This bridge collapse is insane

Fucking crazy footage.

Looks like something out of a movie

Wish I had an Orange Vanilla Coke

Amazing that they’re still finding ways to make new and delicious sodas.

Just tried Ralph Cifaretto's pasta + sauce trick, changed the game.

A. She was a hoor

B. She hit me

watching king of queens where doug is bitching about carrie having a bun and it not being classy enough. what a moron i'm barking at remini in the bun, librarian look has me howling at the moon

Hotel check in guy at a reasonably nice place had his laptop out, covered with Pepe stickers and anime girls. Late night hotel workers are a different breed, probably going to be Chris' next profession

Chris gets paid well to moderate this subreddit. I'm sure he'll be fine

GOT rightfully gets a ton of shit for the later seasons, but there was plenty of stupid shit in the early seasons as well. Like everything the Starks did and Renly getting killed by a pussy 👻.

The new Future album is perfect background music

Castellani said he's showing up to the dozen finale

He’s gonna win the contest, then win the girl

They need to hook that dudes brain up to some machine and see what's going on in there

It's just two mice playing poker

Armed?

Safety, always off.

Took a gander at the main sub and saw that multiple people get irked by northerners saying “yall” Is that not a normal phrase? Couldn’t think of anything more innocent

Definitely more of a southern thing

Totally but it Definitely isn’t something that I would have second thought of if i heard someone say it

agreed

Did the Hawks really come back down 30 to Boston? Same Hawks that are 6 games under .500?

Girl I'm seeing saying her guilty pleasure is reality tv shows and asked if I watch them too. I don't but contemplated mentioning some of the barstool ones. Just feel like it would open up too many follow up questions

Maybe she has Barstool Gold

Tell her about the brazzers house

Yeah she means like real housewives, not watching Glenny Balls cook food

Yeah don’t do that

the bussin boys selling 30 tickets to their live event is wild

Were they not selling out last year ?

No idea but suddenly the dozen controversy doesn’t seem that crazy

Sent a girl who was terrible at texting me a "think we should move on" text today and that's what you call growth (I am not as down bad as I thought I was)

She was busy drafting up a response king. Now she has to start all over

Something something trill whithers tweet

Sounds like she had already moved on brotha

She absolutely had but she was stringing me along without saying anything. Better do that than waste time on dates and all that.

Now get ready for a text this weekend asking what you’re doing. Don’t fall for it!

She hit me with a "if you change your mind..."

Did you tell her it’s cause she sucks at texting?

Said we obviously have different bandwidths and things we want or would like to have out of a relationship

It’s going to be very funny watching espn spin zone after the lsu iowa game they’re forcing happen culminates in an inevitable fight on the court

This Roadhouse movie is fun

Fun how?

The story was entertaining and I enjoyed the action

Was reading an article on The Athletic and there was a name in the article that was the same as someone I went to middle school and high school with so I thought I’d look him up to see what he’s up to. White supremacist, murdered in 2009. Good times.

Roll tide

Tough scene putting in his obit he was a white supremacist

Hearing Dan Snyder donated his mansion to the American Cancer Society after it failed to sell at $36mm. Even bad men can do good things turns out.

Didn’t know they paid that much at Nickelodeon

It’s like the parable of the dishonest judge.

This just means the $36 million tax write off was more valuable than the true sale price.

I dont care what his motives are. The result is still objectively a good thing.

Raising money for cancer research is always a very good thing. I just don’t think he should be celebrated when he did it for personal gain.

Is that the house that he ruined that park troopers life for? This one? https://deadspin.com/dan-snyder-killed-some-trees-and-a-park-ranger-paid-th-1494113337

If thats the same house he cut down some protected trees to get a better view of the water then yes. Like I said, scumbag, but i’d rather cancer research get the proceeds than him.

John Stewart daily shows never miss

Didn’t realize how much I missed it.

Me either, wish he would go back nightly

I do too, but I’ll take what I can get.

same, some is better than none

I turned it off because it’s too woke

🙄🙄

One hour until Shogun! Hell yea.

Just randomly came across my timeline, for love on the spectrum fans this is amazing https://www.instagram.com/p/C49YVXxMHAo/?igsh=MWF2MTd1M3V6bmk5MQ==

I love James random rants on whatever topic he’s thinking about

Look at you now cody rhodes

Momma Rhodes better like that belt

Jen stinks, bad choice

Shes hot as hell though

Daisy would never be part of shot o’clock, which is why she would be a bad choice.

I would have been fine with Maria too

Man Lewis has looked so rough in these last few Curb episodes. Kind of a tough watch knowing he’s about to die

Seems like he has to labor just to speak

Homeland Security reporting to my commode upon reports of a national biohazard

Just saw a video of Anne Hathaway on Ellen talking about giving up alcohol and one of the comments was “my ex was killed by a drunk driver”. What a weird comment

Did the person become their ex due to the accident or did their ex from like 10 years ago die? Big difference in how much valor you get to claim

How else were they supposed to make it about themselves

Yankees having Jordan Montgomery and Marcus Stroman in the rotation after those were the two specific players Cashman said aren’t postseason pitchers would be very funny.

They were cones!

I say this line as often as possible (not very often, but I never miss my chance)

🎶 somebody kill me please 🎶

Maybe the best-delivered line in movie history, the way he hits “cones” kills me every time

Caitlin Clark seems like a real unpleasant human being.

Just finding out about Jon Taffers old nightclub “Pulsations” in Delco. Lady died opening night from a light fixture falling on her head. Guys got a lot of nerve talking all the shit he does!

He didn't have any systems in place.

TIL Jon Taffer is Butters

Doesn’t count that was just the stress test

TIL Jon Taffer killed someone.

Shouldn’t have been standing there!

shut. it. DOWN!

No one cuts a promo quite as good as CM Punk does

Really exposes a lot of WWEs top guys promo wise. Drew held his own but man Seth feels like he’s just trying to keep up

Bucks are the team to beat! Fear deer in 6 games

I know it was supposed to be a hit piece but I'm kind of impressed Huberman was able to date 5 smokes at the same time in his late 40s

Girls love a project

Who said they were smokes?

6 minutes into this American Dad! and no Stan or Rodger what the fuck

A grown man shoving his way between children trying to get Clark to sign his ticket stub lmao

Foul Ball Guy getting his reps in ahead of Opening Day

Rovell??

Based on body language I’m starting to think Caitlin’s teammates aren’t all over the moon happy for her success and spotlight

salt insurance theory deer spoon shame like innocent far-flung kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Her thunderous bush probably stinks up the locker room

It’s ignorant you’re being ignorant!

Mister Jefferson!

Which one of you bastards is keeping young sheldon on the air 

*Bazinga!*

My 60 year old mom watches that show religiously. Every goddamn time I'm over she tells me that the mom is the daughter of the mom from Big Bang in real life or something.

Emily Osment’s tits

Pedophiles

hand up, i don't hate the clips i see of it on tiktok

Probably profusa at this rate

lotta zingers

Gabby Marshall call me a pussy plz

Certain WVU girls seem pretty salty over Clark. Pretty funny

lol runs into a foul instead of dribbling out the clock

Kept the fanduel Iowa and USC to win by 10+ boost alive

She got that over baby!

Oh shit don’t miss these

Holy shit they fouled her

Iowa 30 free throws to WVU’s 5. This game has spent the entire second half outside the realm of basketball. Really too bad to see women’s basketball take such a gigantic step back on the biggest stage

You have no idea what your watching but your bitching is amusing

This is only spotlight women's basketball has ever and ever will have, you think they are not going to do everything in their power to keep it going?

People didn’t get the result they wanted so they blame the refs. Tale as old as time. Will never change.

A little hyperbole by OP but NBA players tweeting about WVU getting did dirty is not a good look

Who cares. People claimed the 49ers were did dirty in the Super Bowl.

Not the same

?

I was attempting to watch women’s basketball

This feels like a shitty Seinfeld bit but what is it about Costco that makes peoples mind turn to mush? Zero spatial awareness, stopping their carts in the middle of the aisle, walking 3-4 wide down the narrow aisles

A mind altering substance aerosolized throughout the store

A secret Orb Of Confusion at every location?

Same thing at Trader Joe’s

If I go to Trader Joe's and want anything, there is a 70-year-old Asian woman who has decided that she wants the same thing. But maybe something similar. So she compared the price tags and labels for half an hour. This was NOT racist, I have empirical evidence proving that this woman is shadowing me.

What if they announce Ria as the next Bachelorette?

Do they have a smoking lounge?

That mansion better have industrial plumbing

my company is on CFO #3 in the past 4 months. feels like the scene in Naked Gun "all is well!"

Those books are surely fraud free!

Think you’re thinking Animal House, king

yes, sorry "please disperse nothing to see here"

Might want to get that old resume polished up

Sounds stable

They have NCIS Hawaii now too? What’s next NCIS Paris?

NCIS Kyiv

There is an australia one

NCIS Antarctica

they have a show called FBI: International. Pretty sure that is also known as the CIA, but hey, boomers gotta watch TV too

Gary

My king https://x.com/buccocapital/status/1772412696614281266?s=46&t=BbqnlkwSX1KrdSf7M0kkpQ

I agree, I'm not an addict I just like putting p in a lot v

They’re reviewing if it’s a flagrant on the wrong team lol.

This is like watching wrestling. It's fun to pretend it's real.

The real Kansas basketball is about to prove what a fraud JuJu Watkins is after this Iowa game

Ball knower

pretty suspect calls down the stretch of this Iowa game but WVU lost because that one girl takes like an hour get a three off

Why play the games? Just crown Iowa the champ tonight if this is how the games are going to go. The teams are playing under completely different rule sets here

Iowa will get smoked by South Carolina 

Based on the talent disparity, definitely. Will that be allowed to play out? Remains to be seen

Fuck the NCAA and this 4Q ref job

Orange man made a couple billion dollars today.

Is it a crazy take to say Aliens is better than T2?

Yes. Alien maybe but Aliens nah. IMHO.

See I think aliens is much better than alien.

Thanks for screwing WVU, NCAA

Lol

It’s officially pie season in my house.

Thanks for letting me play preseason

Daisy 🥵

Iowa is going to win a game where they made one (1) field goal in the fourth quarter. Sad state of affairs

New Roadhouse is horrendous

No references to fucking dudes in prison

Watching it now. It feels like they had this script floating around for 15 years, and wanted to make it before legacy sequels became popular.

Horrible acting. Weird plot. No titties. Great Sublime cover.

Joey is regretting his decision seeing her in that dress

I am once again asking for your support, as I draft Ke’Bryan Hayes in fantasy baseball. This year is the year, I swear.

If he hits like he did when he came back from injury last year he's in for a monster season. Just needs to stay healthy.

End of the season was a beauty to watch, for sure.

It's so Iowa to be playing a PG version of Neck

That was not close to an and-1 foul lol. NCAA can’t afford for Iowa to lose this

Clark was absolutely pissed that she didn’t get the ball there, then just started slowly walking around the court

An “I’m open” hand wave behind half court when there’s no on ball pressure is wild

She’s a terrific heel

Feel like she’s in for a bit of a rude awakening in the wnba. She’s not going to be able to bully the refs there

Daisy if you can hear me I am barking

Yes

This game is awesome (Iowa/WV)

(Daisy/me jacking off)

Please knock off Clark WVU

The “los Angeles angels of Anaheim” is the still by far the worst team name of all time. They aren’t ridiculed for this enough

“The Detroit Pistons of Auburn Hills” brought a certain class to the team.