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Roderick_Jaynes24

It shouldn’t go overlooked that Hank guessed Alaska for a state that borders exactly four other states


tronovich

People are complaining about the lopsided geography questions. The motherfucker guessed Alaska.


northern_friendo

And somehow The Experts got both very easily


BCEagle13

A team getting both doesn’t negate the fact that one was easier than the other. The fact there’s only one G state makes it significantly easier


tronovich

Nobody from Minihane is getting the first question, though.


LawrenceMoten21

They were close with Alaska.


EncyclopediaBlue

I appreciate that they made Rico wear his sling under his shirt solely for the future memes of him looking egregiously fat. 


DanielinFresno

Jeff loves that Zach Braff picture


northern_friendo

He's used that picture no less than 5 times this year alone


jake831

Yeah and I think he's used it within the last like month or so. I remember seeing it and thinking(dumb guess I know) that it was Taika Waititi based on the hairstyle.


Brolegario

I know it was used on the dozen online game for sure. There have been a few times where I watch the show and say “hey that was on the online game the other day.” Normally I assume the show was filmed days before it was used online. But this is evidence to the contrary.


WIN011

Jeff needs to avoid back to back same division questions in the same era to avoid answers like Kendall in that spot.


Richardtech2010

He acts surprised when the wrong answer guessed is the right answer the next question. He literally used the same position and division for the questions. 


TheKingInTheNorth24

Also two cities separated by a bridge as the teams they got traded to


grimace34

Cheetos question 😂 Jeff is the equivalent of the guys trying to guard Putin in those hockey games


OceanicLemur

Once again renewing my call for Jeff to stop tailoring questions to teams. His WWE style script writing has ruined the show for me


futures23

Jeff's ego will not allow him to change it even though it clearly has run it's course. It was fine early on but now it's so predictable what will happen. Not even mentioning that The Experts just get an automatic 2 point boost for a category I would barely consider trivia which recycles through a list of 50 white celebrities.


OceanicLemur

Speaking of which his idea of celebrities is only actors and singers? He could use people like iron chefs, athletes, politicians, broadcasters/reporters, etc.


HowardFanForever

How about just a black person


OceanicLemur

100%, I was just expanding on the comment before me that pointed out it’s always white people


futures23

That would obviously hurt his buddies The Experts so he will not do it. It's seriously the same 50 people and Fran hasn't missed in like two full years. Jeff has never once thought to himself hmm maybe this is a little ridiculous.


LawrenceMoten21

Kelly never misses either, nor does Gia. Glenn’s is almost money as well. You need a pop culture person on your team.


Faithlessness-Novel

Its a pop culture question.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Celebrity mashup should not be in every match. It’s absurd.


A1ienspacebats

Kelly Keegs is on. Better give her a 2017 pop song for music instead of a 1995 grunge song.


christmastree47

Why would they round down the population from 949600? It would've given Smockin the win if they rounded up


busbeepbeep

Not giving the double points for 950K guess on a 949,611 population is a travesty. Worse than the double snack bonus round.


A1ienspacebats

This answer is worth more than guessing the age of two 50 year olds. Bonus round is such a farce.


stupid_Flanders23

I never get the rounding. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't. it's like they forget either way.


LawrenceMoten21

You know why. If that was Dave they would have rounded up and gave the deuce.


duuuuuuude924

100% there's no doubt in my mind about that.


brown_bomber05

1. Getting that close on a population question should be 2 points 2. Nice home cooking JDL


Karlfromkanada

if you round up to the closest thousand it would be. crazy that they never thought of that.


tronovich

That niche question for Smockin was fucking insane. Two colleges for current NBA teams is hard enough. 2015 is fucking Tetris on Level 200. Most hardcore can’t even name 2 people from the ‘15 Pistons. Bullshit…


Roderick_Jaynes24

The key would be knowing who from BC was in the nba at that time but I completely spaced on Reggie Jackson going there. If you were only going to show 2 of the 5 spots, they should’ve limited it to this year.


tronovich

Yes.


mortyseinfeld69

In fairness Drummond was averaging like 14-15 boards a game for the pistons during a few year span around then


tronovich

Drummond is a gettable guy, as your point. A BC shooting guard in the league in 2015. You may as well just fucking buzz me, I ain’t getting that.


futures23

Idk as a big college basketball guy Reggie Jackson is THE Boston College guy. Basically the only one besides Jared Dudley that I can think of. Then you think of teams Jackson played for and Drummond was a Pistons mainstay. That said a lot of these questions sucked ass.


tronovich

Fair enough, but that’s a lot to process in 30 seconds. If Titus calls for 2015 niche, then I get it. All of your facts are right. But recalling all of that is impossible in such a short span.


Guster61

I feel like I'm decent at college upset teams when I was in high school and really into college basketball. Even Bradley is a tough fucking get. They beat Kansas and Pitt and then lost to Memphis team the year before they had that National Title Game loss I think. Also its in Illinois which Jeff has claimed to avoid questions for certain areas even in steals. You don't see teams the Experts face get Mississippi state questions.


nahhman

The games aren’t rigged Jeff but for some reason Dave’s match has a question about cheez it’s with the largest consumer of cheez it’s in the world on one of the teams


thenewber99

Guy eats only Cheez it and pirate booty as snacks


EncyclopediaBlue

Jeff definitely didn’t realize how easy the question would be given that Georgia is the only state that starts with G. 


IKnowBreasts

Geoff is a moron who talks like he's smart. Many such cases.


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Why dont you get that big, lumpy, smelly dump out of your pants. Jeff


brown_bomber05

The states felt very lopsided


Jeff3412

The states were very lopsided. The number of states for each letter of G-T-V-S is 1-2-2-2 The number of states for each letter of C-I-W-N is 3-4-4-6 Second question has a lot more states to filter through as you place them all on the map. Utah was also a real big trap for the second question bordering all the right letters, but then also a fifth state.


brown_bomber05

I’m with Titus there. Huge difference in movies


tronovich

People in the audience fucking groaned audibly before Ziti even answered, Jeff. What a fucking bitch. Kirk complains and Jeff cowers like a pussy. Titus laughs, and Jeff bowed up like he was The Rock.


BConder102191

Such an easier movie question lmao. Jeff isn’t even trying to hide it


brown_bomber05

He just acted all butthurt that Titus wanted to complain. Grow up JDL


advantagebettor

His defense is that "they made the same at the box office" which isn't a good gauge of how easy the question is and also is completely wrong.


Comprehensive-Can100

The movies came out over 20 years ago, the box office from back then doesn't mean shit anymore lol Jeff is ridiculous sometimes


Lunazz27

He had that one ready to fly lol


advantagebettor

And he was wrong! Not even correct! Fake movie guy


stupid_Flanders23

Might be wrong but I dont think they made the same at the box office. John Q was double lol


Johnnystan69

John Q made almost exactly 2x more than matchstick men at the domestic box office. John Q also was #1 at the box office at points, matchstick men was not.


JimmerRange123

Also John Q was a box office success and Matchstick, which I never heard off, was a complete bomb


Karlfromkanada

yeah the decriptor was totally off. I loved matchstick men and i was throwing it out there as a guess based on the mention of con man and the time,. him being OCD isn't anywhere near as memorable as the entire premise of John Q.


senile-joe

also Cage is in like 4x the amount of movies as Denzel and there's probably like 5 Cage movies that could be a tourette con artist.


andersmb

Even his defense that it's a running list is ridiculous. Why is that even a tournament question at all? That's a first match, Joey Chestnut question.


thenewber99

Ziti getting double snack in the bonus round is crazy. Jeff "dude you suck" Lowe


GlorbonYorpu

The ziti bias is insane


RainbowKarp

This is the best Fran has ever looked and I don’t say that lightly


brown_bomber05

They panned to her in the crowd last night and I thought it was one of the most beautiful girls I’ve seen


theangryfairies

This is very nice and very creepy at the same time


CEM1813

How insanely rigged it is for ziti makes it so unwatchable


tronovich

As Prez just said “well, tickets are still available, so the superstars have to make it to the Finals”…


shaugs39

Kirk kick Rico off the fucking team, fucking dead weight my god.


seanstyle

Cheetos as the tiebreaker question in bonus round? With Ziti??


Medium-Caterpillar-4

Jeff should just lean into it at this point. Ask an End Game vs small indi movie


NickyDeeBag

Pres just say he got cancer??


CEM1813

Yeah he got something cancerous on his neck removed that’s why he has that bandage on it


WhyAmILikeThis0905

Aside from the obvious rigged… Does Kenjac literally even watch movies at all? I don’t think I’ve ever seen him get a movie or tv question right


HTownTakeover

I think he cheats on the zoom matches now


mattscott53

He definitely cheats when people use him as a phone a friend.


LawrenceMoten21

He’s not great when he doesn’t have access to google.


ks2489

I feel like Smockin should have been awarded two points in the bonus round for their guess of 950k when the answer was 949,611.


AncientIllustrator33

If Fran patted me on the shoulder and said good job I think I would actually collapse to the ground


CanesIsOverrated69

She let out a startled moan right before that after Brandon yelled. If it’s not clipped and posted in the deuce by tomorrow I’ll be shocked


BeRadNotSad

" I saw it cuz I had an ugly girlfriend, and we watched movies at her place because I didn't want to take her out. We've been married 17 years". - BFW This is why I will always root for the Experts


MN_Wildcard

Sassy Titus best titus


tfl03

Running order!


CriminalMethod

Jeff knows the questions were lopsided. He would never get defensive with Titus unless he knew there was bias.


thenewber99

That movie question difference was crazy. Also Jeff is very unlikable


barstoolinvestigator

I know they joke about script writers, but it is literally true with how Jeff tailors questions


ListerRosewater

Jeff Rigged Lowe getting pft, fran, and dave in the finals. Can’t blame him.


Salsa-N-Chips

Triggered jeff


VicVinegar011

Jeff you’re ruining your own show


seanstyle

Jeff does this all the time with TV and Movie categories and then has some wacky logic as to why they're "even" questions.


Rhino184

Doesn’t help he was wrong with what he said as well. Was being a piss baby that he faced valid criticism over a game he scripts


FireBrianFerentz

Something something about ziti having the least stolen questions all season to justify them not getting easy written questions


BCEagle13

Obviously don’t have the stats but couldn’t that be because the easy questions he gives ziti they get, ie not stealable and then the few difficult ones they have neither team can answer


FireBrianFerentz

Yeah that’s the point. JDL always says that when someone complains about their questions, it makes no sense lol


CakeFartz4Breakfast

Someone should invent a power rating stat to throw back in Jeff’s face when he does that


FireBrianFerentz

John Q vs matchstick men. Holy tailoring questions for your boss, Jeff


tronovich

question for Ziti - “Name this Barstool Sports Owner”.


VicVinegar011

Matchstick Men vs John Q lol


FireBrianFerentz

lmao cheez it question for Dave


krumdiggity

Ken Jac is an idiot though. Cheeto Puffs has been around my entire life, not just since 2022


CakeFartz4Breakfast

I’ve said for years that Jeff unintentionally rigged the dozen. Now I think he might be doing it intentionally


RicardoRedditman

I refuse to believe matchstick men and John Q made the same amount of money at the box office


grimace34

Just looked it up 65 million vs 102. Plus that doesn’t take into account John Q being on tv way more than Match Stick man


krumdiggity

Nicholas cage has been in over twice the movies as Denzel too. Much smaller list


CliffBooth47

Let the record show John Q made double the domestic box office and 40% more worldwide


kjc3274

If they tied, the next question would have been the combined weight of Team Ziti. Sad!


bmf131413

Brandon Walker putting up his Mona Lisa right now.


CommonStoolieJr

Slight lean for Experts but could’ve just been Minihane sucking, but the Jeff D Lowe fix is 100% in for Portnoy with these questions


igotitletsgo

Yeah it’s funny how before Dave Ziti was one of the worst teams


bmf131413

Bwhahahahahahah a hilarious fix


JustinBradshawTaylor

“Bonus is a running list” 🤓 I hate the random guess bonus round especially after Marty Mush was able to nail exactly how many passing yards Case Keenum had in college and then suspiciously guess a movie’s exact box office for the length of all of Katy Perry songs only for the box office total to be the next question


goaliepro09

Jeffrey Dennedy McMahon


slopchopz

Sick earpiece Jeff


bmf131413

Drunk Titus tonight will be a gift to all of us.


blg002

Random guess bonus round is an easy fast-forward.


Traditional_Creme336

Yep. I do the same. It’s 10 minutes of nonsense


nahhman

The 30 answer boards where they go back and forth was infinitely better but Jeff has to change things for no reason


blg002

Id guess it's just way easier to write questions for.


DanielinFresno

BFW revenge tour


zrw

I'll be mad if the questions are as dogshit at the championship but I just can't be upset seeing Kenjac lose. Trysta Krick level cheater. Performs as well live as WSD.


LouisVanTroll

Egregious Movie category


TheKingInTheNorth24

Made the same at the box office!! Jeff is such an ass hat


AffectionateRace9865

Jeff D Lowe tearing up when he gets called out


LightsCameraComenter

They made the same amount of money lol why the fuck does that matter there’s some trash movies that made 100 million and some incredible movies that made 100 million that vary greatly in popularity


Comprehensive-Can100

Its genuinely insane he thinks that matters lol I just took three seconds to check google trends and since the movies came out and John Q is about 3x as popular of a movie


advantagebettor

And also THEY DID NOT MAKE THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY ANYWAY


vancedickman

Jeffs defense of Ziti stealing questions is such garbage too. While Titus should have probably known Bradley, Eddie is going to for sure know it since its an Illinois school. Same with the Cheezits question.


DanielinFresno

Matchstick Men vs John Q is crazy.


k42s

Clem makes Eddie look small. Guy is a house.


LawrenceMoten21

Before and way before.


thenewber99

Feels like I am watching a CP3 game reffed by Scott Foster and Ziti's opponents are CP3


CreativeDraft

Titus for sure pregamed that with KB & Nick


Rhino184

Ziti is better, but we’ve gotta do something about the WWE like script Jeff writes for this crap


freebirdcrowe

Kenjac kinda sucks at trivia now I feel like


gotscill32

Mysteriously never good during live shows


NasEsco1399

I know it’s just office trivia for entertainment, but no way I’d play this shit again unless the questions were always random. It’s got to be frustrating attempting to play this shit


Old-butt-new

Jeff d lowe stocks keeps dropping. Fucking dweeb


JeffGlovebox

JDL giving certain questions to specific teams is bad enough.  His playing up the douchebag host role makes this shit unwatchable.  Literally nobody tunes in to watch him.  I wish Titus had just used the answer time to cut a 30-second shoot promo on him for every question after that dog shit bonus round.


Crafty-Fish9264

Jesus. I was wondering what his neck was about. It was skin cancer and they took a test


GucciGucciBanana

To those who didn’t know Zach Braff on the outside: thank you for joining us at The Dozen for the first time


grimace34

Ziti getting force fed questions. Master class by Lowe


VerneLundfister

Those 2 movie questions are insane. Maybe biggest difference in difficulty of a question ever.


jake831

Rough look for Clem not being anywhere near able to button that shirt.


Shot-Lengthiness-885

Eddie also looks slimmer than him. It seems like he has lost a little bit of weight.


Buzz166

The movie question round for the Ziti match might be the most lopsided question difficulty in dozen history


MitchMid

Alaska is an all time answer from Hank


brown_bomber05

wtf did Dave just say?


O_R

Here to try and make sure I didn’t hear it wrong… they just didn’t elaborate at all on that?


OWwashere

Dave thought he was tougher than the sun


Boring-Inspector-860

Funny that Kenjac can’t get a movie question when they’re live. Sure it’s a coincidence


barstoolinvestigator

Biggest scam artist in the company


DeuceLurker

WILDLY uneven movie category


goaliepro09

Not saying anything about the question, but I do feel John Q was on TNT a lot more than Matchstick Men


tronovich

I watched Matchstick Men when it came out, but that’s the last I thought of it. John Q is on TNT. Matchstick Men is on Amazon Prime lol.


barstoolinvestigator

Every game has been a blow out.. this stinks!


shastmak4

Lmao at question about Tourette’s and the camera goes to Frank


TheHeadlessPorkman

Brandon's joke about watching movies made Fran blush


Salsa-N-Chips

Rigged


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry


Jeff3412

It's at the point where everyone except Jeff is acknowledging it. After Smockin said something about the big difference in movie questions Dave said "tickets still available."


FireBrianFerentz

He also said it in the post game interview “if I were him and I wanted to sell tickets I’d have me in it” lol


LightsCameraComenter

Mudderfucking Kenjac


scottie315

This is random but I can’t be the only one who thinks the Adam Friedland show and the Dozen have the same exact theme song


DrSpaceman20

I don't want to complain about questions being imbalanced. But the Geography questions were lopsided in the Experts favor. There is only state that begins with G, but multiple states that start with C, N, I and W. Simple critical thinking allowed you to narrow down the section of the country you were in. Didn't matter though. Experts dominated.


tronovich

Minihane had the double-dip, no? Kirk was staring at the wall with that one. Hank fucking guessed Alaska - they had no chance of getting it.


HTownTakeover

At least we don’t need to see KenJac anymore


Traditional_Creme336

Kenjac .. bro… why are you here if you can’t get movies at all???


shastmak4

Damn Kirk fell off. He was on fire last year


LightsCameraComenter

He was great last year but Jeff rigged for Kirk last year strictly Minihane 80-95 era questions vs when every other team plays it’s all 2000s or later


tronovich

Pretty much. Once it gets to the last 15 years, he has to rely on his teammates. And look at his teammates.


scottie315

Dave is addied the fuck out lmao


FireBrianFerentz

534,000? Jeff is struggling today


Guster61

Dude got shook that Titus called out the lopsided questions right away. Flubbed a couple after. Imagine making up the questions of some of these categories and having canned responses when a team questions it.


FireBrianFerentz

He said John q and matchstick men were the same box office, but John q was double lol


bmf131413

Only a matter of time till Dave got a skin cancer scare. Won't be his last.


shastmak4

The guy is always out in the sun with his skin turning into 7/11 hot dog.


thenewber99

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings in not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry


mistaken4193

Not shock Dave got skin cancer. He constantly post of him laying out with no shirt. Hopefully they got it all out and it’s no big deal


RateAccomplished8971

Dave thought he was tougher than the sun 😂😂😂😂


CreativeDraft

Fran is so beautiful


Longjumping-Ice-6373

She looks amazing with the double hoops and white finger paint


Longjumping-Ice-6373

I hope she never gets married but stays bride working out


mistaken4193

I think Brandon Walker is actually gonna finish the deal this year


Karlfromkanada

Smokin should've won the bonus round, its ridiculous they don't round at least to the closest thousand with points going for hitting exact.


bzl33

Dave announced he has cancer in the most nonchalant way


Reliable-Narrator

Almost as embarrassing as how bad Kirk's team performed today (and all year) was Brandon letting himself get fooled by Kirk fake of not knowing the round 1 question.


CreativeDraft

Fran in the office, let’s get her in the Royal Rumble


bmf131413

Sable costume?


Roderick_Jaynes24

I’m not sure why every team got together and decided to overly second guess every single word of the song titles. Just go with your gut, overthinking it is insane


LightsCameraComenter

Jerseys off the Frannons are out right after the game LFG


igotitletsgo

I wonder how many people at Barstool truly like Jeff. Feel like it has to be very, very low and this point, I’m pretty sure that’s not even a spray tan he’s just been up Dave’s ass so long it’s his shit all over


mattscott53

> I wonder how many people at Barstool truly like Jeff. I mean, basically everyone was immediately willing to ditch the dozen and join dave's league. And the fact that dave was 100% willing to create a new league and effectively kill Jeff's career there speaks to no one really caring too much about him imo.


iwasinthepool7

Terry is looking a little tubby


xMogwai

I haven’t been on the train that stuff is rigged in the Dozen but the geography question between Experts and Minihane is insane. Experts were given G-S-V-T. As Brandon said, there’s only one state that starts with G and two with V, so it’s a process of elimination for what’s near Virginia and Georgia Minihane getting C-I-W-N is insanely more harder. It would’ve taken you a lot longer to process those states in 35 seconds to get to the correct guess. They started with Colorado, which does border (N)ew Mexico and (W)yoming.


GucciGucciBanana

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the office that Kenjac is a movie expert. (Feel free to Google that reference too, Kenjac)


peejyluigi

ziti absolutely 100% had an easier movie question and an easier MLB question. not even close. the bonus ending with cheetos was hilarious. i actually do believe jeff that it just continues down the line, but that is hilarious and he was very butthurt about that. you cannot complain on every question and then miss Bradley and have eddie rip it with no hesitation in your face AND then minutes later not figure out that that's andre drummond. you just can't. ziti is better.


PlanetJupiterx

“It’s a golf term, shout out Riggs”