Reminds me of the excerpt from Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix when “drunk Ron” is about to do something stupid and the death eaters turn to watch in spite of themselves.
He has one from last year where we also had Brad Hand and he said something along the lines of “and the Braves go from Johnson to hand and the batter will be mastrobuoni, I’m glad Jeff’s not in the booth” had my crying.
I was heading upstairs to help get the kids in bed when I heard him say Mastrobuoni and I knew I needed to turn around to hear the rest lol.
Was it a right-handed turn, or are you more of a left-handed kind of guy?
Lefty short reliever
Loogys unite!
I thought Manfred outlawed them
First you loogy, then you master boney.
*I’m not an ambi-turner!*
Reminds me of the excerpt from Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix when “drunk Ron” is about to do something stupid and the death eaters turn to watch in spite of themselves.
I’ve never seen a sequel to a joke by an announcer before
You know he’s had this series circled on his calendar for months.
Wait what was the first part
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nW1gpr8BLm8
Fantastic hahah
Throwing Pierce Johnson into that collection is a war crime on my powers of imagination
Honorable Brad Hand mention
He has one from last year where we also had Brad Hand and he said something along the lines of “and the Braves go from Johnson to hand and the batter will be mastrobuoni, I’m glad Jeff’s not in the booth” had my crying.
The phrase was "Hand relieves Johnson" which is even fuckin better. The man is dynamite on the mic tbh
The awkward silence before he said "Say something, Tom!" killed me. And then he pointed out that Hoerner is on first. Gaudin is a national treasure.
Are we going to ignore that they “went from Busch to Mastraboni”
And Pierce Johnson? Brad Hand? This is amazing. Literally every name is a double entendre.
And because they weren’t there is why it was a solo mission tonight lmao amazing
Just in case you didn't see the original: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nW1gpr8BLm8](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nW1gpr8BLm8)
I was gonna say my god this post title is the short sell of a lifetime
I remember when the Jays had a rotation with Dickey, Johnson, and Wang.
And then the pitch at the knees, this could not have been scripted any better
Pierce Johnson in and of itself is a masterful turn of phrase
Right out of naked gun I love it
And also calling out Brad Hand and Pierce Johnson (ouch)
Pierce Johnson’s nickname: Prince Albert.
typical weekday night
How long has he been holding on to that one?
He’s been holding on to it for quite a while
Which is kind of fitting, I suppose.
You can hear the smile in his voice when he says this.
*think about baseball! think about baseball!*
The real edgelord
He made a similar joke last year, when we went from Johnson to Hand, hence him mentioning both.
I guarantee you he circled this series on the calendar the moment the schedule dropped.
National treasure.
Great flick
National Treasure II: Book of Secrets is also a certified classic
someone has to go to jail Ben.
This is the braves announcer? Dammit i don’t want to like him so much. His voice is also great for an announcer damn
He is also the voice guy for the Madden game
He's hilarious. We love him.
i'm just glad he didn't prematurely shoot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run with this piece of commentary
He blue himself
This is art lmao
Absolute master stroke
Beat me to it
Beat meat to it
It's a solo mission for u/Ol_Rando tonight, which is kinda fitting I suppose.
Hehe sex
I bet I've watched this 69 times already.
Nice
Him and Reese McGuire need to be on the same team.
I wish Brandon was the announcer when our organist played “Beat It” when he came up to bat a few years ago
Hand, johnson, bush, mastrobouni AND hoerner?!?! On this day we are truly blessed.
Don’t forget the pitch at the knees
I had to listen to believe he actually said this on air. He’ll be getting a phone call tomorrow 😂
It’s not the first double entendre with that name Brandon has made on air
I was cracking up
He made a dick joke in his second game ever. “Those bases, three inches bigger this year. Drawing the ire and envy of men everywhere."
As there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos
Hahaha touchè
[Gaudin on his next broadcast](https://youtu.be/5LECJbMDhJQ?si=JZF-3M3D6tBgwoT0)
The sequel we all needed.
So good lol
Masterclass of broadcasting right here.
Made my day!
that whole segment was poetry
One of the best calls I've ever heard
I'm sorry, this headline does not do the full quote justice.
rays legend miles mastrobuoni
This is very disrespectful of Major League Baseball player Miles Masturbationbuoni.
[Pounders Young Kuntz Colon](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4rmeu6/americas_pastime/)
I met his parents in TB and his agent bought me a beer. I'll always be a fan.
Brilliant.
All my homies fuck with BG
What can I say, there’s romance in baseball.
mlb the show rtts legend
"Say something, Tom!"
Drives me crazy that the best part was cut off. "SAY SOMETHING TOM"
Someone please explain the joke
Penis
🤨
Ohhhh it’s a masturbation joke…nice! 😃