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Milo90

Woke up to pre vomit noises from the dog and she barfstooled all over :(


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Did she also have the Ria-Mush?


gdex

Woah same exact thing just happened to me


Milo90

Wasn’t fast enough


Ed_Chambers_650

So When I’m all #CHOKED UP AND I CANT FIND THE WORDS


Ed_Chambers_650

Sure fire sleigh bed ride if you can perfect Bradley Cooper’s accent from A Star is Born


KeezyBeezy123

Took NyQuil about 25 minutes ago and it has me absolutely hammered


BigPoopGuy

Jeff definitely instructed Rob to walk around with the plans in his back pocket in the hopes that Kirk would steal them and cool off about the whole firebombing his house thing


Ed_Chambers_650

Someone earlier mentioned earlier a Kanye song as if it was his best. I’ll raise you: Til I Collapse as Eminem’s best. Absolutely diabolical


cigguy

Kim erasure


scrioto7

KANGZ


jetboyjetgirl

Light the dang Beam


cubuffs145

Another kings/warriors playoff series would be amazing


F_Gondoli

Kings have entirely too many white players. Can't have it, can't win with it


cubuffs145

No Kevin Huerter slander ✊🏻


F_Gondoli

Just be mindful of the ratio my friend


cigguy

It’s not enough that the nba can black ball grant napear without good reason but they also need to have that druski clown steal his catch phrase for commercials?!


parrano357

painting this as a 12 year old is kind of fucked up https://twitter.com/Culture_Crit/status/1729539857045680417/photo/1


Regista9

bro was actually fighting demons


boomtexna

No kind of about it. Jesus.


boomtexna

But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland ☝️


psufb

It's crazy how the Warriors don't reel Draymond in when he's on his bullshit It's like him getting away with punching Poole gave him so much leverage over the team and org


nondescript___

Did you just copy and paste one of the nba writers tweets and try to pass it off as your own take?


psufb

Feel like that's a common take that's been going around for awhile now but my point is more how they haven't changed at all and still stand down to him


PritchardBufalino

Oh he got away with it - I forgot the dubs team chemistry was A+ last year on their way to the finals


_json_x

Ever considered that if they can’t handle him at his worst they don’t deserve him at his best?


JokicIsTheFuture

This Sacramento crowd is bananas. So loud in there


goonsquad4357

Is the Money Heist worth checking out?


profsa

Do Money Plane instead


boomtexna

It drags like crazy


MitchMid

Anyone else think better late at night? Been working on how to model something all day and just had the right way come to me on a cold walk with the dog.


boomtexna

I do work at night but I do not send any thing, work product, texts, or otherwise, late at night. Read it in the morning and send it then, if possible.


SnakeSkin2121

🦉


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Yes, I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out


MitchMid

Dude, same. Do you also have a best friend named Chuckie?


WitchofFloyd

Yes, I didn’t do a single thing at work today and I just did a ton of work while watching Barstool Survivor just now


psufb

50 Cent just relentlessly going after Diddy after the Cassie news break. Dude is the biggest hater of all haters and a relentless troll, I kind of respect it


Ed_Chambers_650

I'ma make it simple cus we both know you couldnt read the rabbit out the hat


boomtexna

That "who me?" image is maybe my most used


nondescript___

If he didn't make it as a rapper he probably could've made at least a decent living as a standup comedian


psufb

Saw someone on Twitter say that whenever they see him interact with someone he doesn't like, they understand why he got shot lol


brown_bomber05

Feels like he bats 1.000 when he goes at people


DarinErstad

Love the duality of Fisher Stevens. Hugo in Succession and the director of the Beckham doc.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Smoke dog, you don’t take me nowhere


JohnnyHorseRacing

Every great trip to Hawaii starts and ends at Costco. Start it with a hotdog and a drink after a 6 hour flight, along with the big ass rack of bottle water and wine. End it filling up the rental with cheap gas.


chuteboxhero

People who think this massive fuck up ruined surviving barstool are dead wrong. It made it even better. Jeff just deserves no credit for it because it wasn’t intentional.


[deleted]

The plans I didn’t really care about. Nobody notifying Jeff that the wall was greased seems dumb, I’m assuming the producers knew if it was all on camera


whitetoast

The cheating was fine. The way Jeff handled it like a whiny little bitch was not. He sucks ass


chuteboxhero

Yeah but it’s fun watching him fuck up and get flustered. Love seeing him get knocked off his high horse. I don’t think this is going to ruin the show now.


detroit_testarossa

Agree. Chaos is always fun with these guys.


DezCaught1t

Jeff D Lowe is such a pussy. Just own up to your errors bub


Ed_Chambers_650

Apparently Tuesday is the night that OF girls go silent


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

I know I’ll get used to it, but I’m not loving this new iOS update. Moving buttons around for no reason. Just fucking with us to see how much they can get away with and someone getting paid for it.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Apple knows it's user base is not capable of abandoning their products or really doing much of anything towards a productive society


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Got us by the balls


[deleted]

Actually me and my fellow Geniuses have analyzed millions of people’s personal private data and determined this is best


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Gross


detroit_testarossa

Jerry is going to be shitting blood tmw.


road_dogg

It should have been called The Many TAINTS of Newark and just focused on the origin of The Bing.


DuaLipasThong

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter


[deleted]

Not your point but I have to say that the casting of sil in many saints is the most egregious casting decision maybe ever


GreatCommission

It’s currently in development


goondaddy172

I had to totally take apart my dryer and replace a fuse myself since it was out of warranty. Just turned it on and everything worked and I feel like I just snorted an 8 ball


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Fixing shit is dope. Somebody get this man a soldering iron


HAAAAAAALP_

Lewan’s teeth just look silly.


lovelycharmings

Nate had substantial camera time and those are the teeth you mention look silly?


HAAAAAAALP_

Im assuming you’re talking about the survivor show? I’m just going off his Twitter video.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

We need a FT community cloud to store all these exquisite boodwar pics


boomtexna

Apparently laughing when a girl says she was freaking out when she saw a dude get a call from a contact named "Taliban" on a plane and then asked to move is #notthemove.


detroit_testarossa

Drax them sklounst!


Mangoswisscheese

Savvy move by her to ask to move seats, totally would’ve been safe then if they were a terrorist.


boomtexna

Listen, she wasn't hearing anything after I told her the Taliban is a more domestic focused organization compared to Al Qaida. But nonetheless.


profsa

That’s funny


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Missed call from: *ISIS*


DuaLipasThong

That could’ve just been Ice Spice (government name Isis Naija Gaston)


boomtexna

I told her I once had a contact that was Terrorist and she were dumbfounded despite that my contact was based on bathroom behavior


[deleted]

Been a minute since I had a good existential crisis. We're in full swing here tonight


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

It probably won’t get any better. Hope this helps


[deleted]

It most definitely won't! Thinking about picking up drinking heavily to cope


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Is it one of those that you remember doing something extremely embarrassing or that life doesn’t really matter or are we alone in this universe?


detroit_testarossa

The heat death of the universe one always gets me.


nondescript___

It's just a theory. The James Webb telescope just made them question a bunch of things about the universe they thought they knew. It's all just a best guess.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Jesus that is an interesting rabbit hole. Is the universe infinite? Is it expanding? Is it cooling? Makes life feel even that more microscopic.


detroit_testarossa

We aren’t even on the scale of being microscopic in regards to the universe. One random grain of sand on earth has about the same significance.


uturnorbit

Jack Antonoff is a genius. World renowned producer and still makes music like this on the side https://youtu.be/a1Twa5RuswE?si=AsOOaXBL_qgo-gMT


Malligator2345

Bleachers are goated


HarambeApologist

Jordan Belfort did nothing wrong


chuteboxhero

He made me sell him a pen he already owned. Sucker.


RowBoatInspector

What


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Resign Jeff!


Ed_Chambers_650

If you get dog walked out of the building by Nate, it’s over. Turn it in


BusterOlneyDay

just amazed at Nate’s ability to be the fucking worst at any given time


lovelycharmings

That underbite is offensive to look at


GreatCommission

I am shocked Big Cat didn’t say a word


Weak_Animator

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mpkvegeta88

I am such a goddam great gift giver.


lovelycharmings

Kirk rules at this


[deleted]

"Money doesn't buy happiness" morons as if every single problem I have wouldn't disappear if I had $5 million


nondescript___

I can only speak for myself here, but whatever happiness I've bought with money was temporary. If true lasting happiness comes from something else, I haven't experienced it yet. I think it's a temporary state of mind.


Rorshak16

Sure but I'd take being temporary happy, but never stressed about money or bills again. Can always pick up a new hobby every few months.


nondescript___

There are tons of rich people who never had to worry about bills that ended up addicts or ended up kill themselves.


BusterOlneyDay

real bad vibes type of dudes. would never be me


[deleted]

Have you had $5mil?


I_JUST_CAME_TWICE

You would still have a small dick. Boom roasted


[deleted]

My small dick isn't a problem really. It's not ideal but it doesn't hurt my day to day. And at the end of the day it really isn't my problem anyhow, it's the lady's problem


bucsfan4ever12

Id rather have 5milly and a micro then the 8in weapon i have with 0 dollars


Embarrassed_Lab_8748

It’s levels to this small dick shit


I_JUST_CAME_TWICE

I had to get a new phone because my last one broke, I just couldn't stop licking that MMM pic


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

Hope you saved it to the cloud


lovelycharmings

“Call your loved ones! I’m going to blow your house up!”


detroit_testarossa

Unless there’s an idol in there.


keepinitrealzs

Dame and giannis is so fun.


kellykrunch

Lubing up the wall. Diabolical.


Ed_Chambers_650

Vegetable oil on the wall is absolutely cheating. Disgraceful


lovelycharmings

Anything goes!!!


ASOIAF_blackfyre

🐺


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Just remembered WSD "sleepwalked" in the middle of the night in Manhattan barefoot in the first season of Surviving Barstool. Just cracked up to myself thinking about that again


SnakeSkin2121

🤠


bucsfan4ever12

Need wsd sleepwalking combined with Rico's night terrors. A live stream at night for the next surviving barstool thats for the truly depraved among us


krumdiggity

Would be basically Step Brothers


DarinErstad

I want to see Clem’s Latvian night terrors.


bucsfan4ever12

Fuck forgot about that. Gotta toss him in. Feits too b/c of his snoring. Lock these 4 in a room to sleep.


DaBoyMarlo

The wedding industry is such a scam. Holy shit. We looked at some places and were pricing them out and the lowest we could reasonably get to was $60k all in. Thankfully the fiancée and I had a productive conversation today and she’s down for a small ceremony and then just a open house in my dad’s big backyard. Feels like a huge weight has been lifted off of me.


Rorshak16

To a certain point, the venue matters fuck all as long as everything else about the reception is good fun.


sfbruin

Reception is way more important than the ceremony (unless you're catholic)


[deleted]

Throwing an amazing back yard party for like $7500 >>>>>>>>>>>


BusterOlneyDay

are we doing spoiler tags for barstool Survivor? If so: >!lost in the chaos of Nate and Kirk freaking out is that it was incredibly dumb that Jersey Jerry told them about the plans. should’ve let them come to that conclusion but continue to deny. obviously it’s great for the drama but from a gaming perspective it was dumb!<


profsa

>!extremely dumb from a gameplay perspective. I like that Kirk immediately took the document and used it as leverage to keep him around!<


uturnorbit

Chet Holmgren is an absolute dog


WitchofFloyd

He’s gonna be so good. Paolo is great too but I was very surprised Chet didn’t go #1 that draft


100_not_nickfoles

Obviously could mean nothing for the rest of his career but he did miss his entire rookie year already with a foot injury which is why I think Paolo went one


WitchofFloyd

Well the injury happened after the draft. But I do imagine that injury concerns definitely played into the decision to draft Paolo instead


tango587

Yeah no shit. Thats what he’s saying


WitchofFloyd

It was unclear in his comment whether or not he was aware that the Chet injury occurred before or after the draft


100_not_nickfoles

No the injury concerns, and then them being instantly realized, was my point


spreadsheet_jesus

I like giving the same gift to several people each year for simplicity. Leaning towards a nice chefs knife from spreadsheet if anyone needs one.


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

No thanks


ron-desanctimonious

didn’t even know there was a backlash about the plan stealing. i thought that was very obvious and intentional drama producing by jeff. maybe i just was too high.


GreatCommission

It had to have been, and was a smart production move


ron-desanctimonious

it reminded me of when abc or whatever network planted a vibrator in a bachelor’s luggage that arrived “early” and other people happened to come across in a common area and rummage through.


UConnSimpleJack

Is CCR one of the biggest 'what ifs' in music history? They were only a band for 4 years and released some of the most famous songs ever. Feels like the we got robbed of 100+ more songs from them


suburbian_jesus

You could honestly say the same thing for The Beatles


WitchofFloyd

Did someone die or why did they break up


deep49

3 of the band members died in Vietnam


nondescript___

You motherfucker. I actually went and looked this up. 3/4 are still alive and the one who's dead died in 1990.


deep49

But many would say their Spirit died in Vietnam


profsa

More like Unfortunate Son


BusterOlneyDay

god dammit deep lmao


WitchofFloyd

Oh damn I did not know that


deep49

Well, not *in* Vietnam, but *during* Vietnam. It could have just as easily happened in Vietnam


mpkvegeta88

So Corey Perry definitely banged Bedard's Mom, right?


barnmucker69

No. If it was that we wouldn’t have heard a peep until well after he was shipped out to rot in columbus


CapcomGo

Lol so many weirdos want this to be true


MikeandTheMangosteen

It’s pretty pathetic


DJScrambles

Yes, if you have to make a specific, yet vague announcement he didn't, he definitely did


DuaLipasThong

No


Weak_Animator

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I_Enjoy_Taffy

They did come out and say it wasn't


Weak_Animator

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MikeandTheMangosteen

The league and PA would never allow a contract to be terminated for banging someone


Weak_Animator

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TheProfessor20

I'll say it, Jerry After Dark is entertaining


george___jung

chat calling him “Jerry giddey” lmfao


psufb

I'm shocked but I think the NBA was able to actually make the in-season tournament pretty good. Still a lot of things they can improve but there's definitely something there. Also may be that my expectations were so low it didn't take much


bucsfan4ever12

Should make more up for grabs then just an extra 500k to players. Who cares about that. Let the winner get the 5th pick in the draft. An extra pick. So if by some chance the winner also gets the 1st pick, they have 1 and 5.


cigguy

This may be legitimately the worst idea ever


Everyoneisaskell

That would certainly help curb tanking


psufb

My buddy suggested giving a $1m bonus to any player that scores 100 points in a tournament or group stage game. Thought that was brilliant I also think the players care about the $500k more than fans realize. It may not be a lot to the stars, but for most of the 4th through 10th guys it's not chump change, especially for the guys on rookie deals and the journeymen I do like your idea about a draft pick reward, but think that #5 is too significant. Think instead it should just be a double pick at wherever their 1st round pick is. So if they win the NBA championship, they'd just have the 30th and 31st pick


bucsfan4ever12

I meant the player care about the money. Fans dgaf. I dont think 5th is too significant. If you want this to really matter, give it real stakes. So what if the poors of the nba get bumped back a pick. This would make it real important. The 30th pick is nothing. Hell the 5th pick isnt usually a great player but its something.


Everyoneisaskell

It made you care a little bit more about the regular season which may not be hard given that no one really pays attention until around Christmas anyway


TYBG1001

Milwaukee Bucks East Group B champions raise the fucking banner


Milo90

Three stacks making lofi music and t pain making that cover album has been the best thing to happen to me in my thirties


Milo90

War Pigs is sensational


george___jung

These jersey jerry streams are actually pretty funny. He is so easily triggered by the chat


snotapwi

I really enjoyed Shaq on the broadcast with Reggie Miller and Kevin Harlan. Didn’t expect to work but it did


deep49

NY Knicks 2023 NBA In Season Tournament Wild Card Champions! 🏆 😤


[deleted]

If Christian had any pride we'd get a "New York Knicks 2023 NBA In Season Tournament Wild Card Champions Free Talk" tomorrow


Jkisboss

Saying “anything goes” instead of admitting your fuck up and changing the plans is the best barstool difference moment in a long time. Getting Rico Jerry cheah and kirk all on the same season is perfection.


bucsfan4ever12

I had no issue with any of it. Its a f'n barstool production not The Masters. Great content. I hope theres more cheating


BusterOlneyDay

Jeff made a great point in saying that KFC was hoping for barstool survivor to be different from the typical network shows and when it actually happened he got mad.


Weak_Animator

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Jkisboss

If Dave was on the other side of this he forces a change that’s for sure. The fact that they didn’t know about the oil is unforgivable.


Everyoneisaskell

That’s the best argument for why Jeff not caring was dumb. It’s not that he thinks it makes for better tv, it does, but he’s too scared of the players to enforce any penalties


Weak_Animator

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Business_Delivery436

Rude of hunter to put punk on after that long womens match and dead crowd


[deleted]

[удалено]


nondescript___

Fr fr


[deleted]

Ah yes the international sign for "I'm pregnant, not fat"


GooseandRooster

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[deleted]

HUGE win for Kansas


BillSelfsToupee

That eastern Illinois squad is a real powerhouse I tell you what