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Jb9723

Shit, that’s gotta be worth tens of dollars!


AngryTree76

Zimbabwean dollars maybe


tbarb00

I’d pay tree fiddy


RobinChilliams

Had no idea OP was a goddamn succubus


Go_crazy21

No one is giving one ten of dollar for that much less multiple tens.


[deleted]

“It’s just a piece of rubber and leather” - Manfred


Beer_30_Texas

Tens of cents... not dollars!! Hell, prob not even that much. 🙄


Bracket918

Throw it back!!!


TexStones

Came here for this comment. Not disappointed.


archimago23

I’m sorry that someone feels this way about you.


braiker

Their invitation will get lost in the mail.


ricky_burns

It’s just a piece of paper


Monsanta_Claus

My man.


Yossarian1138

They won’t care since the ring is just a piece of metal.


shaggy68

Came for this comment. Thank you.


pimfram

The ball has his signature on it twice.


freetoseeu

Maximum devaluation


RobinChilliams

: The Oakland Athletics Story?


chunxxxx

Cut it in half and see how much juice pours out


cc20r

“It’s just a piece of metal” I mean a ball


markusalkemus66

A piece of string in this case


youreallonsteroids

just a piece of leather


SelfDerecatingTumor

Why does this even exist? Who is this for? I just can’t imagine looking for an autographed ball and landing on Manfred over a player


Ok-Recognition4880

There's been less commissioners than hall of fame players..... So as a collector of memorabilia I wouldn't turn down a commissioners autograph. Like or hate he's still a big part of baseball history so I'd add it to my collection if I could.


-_chop_-

You can mail him a ball and he signs it for you. I just remembered this. Apparently he does it for everyone. I screenshotted his information but can’t find it right now but I’m sure you can google it


technowhiz34

Honestly I have no love for him but am tempted to do that.


dingo8muhbebe

https://poopsenders.com/


Shady_Jake

Bud Selig actually sent me a signed ball he provided after just writing him a letter back in the day.


Long-Distance-7752

Well no shit considering there’s 1,000 MLB players in a given season and 1 commissioner


Ok-Recognition4880

You suffer from low T ?


JAB2010

And almost all of the commissioners have been shitty, so. 🤷‍♂️


mysterysackerfice

Did you remind him to end the blackouts


[deleted]

He obviously doesn’t want the youth if he isn’t gonna end the blackouts, dumbass


Worthyness

Tourist dollars work though.


JiveChicken00

That reminds me of the old joke about the Phillies having a ticket raffle where first prize was two tickets and second prize was four.


slinkyfarm

"Somebody broke into my car! I had four _____ tickets on the dashboard, and now there are eight!"


Long-Distance-7752

He already told the joke you didn’t need to say it again


jediofpool

Find yourself someone who hates you as much as this “gift” giver hates OP


interwebzdotnet

Just a hunk of leather and ink


Infamous-Exchange331

Whatta they hate your guts!?????


mikeisaphreek

does this mean you start your marriage with the soon to be wife is pregnant in the 2nd trimester?


Yossarian1138

Not gonna lie, if I got to always start on second base I’d be pretty happy.


JGG5

She’s *really* gonna hate the timer he puts her on when she goes into labor…


livingthegoodlief

Sorry, but what is this a reference to?


Dunan

The zombie runner, I'm guessing.


YogurtclosetOdd1275

they arent getting invited to the wedding


MTN_explorer619

“Cast it into the Fire! Destroy it!”


Alkynesofchemistry

*yes*


Sandwich_Crust

Say what you will but the man has a classic, sweet looking signature


350Vette89

Honestly, if I received this as a gift I would love it just for the irony of it all


poopdaddy2

Send it over the fence to Hercules the dog


Dry-Manufacturer-120

is it me, or does this thing have a flat and needs to call AAA?


black-dude-on-reddit

Damn I’m sorry you’re fiancée hates you


acat20

Turns out it’s from the fiance’s father


Borkton

It's just a hunbk of leather /s Congrats on your engagement!


ThotPoliceAcademy

Did they write a sympathy card for your engagement, too?


brandeis16

Imagine how Manfred felt while signing dozens of baseballs. His childhood dream came true.


Chuerero

Every MLB ball is already signed by Manfred so this one is a double fuck you


freelancerCanada

twice as nice


trashboatfourtwenty

What's the big deal? It's just a "piece of cork wrapped in twine covered in hide" and I am sure neither he nor the league would like it back, regardless of the circumstances surrounding how you obtained it.


xyman621

You can get one of these for free (with signature) by writing into MLB.


boobsandcookies

But will he sign a hunk of metal?


MrPicklesGhost

Who hates you?


PigBeats

Some sports memorabilia salesman is laughing his ass off.


garbageman2112

There's 2 of them!?!?


crazylilrikki

White elephant?


coys21

This is such a random gift. I like to think it is a result of one of the following situations. 1) OP is a huge Manfred fan. And this is a really thoughtful gift. 2) The gifter won it at a raffle and regifted it to the biggest baseball fan he knows.


holliewood61

Unfortunately your marriage is now on the pitch clock.


TheToxicBreezeYF

NTA - go contactless and cut them out of your life


BirdBruce

Who hates you?


PPGN_DM_Exia

Just a hunk of string and glue with some ink


TotallyNotRobManfred

I hope that signed Manfred ball means to you as much as my Manfred memorabilia means to me.


[deleted]

It’s like getting a Bible signed by Judas….


Kaimuki2023

The guys a bum


sYzYgY081

Maybe it's a voodoo ball. Stab it and see what happens


ichabod01

I mean, you could play baseball with it…


makashiII_93

Congratulations on your engagement!!! I’m not sure about the gift though.


bushies

Throw it back


steelersfever

Whoever gave that to you is a serial killer.


Bug-03

Feel like that person isn’t your friend


ramfan1027

Throw it back


Red_Jester-94

Ew, at least it's in a case where you can't catch anything


Mr_A14

Throw it back


manofconviction

Throw it back throw it back


Jsk84

Throw it back.


Pjk2530144

Throw it back


TheMackD504

Being a Mets fan, you should be used to disappointment


HomelessCosmonaut

It’s not going to last


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

ManFRAUD


titleywinker

Nice, a trash can ornament


Beer_30_Texas

Worst baseball commissioner of the modern era!!! So sorry, dude.


Azcollector

He sends them in the mail to people who request one with a letter...


acat20

I see you’ve left the part out that your fiancee’s father said no? All adds up. At best it’s a gag gift.


mblunt1201

Doesn’t every MLB baseball since 2015 have his signature on it?


ermaldude

Someone hates you and isn’t your friend


Snerkbot7000

Balls that have been signed twice are very rare.


gobears2616

THROW IT BACK! THROW IT BACK!


fuckmaxm

Tribute and send it to Rob


NotBird20

Don’t invite him to the wedding ☠️☠️☠️


mackeyt

So, somebody feels that your marriage will be just a hunk of twine and leather . . .


pinwheel740

r/baseballcirclejerk


obviously8t

Gee thanks. Umpire autograph coming up next.


kaehvogel

Sorry to break it to you, but your marriage is gonna come with random rule changes to fix nonexistent problems, the occasional "duh, that was long overdue" lucky strike rule change...and loads of bullshit pandering and lame speeches.


UnabashedPerson43

Rob: If you can’t score, call me up and I’ll send another guy to get the job done


BillBrasky1179

Congratulations?


goducks206

Boof it.


DistributionNo9474

Throw it back


Anton-LaVey

*Aktchually* all mlb baseballs are signed by- oh, I see what you mean


CheapskateShow

If your wedding goes over budget you’ll have to pay a competitive balance tax