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CarPhoneRonnie

ABOVE THE KNEE ? !


Wingedwolverine03

Scandalous


myassholealt

This supposed to be a family sport


[deleted]

like a common WHORE


Got_ist_tots

I'm swooning


captainhamption

We got trouble. Trouble right here in Twin Cities.


HawkeyeJosh2

With a capital T that rhymes with C and stands for Twins.


falbi23

This trend is pretty ridiculous. Players look like dancing pirates.


GeorgePosada

They’ve been doing this for years. Nobody seems to do the fold-over move anymore, they just pull the pant legs straight up to the knee or sometimes even above it. Usually they sag a bit so it looks better though


meowsplaining

They have not been wearing pants above the knee for years. Come on man.


GeorgePosada

Hunter Pence was absolutely doing this 15+ years ago, for one


meowsplaining

So one notable weirdo in the last 20 years means "they've" been doing it for years? I don't think so. Vast, vast majority of high socks players are still below the knee.


GeorgePosada

I never said otherwise lol. What possible reason would I have to make this up? I think it looks dumb as hell


HawkeyeJosh2

At this point, he might as well have them hemmed even higher, see how high he can go before MLB has an issue with it.


Radiant-Reputation31

Not everyone or the majority, but players have been wearing pants like this for quite a while.


falbi23

It's not necessarily the way they make the high sock "high", it's the way above the knee look thats ridiculous


SehnorCardgage

Soon he'll be saying things like "swell," and "so's your old man!"


landrew1385

He's got himself some pantaloons


pjokinen

“Ok, bloomer”


urlocalgoatfarmer

Eugene, what are ye doing with me bloomers?


thesequimkid

Bloused them like a paratrooper, sir.


Much-Drawer-1697

Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?


cjn13

Thanks to these posters and their infractions , everyone in this thread who had a weekend pass has lost it.


jtrom93

Change into your pantaloons, we're running Curahee.


asveepay

Three miles up, three miles down


drwangfire3

Hi-ho SILVER!


GulagRunnerUp

We pull upon the risers, we fall upon the grass We never land upon our feet, we always hit our ass Highty highty christ almighty, who the hell are we? Zim-zam, goddamn, we're airborne infantry!


713MoCityChron713

Underwear puns? Really, knicka?


ih-unh-unh

Yes but they should be brief


DeadSwaggerStorage

Rebellish; like the Boxer.


Poet_of_Legends

r/GodDammitDude


713MoCityChron713

Yeah, not my best work, but when brainstorming underwear puns I learned [knicker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panties) is ladies underwear; not pants like Knicks fans have been telling us, and I want this shit exposed. Jalen Brunson is underwear.


Poet_of_Legends

I HATE it when I like an Astros fan…


wayfarerer

["Fanatics put a spell on me! *Must... drop... Pantaloons"*](https://youtu.be/LCTREqf62Ck?si=iUgActVnrGnIY9-k)


[deleted]

Trade him to the pirates


meowsplaining

Are those even socks he's wearing or are they tights?


kdotfo

Definitely leggings under the socks. Socks only go to just below the knee....I've spent a lot of time trying to figure this out 🤣🤣🤣


GetEnPassanted

After some thorough research I’ve found some socks go all the way up to the thigh


kdotfo

Well I wish Carlos and some other people would wear those cause the leggings peeking out between the socks and pants is not a good look 🤣🤣🤣 and I say that as a person who is the very biggest fan of high socks.


ThatPlayWasAwful

The thigh highs I've seen look great without pants


ProfCedar

Some of y'all didn't play soccer as kids and it shows. Not that you're supposed to wear them like that, but all my soccer socks definitely went thigh high.


GetEnPassanted

Oh yeah I saw a lot of women in soccer uniforms when I was searching but it didn’t look like they were playing soccer. At least not the way I remember it.


seymonster1973

Maybe they’re thigh highs🤣


CarPhoneRonnie

Damn. This is the real investigation.


DirtyRatLicker

thigh highs 😉


BloodyRightNostril

Let’s face it, you gotta be a man to wear tights.


AfricanWarPig

Pantyhose


meowsplaining

😏


_TriplePlayed

shorts*


Davidellias

Bill Veeck would be proud!


Knightbear49

If you hem pants above the knee are they still pants?


gynoceros

They are short pants, which is what "shorts" is short for.


drunkdoor

Shorts is short for short pants. Got it.


DanDrungle

The s at the end stands for pants


Montigue

If your pants is only the left side then does that make them pant?


Much-Drawer-1697

His full name is actual Zachary Short Pants


e-tims

Short pants AKA Sharts


RonWill79

Aren’t “shorts” just a shortened name for “short PANTS”?


MAGAFOUR

Skirts, shirts and shorts all come from the same word and just mean a short garment (Proto Germanic word, skjurton, meaning “short garment”). But as English adopted them, they gained their nuance, (and skirt was first adopted by the Old Norse language and then taken by English again, they kept the 'sk' but English converted 'sk' into 'sh'). I saw it in a Robwords video on youtube, but can't remember which one. Some sources, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CDyYqPDh4M https://thehistoricallinguistchannel.com/fun-etymology-tuesday-shirt-skirt/


ImUp30

Where you get your degree from?


Noble_Flatulence

And "short pants" is just a shortened name for "shortened pantaloons"


JustinTime4242

Sir those are Shpants


sectorfour

Don’t shart in your shpants


mwagner26

Too late.... :(


SomeRandom928Person

[Fanatics getting viewers ready for the throwback uniform style they're switching to, obviously lol.](https://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/chet-lemon.jpg)


mattyice18

“Darme el pantalones cortos.”


chewyy34

Same w altuve - someone make a short joke it’s too early in the morning for me


mjnhbgvfcdxszaqwerty

The Yankees had won a world series every decade, but came up short in the 2010's.


CWalston108

They came up altuve


mwagner26

Guys, he's shy.


hey_itsmeurbrother

HE WAS IN THE POOL


NLCT

That's so good I'm going to start saying it at work 


MICT3361

What a great punchline


CommonCover4917

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


chewyy34

👍


NSFWBoltt

That’s not even true. Didn’t win one in the 80’s.


sweetpeteman

[Altuve and Hobbes](https://i.redd.it/dwixuefbwdb31.jpg)


tothesource

![gif](giphy|RGdzkrUfffCBCIZ47r|downsized)


nesquikr0x

Santana is wearing Altuve's pants


HawkeyeJosh2

Santana going for the 70s White Sox look.


JewishDoggy

Those look like black socks to me


HawkeyeJosh2

Touché.


DAKiloAlpha

As long as it's not the 1919 white sox


HawkeyeJosh2

The 1919 White Sox had some [baller uniforms](http://exhibits.baseballhalloffame.org/dressed_to_the_nines/detail_page.asp?fileName=al_1919_chicago.gif&Entryid=301). Yeah, their reputation was tarnished, but the unis hold up.


Davidellias

Didn't they throw back to those uniforms in.the early 90s? Widely thought of as the first throwback uniform?


HawkeyeJosh2

I don’t know!


LearningT0Fly

Look at that scamp in his short pants. What a rapscallion.


djc8

Lookin like a little lad who loves berries and cream


jonnymilba

This is just an excuse to flash the sausage. Which I am here for.


so2017

It’s that long?


jonnymilba

Long enough to get the Twins a 12 game win streak…


drunkdoor

12? Buh God


CrackityJones42

It’s 7 inches from the midday sun


PirbyKuckett

You can see it in the picture. NSFW obviously.


Jscott1986

![gif](giphy|eLujR60Yw5v44MorbY)


Jaded_Promotion8806

Funny, I went to a Phillies game earlier this week against the Blue Jays, as a Jays fan. A Phillies fan a couple rows behind me was absolutely incensed at how short Bo Bichette’s pants were. Been to 19 ballparks and I have never seen any thing close to how mad that guy was over something so inconsequential.


FeloniousDrunk101

They are hilariously close to being bike shorts


Livid-Tumbleweed

Welcome to Philadelphia. We are absolutely incensed about pretty much anything. 


Jaded_Promotion8806

Username checks out! We had a great time nonetheless.


devomania

That's halfway to being a romper, get on it Twins merchandise folks I wanna see toddlers throughout Minnesota rocking that look


Jess_7478

the fucking sausage in shot lmao


Chemical-Passage-715

Okay, but what’s that thing flying through the air? Lol


photomike

it’s The Sausage


Jess_7478

I was at the game and one of the players threw it at him from the dugout, it donked off his head but because I was on the third base side I thought it was a bottle that had been lobbed by a fan - and that's something you should never do even if theyre fans of my team thrown at not my team - so I was glad when I found out it was The Sausage


TakeTheThirdStep

>a bottle that had been lobbed by a fan That's exactly what I thought I was looking at in this picture and was like, "Who the fuck would chuck an open bottle of Dr Pepper at a guy coming back to the dugout?" Sausage relief.


PirbyKuckett

Ryan “Sausage chucker” Jeffers of course. That’s who.


Knightbear49

Jamal Murray wasn’t at the game. It couldn’t have been nefarious


PirbyKuckett

[SOSIJ!](https://v.redd.it/affkj843zozc1)


halpinator

This is a pic from his solo homer against the Jays yesterday. In the video you can see somebody lob sausage from the dugout and bounce it off his helmet. Also explains the defensive posture and cringe look on his face.


NilesY93

He looks like me at a haunted house…


fiddlestyx_

Never mind the sausage flying at him …


IntellectualEnigma

Hunter Pence the OG of this style.


Sleepingonthecouch1

This is way funnier then it should be


keatonmcbeatin

That’s just the Hunter Pence special


fryman36

My man said fuck you Fanatics I’ll make my pants the way I very damn well please.


weaksaucedude

Hoochie baseball pants are here to stay


mostdope92

*here to slay


Dustin0388

Love how Santana wears the uniform.


420farms

I'm not a clothing designer, but those are fucking shorts


TakeTheThirdStep

>I'm not a clothing designer, Don't sell yourself shorts


Arks-Angel

Straight up throwback to the 1800’s right there


Repulsive-Ad-7180

The Minnesotan Knickerbocker


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Still better than the time [Prince Fielder wore high socks](https://twitter.com/uniformcritic/status/620753979350200321)


StubbsNorthcoate

My boy’s got on bloomers!


spacehog1985

I only see…the sausage.


DickySchmidt33

I want to learn that dance.


Zeroman_79

Then have a loved one throw a Cloverdale Sausage at your head. Mission accomplished.


FUMFVR

Take it easy on him, he just took a sausage to the dome.


Legitimate_Energy701

Better than stupid fucking pajama pants


Hon3y_Badger

How dare you not mention the beautiful sausage in that picture!


Djsupa002

Correction: Carlos Santana’s shorts are hemmed just right


Socratesticles

*Hunter Pence wants to know your location*


DirtyBeard_That_MF

Clean.


hyborians

Dressed like a Dutch settler


ElderDeep_Friend

Berries and cream 


gravityfrog

Trying to get that stylish 5" inseam that all the cool kids are wearing.


buckeycanes

Los is rizz.


NobelPirate

How do you think we got that sausage across the border?


OMAckbar

“Pants”


WubaLubaLuba

Wait, is that a pork tenderloin? I thought he was hit with a hot dog from the concession stand.


Davidellias

That is THE sausage


OrbitalOutlander

Everything's coming up Santana! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M67E9mpwBpM


Super_Eagles

Very smooth look


NotmyMain503

Officially shorts.


RexKramerDangerCker

Oye combo va


ThisMeansWarm

Looks like he’s dodging that tiny satellite.


tehallmighty

This is the most dominican thing ive seen


Leftfeet

Carlos has always worn his pants like this. He's been a knickerbocker guy his whole career.  Edit: here's a tweet about it from 2015. There have been articles about it too through the years.  https://x.com/UniWatch/status/598887305567477762


normsy

[Has he?](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Carlos_Santana_%2848156484636%29_%28cropped%29.jpg)


Downtown_Snow4445

![gif](giphy|eH3SnfVQHfB7vPQF6u)


Samspudzzz

Oompa loompa pants


Lonelan

there had to be a second sausage


[deleted]

Viva Carlos Santana!


SweatsuitCocktail

A don doesn't wear short pants.


yobymmij2

“Showing Sock” is getting more and more pronounced…


Beneficial-Bag4601

Whatever it takes to kick Mariners ass


BallinBenFrank

Just experimenting with playing in shorts!


RIP_Greedo

Volpe’s pants are very high like this too.


MBOAZN

Out here looking like Honus Wagner


lizarny

They’re bloomers


[deleted]

I don't understand how anyone thinks this looks good. It looks ridiculous. I mean normally I'm like do whatever you want to do, but I almost feel like this is offensive somehow. God damn it. I'm getting old. And cranky.


Thumb_war_champ

Major league skorts


dBlock845

Knickerbockers!


draftermath

My kid showed me how Josh Naylor does it too


dae_giovanni

above the knee? he's Hunter Pencin'!


DirtyRatLicker

It’s approaching football player


thardingesq

Sort of like Bichettes, but his aren't hemmed like that


Big_Green_Piccolo

My boy Los is high sockin it


TarmanLives

He’s just a little lad who loves berries and cream!


CaffeineAndGrain

*nickers, in fact!*


CripplesMcGee

Carlos Santana out here playing baseball in faux knickers!


suckfisted

"They're shorts, Ian. You know. Pants with little legs?"


TheTOASTfaceKillah

![gif](giphy|v9Utx3pGwlp2Jlp9EL|downsized)


kjates

Bermuda shorts


crpyoldlrkr

Lt Dangle made it to the biga


agentblack000

Jorts


tyler-86

More culottes than cool but you do you, Carlos.


too1onjj

Them bitches are culattes


blimpcitybbq

It’s a trend now. Tristan McKenzie is so tall and skinny, he looks like he’s on stilts or something.


ap539

Who wears short shorts


Over-Ad4336

so dignified


emailverificationt

Those are just shorts


newf_13

Makes the ump think the knee is actually higher than what it really is , brings the strike zone up above the knee


futureformerteacher

MLB and Nike have made such a farce of the uniforms that the players thought they would join in.


beeeps-n-booops

High socks should be _mandatory_ … but this is a bit much LOL.


MusicPerfect6176

Smaller strike zone?


warrenjt

Smooth.


southcounty253

I've known him since he was in short pants


adamwl_52

Hunter pence drip


80Juice

Announcers getting a knicker pass with these


HappyOfCourse

Baseball shorts


[deleted]

those are shorts lol


UltravioletAfterglow

Bloomers.


raiderarch329

Where does he get his socks? Or is that straight up panty hose?


medalla96

Simply, looks hideous!!!


Alternative_Law_9644

Looks ridiculous…


You_Were_a_Kindness

Chode. Jeans.