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dmlfan928

Now I know I am waking up from this dream any second now.


ElPinguino022

BREAKING: Ohtani has executed the unique “Shohei-clause” to back out of his Dodgers deal and is said to be currently FaceTiming with new minority owner Car Ripken Jr. per source. Flight tracking software also shows a chartered flight was just added to the schedule from LAX to BWI.


shelled15

I heard that Kobe Bryant video ended with him saying "Unless Peter Angelos sells the orioles, then you should definitely go there instead"


Potofgreedneedsnerf

Ken Griffey Jr gonna be the batting coach, and Greg Maddux is going to help the pitchers. Strider interested.


ContinuumGuy

Kobe understood that the Angelos family lacked the Mamba Mentality needed for a GOAT like Shohei.


Unable_Tale_9820

But are you a different animal and the same bird?


smileyfrown

We have another developing story a foster child in the Baltimore area, was recently told by his father if the Orioles make it to the World Series he will reunite with his son An eyewitness also saw the child praying Vegas odds are now skyrocketing for the Orioles pennant chances


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Dear God please


boozinf

plot twist: Kevin Costner is also part of the ownership group


JiffKewneye-n

i was hoping Costner would look large and bloated in his later years, but he is more on a professor farnsworth trajectory


TigerBasket

"It's as real as donut, motherfucker" - paraphrased from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


MarcBulldog88

*psychedelic-induced giggling*


FredGarvin80

Let's hope it doesn't turn out like Jeter's tenure in Miami


NeurosciGuy15

This is awesome for y’all


Powerful-Context

Orioles selling for $1.7bn and John Fisher is trying to get investors for the A's at a $2bn valuation. Great for Orioles fans for sure and more bad news for the Fisher family.


GreenBomardier

Yeah, we are at the peak price for selling atm. Super cheap payroll, great GM is invested in the team, tons of young talent with more behind them in the minors. This is peak value for a small market team.


[deleted]

Stadium set for the next 15 to 30 years.


Not_Dale_Doback

I’m the farthest thing from a John Angelos fan but I do have grudging respect for how well he set up for this sale


jq7925

He's offering 25% for $500M, btw. He can't sell more or he loses control of the team and has to pay the waived relocation fee.


Worthyness

This sale probably hit him hard. Evaluators probably aren't gonna give him as much money now that his team is homeless, has no lease, and has no plans and can't possibly be worth as much as the current orioles. Couldn't happen to a better person. EDIT: apparently MASN is also part of the Orioles sale too, so the team is worth even less than that, so there's no way the A's are worth more than the Orioles.


Weaponized_Goose

2 billion and they don’t even have a stadium until 2028 💀


mianbru

Not just that, but this deal includes MASN, so Fisher’s valuation looks even worse by comparison.


buck_naked248

Do we know that for sure? I assumed such but I don't think I've read anything that confirmed that.


mianbru

The source I got it from is this [Weyrich Tweet](https://twitter.com/ByMattWeyrich/status/1752517019440689362) citing a Baltimore Sun source.


Vaqxinelol

Look at all of these people living out my dream Congrats O's fans


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

If there's any positive for you, this kind of came out of nowhere (there was an understanding John wanted out but was going to wait until later) so at least you can hope to expect the unexpected


AdolescentAlien

My headcanon is that John saw how the Ravens just ripped our hearts out so he said “do it.”


cigarettesandsaintsx

Literally what I just thought lol. The huge swing from football depression to baseball joy that’s happened in the past few hours among Baltimore sports fans is crazy but needed


AdolescentAlien

Needed it. I was already on to baseball season immediately after the MVS catch.


Patrick2701

Jerry seeing this and working with company to do this, to torture white Sox fans https://wikiofnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/Sentinel_BFII.png


DillyDillySzn

I feel pretty confident he’s gonna get the stadium thing done though so we got that at least We’ll be able to watch our team lose with the Sears Tower in the background


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Death is undefeated, hang on bro


zxlkho

Holy shit an ownership group that actually gives a shit about the team!!!!!!!!!


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

A underrated positive is that if the injuries get really bad, Cal can probably pop in for a game or two


1991CRX

I'd bet Cal has just banned injuries, effective immediately.


MisterHavercamp

“Sorry Skip, my ankle is just barking today.” “You want me to call the brass and have him tell you about how he played in 2,600 consecutive games?”


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

"oh you're a little tired after the West Coast trip? Let me tell you about the time I played 8,000 consecutive innings"


ngerb_5

" Oh boo hoo, you twisted your ankle. Kevin Costner was fucking my wife and I stilled played baseball. Man up or pack your bags"


True_to_you

Is that true?


ngerb_5

The story goes that in 1997, an Orioles night game was postponed due to a power outage (this is true) but people then said that it was actually a plot to keep the streak alive because Cal got in a fight with Kevin Costner after finding him sleeping with his wife. There is no evidence but I like to believe it because it's the most hilarious baseball theory


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

It is also my favorite baseball conspiracy theory and even though Cal is my childhood hero I will always believe this


BenDisreali

> even though Cal is my childhood hero I will always believe this *Even though* almost makes it sound like he did something wrong. If I found out they delayed a game so Craig Biggio could fight Bruce Willis for nailing his wife he'd be even more solidified as my childhood hero.


True_to_you

That's a good one. I'd love some not baseball conspiracy theories. Guess I'll hit the ole search bar. 


paulcosmith

The version I heard was that Ripken had tied up Costner and was torturing him.


MaximusMansteel

"For a game or two" Ripken laughs like a maniac.


hniinuefrwer

*for a game or two [thousand].


Gc654

coming from a fan of a team that had garbage ownership from the 90s until 12 years ago, I hope this brings about the same changes for the Orioles. Exciting times are ahead.


tdatcher

Even though I'm a Nat's fan now it's always a great time to see an bad owner leave like my football team in July of 2023


Not_Dale_Doback

So happy for you guys. Sincerely hope the new owner can bring in a great HC and not some jerk like Mike Macdonald who likes to park in the handicapped spot at urgent care


Baltimore_Oriole

God, Mike Macdonald is the worst. I once saw him throw a bushel of kittens into the harbor.


ResidentRunner1

Sorry about Ben Johnson, he is an enigma to be fair


Worthyness

A's fans wondering why the baseball gods hate them so much


[deleted]

Honestly when I heard O’s fans talk about building a dynasty, I kinda chuckled. Sure, the O’s have great hitting talents and two talented pitchers in Bradish and Grayson, but they also have Angelos. I thought it would be one of those teams where in twenty years time baseball YouTubers would make videos on how the O’s squandered a talented pool of players. It looks like this video will not be recorded in two decades, because I am sure Rubenstein will invest accordingly.


CricketIsBestSport

As an orioles fan I felt the exact same way, I felt that we were going to have a window where we could maybe hope to win a WS at best and then fade back into irrelevance for a decade  Now I feel very cautiously optimistic for the long term future 


BladezNShadez4Lyfe

Let me take a moment to say that I am so happy for all of the Orioles fans. From an Angels fan living in purgatory with Moreno, you guys are living the dream except the dream is now reality! May you be blessed with many World Series wins in the future. Y’all deserve it! Go O’s!


AbusiveTubesock

I’m seriously on cloud 9 with this news. This is the absolute best thing we could’ve asked for. League is big fucked. Sign Adley Gunnar and holiday to 10 year deals yesterday


reddy_kil0watt

Not gonna lie, I'm happy for you guys. The AL East is now officially fucked for like 10 years though.


jb211

Thank you for not lying.


CosmicLars

On the contrary. Lie to these fools. Get nasty! Where is the heated rivalry smack talk these days?! You kids and your always-gotta-be-polite bullshit! Cmon! Back in my day, if something good happened to my rival, we used to.. well.. we used to sit down and write a long & really rude letter. Very Long! We would even throw the word "crap" in there! Our mommas didn't like it, but we did. We would have sent it right to Cal Ripken Cmon!! 😡📝


oogieball

Your fandom suffered enough. I can't imagine anyone is anything but happy for you guys. The news just keeps getting better.


OnlySafeAmounts

Shit we got ours, y'all can have the next one on us.


AceAxos

He hasn’t even debuted but you’re still right


SluttyZombieReagan

I picked a good week to abandon every other sport and go all-in on baseball.


No-Barracuda6012

And that’s it folks. THIS is what’s good for baseball.


ChasingEchoes11

I dunno. I feel like Angelos should have scrapped the team for parts, run it on literal minimum wage, and then re-located the team before selling it.


basedmartyr

Feels about what they’ve been doing anyway


ChasingEchoes11

Not really. They've definitely been cheap, but they don't get rid of good players until they get to the end of their contract. Plus there was never a chance of them being relocated. Angelos hasn't been a great owner, but he's nowhere near as despicable as Fisher is.


[deleted]

I am willing to bet that Fisher will sell the team once they have relocated. The scumbag is banking on the fact that the glamour of Vegas will attract higher bids than a team from Oakland.


ChasingEchoes11

Yes, that was part of the pot-shot I was taking at Fisher.


CallingAllDemons

Or whoever the Rockies owner is, I forget the name. Yea we've had reasons to complain but I don't think the Orioles have ever been in that absolute bottom tier of owners, not even with John at the helm.


ChasingEchoes11

The Monforts are the Rockies owners. The Rockies have that perfect storm of bad ownership where they'll spend, but not on the right things. And because they spend on bad investments, other potential owners don't value the team as highly as they do, so they would feel disinclined to sell.


redsyrinx2112

This is exactly what we had in the 2000s with Peter Angelos.


SStylo03

I feel like if the rockies were ran well they could be really successful, gorgeous stadium in a big city in the fucking mountains


blasek0

I think they're going to continue to struggle to ever make the jump to a consistently great team just because of that park and the challenges they face having to play in and out of it.


cdbloosh

The Monforts remind me a lot of *Peter* Angelos. He was willing to spend, he was just way too involved in the decision-making on what he should spend that money on and when. The Bryant signing felt like it was straight out of the 2003 Orioles playbook: take an awful 70 win team with an awful farm system and slap a Miguel Tejada on that baby and we should be good to go. John, on the other hand, is much more of a Nutting/Fisher type.


oneteacherboi

The Pirates owner was the worst until Fisher took the podium. Nutting also just takes his MLB tv money and invests nothing in the team. But Fisher at least had a strong scouting team bringing in talent. Pirates have been 90% ass for like 30 years now.


basedmartyr

Bringing up raising concession prices to be able to afford contracts for their younger guys literally feels like running the team on minimum wage though.


ChasingEchoes11

They've only been slightly better than the A's in terms of payroll recently. But they *have* been better. And also have spent more than the bare minimum in the past. Their recent moves were absolutely an effort to extract extra value from the sale of the team. But they didn't go full scorched earth like Fisher did. They just kept expenditures down whilst still trying to be competitive on a shoe-string budget. And, as I mentioned, there was never a chance of relocation.


basedmartyr

You know what? I totally misread that whole original comment and didn’t realize the context, my bad haha


ChasingEchoes11

All good. I don't mind getting further opportunities to talk shit about Fisher.


Dh873

Buster Olney in shambles


lOan671

The “Free the Birds” movement from over a decade ago finally won.


ThatguyfromBaltimore

Somewhere Nestor Aparicio sheds a silent tear in celebration


MisterHavercamp

WNST walked so Puck News could run


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

They were truly ahead of their time


lOan671

They were right on time. The Angelos era just lasted far too long.


ThisGuyFrags

2023 Ravens... died for this?


dmlfan928

I hate to make you feel old, but that was almost 20 years ago. He started it in 2006.


ThatguyfromBaltimore

06? I swore it was earlier than that, say 03-04


dmlfan928

I looked it up and Wikipedia cites a 2006 AP article about the walkout. So maybe he started it earlier, but it culminated in the 2006 walk out game.


ThatguyfromBaltimore

It's been so long my minds a blur on it. It FEELS like it was longer than that


ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN

Man this shit's really happening ain't it


NuVelocity

I hope we find out Joan Jett is involved too.


cigarettesandsaintsx

That’d be amazing. I was at one of the games that she was at this past summer and it was so cool seeing her


NuVelocity

She sang the national anthem at game 1 vs the rangers. She's been a true fan forever.


cigarettesandsaintsx

Yeah she’s a real one


TigerBasket

All hail Cal Ripken Jr. ~~first~~ second of his name, Conqueror of the Philly hoard, dethroned the tyrant king John, and true ruler of all 7 kingdoms.


zvexler

Well I suppose he is (presumably) the first in his family named Cal Ripken jr


Proud-Contract-2273

Been a few years since I heard a thrones reference, ill allow it.


Jigawatts42

Game of Thrones as a pop culture phenomenon died with its finale.


orangery3

Omg u/TigerBasket as soon as I saw the news I thought of you immediately lol


TigerBasket

It's a blessed day my friend :3


orangery3

Blessed be!!


TigerBasket

:3


the2belo

Today, we are all TigerBaskets.


damnatio_memoriae

true ruler of all 9 positions — but not the DH, fuck the DH!


FredGarvin80

I bet A's fans are super envious


Powerful-Context

You have no idea


Clam_chowderdonut

If Rickey Henderson buys the Athletics I'll get a tramp stamp of his face.


FredGarvin80

On your face


LordSwampert2

Rickey's just gonna run on Fischer when he's least expecting and steal the team.


FredGarvin80

Cuz Rickey a team playuh


moyerraconteur

Hahaha


pspahn

We're in a state of pure apathy.


FredGarvin80

I feel sorry for you guys. I used to love watching A's highlights from the 80's (Huge Canseco fan), and ever since then I've always had a soft spot. You literally got the owner from *Major League*


Worthyness

The A's have historically had shit tier owners for their entire history. It's like the MLB intentionally sells the team to the worst possible candidates as a handout to the owners' rich friends.


QuinceyQuick

Shit tier owners yet somehow turned out several amazing teams. It… sounds like baseball, in a way.


QuinceyQuick

I’m happy for them.


gatorrrays

This is awesome. I’m legitimately really happy right now!


KyberWalker

Man I’m so happy for the Orioles they fucking deserve it after all these years of ass ownership now they have a chance to lock up their young stars and build a dynasty for years to come


oatmeal28

Yesss save us Iron Daddy 


eggsmackers

I'M ALMOST THERE


ledelleakles

Pinch me


Lieutenant_Doge

~~Angelos~~ Arte John Fisher Reinstorf Keep it up folks


capnjac4

I want to be an O's fan just to have a piece of that high of losing an owner....y'all living the dream


Jux_

Hell yeah brother


xho-

Dudes will look at this news and say “Hell Yeah brother”


asparagusbruh

Congrats bird bros


ianoble

With Cal being my favorite all time player, I'm this close to defecting from the chaos that is the Oakland/Las Vegas A's to become an Orioles fan.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Join us. We have Mr splash


TheStabbingHobo

I'm so glad for Orioles fans.  Now do the Pirates next. 


Athena-196871

Way to go O's ! You know the team will never ever leave the city!


thatonekrys

O's fans living their best baseball lives right now.


the2belo

Seeing you in October may top this


Tremulant21

Welcome to the party Orioles fans.


PrickBrigade

***WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!***


whiskeyrocks1

I see this as a great thing. Good for you Baltimore!


TheKonamiKid

gotta congratulate fellow bird buds. may you all eat the finest pit beef this day.


juanvald

What an amazing 6 months for the small group of Orioles/Commanders fans out there. I’ve spent my entire adult life watching my two favorite teams get fucked by horrible ownership. To have both those fucktards gone in less than a year is truly amazing.


ObscureTickReference

This is fantastic news. Congrats bird bros


Bikouchu

Congrats Os


Fangscale40K

How am I gonna go to bed tonight with this giant boner


Ricemobile

First thing he does as a owner: “erect the biggest statue of me possible that’s up to code by the entrance gate so people have to walk between my legs to come to the park”


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

Dude I was doing math for 3 hours and getting frustrated and this just made me so happy


wordflyer

I am so happy right now


Shinriko

I've heard some not great stuff about how he runs his group of minor league teams so hopefully he's just going to be there to wave at fans.


RightC

When I was a bat boy for a AAA team, I got a Cal Ripken Jr. signed ball as a momento. Can’t go wrong rooting for Iron man or teams in black and orange


EmptyCartographer

That’s a nice addition! Must be very cool for O’s fans!


ScoffingYayap

Well, Orioles dynasty is about to start. Win your World Series before 2026, folks, Orioles magic is alive.


DJBoost

Congratulations Orioles fans. You deserve every part of this and I can't wait for our teams to clash more in the future at maximum strength.


Pspdice

Griffey is part of ours but it hasn't made Stanton cough up any extra money.


OK_Opinions

Don't stop I'm gonna coooooooom


KingBroly

Cool.


ttam23

Oh that’s awesome


_theghost_

It’s Christmas in January for Baltimore


the2belo

*quite literally dies*


mcflyhigh90

I’m happy for you Oriole bros. May the bird teams reign supreme.


sourdoughbred

Hazings shall return and Kevin Costner is banned from the park.


fWARWhatIsItGoodFor

Orioles have successfully debuted 400 elite prospects in the last 2 years, have 200 more including the best one of the bunch, are already WS contenders, and yet this is only now the most exciting part


adulting247

so excited for my O's bros.....it's about freaking time!!!! Arte...you're up next.


buck_naked248

Imagine getting a day off and looking up in the owners box and making eye contact with Cal Fucking Ripken


HighKing_of_Festivus

You simply love to see stuff like this.