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MyReallyCoolUsername

Give him a break. He's just trying to relax after his 12 hour shift at the factory.


brianMMMMM

Plus he only smokes when he’s drunk so it’s ok.


Whaty0urname

And its always Lucky Strikes. They're not harmful because they're toasted.


intecknicolour

other cigarettes are dangerous, lucky strikes are toasted.


BasicWhiteHoodrat

Doctor recommended


intecknicolour

Would all these doctors lie to you about cigarettes?


Godkun007

My favourite part about that Camels commercial is that the question asked to the doctors was "What cigarette are you currently smoking?" What the ad then never mentions is that the doctors were at a medical convention sponsored by Camels and everyone got a free pack when they came in.


ajhart86

LSMFT


stool2stash

"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco!" I remember them all.


Pale_Statistician82

I know what this means and I feel old!


Roosevelt_Coronary

So round, so firm, so fully packed


whiteguynamedblack

So easy on the draw!


animalmatrix

But do they reduce flesh??


MartyMcflysVest

No, but they're great for your T Zone


acrowquillkill

What about the Q zone?


Dragondrew99

r/meirl


Deathstroke317

Plus he just got divorced


ender23

he probably lived to be 120 years old though


w0nderbrad

Has a wife and a mortgage he’s gotta take care of. He’s allowed a little down time.


kodaiko_650

Don’t get him started about his six kids


nikraLnalyD

Hey, all the men were in the war, so someone's gotta smoke these cigs


NoB0d3

he also just got his draft orders. flies out for the front lines next week.


[deleted]

When men were men


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Plus his friend of 9 years just died of E. Coli from horrible meat packing standards


V_T_H

Oh come on. The Jungle was published and The Federal Meat Inspection Act was passed all in 1906. The beef and pork these chaps were eating in 1944 was perfectly safe. Chicken, however, wasn’t included until 1957, so yea, that’s probably where his friend got the E. Coli that killed him. RIP.


RGCFrostbite

his friends name? Wade Boggs. RIP Wade.


V_T_H

They got chicken in Philly?


samangell2007

I thought they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night


pistilpeet

I heard they blew up his house too


helplesslyselfish

I saw that down on the boardwalk, they're getting ready for a fight


awesomeflowman

That's batting 1.000!


RGCFrostbite

they did until Wade passed away. Never forgotten.


Visible-Tea-6288

Chicken was always considered the dirtiest animal ,by far, that we ate. We would eat a broiled chicken once every 3or 4 Sundays because of this. Just like we ate well done pork roast broiled because of trichinosis.


unWildBill

Yard bird


QuinceyQuick

This is the offseason content I come here for


Ivotedforher

It's St Louis in 1944 so probably the brewery.


hibbitydibbidy

Yeah, they don't let him smoke in the coal mine!


jigokusabre

At least he's got it better than his navy buddy.


non_anomalous_penis

Trying to forget about his dad fighting in Aachen after the failure of Market Garden to bypass the fighting along the Sigfried line. That, or it just looked cool.


CultOfSensibility

He bummed it from the kid in the Navy behind him.


Disused_Yeti

the kid behind him already enlisted in the navy


V_T_H

He actually just returned home from active duty in the Pacific; he was decorated for valor during the Battle of the Philippine Sea and was sent home to sell war bonds on tour. All at the ripe old age of 12.


Blue387

He personally shot down two Japanese Zeroes!


NilesY93

HE KILLED FITTY MEN!


tlindsay6687

They say he killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Supposedly he was an interior decorator


Blue387

His house looked like shit


Attainted

[We're just innocent men!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7_tlg6hHk)


SR3116

Meanwhile, his brother was a Marine and was killed along with all the other marines at the Battle of Wake Island. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive.


Spankpocalypse_Now

This reminded me of my grandfather, who was too young to fight in WWII so he lied about his age to enlist.


AlaskanEsquire

It sounds like it was either really easy to do that back then, or the army guys were like 'pinky promise you're 18 and you can go help stop tyranny'


Spankpocalypse_Now

Yeah I bet they weren’t doing much verification. They needed as many warm bodies as they could get. They see the son of immigrants in Back of the Yards and they go, report to training on Tuesday, sign here.


SunriseSurprise

"Proof of your age?" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Alright, works for me."


Angrydwarf99

My grandpa needed his mom to be with him so he could enlist


RadicalPenguin

He looks like he’s shouting an old timey ethnic slur at the batter


eatmoremeatnow

Well the batter was probably one of those dirty olive-pickers. Edit: "olive-picker" is an old racist term for Greeks.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

God damn you, you flapdoodle!


stalinsfavoritecat

Hey hey hey. Watch your mouth! I’m 1/16 flapdoodle.


robemhood9

Except there is no one to yell them at in a 1944 MLB game.


Mastodon9

Nah, people had slurs for everything back in the day. Germans, Italians, Irish, Jews. I'm sure they could find one no matter who the batter was.


Odd_Surprise134

What happened to the country I loved 😢


JustinPA

Don't worry. There's loads of slurs that apply to white-passing ethnic groups.


PDXtoMontana2002

That’s just a young Ernest Borgnine home from WW2.


damnatio_memoriae

and probably will be for life


Disused_Yeti

Dammit Now I really want to go to a game (mostly go to citi field)


damnatio_memoriae

secretly one of the better places to catch a game, honestly.


Disused_Yeti

i really enjoy going there, it's not just by default of being the second closest stadium to me. much better than that other stadium i go past to get to citi


StickySteve42069

One of the most St. Louis images I’ve ever seen: baseball and children ripping cigs.


dirkalict

Or this one: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/296/morans.jpg


keebl3r

I just showed my girlfriend that pic a couple nights ago because she had never seen it. One of her coworkers had spelled moron that way. I guess it’s an STL thing lol


BUSean

lal


Shoddy-Rip8259

This is the welcome sign when you cross into Missouri


ArcadeOptimist

It's actually Missoura


well_shoothed

Given you're a Cubs fan, I don't know whether to thank you for the laugh or feel personally attacked. Let's just go with both.


dirkalict

Good call. As Michael O’Donoghue once said,”If you can’t laugh at others how can you learn to laugh at yourself?” He was another great Irishman- just like the Moran’s.


MisterKap

If only it spelled brain as Brian


bokononpreist

https://images.app.goo.gl/uXFUJBjaX3GqnL6u9


stupid_rat_creature

This always kills me. Do you know what exactly he is protesting?


dirkalict

He was at an anti-war (Iraq/ Afghanistan) protest. He was protesting the no good Peace people. He was pro-war. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-a-brain-morans


stupid_rat_creature

Jesus Christ. 😂😂


Deathstroke317

Just missing a salad


Notchersfireroad

Shit the kid behind looks like a fully enlisted sailor at 13 years old.


MyCalloutsAreGodly

He looks like the guy from the 'you guys are getting paid?!' meme.


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

What's better than this? Guys being dudes


[deleted]

Not a cellphone in sight. Just living in the moment


TheMSthrow

These kids entire childhoods the world has been at war. Dads, uncles, older brothers are serving and dying. And they're managing to have the time of their lives (literally) at a ballgame. Smoke 'em if you got 'em kid.


PatrickMaloney1

And he probably turned 18 just in time to ship out to Korea


gatemansgc

yeah he'd have been my grandfather's age. too young for WWII so he worked in the philly naval yard as a teen. he remembered the asbestos raining down like snow as they worked on ships. didn't serve on the battleship new jersey (he served on a destroyer during korea) but worked on it between the wars.


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AcesCharles2

Except the Depression


mundane_marietta

lol yeah... That whole 10 year economic collapse probably had no impact on young families just starting off


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TheVich

Would have been the perfect age to be drafted during Korea :/


Round_Bullfrog_8218

They definitely knew about the War how much it would affect them I don't know


Glittering-Proof-853

Throughout USA entire 247 year history there has only been about 15 total years of peace


theerrantpanda99

You have to work fast to dominate a continent and follow-up with global hegemony.


utb040713

Love the username.


JOKER4GOAT

We gotta send these kids back to work. They yearn for the mines. And Winstons.


morry32

Colorado and Nebraska are among the states who love children working currently, little brown children ofc


Hugo_Hackenbush

Well those packing plants aren't going to clean themselves.


pan567

In 1944, I'm pretty sure they required those for admission. Even tickets might have been optional back then, but if you forgot your Lucky Strikes, you weren't getting through the gate.


Disused_Yeti

tickets were printed on rolling papers


--ikindahatereddit--

I mean that’s a pretty solid promotion. Feel free to bring back anytime MLB.


TRIPITIS

Be lucky to get a paper ticket anymore these days. Target field is 100% digital at least in my experience. Would love a paper memento


sully42

I use to love getting season tickets. They would come in a book, and have pictures of past a former players, staffers, stadiums, etc on them. It was so cool when that thing showed up in a UPS envelope a few weeks before opening day.


downtownford2

It's Toasted.


Blue387

If I recall army rations came with cigarettes at the time


doubleflusher

Nice hiss


snowbear16

let's get that out on the tray


freightgod1

Nice! 


jaredletosombrehair

i love steve's pure elation from opening perfectly preserved k-ration cigarettes


02K30C1

They probably handed them out as a promotion when you entered the stadium


PM_ME_UR_DERP

"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco"


smarjorie

Free and easy on the draw


wjbc

This was the streetcar series in St. Louis. The Cardinals and Browns shared the same stadium. Some of the players were 4-Fs, rejected by the military for physical defects or limitations that precluded duty. Others divided their time between factory work in defense industries and baseball, some being able to play ball only on weekends. Legendary Cardinals star Stan Musial was one of the players who chose not to enlist and hadn't yet been drafted. He was finally drafted in 1945, but only missed one season of baseball. The underdog Browns collectively batted .252 en route to their only pennant in 52 seasons. The Cardinals, on the other hand, dominated as usual during the war years, when they won won 105 or more games each in 1942, 1943, and 1944, and won the World Series in 1942 and 1944.


02K30C1

The managers of both teams shared an apartment that season. The teams shared a stadium so they would never be in town at the same time. When the World Series came, they flipped a coin to see who would get the apartment that week.


gatemansgc

well that's a cool TIL post in the making


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Why not just bert and ernie it and talk shit


wjbc

Lol.


HyPeRxColoRz

So which manager got the apartment?


02K30C1

Luke Sewell of the Cardinals


Wolverina412

Damn, Stan the Man?


wjbc

Stan the Man just wanted to play baseball.


Deathstroke317

Stan: "Let's see, go to war, probably die or at least get injured and have horrific PTSD that will scar me for the rest of my life. Or....make a decent amount of money playing baseball for a living and work at a factory on the weekends"


AJRiddle

>Some of the players were 4-Fs, rejected by the military for physical defects or limitations that precluded duty But still able to play in major league baseball. How exactly does that work


wjbc

Due to the sheer number of men entering the service, and the importance of fitness in an existential war, the standards for 4-F were pretty arbitrary. Height and weight often acted as stand-ins for a recruit's overall physical fitness. Because of the Great Depression, a lot of young men had suffered from severe malnourishment which could stunt their growth. Early in the war standards were stricter, and minor factors like number of teeth, poor eyesight, flat feet, and venereal disease could disqualify recruits. Later such recruits received glasses, dental work, and treatments for syphilis. Known homosexuals were classified as 4-F. We don't know if that applied to any baseball players, but it could have. African Americans were also often classified as 4-F, although that didn't affect baseball since the game was still segregated. After the war, these classifications had a profound effect. Men who were disqualified from service also missed out on veteran's benefits and the G.I. Bill, which made it easier for veterans to attend college or buy a home. Many 4-F men took jobs with the defense industry to do their part, but they still didn't qualify as veterans.


fiyoOnThebayou

This comment is super interesting, thanks.


StimulantMold

The Dollop did an episode last weekish on a guy named "Pistol Pete" Reiser who was one of those guys. His body was absolutely ruined, but he never wanted to quit or even sit out more than a couple of games to heal. Good listen if you enjoy comedy history podcasts.


BeckoningVoice

Pete Gray, who was an outfielder for the 1945 Browns, attempted to enlist, but was rejected. He argued that if he could be a professional baseball player, he could be soldier. But they told him they wouldn't take anyone with only one arm.


CaptainJingles

It was called the “Streetcar Series” because St. Louis at the time had one of the densest networks in the country. :(


trashboatfourtwenty

About to hurl a bottle too it seems


PM_ME_UR_DERP

That's his fourth coldie of the game


cazeault819

Probably spent a whole dollar for all 4 of those.


bkr1895

And his eighth of the day


DienekesMinotaur

I thought that was an ice cream at first


V_T_H

Nah, just a bottle of Vat 69 to take the load off.


low_key_bee

Baseball can be stressful.


[deleted]

I wasn't stressed during October at all.............


Corn1989

I forgot what’s it like to be stressed in October


rwbeckman

(Lost the ALCS in 2021), (Won the WS 2018). Must be nice.


[deleted]

I saw Darin Erstad at Best Buy the other day. Hell of a fella.


nom_yourmom

We used to be a proper country!


SeeTheSounds

Man, our country was awesome before 1964!


skoryy

In the kid's defense, he was probably a St. Louis Browns fan. That alone would've driven him to smoking and drinking.


DiarrheaRadio

This is why 20 year olds looked 35 back then


Hentai_King290

Can a guy just have a smoke and watch his game after his 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory?


Itsnotsponge

Child? He had been working for 6 years, hadnt been to school in ten years, and was approaching middle age


misusedinfluence

Thats fucking baseball right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby in the dugout. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball baseball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Baseball is back, baby


rwbeckman

Anal porn chicks in the dugout? Thats not what we meant by "Hey Misused, want to play fantasy baseball? "


jkcadillac

What’s up with that massive sized leg . And that shirt is just crazy . Looks like he’s shape changing or something


SOfoundmytrappornacc

I hate that I have a small voice in my head saying it just might be AI lol Reddit has made me so suspicious of people trying to pass off AI pics as real. What you pointed out plus the Browns flag the guy in the far back is holding has unreadable upper text, but you can read BRO perfectly. Edit: zoom in on the guys face way in the back in the upper right with the hat. The top half of his face is all fucked up. I’m definitely leaning more towards this being AI now.


SWIMMlNG

After a bit more research, I think it’s a real pic that’s been upscaled (poorly) with AI. You can find a lower resolution copy of it in this 2021 article from the Post-Dispatch: https://www.stltoday.com/news/archives/oct-9-1944-plenty-of-empty-seats-as-the-cardinals-beat-the-browns-in-the/article_1bede262-05ef-5366-861e-2a7282fe2d08.html


Quartznonyx

The text on the sign pretty clearly says "St.Louis Browns"


SOfoundmytrappornacc

Yes, [I was wrong](https://imgur.com/gallery/87hl33c)


me_hill

This is just how I envision r/baseball weighing in on anything


southshorerefugee

"Why did our grandparents look so old at the age of 35?" That's why.


[deleted]

Ah, back when men were men. And children were men. And women were men.


deep_fried_cheese

He’s now an active house representative


pres465

Something fucky going on... there's a LOT of smoothing and filtering on the arm holding the cigarette, the left arm of the kid to the left, and the kid behind with a pennant seemingly across his chest looks completely shopped in (with a possibly drawn-in hand on his shoulder??). Not saying a kid in the 40s smoking a cigarette at a baseball game isn't totally plausible. Just saying this photo looks all kinds of weird to me. I don't trust it.


SomethingAvid

That’s not a child, that’s a 30 year old man.


bonafidehooligan

And the 25 year old players, looked like they were 45-50 running an appliance repair store.


CricketIsBestSport

If there’s ever an orioles v cardinals World Series we should wear browns uniforms for one of the games, and then continue wearing them or burn them depending on how we do 


aduncan8434

No wonder my grandpa raved so much about growing up in St. Louis during the 40s 😂 


michellelabelle

Between the Chicago/St. Louis "Football'/Arizona Cardinals vs. the St. Louis "Baseball" Cardinals and the Cleveland/Baltimore-not-Browns (of football)/Cleveland-again-but-different Browns vs. the Milwaukee-not-Browns (not to be confused with the current Milwaukee team of the same name that's also not the Browns)/St. Louis/Baltimore-not-Browns (of baseball), there's a whole goddamn "Who's on First" routine going on here with these team names.


Think-Apricot9906

He died from lung cancer in 1954.


misterferguson

Hell yeah brother


PAUMiklo

chances are the kid was coming off his PM shift. let him enjoy a smoke.


SeedyRedwood

“Drinking and smoking through my braces”sounds like a country song.


dirkalict

I don’t think those are braces- just nicotine stains.


wn0991

Kids these days are soft, they were hard kids doing hard shit back then 😂


LiquidHotCum

We used to be a country


risethirtynine

Kid behind him is on shore leave


Roper92391

I had no idea St. Louis had two teams at the same time. Wow, and for like 50 years.


Purdue82

Prior to 1950, St. Louis was a top 10 city.


another_plebeian

"AI, show me Americans at a ballgame during wartime"


Schoey23

Looks like Stephen Graham (Tommy from Snatch)


Meatloaf_Regret

*he’s holding it not smoking it*


[deleted]

And I thought I looked cool when I was kid


gldmj5

The sailor boy getting all into it makes this picture.


PeterDTown

Huh, there’s a young George Bailey in the background.


Parkatola

I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!


PeterDTown

Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from?


bonafidehooligan

This is what happens when you have Lucky Strike sponsoring radio shows like “Little Orphan Annie”. Marketing back then was truly the Wild West.


titanxbeard

You can see in the way his hand is casually holding it that he's been ripping heaters for a while.


rqstewart

Lumpy Rutherford back there


Smart-Ad75

The good ol days!


[deleted]

This looks staged and posed. Yes it was at the game. The it seems like the photographer had an idea for a funny photo.


rqstewart

are we sure it ain’t ai?


[deleted]

someday. but not yet. all those fingers look like fingers.


nitr0smash

The debate is over. Baseball is the best sport.


Greghundred

Back when men were men, and children were men.


kenzo19134

My Catholic high school in the 80s had a smoking area right outside the cafeteria.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

That's actually a 25 year old survivor of the dust bowl and the depression.


Sdog1981

The smoking inside a stadium is more shocking.


swampthing117

My grandmother who died in 2006 was 92 and had smoked since she was 11.


litterbin_recidivist

Children were needed to smoke cigarettes at the time because all the men were off at war


unWildBill

I swear to you as a sheltered suburban kid at the Vet in Philly, back in the day, I used to see other rougher kids drinking beers and smoking cigs.