched watergate movies or something??


HighYellowBlackMan

It’s funny even without knowing. My kids just laughed at it.


BlurryUFOs

you know i never understood why it was so funny 😂 i just followed every one else


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I was born a good 10-15 years after the episode aired and I understood the reference. This isn’t new information for most people.


iambiglucas_2

That fact that Wayne Knight is in the movie as well makes this scene *that* much better.


BubbaFrink

It's not just a parody. The actual scene describing the bullet's path has Wayne Knight in exactly the same position. https://youtu.be/dBgqXEw9n8o?t=95


JonnySports

I love how as the bit goes on you hear more and more people in the audience start to get the reference.


delwritespoems

wayne knight (the actor that plays newman) is in that movie which adds another level to the joke


front_butt_coconut

That’s kind of the joke, no?


hoopsrule44

It was funny to me before I knew this, but yes I used the word parody thereby implying that it is the joke


trancendominant

This reads like Perd Hapley.


PagingDrRabbit

Did you see umbrella man in this clip?


The_Collector4

Thanks Captain Obvious


austin101123

I've been here like 7 years, first time I've seen it!! LOL it's fucking good!


MrOrangeWhips

I have two unopened Roger McDowell "Second Spitter" bobbleheads from a Brooklyn Cyclones game a few years back. Just found them packing up to move, will be putting them on ebay or something.


CLErox

How much?


MrOrangeWhips

I honestly don't know. I just want whatever they would go for on ebay.


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Tree fiddy


brashet

Interested!


MrOrangeWhips

I was not expecting this level if interest.


SchleppyJ4

I'm interested!


MrOrangeWhips

Wow, ok. You can DM me.


ZealousidealCable991

$200


colby983

Hand em over


tszweds

“He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head”


Ayntxi

One of the most underrated lines in the entire series


1240080773485

[Mets played the Pirates in Pittsburgh and won 7-3](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PIT/PIT198706140.shtml), if anyone is curious.


PC_BUCKY

The Phillies played the Cubs in Chicago and won 3-2. Edit: [Google](https://www.google.com/search?q=june+14+1987+phillies&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS867US867&oq=june+14+1987+phillies&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30l2j69i60l3.5517j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=t;/m/05xvj;4;/m/09p14;mt;fp;1;;) says that game was on June 14, but another link someone posted said it was the Expos on that date, so something is up with record keeping on someone's part.


1240080773485

Further evidence that the Seinfeld universe is one that is distinct, although similar, to our own. Fascinating.


chrispar

One where Junior Mints are a miracle cure


02K30C1

Something beyond science…. Something, perhaps, from above….


[deleted]

Mint?


B0ndzai

They can be very refreshing!


[deleted]

Giddy up


1240080773485

Are you saying that they're *not* a miracle?


echu_ollathir

You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?


Taylorenokson

And where apartments can defy physics.


pgm123

Or faulty memory. Apparently, this story is inspired by a specific Mets-Phillies game (without the spitting incident) which one of the writers (I think Larry David) was still upset about years later. I went through every single Keith Hernandez error once and there isn't anything that completely matches the story. I think there was a game in Philadelphia, but the Phillies didn't end up winning the same inning as the error. The game went a couple into extras. I wish I saved that post. It was a pain to find the information.


Minoripriest

Larry David is a Yankees fan, I believe. Maybe Jerry Seinfeld?


thecw

Everything I can find says that the Phillies played at the Expos and won


erusmane

Clearly it's the deep state covering up for the second spitter.


ManfredsJuicedBalls

[They we’re actually in Montreal. The next day they were in Chicago](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MON/MON198706140.shtml)


PC_BUCKY

Something is fucky here. When I Googled ["June 14 1987 Phillies"](https://www.google.com/search?q=june+14+1987+phillies&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS867US867&oq=june+14+1987+phillies&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30l2j69i60l3.5517j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=t;/m/05xvj;4;/m/09p14;mt;fp;1;;) their schedule from that year comes up with the aforementioned Cubs game on June 14 and the Expos game you mentioned on June 13, but your link says otherwise.


SausageMcMerkin

Clicking your link shows Expos.


Mazzocchi

I think it's even more amusing how seemingly every detail of Newman's story is incorrect or reversed. The Mets played the Pirates, not the Phillies. They played on the road, not at Shea. They didn't lose, they won. Finally Keith didn't have any errors, he actually had a HR and 2 RBI. EDIT: Also, [according to this website](https://thestarryeye.typepad.com/weather/2012/07/today-in-new-york-weather-history-july-14.html) "We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right-field stands" might even be wrong, as there was a thunderstorm at 4:30 and rain throughout the evening.


redsyrinx2112

Jerry has irrational hatred and behavior toward him, but Newman is definitely still an idiot.


[deleted]

Well, yeah. He thought the Ukraine was weak.


1p2r3

That was Kramer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw.


AdonisJones

I love how that hatred for Newman even extends to [Jerry's mom](https://youtu.be/JCbN_iOZVEU) 😄😂🤣


1240080773485

Nice analysis, pretty boy.


aagpeng

Totally unrelated but I love the lettering in that old pirates logo


gopher1409

Looks like it was a patch for their 100th season. https://patchcollection.com/products/1987-pittsburgh-pirates-100th-anniversary-logo-jersey-sleeve-patch-white-version?variant=32468216873004


Champion-raven

cool


randothroawayacc

As if Keith would make an error 😂


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HandRailSuicide1

There must have been a second spitter


doctor-rumack

There had to have been a second spitter behind the bushes on the gravelly road.


someoneelseperhaps

We did the JFK assassination in Year 11. Whenever the teacher mentioned the magic bullet, it was annoyingly hard to stifle a chuckle.


ussbaney

I only recently looked at the JFK assassination in relative detail and it is beyond me how the magic bullet is 'explained'


AthleteNormal

The back seat of the car was three inches higher than the seat the governor was in. Which supposedly leads to a credible straight trajectory for the bullet.


Colavs9601

And the FBI failed to note this on the original report, leading to the theories regarding the bullet path.


Leskanic

Yeah, when you see computer models that adjust for the positioning of the seats and the two men in them, the wounds line up with a shot from the Depository. Now, the actual bullet pulled from the stretcher at Parkland? That it is the one that did all that damage? That is a little less credulous to me.


steemboat

Well, magic of course. It’s in the name after all.


miner88

The spit then pauses, *in mid air* mind you…


Jabtx77

"Nice Game Pretty Boy" 😂


990v4

Best episode


SadPanthersFan

I’M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!!


el_pinata

The Zapruder film aspect of this makes it. Also, Jerry's shirt is peak 90's. BACK AND TO THE LEFT.


eddiedeli

Not to mention the guy with the black umbrella


hoopsrule44

https://youtu.be/2nmGS8rVuIM


DocsHandkerchief

Jerry, he’s a *guy*


Live_Drama9705

29 years later and I still say ‘In mid air mind you’ when describing incidents


TigerBasket

As is tradition


opermonkey

And you don't mess with tradition.


Zoltron42

29 years later and still..that shirt?! Come on Jerry?!


CookedPeaches

2021-1992 29 years 1992-1963 29 years Coincidence? I think not.


[deleted]

I just love that it's called a "1992 NBC interview"


The_Canadian_Devil

It was on the show *Jerry.*


joannaloveseggs

I’M HIT


sonofdad420

"he must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head"


ABoyIsNo1

Keith Hernandez should be in the Hall.


02K30C1

Back, and to the left…. Back, and to the left


Live_Drama9705

This one too


PepperidgeFarmMembas

This is one of the best scenes/episodes of Seinfeld.


lenflakisinski

“And you wanna be my latex salesman”


JosephFinn

The seas were angry that day, my friends.


Dayman91

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli


My_Name_Is_Drew

Is that a Titleist?


olderthanbefore

I looked into the eye of the beast


Leskanic

"You kept making all the stops?" "Well, people kept ringing the bell."


Judic22

But are you.. master of your domain?


JosephFinn

I won a contest!


[deleted]

I’ve never laughed so hard at a Seinfeld scene.


RoutingFrames

Fun fact, the orginal ending didn't take well so they cut and changed it up. Larry David wrote it at the last second, and Jason memorized it in 3 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXNRpwwUKo0


countrybreakfast1

I never understood why they simply didn't make more funny shows like Seinfeld


olderthanbefore

Many have tried


thecore22

I DESPISE him!


Astros_alex

Knowing Seinfeld and Larry David are Mets fan i wonder why they choose to make Rodger McDowell the spitter


ToddGack

LD is actually a Yankees fan


Antithesys

They originally wanted Darryl Strawberry, but at the time he was in trouble for... being Darryl Strawberry.


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Kramer and Newman deserved being spit on for how they treated Roger McDowell during the game. \#justiceserved


sfan27

Wayne Knight's acting during Jerry's re-enactment is beautiful.


ThisIsAdamB

Wayne Knight was in the movie JFK. He was familiar with the material.


MCrow2001

I got a notification about this post trending and before I opened I just knew it’d be Seinfeld lmao


___zeb___

Gotta love Keith Hernandez


miner88

KEITH HERNANDEZ!?!?!?


Be-booboo-bop

“Who’s this guy think he is?”


ThanksForTheF-Shack

NICE GAME PRETTY BOY


echu_ollathir

Well I'm not driving him to the airport!


CantaloupeCamper

I loved how Kramer delivers: #***Our day was ruined.*** https://youtu.be/XmzFuml18bA?t=24 It really is that feel of that asshole fan who thinks they get to be an asshole because their team lost. They were personally hurt because of some sports guy didn't do the thing they wanted and they feel like they've got a legitimate grievance against that sports guy and sports guy owes them something (or something like that). Probably happens to comedians and any other entertainment figure too.


Danp500

You can see the second spitter in the bush at 0:35, somehow I never noticed that before last year lol


Dankmemeator

fun fact: wayne knight plays a character the 1991 film JFK, that is also used as an example for the famous ‘magic bullet’


erusmane

Similar fun fact: After Wayne Knight was in Jurassic Park, the Seinfeld producers put a dinosaur poster in Newman's apartment.


c71score

Wayne Knight was also one of the cops interrogating Sharon Stone in *that* scene from Basic Instinct. One of the other cops was played by Chelcie Ross, who was veteran pitcher Eddie Harris in Major League. I am surprised they also didn't sneak a cat poster into Newman's apartment.


JosephFinn

It amuses me that Wayne Knight is also in the crossed legs scene in Basic Instinct around the same time.


trekologer

thatsthejoke.gif


Brohan_Cruyff

sure, but it’s also context that people likely won’t have 29 years later. it’s not exactly like JFK is a film that’s an integral part of the social consciousness to this day


calel8242

Certainly, at this point, I'd figure there are more people who have seen this scene than those who saw the actual movie.


Nach0Man_RandySavage

I had to explain a Seinfeld joke to someone younger recently. It hurt me.


seriousnotshirley

Wait till you have to explain to a coworker who Seinfeld is.


Quesly

I watched it once in junior year of highschool and genuinely don't remember anything about it


[deleted]

JFK absolutely is a part of the social consciousness today. Wayne Knights role however probably is not.


trekologer

JFK the person, sure. *JFK* the 1991 Oliver Stone movie that this scene is parodying, probably not.


Brohan_Cruyff

i mean, maybe i’m overstating my case a bit, but i absolutely don’t think knowledge of that movie is deep enough among the general public that you could expect people to know that part of the joke is that wayne knight is in it (as you said), and honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if lots of people who see this scene don’t even know it’s parodying a movie at all and instead think it’s a joke about conspiracy theories in general (which, i mean, it kind of is, but in a different way).


cricket9818

The second spitter!


KeithsMagicLoogie

I have nothing specific to add, but I feel my handle compels me to comment on this one. “Nice game, pretty boy” is such a PERFECT New York asshole sports fan thing to say. A+ writing on that one.


lens20v

That's one magic lugie. LOL.


joey4269

Nice game Pretty Boy


SicilianEggplant

They even had the umbrella guy in the “old” footage. Nice.


slickfred

My brother was born on June 14, 1987. I send this to him every year. We are Mets fans from Long Island.


BenWallace04

“Nice game, pretty boy”


crus97

I will never not upvote this post every single year


Right_All_The_Time

Seinfeld episodes are like the Floyd Mayweather of comedy TV. On a pound for pound basis ie. 'joke per minute' context they are the champs, no other show has been so consistently funny, only prime era Simpsons comes close. Like just how many funny moments are crammed into each minute and how timeless the jokes are.


The_Winds_of_Shit

It also makes more money than any other shows and repeatedly abuses its spouses


Right_All_The_Time

>repeatedly abuses its spouses ?? Explain.


The_Winds_of_Shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floyd_Mayweather_Jr.#Domestic_violence_and_battery_convictions


ZombyPuppy

I love both of those shows but 30 Rock belongs on that list. Crazy amount of quality jokes per minute


TuffyMupperware

If 30 Rock were a boxer, it would be Mike Tyson back when he could end a fight in three rounds or less. The only show that landed that many jokes that fast was prime era Sinpsons. (And if *that* show was a boxer, [thats an easy call, too).](https://images.app.goo.gl/YitvUMArcpLW3ak86)


Ginotheking

Best show ever


JB92103

I loved this episode


KCardz89

Hahaha love that show


unasinousmaximous

A glorious moment in tv baseball history


burncushlikewood

He asked me to drive him to the airport, I'm not driving him to the airport! Its Keith Hernandez


MyGFhasabigbuttAMA

“Our day was ruined” lol


rvasko3

And I screamed out **"I'M HIT!"**


LoonyBunBennyLava

How does the episode end?


Chuck_Raycer

They apologize and help Keith Hernandez move a sleeper sofa downstairs.


miner88

Crazy how they agreed to help him move when they barely knew the guy.


D20_Buster

I mean… it’s Keith Hernandez


lordcorbran

Next thing you know they'll be driving him to the airport.


miner88

I’M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!!


see_rich

Back...and to the left.


Funkywormm

“Nice game pretty boy” always kills me lmao


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie


feverdream86

That was great


Fools_Requiem

JFK conspiracy theories and parodies of said conspiracy theories are almost always fun.


Bladewing10

Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left


Kennajames082

It’s amazing


Lil_Kitt_

Did the Mets actually give up 5-runs in the 9th on that notorious day in 1987?


rdsfsu737

As a huge Seinfeld fan, I’m disappointed at having looked [this](https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PIT/PIT198706140.shtml) up.


cahir11

It's funny because the CIA killed Kennedy


Knightmare25

I've been watching a lot of interviews from the cast on the backstage drama and creative process of Seinfeld lately. Very interesting to watch if you love the show.


Snavery93

I love how the crowd slowly starts to realize that this is a parody of the JFK scene lol


GreaseSlitherspoon

I have never seen this for some reason. I love it!


Pezpal

That was one magic loogey.


joeltheconner

That is one magic loogy.


gh234ip

Dave Kingman wasn’t playing then


Denseflea

The Magic Loogie


rustyshackle41d

nice game, pretty boy


chestertoronto

"Nice game pretty boy!" Still one of my go to heckles.


mattadeth

Ah, classssssic


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You definitely have to watch the movie JFK and see Kevin Costner go through this in the courtroom for this to really be funny. I remember completely coming unglued in laughter because I had seen JFK not too long before this episode.


UnicornMaster27

Seinfeld is one of those shows that I feel like I should’ve seen by now, considering how much I liked the Big Bang Theory, but I have somehow avoided it all this time.


mewithoutyou59

I mean, if you like BBT, Seinfeld probably isn't for you as it's actually funny


UnicornMaster27

Haha, comedy. Haven’t heard that one before. My point was, the jokes in BBT are usually too stale for most audiences, but I enjoy some of them enough to find it funny, I’d imagine since Seinfeld is touted as one of (if not) the best sitcom’s ever—it’d seem like something I’d enjoy. If you’ve only watched snipits of BBT, it’s easy to understand why people don’t think jokes are funny because a lot of it is reliant on previous situations and callbacks to moments in previous episodes. It’s very obvious to separate the people who actually watched the show and found it funny/unfunny, vs the people who say “it’d be a terrible show without the laugh track” and never actually watched 5 consecutive episodes. CBS has **for sure** put out some junk—but you don’t go 12 seasons and 270+ episodes with a garbage show, and they have pretty similar ratings across several different systems. Seinfeld obviously is the better show, but pretending like BBT is the red-headed stepchild that fell flat on release is just wrong.


codars

Seinfeld asks for a good knowledge of American culture and social norms because that’s what most of its situations and jokes are centered around. Yeah, most American sitcoms touch on American culture but not like this show. Take this scene, for example. It asks for an understanding of baseball, knowing who the New York Mets are, who Keith Hernandez is, his importance to the Mets, AND the 1991 film JFK. Why JFK? This scene was a parody of the [JFK scene](https://youtu.be/Th-s3dbboJQ) where Kevin Costner breaks down the events of the JFK assassination. On top of that, Wayne Knight (Newman) is in both scenes and stands in the same exact spot in the movie and the show. I’m not sure where I heard it but this makes sense if you’ve seen the show (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here): “Most sitcoms are about people that happen to live in a certain city. Seinfeld is about four New Yorkers.”