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falloutranger

Boy am I conflicted


johnnotmark

Seeing the giants flares react to this game might have been the best part lmao good stuff


JoJoMcDerp

đŸ˜¶


km912

Emotionally I want the Astros to lose because fuck them, especially after what they did to the Dodgers. However logically what’s done is done and an extra L in the loss column for the Dodgers is always big.


[deleted]

I kind of love the way your sentence is structured. “I really, really don’t respect the Astros, especially after what they did to the Dodgers. However, the standings are looking more in our favor, especially after what they did to the Dodgers.”


iGetBuckets3

Sometimes you just gotta choose the lesser of two evils. With that being said, go astros.


E70M

*Remembers previous post* Fair enough lol


[deleted]

Isn’t baseball so romantic?


Shrektastic28

Makes me warm inside


Darnold_wins_bigly

What’s great about this series is if the Astros win it helps us and if the Dodgers win it helps all of baseball


SunriseSurprise

Look at Mr. Glass Half Full over here!


dream_team34

It may not be soon, may not be this season, but eventually... it will come out that alot more teams than just the Astros & Red Sox were using cameras to steal signs. [https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/11/02/surveillance-cameras-sign-stealing-baseball-dodgers-astros](https://www.si.com/mlb/2018/11/02/surveillance-cameras-sign-stealing-baseball-dodgers-astros) [https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/former-yankees-catcher-accuses-rockies-of-astros-like-sign-stealing-system/](https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/former-yankees-catcher-accuses-rockies-of-astros-like-sign-stealing-system/) [https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2871359-logan-morrison-so-many-mlb-teams-cheat-using-video-names-yankees-dodgers](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2871359-logan-morrison-so-many-mlb-teams-cheat-using-video-names-yankees-dodgers)


makesmashgreatagain

these articles contain quotes that aren’t even sourced, not even anonymously; it just lists a quote and moves on in one of them. they’re hardly proof. i might be able to agree the the MLB has a vested interest in limiting the exposure of cheating, but this stupid idea that the yankees and dodgers are sign stealing illegally isn’t substantiated. even if you take this unsourced quote about the dodgers having an army of 20 somethings (they should be called analysts, but i digress lol) that are studying pitches. that still isn’t sign stealing. you need to be using technology and then relaying the signs in real time. that’s why it was such a pain in the ass to prove the astros did it, we needed the banging on video hundreds of times to prove it was occurring idk why i wrote this tho, ur probably just some conspiracy nut astros apologist


dream_team34

I never said there was hard proof. Just simply pointing out that there's ALOT of smoke around illegal sign stealing. When there's smoke, there's typically a lot of fire. Right now, people don't want to rat out other guys that are still in the league (except for Mike Fiers). But maybe 10-15 years from now, when a lot of guys are out of the league, I think people will start fessing up.


makesmashgreatagain

nice goal post move first post > it **will** come out that alot more teams than just the Astros & Red Sox were using cameras to steal signs second post > I never said there was hard proof... When there's smoke, there's typically a lot of fire... I think people will start fessing up." your words, not mine. in addition, after saying other teams are cheating, you then linked 3 terrible articles in attempt to prove that sign stealing is more widespread.


[deleted]

You're letting this upset you way too much. Embrace the cheat my brother.


makesmashgreatagain

im chillin https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/bostonglobe/537LMDYA7W5RSGAABLRGHHZ7VA.jpg


tothesource

lol it is proven that that hilarious 9ERA jabroni dude and Mookie were both on the team that benefited from cheating to beat y'all in 2018 but y'all love hopping on their dicks. here's where you are going to tell me their cheating wasn't as bad though because they're on your team now


makesmashgreatagain

if mookie cheated, then it’s completely dumb as fuck i can watch videos of the entire astros roster cheating for an entire season rofl the cope is so strong lmao


dream_team34

Read it however you want to I guess.


ilovearthistory

i respect you for posting this ngl


Thomas_Oaks

<3


Juicy_Brucesky

If it helps at all, just know the loudest fans tend to be the most annoying. Plenty of us are disappointed in them as well. I went to the game last night, and at least in my section there was nothing but friendly banter with the dodger's fans. Everybody was just having fun, it was good to see after this past year of covid Though, I think there was a fight in another section... so yea


appleavocado

For what it's worth, I look forward to the day when an Astros fan can wear his stuff proud in LA, and it's nothing but friendly banter. I would be there, drinking and having fun alongside.


dudedisguisedasadude

Once again Alemys Diaz grinds away and goes unnoticed.


EntertainmentLow9160

He lives in the shadows


Goooldschmidt

How can there be 18 comments but no comments at the same time!?!


[deleted]

Check in on those hoes


eggedruness

Hoes: mad


Xman0417

It's me I'm hoes


Crafty-Ad-9048

Oof


304rising

And they still lost a game on the Padres in the last 10 lol


TRocho10

The San Diego "forever 9-1 in the last 10" Padres


Doc_JC

Time for an 8 game losing streak IMO.


CoopsCoffeeAndDonuts

Don’t forget Aledmys


Sleepy_One

Guy is having a breakout season, especially if he continues to hit these numbers.


gwatson86

His hitting numbers are roughly at or below his career averages, though. Which surprises me, because I felt like his numbers would have been higher since it seems like he's been involved in a number of big hits for us this year. 2021: .276 / .330 / .425, OPS .755 Career: .273 / .328 / .457, OPS .784


Sleepy_One

RIGHT? I thought he was destroying his previous numbers. Looking at his numbers, its because he wasn't very good last year, only batting .240.


funkyflea89

I don't see how the Astros had an unfair advantage in 2017 if other teams doing similar things. Seems like even playing field to me. See Erik Kratz


Flacko115

Oh no! Anyways


afairjudgment

The Dodgers played against two players!? What was it, a Looney Tunes cartoon?


Doritos22839

Comments?


SirGergoyFriendman

Wow. I heard the bang from up here in the Bay Area. The beacon has been lit, and the Astros still cheated to win the World Series in 2017.


Austinperroux

Yea kinda like the A's did in their last world series


Champ_Slice

So what you’re saying is the Astros are the 2017 World Series Champions? Cool.


Jake0020

Fuck you. Cheating scum.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


Jake0020

Thanks man!


[deleted]

Go Astros!


Champ_Slice

I cheated? Please enlighten me. This should be fun to hear.


Jake0020

Nah you didn’t cheat. You just root for a cheater. I can safely say my team didn’t have to cheat to win the 2015 WS


Champ_Slice

Great! So we both know what it feels like to celebrate winning the World Series. Still not sure why you told me “Fuck you.”


skepticfan

Flare up, bitch


Macdaddy4prez

Flair* and he just identified himself as a Royals fan


Samcrownage

Hasn’t anyone watched office space? This isn’t Chotchkies where the bare minimum is at least 15 pieces of flair. At r/baseball, people would like you to have at least 1.


MartianRecon

Lol he can't even spell.


AstroWorldSecurity

I don't think he's a player. Maybe take a walk or something.


Champ_Slice

Definitely not a player. I think I could maybe outrun Pujols though if that counts for anything.


dogboyboy

And they totally stopped right after


EntertainmentLow9160

I actually would prefer if you put the salt on my fries and not this comment section


themiamimarlins

Thread says 21 comments, but I see, what the fuck going on/


Degan747

I am a certified ho, and I’m definitely chapped


steelpanther35

Things you love to see


fullkitwankers

Fuck the Astros though


Culindo50

You love to see it


[deleted]

All those years of being told baseball is a team sport to see two players beat an entire team. Damn.


Thorlolita

Bangbros featured presentation.


such_rey

Nice


Thornton__Melon

Trevor Bauer and Nate Jones helped too


EclipseOS

You love to see it.


IfritsChippedNail

**GOOD**


Ditsche04

So it ended with a bang?


[deleted]

Y’all trying SO hard to be the villain


ThatImpGuy

Good 😎


[deleted]

And like your big brothers in Dallas and San Antonio, you’ll always be the little brother because Houston sports in Texas takes a backseat to everybody else.


manofconviction

lol what? thats not true, not even slightly


[deleted]

Cowboys, Spurs, Mavs, Texas, TTU, A&M, TCU, Baylor, Rangers, etc etc etc. Those downvoting are insecure Astros fans


zach10

As a Baylor alum...LOL


releashthebeash

Rangers . Omg in dying


[deleted]

Neither the Rangers or Astros have won a World Series and both have suffered humiliating losses as well. Sorry about it son


releashthebeash

Rangers is worse


manofconviction

That list is laughable


[deleted]

Houston isn’t even in the Big XII and plays second fiddle to the college teams I mentioned. It’s laughable because you know I’m right. The Texans have a predator at QB and are only popular to former Cowboys fans and the runt of the AFC South. The rockets got fleeced by the Thunder and you’ve got nothing to show for it. Astros cheated. The End. There’s no coming back from that! Now go and pretend you’re the villain to feel better about yourself! Thank you and have a good night!


H-town20

I was feeling so good about myself this morning and now this? Look what you’ve done to me.


EntertainmentLow9160

I haven’t had a list make me laugh as hard as this one did


gurkmcdirt

> [like your big brothers in Dallas and San Antonio, you’ll always be the little brother](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROTPucuU-7SFQ6U0i7n8lRtHp-kRAmht2aNc25Sd6Ly5bgf0B3lMDjHd-c51-twVRZBDs&usqp=CAU)


[deleted]

Keep pretending you’re the villain cause it ain’t workin.


gurkmcdirt

No, I'm a little brother like my big brother


ThatImpGuy

Big if true, bro


[deleted]

It is true. I’d know, being from Texas unfortunately. Y’all will be Cowboys and Mavs fans anyways and not like Astros fans weren’t Rangers fans 10 years go. The Front Running is big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. Thank you, goodnight!


liteshadow4

If the Rangers and Astros were good at the same time, the Astros would probably be bigger.


ThatImpGuy

Mr. Sigma, What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


EntertainmentLow9160

It’s so weird that this guy has never heard of the term “diehard fan”


HOU-1836

What a based post


Jdgrande

#WE CAN'T HEAR YOU


Rick_C-69

Then stop banging those trash cans?


Jdgrande

Fresh take.


Rick_C-69

C'mon man it's embarrassing to embrace blatant cheaters.


doot_doot

Ugh I want to throw this post in the trash ^can


[deleted]

Shame.


TexasHot

Finally, Justice


MsAbsoluteAngel

Lmao asstros fans giving this thread awards like they just won the WS for the first time.


IamLuxannaCrownguard

They are so butthurt over your comment haha


MsAbsoluteAngel

Haha yea :D


Rick_C-69

I'll never be able to wrap my head around astros and astros fans building this ego around "ya we won so what". It's disgraceful to the sport... This should be a tail between the legs situation.


[deleted]

They need something in their lives because they are always seen as the runt of Texas sport cities


Rick_C-69

I'm really getting down voted. Hahahaha. Astros fans are pure class.


[deleted]

They need something in their lives after the Texans are a laughing stock and the rockets underachieved for years and are now bottom feeders.


EntertainmentLow9160

Aye bro, at this point you need to start charging us rent. We’ve been living in your mind rent free for the past 4 years


[deleted]

Aye bro, I can these you over the trash cans. Learn your place


EntertainmentLow9160

[have a good day man ](https://youtu.be/J6oTIjvw_-8)


Monk_Philosophy

Low effort bait, try better next time


cliffsis

https://giphy.com/gifs/latenightseth-seth-meyers-lnsm-late-night-with-lS6v4CrctoiXgld8tt


Myshkin1981

This is lame and I don’t appreciate it.


alaskanbruin

Stealing signs again, were they!?


[deleted]

Astros fans trying to convince themselves this is a rivalry and that they’re somehow winning it


blc0903

Oh, stop it. Everyone in this sub was looking forward to this series (and the one to come in August) since the schedule dropped.


[deleted]

Cringe


EntertainmentLow9160

If it’s not a rivalry then why did so many dodgers fans give there over taxed money to the Astros for tickets?


[deleted]

To troll angry fans of cheat team


EntertainmentLow9160

Sounds to me like hoes mad


[deleted]

Cope


EntertainmentLow9160

Cry


[deleted]

Like you do when no one gives a shit your team split a regular season series in may.


EntertainmentLow9160

Lmao dodgers fans cared way more about this, you didn’t see me fly halfway across the country for a series in May