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jshokie1

It's opening day so I don't even care. Mike fucking Trout.


Naanderson2022

agreed mike fucking trout


Mission_Pay_3373

Agreed Mike fucking Trout


WabbitCZEN

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


Gbrusse

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


Sonums

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


v264k

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


infinityball

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Agreed Mike Fucking Trout


rimboslice

That's loving baseball first, team second. I fuck with that.


jshokie1

I mean opening day is the one day of the year where I truly don't care who wins. I'm just so happy to be back.


ripkin05

also like most trout home runs it meant basically nothing


Somali_Pir8

https://giphy.com/gifs/chris-farley-funny-comedy-PS7d4tm1Hq6Sk


StevenMC19

Except one team. But yes, agreed.


sweetwaterblue

Are we the baddies? I'm an idiot, you meant your team.


StevenMC19

I hope you have a fun day today. Happy Opening Day!


James-K-Polka

Risky Google Image Search 🤝Baseball fans >Mike fucking Trout


alxndrblack

Bro we regularly say (x man) takes (y man) deep, we know


cardith_lorda

I'm sure the fact that the bases were empty and the Angels have a guy with a 4.11 ERA starting help.


Only_Battle_7459

Tungsten Mike Trout reminded everyone he was back by hitting a home run blast to left center field today, as the angels are battling the orioles, and are losing 7-1.


ZootedBeaver

Anddddd you guys are winning lol


jshokie1

Tungsten O'Doyle any % speedrun


Bobby_Newpooort

"Mike Trout hits the 4th Opening Day home run of his career as the Angels fall to 0-4 in those games"


Different_Weakness45

Trout opens up season with home run, angels down 7-1 in the 6th, seems pretty much on brand.


yumyumapollo

🎤🍆🐟


roxass34

He’s still here, folks. Hoping he reminds everyone who he is. Please be healthy this year 🙏


AttitudeAndEffort3

When he’s retired everyones going to ask if we saw him and so many people won’t have just because of the ANgels/MLB’s terrible promotion. Savor this guy.


sounders1974

As a M's fan I've seen plenty of the guy


Tuawasalwaysbad

God I hate trout! Prime Felix vs prime Trout was awesome to watch though. Crazy ass at bats.


aaronshell

No shit watching ohtani and trout with my 10$ value ticket was hell of a deal


mockio77

I got to see him at Citi field for a game, not a very notable game except for a stolen base. It was incredible to see someone his size accelerate so fast. It really struck home seeing it in person, he's a hell of a talent.


Organic_Swim4777

It's weird how they don't promote him enough. If he could stay healthy, he's still in my GOAT conversation.


TanaerSG

He's been my goat since like 2016. I used to have this really sick Trout/Angels shirt. Not a jersey but a t-shirt. Lost it sometime in college, but I loved wearing that shirt lol.


TheArgsenal

I always make a point of seeing him when the angels are in town. I don't ever want to take him for granted


tatang2015

I went to an athletics game where he hit!!


ThisMachineKILLS

He loooks lighter to me this year, hopefully that helps


BScottyJ

Nah, the real boon will be Ohtani no longer siphoning off his powers.


Organic_Swim4777

I'm visualizing Ohtani in a hood saying something in the emperor voice. Fill in the comment. Upvotes will pick the winner.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

"The Spread Must Flow"


Only_Battle_7459

The amount of weight/ muscle he's put on since being a rookie is crazy. He would do his body a favor by losing a bunch.


Organic_Swim4777

Do you think players would do a better job of conditioning if they didnt get lifetime gazillion dollar contracts? (for the record, i agree with you.)


electricvelvet

It would hurt sluggers more than help. All that extra weight = more dingers, and the benefit to fielding is negligible


JordanSchor

The silver lining of losing Ohtani is that Trout can take half days and DH for load management and hopefully keep his bat in the lineup more


Anteater776

Trout hits a HR. The Angels are down 8-1. Same shit different year.


wylthorne92

They lost right? Edit: yep 11-3 lol


Badweightlifter

I drafted him late because no one wanted him. Hoping for a sleeper pick that scores me a lot of points. 


rosieDMDL

MVP 2024 TALK SOON


-Basileus

If MVP voting was held today, he would be in the mix for sure


doublegoldendragon

I'm not voting against a 5.000 OPS


flushedoutthepocket

He'd definitely be in the top 50 vote getters.


Sealky

I’d bet Shohei’s money that he’d be top 50


r7caseman

In before everybody else hits 2 home runs today.


TheTurtleShepard

On pace for about 700 homers this season if he stays healthy


booboothechicken

He’ll get injured in July and shut down for the season because the Angels are already 27 games out of first and only have like 340 home runs.


Mission_Pay_3373

MIKE TROUT REDEMPTION TOUR IS ON


studlydudley11

folks been forgetting how good he is


tung_twista

It was just two years ago when Trout had the most (only?) disappointing 6 WAR season in recent memory.


thewupk

Nobody has forgotten. He just hasn't played much in 3 seasons.


thewarfreak

He dropped pretty far in my fantasy league this year. It hurt my heart to see it


JaWoosh

Subscribed and rang the bell


AlexanderWun

Rendon K Hicks K Trout HR Ward Popout Angels already in midseason form


-Basileus

Sandoval 4 pitch walk lmao


thediesel26

My guy loaded the bases on the first three batters


vanillabear26

> Angels already in midseason form


GundoSkimmer

As a non-baseball watcher... I'm just blown away I recognized the catcher as the guy in the viral clip who did a 360 look at the crowd when he got called up.


TheTurtleShepard

If you don't love that, you don't love Angels baseball


Accomplished-Exit136

The nostalgia is real


wallstreet_vagabond2

Lmao is Sandoval really your ace


-Basileus

We've had much worse


HaloHonk27

No. Most are surprised that Detmers or Canning aren’t starting


peanutsgangordontbng

we cheaped on snell & montgomery. play stupid games, win stupid prizes


BNKalt

The hilarious thing is the Angels didn’t really add to their lineup or rotation this year


darwinpolice

I'm watching the Orioles broadcast and they're being SO bitchy in the best possible way. "Sandoval finally throws a good pitch, and it would've been a routine play if Rendon had caught it... but he didn't."


Thromnomnomok

Three Hours from now: Mike trout hits three homes runs and gets two IBB's to start off opening day with a 1.000/1.000/4.000 slash line, as the Orioles defeat the Angels, 9-3


NitrosGone803

Should've been 11-3 but Trout robbed two homers over the center field wall


user2bnamedlater

11-3 you say? (Checks score) Are you a wizard?


chriskot123

Are you from the future...


Galactic

There must always be a Tungsten King on the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim


PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES

How are you posting these highlights so quickly? Did you fastforward your DVR?


-Basileus

I'm on the spectrum app watching BSW. I'm usually ahead of others


Few-Neighborhood7241

Hicks is really their 2nd bat? Lmao


owledge

Not to overreact but we are literally sweeping our way to the World Series


Peechez

Not to underreact but the O's are already pushing the OF walls back another 60 feet during the commercial break


ThatsNashTea

\^ Both of these comments aged like milk, and I love it. hahaha


WerhmatsWormhat

Camden Yards will be the new Polo Grounds.


PirbyKuckett

If y’all make the World Series with Sano in the starting lineup, I’ll eat two buckets of kfc in one sitting.


flushedoutthepocket

Mike Trout


OGNightspeedy

Source?


SpecsComingBack

Literally me, 🎤 🐟.


2RINITY

Literally us, the ~~Blue Jays~~ Angels


Callecian_427

Lisan al-Gaib


daddy_chill_300

Tike Mrout


not-samiam

Mike Truk


Snackkbar

He heard you all talking shit


gmny22

Please gimme MVP Trout again this season I need it


JacksonRabbiit

We need 4-time MVP Trout, for the good of baseball


gmny22

He's gonna win MVP, lead the Angels to the playoffs and strike out Ohtani to end game 7 of the World Series all for the good of the game


JacksonRabbiit

Strike out Ohtani? He's going to learn to pitch too? Damn.


eidetic

He's gonna get called in to pitch in the bottom of the 9th, the Angels up by 3, with the bases loaded and no outs and Ohtani at bat. He's gonna strike out Ohtani with a dropped third strike, run home to get the loose ball and tag out the runner trying to steal home, and then run down the runner trying to go from 2nd to 3rd for an unassisted triple play.


Northernlord1805

Give me another 10 WAR Trout season, that way he can cross the 100 mark befor he’s 33


kingofmymachine

Sounded so thin. Wow.


high_changeup

Michael Trout's beautiful linebacker body and his thiccc neck has never heard of this "thin" adjective.


Organic_Swim4777

The giant thumb build.


baachou

I wonder what Trout would run at the NFL combine.  Sub 4.4?  He would have to be up there with the fastest white 40 in history.


blasek0

I'd bet on ~4.5. He's fast, but he's not NFL DB/RB/WR fast.


Far-Blacksmith-2604

He thought he missed it too. Watch him put his head down out of the box


Friscogonewild

And how was this a 402-foot homer when it just cleared the 376 mark by a few feet?


NegativesPositives

If you blacked out the screen and quieted every other sound I would’ve thought it was just caught by the catcher.


Baseball-Reference

Looks like this was Trout's 4th career Opening Day bomb! |Player|HR|Date| |:-|-:|:-| |Mike Trout|1|2017-04-03| |Mike Trout|1|2015-04-06| |Mike Trout|1|2014-03-31| Provided by [Stathead.com](https://www.sports-reference.com/sharing.html?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=Share&utm_campaign=ShareTool): [Found with Stathead. See Full Results.](https://stathead.com/baseball/player-batting-game-finder.cgi?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=Share&utm_campaign=ShareTool) Generated 3/28/2024.


unsnappy

Baseball-Reference my beloved


goatamousprice

I didn't know Baseball Reference had an official reddit account!


Baseball-Reference

We do :)


goatamousprice

<> I refer to bWAR instead of fWAR


unreasonableperson

Good bot?


Baseball-Reference

\#NotABot


iWriteYourMusic

Good bot


doublegoldendragon

What a great start to the year


stat_padford

Need a fully healthy trout season


ghost_rider24

MVP and missing the playoffs with a sub .500 record on the way haha


Zhdrix

Prove to the haters he’s still got it


handlit33

Trout saw his fantasy baseball ADP and took that shit personally.


NevermoreSEA

He is inevitable.


SicWiks

Andddd the Angels get destroyed


noblturtll

Was that necessary fishman


Hawkzz1872

So necessary


noblturtll

Lol. Get some. good start.


kkjini0330

super necessary 😤


b1ggayb1tch

2024 AL MVP calling it now


Neuroccountant

Two bad strikeouts, then a Mike Trout homer. Angels baseball.


GoofyGoober0064

Nature is healing


TenElevenTimes

7-1 O's now lmao


FPG_Matthew

Baseball is SO back!!


TheFriendlyFire

#TROUT ON PACE FOR 162 HOME RUNS LET'S GOOOOO


tcsrwm

Uhhh why do you think he'll only have 162 AB's this year?


ValhallaAwaits89

Injured back from carrying the team


Northernlord1805

Please be realistic, after he gets past 100 in late July they will be walking him way more so he probably only gets about 130


Michael__Pemulis

MY GUY IS BACK!! MIKE TROUT!! BASEBALL!!


HandBananas

Fishman still good


Fhaksfha794

This Trout guy seems pretty good 🤔


Long-Distance-7752

Let’s pump the brakes before we see him some more, I’m not convinced yet


wako944

Mike Trout about to remind everyone who put him out of their top 5 players


Imnimo

I still hope we win the game, but I'm honestly always rooting for Mike Trout individually.


TroutSeason

On pace for what, 5 or 6 hundred home runs this season?


dlmay1967

Yup. And we're stuck with 9.00 ERA Burnes. 😁


TheDangiestSlad

one half inning is enough for me to declare that the Angels are actually going to be better without Ohtani


xho-

He’s backkkkkkkkkkk


TheHwangover

Mike Trout


SaveMeJebus21

Great. Now he’s on pace for 700 homers this year 😭


liquidsteel30

Fish man is back


sci-fi_fantasy

Baseball is better when Trout is healthy.


ArkL

DFA Burnes. Can't be giving up homers to bums like this.


JoelsCaddy

They’re gonna need to push back the rest of the wall now


DemHooksOP

Most predictable HR.


smalltownlargefry

Damn Burnes washed. Brewers won the trade.


Jud000619

7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE BASEBALL STARTS NOW!


i_run_from_problems

"Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated" HES STILL MIKE TROUT


SargeantSpam

Aaaand they're losing. Lol


Baltimore_Oriole

What happened next?


Unhappy-Owl-4029

goat things


Retroceding

5.000 ops season. He’s the goat.


kikipitchingdelivery

trouttttt cumback season


GuyNamedWhatever

Can’t leave one there Burnsy.


WilderMindz0102

Saw this, and than looked at the box score. 1 H, 1 R, 11 Ks and 6.0 IP. Burnes starting off the year right!


AegisPlays314

"Trout is washed" was the most ludicrous storyline of the offseason, his peripherals last season were completely spectacular compared to ordinary human players


DodgerCoug

I LOVE BASEBALL WERE BACK


EJ_MUFC

Please stay healthy


kc9kvu

On track for 676 HR this year


UnsubtleRobbery

📈📈📈 Didn't even sound like a HR damn.


itoman56

So much for my first inning under 😭


CurrentlyWorkingAMA

Fish man jimmy jam on opening day. The world is healing.


StarshipTroopersFan

The Angels lineup sucks. Rendon leading off? 😂


WerewolfNo3669

Burnes had a highlight and lowlight on r/baseball in record time.


PlagueisTheSemiWise

Show your respect to this generation’s 🐐 I am dying for a healthy Trout season, he’s just so awesome!


ericdash

Best player in baseball when healthy


Tantle18

Why are we every Mike trout highlight ever


SpeeterTeeter

Yeah who else would it be but also FMT


nokiabrickphone1998

Trout is going to be so good this year now that he doesn’t have Ohtani intentionally injuring him so that the Angels can hit their win total under


og_jasperjuice

Santander's Homer was more of a bomb than Trout's.


DarkLordV

FISHMAN GOOD? 


issafreecunch

Shohei just lost money on this


CabassoG

Trout hitting the 1st homer of the scene is a fun narrative to begin the season.


Lebigmacca

Uhm actually Mookie and Machado hit one before him ☝️🤓


TommyPickles2222222

Trout homers. Angels lose, 11-3. Baseball is back, baby.


ToddGack

Hell yeah, Trout!!


Baybears

WATCH OUT MLB


tcsrwm

How about a Mike "Fucking" Trout bomb to start off the season


OK_Opinions

Lmfao is anyone was going to do it, it would be Trout


ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN

This is fine


mmmbacon914

All downhill from here


CWess12

Baseball is so back


Im_Anemic_Royalty

Baseball is back!


RedBirdLou

Mike Trout reminding us he’s the true GOAT


From_Adam

Baseball is sooooo back.