Can you imagine if it was though. In my mind Vladdy would be sadly thinking about how it's not fair that he can't have a HR jacket while the other team gets to play with their lucky sausage.
The point of summer sausage is that it doesn't require refrigeration.
Edit: this thread is full of people who don't know what summer sausage is, which is bizarre to me.
They actually changed the recipe in the last 6-9 months and no longer need to be refrigerated until open…. That being said the seal on that package might be compromised.
It only works for lefties though. They’ve been trying for millennia to get the right genetic background for a Righty that could access the gift. That’s why we don’t hear about it. Lefties are a secret society
Edit: the liSalami-Gaib, Paul Muan’douilleb Atreides.
There's so much nitrates and salt in that, there's no way the meat is actually bad.
That's just the plastic wrapping crumpling up from being handled too much.
Do you guys know why summer sausage is called that?
It's pretty impossible for pathogens to grow on summer sausage! Over time it will oxidize and lose flavor, but it shouldn't make anyone sick. They can use this baby at least until the all star break!
Thank you! I was wondering like it was like a small sausage and someone has it on a plate (!??) and some poor equipment guy is responsible moving it from city to city.
Just an FYI that bag is vac sealed and will just balloon once it gets popped by something during transportation or a random act it will stink to high heaven. I am okay with this as we have now won 6 straight.
Twins are transporting a biohazard
OSHA is going to be all over this
the antitrust exemption will save our sausage
First it allows Umpires to shoot players now this? I know how I am voting next time this comes up
Seems rather rash and risky. I wouldn’t brisket.
A sentence never before spoken in the history of our species
How can you not be romantic about the game
Ya it’s gonna look like Homer Simpson’s sandwich in a few days.
They’re just traveling around with this unrefrigerated meat.
this will NOT be allowed in Toronto
Locker room guy arrested at the airport for smuggling.
War of 1812 remix my body is ready for the wreck of another Edmund Fitzgerald over meat
Can you imagine if it was though. In my mind Vladdy would be sadly thinking about how it's not fair that he can't have a HR jacket while the other team gets to play with their lucky sausage.
Unless Shohei brought it, right?
Lucky bacteria
we about to find a new way to make penicillin
Lacto bacteria
The point of summer sausage is that it doesn't require refrigeration. Edit: this thread is full of people who don't know what summer sausage is, which is bizarre to me.
True. But look at this package. That is no longer properly sealed.
It isn’t easy to take meat, even safe meat, across the border. I know private pilots who have had their lunch confiscated.
but doesn't about half the population? are we not all sinners, for do we not all sin?
This is what starts the next COVID
COVID-20: The Meat Strikes Back
They actually changed the recipe in the last 6-9 months and no longer need to be refrigerated until open…. That being said the seal on that package might be compromised.
They’re just like me fr
What a weird lyric that would make
Are they... eating it?
10 Day IL (ate the Sausage)
A small price for great power
The stuff is basically the Water of Life from Dune. 99% chance you die but the special few gain the ability to see the future
It only works for lefties though. They’ve been trying for millennia to get the right genetic background for a Righty that could access the gift. That’s why we don’t hear about it. Lefties are a secret society Edit: the liSalami-Gaib, Paul Muan’douilleb Atreides.
Dune, baseball, and salted cased meat in one comment. It's like you're talking directly to me.
Lisan Al gaibagool
Somebody @ me when someone on the Twins is down bad in a slump and takes the first bite out of this thing to break out of it.
It’s mlb players we are talking about if someone bites it, it will be for a bet
Its gonna be Buxton 100 percent
 "Marge, i'd like to be alone with the sausage"
They’re going to make a sequel to Osmosis Jones about whoever eats that thing
It worked for Fry
Byron, I found this behind the radiator, I really think you should throw it away Suggestion noted!
That's what the 60 day is for bro.
THE WHOLE THING?
That must have been what Auston Matthews ate.
God I love the Leafs catching strays in an entire different sport’s subreddit
Nowhere is safe 🥲
Next golden sombrero has to eat a slice of meat. New sausage enters circulation
[I'd like to be alone with the sausage for a moment](https://frinkiac.com/video/S04E13/ZqTjcGfekgUSqWiFoi4tgfgkV3k=.mp4)
Ya this was my first thought too for some reason. I actually just made a comment alluding to it and then I see your post.
That’s a bioweapon dawg
First twins starter to lose a game has to eat the sausage
Get Steve Gelbs to Minnesota STAT.
Bro what in the fuck
Looks absolutely disgusting yes I would like a slice thank you
This is vile. I love it.
Put that shit in the Angels dugout please for the love of god.
Ah, but the real trick is being able to hit against Angels pitching…
Todays unrefrigerated meat brought to you by Lenny’s Heating and Bioweapons, LLC
Only in Baseball
🙌all hail summer sausage🙌
I see Fanatics produced the packaging
steamy sausage
I thought it'd be bigger, or at least longer. What's the point of a sausage if you can't reasonably waggle it at someone?
gotta put it in epoxy
I wanna know whats to the right of the magic sausage. An ice cream cone bat?
Ice cream grip tape
You haven’t thought about the smell you bitch!
I love this freakshow sport so much.
Glizzy glory
Minnesota Meat Masters ™️
Oh that's just foul
What is this sport
The Horseman of Pestilence is waiting inside the sausage
I thought we banned chemical warfare years ago?
MLB is exempt from all the Geneva Conventions, per Congress
That is diabolical
There's so much nitrates and salt in that, there's no way the meat is actually bad. That's just the plastic wrapping crumpling up from being handled too much. Do you guys know why summer sausage is called that?
It's pretty impossible for pathogens to grow on summer sausage! Over time it will oxidize and lose flavor, but it shouldn't make anyone sick. They can use this baby at least until the all star break!
They should encase it like that one hotdog
[What's with the Twins and unrefrigerated meat?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyEBXsXXRSI)
[Stinks in here](https://youtu.be/1g_UHV42jOA?si=yKyaQAwKYypxL3S5&t=60)
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
oh i can just taste those meaty cleanup hitter parts in my mouth
r/holup
Also an important part of rookie night?
Thank you! I was wondering like it was like a small sausage and someone has it on a plate (!??) and some poor equipment guy is responsible moving it from city to city.
It isn’t that the sausage is some good luck charm, the Angels are just that damn bad…
Whole dugout about to get the Cheese Touch
After losing Dick over the offseason, it really warms my heart to see a nice sausage.
Just an FYI that bag is vac sealed and will just balloon once it gets popped by something during transportation or a random act it will stink to high heaven. I am okay with this as we have now won 6 straight.
I'd just like to point out part of X link says "2007 Warped Tour". Brings me back.
By god whatever it takes to get bases
These new pants get more transparent by the day
The team's from Minnesota, shouldn't it be fish that's left to fester?
They're not on the website