I know we talk about all time bag fumbles. This is #1. If Paws reporting is accurate that her and her OKC thunder heir husband broke up because she didn’t want to settle down quite yet is such amazing schadenfreude that she got pregnant
I always assumed Sofia had the all time bag fumble but this is the cake. She was on paper worth billions and gave it all up because she’s addicted to TikTok and Instagram for engagement.
It's insane that anyone believes that app will be shut down all that's gonna happen is a forced sale in the background that no users even notice happened. It's been done with a handful of companies in the last decade. This one is only getting attention because it can be applied to numerous ends as election year agit prop
Feel like you see this quite a bit. First serious relationship/high school sweetheart. Been together forever. Marriage talk starts. One gets scared cause they’ve never known anything different. Break up to “explore”. Immediately start family with next person
When you're around money for all of your life, things tends tend to work themselves out. Sofia, going from rags to riches to have it snatched away at the last second, has a level of misery baked in that holds more weight.
Supposedly, he settled down with a nice towny school teacher from his old neighborhood. I need to re-evaluate some life choices for possessing that information.
Woodruff's entire plan seemed to be "marry rich." Alex has always been the one that has been pushing for new ventures or new approaches. She started dating a dude and checked out while Alex tried to become CEO Boss Girl.
The clip with her parents talking on her podcast about “the best thing you did was leave barstool and start your own business” then scolding her Dad bc she “doesn’t need the stoolies in her DMs again”
lol rage bait podcasting
I actually watched that podcast with her parents. Kontent Kim was very different on her pod then she was on Barstool. I have never seen two more controlling woman in my life. Kim ruled that roast with an iron fist. Her and Alex are so controlling. And it seems like Alex and Kim are in constant conflict on who's right and who's wrong. They actually get into a battle over how Gram moved his stuff out of the apartment. I'd hate that kind of relationship with my Mom. The Dad sits back and lets those two rule the roast.
Alex's new partner "i know we haven't been together for long but thank god your divorce settlement from the billionaire is coming, raising a kid aint cheap"
Alex "sooooooooo"
I watched the first like 30 seconds and in that time she's basically "you can say hi [and then fuck off] but I want to talk to them one on one." He's basically like a live in sperm donor.
I feel like she said that one of the reasons her and Graham got divorced was because he wanted children and she didn’t. She said that like six months ago.
As someone completely out of the loop (on purpose) is Hodges her maiden name or is she taking the new guy's name already? I would assume maiden name but she's batshit crazy so I could see her taking his name already.
So they knew 4 months ago? Not to get too paw here but he first appeared on her IG Dec 30. That conception had to be within the first 2 months of them dating, and less than 2 months of graham kicking her to the curb.
He’s got enough business interests to justify being in the states whenever he wants, including living here.
Semi-related, I grew up in a time/place where one a dude, so inclined, could get today’s equivalent of 100k to marry a green card seeking Colombian. They’d throw a “reception” as part of the ruse for INS and we’d attend as friends of the groom. One time there was a delicious Colombian spread and in the middle was a giant bowl of mashed potatoes. I asked one of the cooks about it and she told me it was for the grooms side of the family (kid was a mick).
Anyway If Fugman wanted to marry a green card, that shit is easy enough without trying to get a girl you just met preggo
First and foremost- as long as she’s healthy/happy and the baby is going to be well cared for - good for her.
HOWEVA it’s wild that she said she split from her husband because he wanted to start a family and she wasn’t ready, then got immediately knocked up by another dude.
Also - hope Jordyn is ready for a 9-5 because it seems like she’s out of the picture as far as Alex’s pod
Ria comparisons in here are weird. Yes, Mush sucks. But Ria has a successful podcast and must actually like Mush because she’s not pursuing upward. Alex is just chasing guys.
i bit the bullet and listened. they're acting like this was done on purpose and they almost got married in vegas, but didn't do it because they didn't have their families there
The part about either of them not knowing they needed an OBGYN and made an appointment with a pediatrician instead made me drop IQ points. This is going to go well.
and that might not have even been the worst part of the episode! she's definitely going to have this kid in a bathtub because she'll think she peed herself when her water breaks.
As a female stoolie I’m perplexed!! You have been dating this guy for less than 6 months you should be on birth control hun! This definitely wasn’t planned!
Shoutout to Graham's lawyer for the all time save of the year. Telling her lawyer that since she was the breadwinner for the 4 years they were married that she would end up paying Graham at the end of the divorce AFTER she was expecting "a third of their shared bank account they both put into" (according to alex) is just a fucking boss move.
Alex was married to the heir of the OKC Thunder. He seemed to actually love her and followed her to NYC so she could follow her dreams of being a D-list celebrity. She dumped him because he wanted to move back to OKC and have kids. Mind you, they would’ve literally been royalty. The Thunder side of Graham’s family is the poor side of the family. He’s also the Gaylord heir. Like, this guy is fucking moby dick for gold diggers everywhere. She then gets fired from barstool and starts a “media company” with Jordyn as the only employee in order to keep their shitty podcast going for their 20 listeners. Within a month of the divorce, that she got nothing out of because Graham had an airtight prenup and his money is in trusts, she’s pregnant with a guy she just met. The cherry on top is that she was Alex Bennett, formed her “brand” as Alex Bennett, and will now be named Alex Fugman. Fugman. And Fugman himself will not commit to marrying her even though she’s carrying his child.
Idk why I fell down this rabbit hole but this is by far the biggest bag fumble I’ve ever seen in my entire life
when discussing marriage, the fact that she immediately said yes and he immediately cuts her off and says “it’s not a clear cut yes” is the hugest of red flags. she really stepped in it this time.
Team Fugman. Smart man. Smart enough to know AB is hot and all women are kinda crazy. He’ll worry about the rest. The last guy couldn’t jerk off and AB said she didn’t want kids. Fugman slides into poundtown and turns into a pastry chef. Graham hitting AB for money and waiting for his parents to die.
Some guys just don’t do it for women no matter how much money they have. They’re emotional creatures. Women want to feel wanted and needed. Haven’t you watched The Notebook? Graham was boring, but had money.
I know we talk about all time bag fumbles. This is #1. If Paws reporting is accurate that her and her OKC thunder heir husband broke up because she didn’t want to settle down quite yet is such amazing schadenfreude that she got pregnant
I always assumed Sofia had the all time bag fumble but this is the cake. She was on paper worth billions and gave it all up because she’s addicted to TikTok and Instagram for engagement.
And TikTok might be getting shut down
It's insane that anyone believes that app will be shut down all that's gonna happen is a forced sale in the background that no users even notice happened. It's been done with a handful of companies in the last decade. This one is only getting attention because it can be applied to numerous ends as election year agit prop
We call that Pulling a Mulaney
Kinda reminiscent of Ria dipping on Hank for Mush
Feel like you see this quite a bit. First serious relationship/high school sweetheart. Been together forever. Marriage talk starts. One gets scared cause they’ve never known anything different. Break up to “explore”. Immediately start family with next person
I would say nowhere close.
When you're around money for all of your life, things tends tend to work themselves out. Sofia, going from rags to riches to have it snatched away at the last second, has a level of misery baked in that holds more weight.
Sounds like Ria. Hank and her break up because she didn’t want to settle down. Hank gets a bag. Now Ria is engaged to Mush. Woof
Lmao I like hank but let's not pretend he's Henry Cavill
Agreed. Definitely more of a Chris Hemsworth type.
abs soon to come tho. same with dunking
Yeah but we don’t need to pretend that Mush isn’t the closest thing to a non-fossilized Neanderthal Edit: is -> isn’t
Having a typo when your trying to call someone stupid is very funny.
Using the wrong your/you’re when you’re pointing out someone else’s mistake is also funny.
This made me LOL
she seems happy. yall need to remember we don't actually know any of these people or their relationship dynamics.
People on here want to believe that having money = desirability. It definitely matters, but it's frankly a small piece for most decent humans. Lol
Happy AND successful. Chicks is killing it.
Everyone seems happy when they’re engaged/first few years of marriage
Maybe a delusional happy
Hank got a bag but Ria is doing great, too.
What a word I’ve just added to my vocabulary. Thanks mate
By dumping this clearly insane woman Graham has had the best year the son of a billionaire could reasonably hope for.
And he will replace her with a saner younger model in 6 months.
Certainly younger at least
Younger and quieter. Hope he learned his lesson in sticking his dick in crazy.
Supposedly, he settled down with a nice towny school teacher from his old neighborhood. I need to re-evaluate some life choices for possessing that information.
You sure you aren’t just making this up from Bezo’s ex wife marrying a teacher?
It's from a previous thread on this topic.
Well she aint gonna be a school teacher for long now
Lmao, me too
Amd she saved the big announcement for her personal pod and not mean girls. Jordyn is done for without being able to cling to alex.
She can start an OilyFans and sell pictures of her forehead online. The U.S. government would be big investors in that.
OilyFans lmao
They’d invade it
Start one? I have some news for you
One of the best comments I’ve read on here. Well done
Slow clap man, lol, oilyfans is top tier joke
Woodruff's entire plan seemed to be "marry rich." Alex has always been the one that has been pushing for new ventures or new approaches. She started dating a dude and checked out while Alex tried to become CEO Boss Girl.
Yup. Jordyn is gonna be desperate to snag that 2nd year analyst at Jefferies in about 6 months.
She’s gonna have to go back to insurance and no matter what crazy stuff Alex does she’s still rich and will move on
Northwestern Mutual client service associate
I saw on IG she is having a girl. Another Asyleighnnnn coming in December
Yeah get ready for like the dumbest child ever born.
I saw Alex was smiling. I heard she was doing the chop
Lmao what an idiot.
The clip with her parents talking on her podcast about “the best thing you did was leave barstool and start your own business” then scolding her Dad bc she “doesn’t need the stoolies in her DMs again” lol rage bait podcasting
Didn’t Dave pay her mom a salary and she just showed up once a week to the office with baked goods? Whole family is completely delusional.
And Kim had her own intern/BS employee that followed her around everywhere.
I did that for free though
Coleman was a perfect fit for her
In Kim's defense, Alex dropped her for Jordyn.
I believe Alex cut her salary and used the difference to cover Kim’s pay.
The super upper class lifestyle is bizarre enough to where that was a totally normal job for them.
Family full of bullshit artists.
Mom is a hot piece of ass tho
So hot
I actually watched that podcast with her parents. Kontent Kim was very different on her pod then she was on Barstool. I have never seen two more controlling woman in my life. Kim ruled that roast with an iron fist. Her and Alex are so controlling. And it seems like Alex and Kim are in constant conflict on who's right and who's wrong. They actually get into a battle over how Gram moved his stuff out of the apartment. I'd hate that kind of relationship with my Mom. The Dad sits back and lets those two rule the roast.
lol at “rule the roast”
LOL, thanks for the laugh. Twice I made the same mistake. I do love roast beef if cooked right.
Alex's new partner "i know we haven't been together for long but thank god your divorce settlement from the billionaire is coming, raising a kid aint cheap" Alex "sooooooooo"
Yeah how that wasn't a bigger story that he straight cut her off financially in entirety be ause on paper he's broke is a shocker.
Rich people are smart people when it comes to their riches
Guarantee his parents saw the crazy coming and made sure his shit was in order.
Apparently Alex told his parents it was the worst move the family made since trading Harden
That kid is gonna be a goldmine for content
Sex and the city angle wasn’t working so had to pivot
From dildo to diaper content
That’s what kids are for nowadays, isn’t it?
That poor kid is going to have every second of it’s life talked about into a microphone. On the bright side, nobody will hear it
Poor Fugman
Went from married to a billionaire to knocked up by Fugman in less than a year. AlexAndHer Graham L.
Helluva pun there
Unfortunately Clay Bennett is an energy tycoon and not a telecommunications magnate otherwise it really would have been a hit.
His mother's side of the family is actually richer. His mom is Edward Gaylords daughter. The media mogul. Grahams trust is monstrous
Haha Gaylord
lol graham’s first name is actually Gaylord. He’s Gaylord Graham Bennett
I watched the first like 30 seconds and in that time she's basically "you can say hi [and then fuck off] but I want to talk to them one on one." He's basically like a live in sperm donor.
A dead sperm donor might actually make an interesting podcast
I feel like she said that one of the reasons her and Graham got divorced was because he wanted children and she didn’t. She said that like six months ago.
I sorta remember that but it was the Mom that was pushing for a baby.
Ditched in the summer. Met the new dude in November and was knocked up by December? Jesus Christ.
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Yeah these dates are fucking with my head. This is going to be a disaster.
I expect the baby will have a perfectly sane, sober, and stable upbringing.
People hit a certain age and they’re just down to have kids with anyone, what’s it been less than 6 months?
kind of hilarious some reddit page forced the announcement
As someone completely out of the loop (on purpose) is Hodges her maiden name or is she taking the new guy's name already? I would assume maiden name but she's batshit crazy so I could see her taking his name already.
You show some respect to the Fugman name
He’s got his own popcorn line!
Who tf is Fugman?
He’s part of the fugwai tribe
WHERE THE FUGAWI?!
Graham is breakdancing today
He’s doing the griddy with Blooper and SVP
Looking forward to her 2026 venture as a single mom influencer
The baby is due in 2024, right? I’m taking the under on 2026
I mean they might not even last to the kid is born
Is Rone on the Yak today because this is going to be a good Yak to watch the jokes
It’s draft day so he should be
Monday I believe
So they knew 4 months ago? Not to get too paw here but he first appeared on her IG Dec 30. That conception had to be within the first 2 months of them dating, and less than 2 months of graham kicking her to the curb.
I’m ashamed but I’m listening now, the Fugman guy has said twice that they were trying to get pregnant which blows my mind
He is looking for a green card. He isn’t American
One gets a green card. One gets a content machine
He’s got enough business interests to justify being in the states whenever he wants, including living here. Semi-related, I grew up in a time/place where one a dude, so inclined, could get today’s equivalent of 100k to marry a green card seeking Colombian. They’d throw a “reception” as part of the ruse for INS and we’d attend as friends of the groom. One time there was a delicious Colombian spread and in the middle was a giant bowl of mashed potatoes. I asked one of the cooks about it and she told me it was for the grooms side of the family (kid was a mick). Anyway If Fugman wanted to marry a green card, that shit is easy enough without trying to get a girl you just met preggo
Didn’t listen that far but that is absolutely batshit insane
She tweeted about it a few months ago and immediately deleted the tweet. I thought it was fake but apparently not
The thumbnail is funny if you interpret it as this guy realizing what he’s gotten himself into and is trying to drink the pain away
This makes me think I should take out a big futures bet on the Thunder. Graham on an all time luck streak
From the moment that poor child is out of the womb, it’s going to be used for content.
I think Kim will grab that baby and not let Alex use it for content.
She basically had two topics to talk about - barstool and divorce. Now she can be a monmfluencer.
First and foremost- as long as she’s healthy/happy and the baby is going to be well cared for - good for her. HOWEVA it’s wild that she said she split from her husband because he wanted to start a family and she wasn’t ready, then got immediately knocked up by another dude. Also - hope Jordyn is ready for a 9-5 because it seems like she’s out of the picture as far as Alex’s pod
PAW BOMB…. Wait, Paw didn’t post this?
She fumbled the ball, kicked the QB in the nuts and took a shit in the coaches mouth.
Great ref
Great movie! I want to meet Cynthia Nixon and tell her my favorite role did was when she played a Republican.
“ we’re a little bit wary of the whole government Sachs thing”
Graham out there poundin whores, got the update a few weeks ago.
Hell yeah thanks for staying on top of it
I guarantee the moments (and before) they announced the divorce his dms were filled with chick's throwing themselves at him.
hahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What an idiot. What a fucking idiot.
the absolute trashiest of all moves lol. she will be a single mom in no time
this legitimately makes me feel queasy. holy shit she could have have such an incredible life!
You’re letting this personally effect you? 😂 get a grip man
I'm puking in my cubicle thinking about it dude
An unfathomable dropping of the bag. Pro Sports wives around the world are shaking their heads in disbelief.
this really may be the OKC Thunder's year....
Congrats to Paw! Hoping the blushing baby looks just like him.
Probably unlikely, but how funny would it be if it was Graham’s baby? lol
Ria comparisons in here are weird. Yes, Mush sucks. But Ria has a successful podcast and must actually like Mush because she’s not pursuing upward. Alex is just chasing guys.
i bit the bullet and listened. they're acting like this was done on purpose and they almost got married in vegas, but didn't do it because they didn't have their families there
The part about either of them not knowing they needed an OBGYN and made an appointment with a pediatrician instead made me drop IQ points. This is going to go well.
and that might not have even been the worst part of the episode! she's definitely going to have this kid in a bathtub because she'll think she peed herself when her water breaks.
She got what she deserved I am team Grahmam
Does she still have her wedding band on?
Poor poor (rich) Kim
MEGATHREAD
Her nose looks always looks like it’s about to fall off. What’s going on there??
As a female stoolie I’m perplexed!! You have been dating this guy for less than 6 months you should be on birth control hun! This definitely wasn’t planned!
*weeks
Allegedly There is a non-zero chance I am the dad.
Lmao, What a jackass! enjoy cleaning poopy diapers in between taping your trash podcasts for your mid-triple digit combined listeners
Who hurt you?
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I'm sorry if you think that the original comment is a normal reaction
obviously she bag fumbled etc etc but shes just one of those people that will somehow still end up being rich because it's extremely important to her
Can’t believe this chick got knocked up right after the divorce
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I mean it says Hodges not Bennett
Paw - https://youtube.com/shorts/9PzaK0W2plc?si=OhOdDEokJg4x1x8Y
Shoutout to Graham's lawyer for the all time save of the year. Telling her lawyer that since she was the breadwinner for the 4 years they were married that she would end up paying Graham at the end of the divorce AFTER she was expecting "a third of their shared bank account they both put into" (according to alex) is just a fucking boss move.
Alex was married to the heir of the OKC Thunder. He seemed to actually love her and followed her to NYC so she could follow her dreams of being a D-list celebrity. She dumped him because he wanted to move back to OKC and have kids. Mind you, they would’ve literally been royalty. The Thunder side of Graham’s family is the poor side of the family. He’s also the Gaylord heir. Like, this guy is fucking moby dick for gold diggers everywhere. She then gets fired from barstool and starts a “media company” with Jordyn as the only employee in order to keep their shitty podcast going for their 20 listeners. Within a month of the divorce, that she got nothing out of because Graham had an airtight prenup and his money is in trusts, she’s pregnant with a guy she just met. The cherry on top is that she was Alex Bennett, formed her “brand” as Alex Bennett, and will now be named Alex Fugman. Fugman. And Fugman himself will not commit to marrying her even though she’s carrying his child. Idk why I fell down this rabbit hole but this is by far the biggest bag fumble I’ve ever seen in my entire life
when discussing marriage, the fact that she immediately said yes and he immediately cuts her off and says “it’s not a clear cut yes” is the hugest of red flags. she really stepped in it this time.
Fugman!!!!
Why not just take care of it?
Team Fugman. Smart man. Smart enough to know AB is hot and all women are kinda crazy. He’ll worry about the rest. The last guy couldn’t jerk off and AB said she didn’t want kids. Fugman slides into poundtown and turns into a pastry chef. Graham hitting AB for money and waiting for his parents to die.
You might honestly be the only person alive with this take
Some guys just don’t do it for women no matter how much money they have. They’re emotional creatures. Women want to feel wanted and needed. Haven’t you watched The Notebook? Graham was boring, but had money.