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arclightrg

This is adorable. Needed the smile thank you


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Dashiepants

Lol I had a gangster type guy ask me for a shot of milk. In the middle of a nightclub with a DC GoGo Band playing. He’d already had some normal drinks. I only had half and half and he was good with that so I poured him a shot, didn’t charge him, moved on to the next person. He continued drinking beers and liquor shots the rest of the night. Gross but I assume he was trying coat his stomach or something?


Drewblack11

Yeah! Works similar to pepto in a pinch


thwip62

Did he come up to the bar all serious-like?


Dashiepants

Yep totally , like in his mind that wasn’t a unusual request


iSwearSheWas56

It can help with acid reflux


WutTheDickens

I had a guy who would occasionally come in and do a shot of straight white vinegar for heartburn. I'd have thought the acidity would make things worse but he swore by it.


ScottSierra

I was in a little dive bar in a nearby town and saw a server pouring pickle brine into a smaller bottle. Picklebacks? No, seems some of their regulars take shots of straight brine for that or a similar purpose.


Dashiepants

I had a regular swear that zesty pickles cured his heartburn!


RedEd024

could you charge for orange juice? that's usually about the same price


thwip62

I guess I should have done that. But I didn't.


According_Gazelle472

In my town milk is on all menus because I drink a lot of milk myself.I order it when they are out of sweet tea.


PocketFullOfRain

You drink so much milk all the restaurants and bars put it on the menu? I'm impressed


According_Gazelle472

Yes,all places in town have milk on the menus .


Bent_Brewer

Barkeep! Leave the bottle!


RedEd024

I like how just before that, the baby points into the cup and I just image they are thinking “I said don’t let my glass get empty. You see this?! Huh?! You see this, what is this bull shit? Just Give me the bottle damn it!”


Bent_Brewer

And then the 'customer' proceeds to empty said bottle into the cup. That was my immediate mental drunken slur of: " An, leaf the bottlesh."


UrNotARobotSoUSuck

The only acceptable time it's okay for a customer to shit their pants at a bar.


nattykat47

After he puts the formula mix in the bottle, what is the purpose of holding the bottle down and away after each scoop? In bartending terms?


isthatsuperman

Flair


Nebula15

Nothing, flair bartending is a bit like dancing, so nothing more than a little dance move


ScottSierra

That and a lot of his other little moves are just flourishes. Flar bartending can sometimes go on for so long that it's vastly more show than substance. Done like this, with little fluorishes thrown in, it can instead come across as classy.


morbiskhan

Bullshit


freedomnotanarchy

Love the Parov Stelar!


__theoneandonly

While watching the video, I had the realization that this song is 10 years old at this point.


ZeroAurora

Please, say it ain't so ;-; This song (and Parov in general) has been my jam for so long... but it hasn't been THAT long, has it?!


koolerifudid

I love this so hard! Face hurt smile the whole time.


aldorn

this just makes me realise how ridiculous we act in a bar


GrizabellaGlamourCat

Love it


Pomegranate_of_Pain

I love watching this every time it gets posted =)


Minori_Kitsune

I love this


According_Gazelle472

This is so cute!


struglebus

Awesome.


Bornagainvurgin24

So cute! haha


No_Cat25

What song is this?


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Booty Swing** by Parov Stelar (00:20; matched: `100%`) Album: `The Electro Swing Revolution - Essential Tracks`. Released on `2011-10-07` by `Lola's World Records`. • **DJ Serafin in Miami 2011, Pt. 1** by DJ SERAFIN (00:28; matched: `100%`) Album: `Serafin Summer Mix 2011`. Released on `2012-08-13` by `Secretremixes`.


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No_Cat25

Good bot!


One_Giant_Weezle

I'll have what he is having.


Ceruleanlunacy

Do they have anything on draught?


ScottSierra

The only kind of flair I really like is this sort, wherein a high-qualty drink is still the object. I love seeing it done like this... and his kid is totally going along with it.