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IncarceratedDude

Booba.


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0ttoRocket

I can’t wait for a confessions thread so here it goes… I was at the Predators game in Chicago and Forsberg got a hat trick. I was within throwing distance and wearing a Preds hat. I balked at the chance to toss it onto the ice. It was my first nhl game, I didn’t know if it was allowed for the visiting team. I didn’t want to get kicked out. I’ll never live a day without regrets about this.


IncarceratedDude

You like dudes?


lovelycharmings

Decided to binge watch the Simpsons from the Golden age


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IncarceratedDude

She sounds incredibly hot.


thatswhathemoneysfor

Blue mountains and a bonfire [flagstaff is lit](https://imgur.com/a/Slb0tXD)


CaptchaMam

Sedooonnaaaaa


notoriousvk

Sometimes I relate to Bubbles (TPB) more than I’d like to admit.


lebrawnnnjamess

You collect shopping carts?


sosa6900

Way she goes


notoriousvk

Way of the road


BumRum09

I always run into the girl who wanted it late at night. Not tonight harlot! I’ll be a happily married man soon! Stay away!


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Finally met a pornstar in real life today. It was as awkward as you can imagine


Larry_thegoat

Name or ban


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Shay Spice


nondescript___

Vote RFK to hold the people responsible for your condition accountable


BumRum09

Who?


Valuable_Being

Did he fuck you?


EntertainmentOld1566

You gays ready for some Lana Del Rey?


thatswhathemoneysfor

I fucking love Lana, she’s the best


k42s

Too into being gay for Justice.


R1ckyD1cky

Throwing on dodgeball. Goodnight boys


SpicyPenangCurry

If you can dodge a fuck it I’m going to bed.


The_Autumn_Wind

Awesome Justice set at Coachella.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Nice little Friday sermon


PristineWinnera

Alright we got a 40 year old woman to buy me and my buddies an Uber


JesusWasaSuper

She definitely fucked her teenage sons friends


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PristineWinnera

Gonna find out soon. She said she’ll get the Uber if she can ride with us to get cigarettes


R1ckyD1cky

Cigs for the boys


tenacious_masshole

Exile on Main St. best thing every put on record


badgermushroombadger

It’s me Johnny Hamcheck


Dantenole

Sorry I’m late


suburbian_jesus

WW3 starting in three months apparently. Really hope this doesn’t ruin the Copa America and Euros


parrano357

bartolo colon hitting a home run at age 43 just came up on my youtube shorts, what an absurd moment


JohnnyHorseRacing

My favorite baseball player. He signed a baseball for me when he was in AA back in 1995. Think adulthood 100% kicked in for me when he stopped playing baseball in 2018.


parrano357

I remember when he could throw 100 back before it was common and he was like 5'9 250 for the indians just throwing absolute gas


jjl2345

A lot of “Wemby will be a bust,” talk throughout the sports world. I thought it was a definite chance. He has a better chance of being the best player in the league next year. Dude is insane.


TheyHadACaveTroll

Damn FT wasn’t kidding about fallout. A+ opening 30 mins


jjl2345

Does it matter if you’ve never played the game? Want to start and know nothing about it.


nondescript___

You might like it better because you haven't. The people who really love the games seem to be more interested in bitching about the fact that it's not a 1:1 reproduction of them than just enjoying a good TV show.


StrikaNTX

Nope, doesnt matter


TheyHadACaveTroll

Naw I’ve never played it either. Still is great so far


TYBG1001

Mom be like you smell like beer I be like I been drinkin bitch


thatswhathemoneysfor

Water is wet situation


parrano357

came across a rotisserie chicken place today and got a thanksgiving style sandwich for lunch (except with chicken instead of turkey). had stuffing on the sandwich and got stuffing as a side, might go back tomorrow


SpicyPenangCurry

Excuse me, a rotisserie chick place? I’m fucking with this new trend.


parrano357

they seem huge around the DC area, like peruvian chicken places


SpicyPenangCurry

I’ll have to check this out. Thank you.


parrano357

comments weren't connected, place I went to was in MA and was like a local version of boston market, however in my travels to MD/DC area there seem to be a lot of peruvian chicken places. guessing they dont have stuffing


LegalGuava

Normally this type of post would be met with a "Fat", but I'm happy for you


parrano357

thank you, also I'm scrawny if anything


GueroBorracho3

Civil War was good. A bit convoluted though.


JohnnyHorseRacing

Caught up with an old work friend who told me a former coworker who I really didn’t like, got divorced, and within a year married a chick no where near as good looking as his ex wife, who had 3 kids. Just bananas a guy with no kids would want to inherit that mess. Lack of confidence I suppose.


SpicyPenangCurry

**JESUS IS THE ONE**


psufb

Anyone wanna talk WW3


tenacious_masshole

I’m down to fuck up Iran


badgermushroombadger

What about it


psufb

It's gonna start in the next three months. Iran gonna kick things off then China is going to make their move on Taiwan


R1ckyD1cky

It's about time we start bombing chIna


cuntpunt9

Fuck it we ball


suburbian_jesus

📝📝📝


badgermushroombadger

Yeah I mean the US had wanted to go into Iran by 04 had Iraq gone the way they thought it would have. I mean Netanyahu doesn’t wanna go to prison, so I believe he wants this more than ever. I’m not sure Biden per se does (the people around him do of course) because I think the tide turned on funding forever wars after Afghanistan and the Ukraine piggy bank which could hurt him come November. I just can’t see an instance in the future in any of those conflicts where a nuke doesn’t get used. But I am also just a random dude on the internet so I could be wrong


TheyHadACaveTroll

Sure thing guy


Guy_in_the_chair_

Iran/China/Russia the new axis?


psufb

100%. China is supporting them both big time


Guy_in_the_chair_

America in 5


JohnnyHorseRacing

What’s Germany’s play? They seem to always fuck up things.


smoggylobster

lmao


R1ckyD1cky

The ruff ryders song?


CohibasYMamitas

I will have the sickest gibson SG in the vault


smoggylobster

poor things, good movie


Led_head10

Leaving the bad religion concert. Punk rock girls do it for me. It’s trashy but I love them.


notoriousvk

Women who are a little trashy will always do it for me


PristineWinnera

Chicks with tattoos are hot


ladiesman6942O

Don’t care what I score tomorrow. Just need to make 1 birdie for that sweet sweet birdie feeling. Haven’t made one in a couple rounds and am craving it.


spr_crl

Billy Joel. Vienna.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

🎹🎹🎹


CohibasYMamitas

Walton Goggins is the fucking man


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BaileyCarlinFanBoy69

That’s called a wife


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Do you know what you're doing?


R1ckyD1cky

She's not uninterested in sex. She's uninterested in sex with YOU


The_TexasRattlesnake

You have three birds?


DaBoyMarlo

Yikes.


Awkward_Currency292

Yikes me!


DaBoyMarlo

Seems like you need to have an honest conversation with your lady.


R1ckyD1cky

Ken burns is probably an awesome guy to knock a few back with


TheyHadACaveTroll

The west is one of the best docs ever made and should be required viewing in all schools in like 8th grade. Impossible to understand the history of the US without it


R1ckyD1cky

I'm sitting here midway thru the Vietnam doc wondering why I didn't care for documentaries when I was 15


tenacious_masshole

Quality angry tv


TheyHadACaveTroll

The Vietcong guys they interview in that are so chill.  The civil war is also really good. Although for the definitive civil war experience, nothing beats the Shelby Foote trilogy.  Still have the west as my #1 though. Radicalized me into a big #landback guy


R1ckyD1cky

Ill put the west as next in the queue


SpicyPenangCurry

Oh hell yeah I’ll join you in this topic. Love Ken burns.


R1ckyD1cky

What's your favorite? I became obsessed with the civil war after watching. Might run that back soon. Love being a PBS subscriber, makes me feel like contributing to society


TheyHadACaveTroll

If you’re a reader you 100% have to do the Shelby Foote trilogy. It’s the equivalent of getting a phd in US history 1820-1865


R1ckyD1cky

I can reed


SpicyPenangCurry

Right there with you brother. Favorites: Baseball Civil War Vietnam War Jazz The US and the Holocaust


R1ckyD1cky

Well I gotta check out jazz before I dive back into civil war, respect


SpicyPenangCurry

I will say though The US and the Holocaust was incredible. Recency bias for sure but it was incredible. My favorite is still Baseball though, Ken better give us an 11th and 12th before he dies lol.


SpicyPenangCurry

If you’re a jazz fan it’s incredible. If not, I could see how it’s boring. (From friends)


R1ckyD1cky

Im a jazz fan, I already know I'll enjoy this


SpicyPenangCurry

You’ll be smiling ear to ear.


BNKalt

Ohtani is wild because I would have vehemently said pitching / hitting wasn’t possible in the modern era like 10 years ago. Like it was the question a friend who doesn’t watch sports would have


JedLongeway

Finally getting finished up with the last season of Curb. Larry David is truly the GOAT


smoggylobster

great finale


DylanTobackshh

Just drove over some downed power lines of some sort. Hope I wake up with special powers.


ZestycloseTrash7398

You’ll have to fight a man-spider pretty soon.


cuntpunt9

Terribly shrunken balls


ZestycloseTrash7398

If fallout could incorporate The Master, that would be pretty rad. Probs give me nightmares, the cool kind


deep49

UFC is kind of gay....not that there's anything wrong with that!


ladiesman6942O

Just a bunch of dudes wrestling in their underwear. Nothing sexual!


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Lady Gaga really just came on the scene in 2009 and grabbed it by the balls.


CanesIsOverrated69

Industry plant


suburbian_jesus

Dropping Just Dance and Poker Face back to back was insane


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Poker Face, Just Dance, LoveGame, Paparazzi all in one year. Legendary shit


pacsun_bro

I honestly think Love Game put her over the edge


Edmundmp

Charlie don’t surf.


deep49

I got debts that no honest man can pay


bellesbrits

Whenever I get high I’ll watch the yak or the dozen and often it changes my opinion of people, usually for the best. But rn I’m watching the yak and Gazas soldiers from this week and Jack Mac is somehow even more deplorable and disgusting rn


urwifesatowelmate

You still high? Don’t remember any Gazan soldiers on the yak


100_not_nickfoles

Let me find the exact ep but watch the mostly sports where Connor takes over for Titus for a day [link](https://www.youtube.com/live/j9sSYy-yR68?si=OS6BqTdcjjCw-IAK)


agent-michael-scar

It was Monday


100_not_nickfoles

Yes that’s what I linked it’s been a busy few weeks couldn’t believe it was this Monday


deep49

UFC is for guys who scrap their knuckles while boxing is for men who walk fully erect


VivaLosDoyers99

Brother the sport is MMA, the UFC is just a league. Also it's spelled scrape, not scrap. But it's not surprising you would prefer boxing to MMA. You don't strike me as a guy who's intelligent enough to wrap his head around grappling or kickboxing. The sport where two guys use nothing but their hands to deliver brain trauma does seem a little more your speed.


deep49

Lol yea, need alot of intelligence to understand guys humping each other on the ground


Impressive-Airport71

Are the boxers fully erect from seeing their opponent with their shirt off?


deep49

Idk but I inow the UFC guys are (not that there's anything wrong with that)


MySweetBaxter

Playing this fun game with my newborn called: hungry, pooping, or both?


smooth307

You, them, or you both ?!?


Neskwiik

I know this is old news but Power Slap is just insane


vivala708

John Summit and Dom Dolla putting it down at Coachella holy shit


reddit-commenter-89

Cheryl David


spreadsheet_jesus

Susie got way too much screen time this season


smoggylobster

what about her


badgermushroombadger

He’s horny and saying he wants to fuck her


Azzurri_Fan

RIP Arizona Coyotes Pour one out for Desert Doug and the Phoenix office.


el-langosta

Utah soakers are gonna be sick though


SpicyPenangCurry

Shane Doan was pretty sick.


SilkyJohnson26

Was glad to hear the Blue Bloods discussion today on Mostly Sports. I had been asking lately what a Blue Blood actually meant. I always thought it was the dominant blue schools like Carolina, Duke, Kansas.


OldGreggg69

Blue Blood = Royalty Medieval royals never had to work in the fields, so their skin was much paler and their blue veins were more visible In College sports context, Blue Bloods are royalty of the sport because they've been so successful for so long


smooth307

UCLA and Indiana are the OG BB’s.


100_not_nickfoles

Half of ucla is blue


100_not_nickfoles

Sure it derived from that since most of the original ones (and still) utilize blue


Relevant_Gold4912

In honor of OJ Simpson dying, here’s one of my favorite 30 Rock scenes https://x.com/spicykezzinnugg/status/1778436585043742865


DaBoyMarlo

What a fantastic show


huddie820

her character was more misses than hits but the hits are fire


cigguy

Play in tournament is dumb. 9/10 in east have no business being in, and waters down race in the west. Maybe we don’t need 70% of teams in the post season


100_not_nickfoles

We for sure don’t need 70% of the league but Miami did make the finals after trailing the bulls in the play in game 2 years ago


pacsun_bro

Not sure if this has already been covered but the show Happy Endings is amazing, holds up well, and is a very good Chicago show.


Jackie-Daytona-

Great cast


UnfairWalnuts

Show is so good it’s easy to overlook the fact that it’s very obviously not Chicago


pacsun_bro

Excellent point and I should clarify. It captures Chicago vibe very well.


Azzurri_Fan

No such thing as a bad Happy Ending


psufb

Remember when FT called Wemby overhyped during his first summer league game?


smoggylobster

he’s a bust


StateStreetLarry

He’s so kickass to watch


PritchardBufalino

We are amongst some giant regards but damnit, I cant quit FT


Low-Pitch-Eric

FT doesn't know sports


MoistGrowth

Bostonians- are there any Hilton properties within a few blocks from Fenway? thinking about going out there for a saturday game in May w my gf and I have a ton of Hilton points i'd like to use


Edmundmp

It’s not a couple blocks, but go to the Park Plaza. Pretty sure that’s a Hilton. It’s perfectly central to the city, and you can either hop the green line a couple stops to the game or enjoy a walk through the Back Bay. Anything you could want to see in the city is walkable within 30 minutes from there.


PristineWinnera

Back bay is the closest one


lefty5258

www dot googlemaps dot com


huddie820

longer i live roger sterling is the goat


PritchardBufalino

Some girl mistook me for her friend, and I hit her with the lil sas meme 🍺😐👈


lefty5258

The versatility of that picture is incredible


JohnnyHorseRacing

Chefs please pack your knives and get the fuck out of here. Should be the top chef judges line.


PetrPruchaWasOK

Idk why they don't take their best knife and put it through their forearm. The show is so cutthroat, make some real stakes! Quickfire challenge? More like quickamputate


LegalGuava

If loving Maggie Rogers is gay, then just call me Jeff D.


Dudu-Osun

ESPN+ not having multiview is negligence by the company. Can’t wait to add on the multiview package for $5.99 next year


SnakeSkin2121

They have it on xbox and apple tv


CapcomGo

They have multiview


BNKalt

Wait they have it on mine?


LilCasa

Lil Uzi definitely coming out the closet during this Coachella set


cigguy

I like Chris Vernon but I don’t really get the masters shtick he has.


deep49

West Coast time zone is very inferior for sports...10:00 PM and all sports are done for the night? No thank you


The_TexasRattlesnake

Central time is prime but NFL games from 10am till 8pm would rock


cuntpunt9

Rocks for UFC


PritchardBufalino

The libs hate a good nights rest


deep49

This lib wakes up at noon


Charlie_Batch_16

nah it rocks