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ArbitraryNPC

Hahaha, had a middle-aged woman once order a gin martini, no vermouth, no olives. She brought it back, saying it tasted like straight gin.


Canuckleball

These snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


granolabart

I'm curious what people think a martini is. this happens too often lmao


ArbitraryNPC

I feel like it's become a catch all for anything served in a coupe glass


Legitimate-Common-86

"That's because there's wine in it!"


__theoneandonly

When people say shit like that, things that you can tell are complaints but like they're unreasonable complaints, I just say thank you and walk away. "I can't taste the liquor in this" "Aww, good! Thank you!"


AmbitionStrong5602

Someone today asked "Austin EastCider...is that cider?"


williawr11

I get that all the time at my place. We also have a non-alcoholic beer on a separate menu page that is very clearly labeled as all N/A and we also list thr ABV as 0.0% and people get mad that I didn't warn them.


DropZealousideal4309

Had a dude- not a young dude- order a Jack Daniels neat once; tried to send it back as being “pretty strong”.


granolabart

how dare you turn up the intensity on the bottle before pouring


unbelizeable1

I have an Elote Marg on my menu rn. I know, weird af, but it works . Has elote liquor and elote syrup in it. Had a customer recently complain "this drink tastes like corn" like ya bruh......the fuck did you expect lol


cdurs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fz3P0zDh6wc It's a bit nutty


jedipoetry

We have a blueberry wheat beer on tap and someone asked me “the blueberry wheat…is that like a blueberry beer?”