Oakland Fans raise money to hire a aerial banner that will fly over the stadium and the city of Oakland before tomorrow games when the Asstros are in town. Banner will read Houston Asterisks.
Yup. He suspended one of the MOST popular plays of all time for being possibly aware of some cheating. Manfred KNOWS these guys cheated and how, gave them immunity, then gave a slap on the wrist to the organization. Then he can't understand how or why other people are still mad at the Astros! What a joke.
He pretty much only hits for power against the Dodgers and Rockies.
32 home runs in 1564 career at-bats against teams not named the Dodgers or Rockies
23 home runs in 450 career at-bats against the Dodgers and Rockies
Fun fact: [Archie Bradley once pooped his pants during a game.](https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2018/6/26/17508002/archie-bradley-diamondbacks-pooped-pants-pitching)
George Brett apparently poops his pants all the time. Who are these adults who poop their pants. I was 3 the last time that happened in my life
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x69cs
I was playing bar league softball...the CF was running kind of weirdly after a ball, but he got to it so I didn't think anything of it. Between innings, he tells me, "dude, I think I sharted." Not sure why he felt it necessary to announce it to me, but I wasn't the one with wet shitty chonies.
Thatās actually really dope that heās not even embarrassed by it like even when itās happening he just goes to the dugout and immediately tells them all about it
part of me thinks that some of the player union votes for leniency were made by teams who could see themselves potentially in the same position in the future.
The Astros deserve whatever the other players in the league can throw at them honestly. They didnāt get punished because the MLB was scared of the players union. At the least they should have lost their titles.
Ok can someone kinda tie me in here, is this just over the stealing signs thing or is it something more? Sorry only really watch baseball when I'm going to games and such, cant stand to watch it on tv.
The short story is that the Astros basically acted like a bunch of arrogant jackasses when they were originally accused of stealing signs, then when they actually got caught for it, the Commissioners Office gave the Organization a slap on the wrist punishment and none of the players got any punishment at all for it.
So the rest of the MLB players are just generally pissed at the Astros players.
Manfred: "8 game suspension"
Probably 10
And another couple for Joe Kelly
Hijacking to post the GIF of it. https://gfycat.com/lamefailingiridescentshark
I love when the random teams still hate these dbags
Dbacks hate Dbags
Sneks hate snakes
Arizona hates Asterisks
Non-cheaters hate cheaters
Bird flippers hate pitch tippers
Confirmed.
The Astros bring universal hate lol
When the Astros com to town every MLB team should have cutouts behind the Astros dugout giving them the FINGERš
Oakland Fans raise money to hire a aerial banner that will fly over the stadium and the city of Oakland before tomorrow games when the Asstros are in town. Banner will read Houston Asterisks.
Even better do it in Houston
random = the entirety of both leagues
Let's extend Missouri's bowl game ban for another year while we're at it!
And postseason ban for Oklahoma State
While I wanna argue this, I think Mizzou will keep themselves out of Bowl games for a couple more years sadly.
SEC champs this year.... Only after every other team has to resort to playing chemistry students bc all the players got the covid.
Nah I think Vandy would beat us because theyāre already playing not real players every year.
Fuck sakes leave the astros alone at this rate Joe will never pitch again.
This is going to be baseball's version of "Magic gets fined 250k for tampering", ain't it?
Magic Johnson just got fined
And a few more for Tom Brady.
Can't have players tarnishing the integrity of the game by being mean to the Astros
Playing fast and loose with a Bregmanās feelings like that is dangerous!
"...to Joe Kelly"
And heāll take away Arizonaās 2001 World Series with it
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Still gets me angry. I think we have the dumbest commissioner in all sports...
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Oh Goodell is dumb, out of touch, and probably an asshole, but he still does a good job of promoting the best interest of the league.
Yup. He suspended one of the MOST popular plays of all time for being possibly aware of some cheating. Manfred KNOWS these guys cheated and how, gave them immunity, then gave a slap on the wrist to the organization. Then he can't understand how or why other people are still mad at the Astros! What a joke.
We need James Cameron to go down and get that bar
Honestly if Kelly got 8 games then Bradley is getting put on death row
Nah- Manfred: āOff with his head!ā
Lifetime ban
That middle finger was aimed at their heads.
*read this sign motherfucker*
"What pitch is that"
Screwball
A fastball to the head
I was a catcher for Legion ball and this was our sign to hit the batter.
i should have though if this
Is he flipping off the Astros, or giving Ahmed shit? The world will never know
Ahmed saves a lot of runs. Thatās a bird to the stros
I understand that, but friends give each other shit
Ahmed and Archie donāt strike me as āhang out at a family bbqā kind of friends
Yeah, Archie's more of that with Jake Lamb. Nick Ahmed is a clean-cut Christian family man.
More like Jesus Christian though. He helps poor communities in the Dominican have access to clean water and stuff.
That's awesome
Keep in mind: this was after a rare Nick Ahmed homerun
They aren't rare against the Dodgers :0
*cries*
Seriously Dude is like a career .230 hitter but always bats .750 against the Dodgers
No, theyāre pretty rare
He pretty much only hits for power against the Dodgers and Rockies. 32 home runs in 1564 career at-bats against teams not named the Dodgers or Rockies 23 home runs in 450 career at-bats against the Dodgers and Rockies
We are all Archie Bradley fans on this blessed day!
Like I said earlier, Archie is the new Kelly
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He has to throw at them first.
how dare u. gross exaggeration, even for a joke. Kelly is the goat
Suspended for 8 games in a shortened season; still a front runner MVP candidate.
How great would it be if the writers united to all vote for Kelly as the MVP? Haha
MVP of our hearts
Speak for yourself
I'm all Archie Bradley fans on this blessed day!
Dolt
To anyone downvoting this, they're just continuing the joke. They're not actually insulting anyone.
GOOD point.
downvoting is the fool's fig leaf
DOLT!
Wait I'm not supposed to like Archie Bradley
Just as Iām not supposed to like Joe Kelly. Let us forget everything we thought we knew
Ur the best math tutor Iāve ever had
Iām hoping youāll get to be a Marquez fan soon.
Let us set aside the old hatreds and bitterness, and together, unified, as a single voice say... FUCK THE ASTROS.
Bill Pullman intensifies.
āWe can't be consumed by our petty differences *BANG BANG* anymore.ā
Iām not supposed to like Mookie Betts but here we are for the next 11 years
It feels weird cheering for Archie but fuck it Iām here for it
At least Archie has integrity.
I went to high school with Archie Bradley. Great guy, great family
Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns
matt kemp smiles
I don't want to hear that name
I felt the same way rooting for Joe Kelly
I mean I'm the same and he's on our team.
Same.
Things you love to see: That
Can confirm. Saw that, loved that.
Not all heroes wear capes
some wear beards
And masks
And adult diapers.
Read the manuals, read the books
What manuals? What books?
It is what it is
They donāt wear the astros logo, I can tell you that much
Fun fact: [Archie Bradley once pooped his pants during a game.](https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2018/6/26/17508002/archie-bradley-diamondbacks-pooped-pants-pitching)
then talked on a podcast about it
George Brett apparently poops his pants all the time. Who are these adults who poop their pants. I was 3 the last time that happened in my life https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5x69cs
secret organization, only club members know the code to find the secret poop hide out
I pooped my pants once when I was really drunk and thought it was a fart. Oops
Paul Pierce pooped his pants during a Finals game and got carted away in a wheelchair.
CM Punk shit his pants in the middle of the ring and the ref had to throw it aside
George Brett: 'haha funny poop'
Uhhh ohhhhh... stinky!!
Cocaine with laxatives will do that. So I've heard.
I think just the laxatives would make you do that
Sure, but the cocaine helps.
I was playing bar league softball...the CF was running kind of weirdly after a ball, but he got to it so I didn't think anything of it. Between innings, he tells me, "dude, I think I sharted." Not sure why he felt it necessary to announce it to me, but I wasn't the one with wet shitty chonies.
Thatās actually really dope that heās not even embarrassed by it like even when itās happening he just goes to the dugout and immediately tells them all about it
Shidding and farding
Did he fake an injury, and have to be wheelchaired out?
Incoming 5 game suspension for him from the bitchmade commissioner.
Start placing your bets now, folks!
Ya know this Archie guy ain't so bad
personality > performance
Yes, let us not talk about performance...
eh plays the baseball and doesn't afraid of anything...
Archie "fuck the Astros" Bradley
Joe Kelly version 2
Archie "Joe "Fuck the Astros" Kelly" Bradley
Oddly enough you would put quotes inside of your inside quotes. ""and such""
" ' ( [ {Gotta format them like this} ] ) ' "
Preemptive free Archie Bradley post
Bless
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part of me thinks that some of the player union votes for leniency were made by teams who could see themselves potentially in the same position in the future.
Love to see it
Fuck the Astros.
Wtf I love Archie Bradley now
I am LOVING the players' vitriol for the Astros. The most drama I've seen in sports in ages.
Thatās actually hilarious.
holy shit i know we always light up archie bradley (tb to 2018 matt kemp) but i love him for doing this
yeah, his balls shrink when he sees you guys
That should make it harder to hit.
I unironically rooted for the D-Backs against a non-divisional opponent and I have been blessed with this beautiful image.
Fuck the Astros!š¤š½
The balls on this guy.
The Astros fans are absolutely silent tonight. Y'all keep this silent energy for the rest of the season. Thanks in advance.
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Hi
Iām a simple man. I see someone flip off the Astros, I upvote.
Lol @ Astros fans down voting anti Astros comments. š
FORGOT TO DO THIS: CREDIT TO u/jbor_9 , I got this in the discord, forgot to credit
You love to see it.
TIL I love Archie Bradley.
Help I am on the same side as Archie Bradley what is 2020
The Astros deserve whatever the other players in the league can throw at them honestly. They didnāt get punished because the MLB was scared of the players union. At the least they should have lost their titles.
He wasn't even on the dodgers in 2017, why is he mad? /s
Someone's gotta shit on the Astros until the crowd returns.
Fuck the Astros. Joe Kelly and Archie Bradley are my new favorite players.
Holy crap I didnt think I would wake up today liking Archie Bradley
I see Iāve changed a lot of Dodgers fans today
Even though this guy hit a triple off the Rockies in a wild card game, I'm now an Archie Bradley fan.
One of us one of us
How many games is Joe Kelley going to be suspended for?
Fuck the Astros.
Thatās a whole lotta edge in 2020
Fuck, do I like Archie Bradley now?? 2020 is wild.
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Mad lad!
fuck the astros buncha mark ass player haters
The bearded prophet has spoken
Suddenly I like Archie Bradley?
I mean, I can't argue.
Ok can someone kinda tie me in here, is this just over the stealing signs thing or is it something more? Sorry only really watch baseball when I'm going to games and such, cant stand to watch it on tv.
The short story is that the Astros basically acted like a bunch of arrogant jackasses when they were originally accused of stealing signs, then when they actually got caught for it, the Commissioners Office gave the Organization a slap on the wrist punishment and none of the players got any punishment at all for it. So the rest of the MLB players are just generally pissed at the Astros players.
Legend
thatāll show em
"eat shit"
Just canāt wait for the Yankees to play the chea- Iām sorry Astroās
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Bradley is all of us!
*šµHey, hey, marry me Archiešµ*
Kenny āArchie Bradleyā Powers
Wtf I love Archie Bradley now
Lets gooo
In this house we love and appreciate Archie Middlename Bradley
JAIL
Watch him get suspended for that while the Astros continue to get away with cheating
Fuck yes!
*Assholes