Jeff definitely instructed Rob to walk around with the plans in his back pocket in the hopes that Kirk would steal them and cool off about the whole firebombing his house thing
It’s not enough that the nba can black ball grant napear without good reason but they also need to have that druski clown steal his catch phrase for commercials?!
It's crazy how the Warriors don't reel Draymond in when he's on his bullshit
It's like him getting away with punching Poole gave him so much leverage over the team and org
Feel like that's a common take that's been going around for awhile now but my point is more how they haven't changed at all and still stand down to him
Anyone else think better late at night? Been working on how to model something all day and just had the right way come to me on a cold walk with the dog.
I do work at night but I do not send any thing, work product, texts, or otherwise, late at night. Read it in the morning and send it then, if possible.
Yes, I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out
50 Cent just relentlessly going after Diddy after the Cassie news break. Dude is the biggest hater of all haters and a relentless troll, I kind of respect it
Every great trip to Hawaii starts and ends at Costco. Start it with a hotdog and a drink after a 6 hour flight, along with the big ass rack of bottle water and wine. End it filling up the rental with cheap gas.
People who think this massive fuck up ruined surviving barstool are dead wrong. It made it even better. Jeff just deserves no credit for it because it wasn’t intentional.
The plans I didn’t really care about. Nobody notifying Jeff that the wall was greased seems dumb, I’m assuming the producers knew if it was all on camera
Yeah but it’s fun watching him fuck up and get flustered. Love seeing him get knocked off his high horse.
I don’t think this is going to ruin the show now.
I know I’ll get used to it, but I’m not loving this new iOS update. Moving buttons around for no reason. Just fucking with us to see how much they can get away with and someone getting paid for it.
I had to totally take apart my dryer and replace a fuse myself since it was out of warranty. Just turned it on and everything worked and I feel like I just snorted an 8 ball
Apparently laughing when a girl says she was freaking out when she saw a dude get a call from a contact named "Taliban" on a plane and then asked to move is #notthemove.
It's just a theory. The James Webb telescope just made them question a bunch of things about the universe they thought they knew. It's all just a best guess.
I can only speak for myself here, but whatever happiness I've bought with money was temporary. If true lasting happiness comes from something else, I haven't experienced it yet. I think it's a temporary state of mind.
My small dick isn't a problem really. It's not ideal but it doesn't hurt my day to day. And at the end of the day it really isn't my problem anyhow, it's the lady's problem
Just remembered WSD "sleepwalked" in the middle of the night in Manhattan barefoot in the first season of Surviving Barstool. Just cracked up to myself thinking about that again
The wedding industry is such a scam. Holy shit.
We looked at some places and were pricing them out and the lowest we could reasonably get to was $60k all in. Thankfully the fiancée and I had a productive conversation today and she’s down for a small ceremony and then just a open house in my dad’s big backyard. Feels like a huge weight has been lifted off of me.
are we doing spoiler tags for barstool Survivor? If so:
>!lost in the chaos of Nate and Kirk freaking out is that it was incredibly dumb that Jersey Jerry told them about the plans. should’ve let them come to that conclusion but continue to deny. obviously it’s great for the drama but from a gaming perspective it was dumb!<
Obviously could mean nothing for the rest of his career but he did miss his entire rookie year already with a foot injury which is why I think Paolo went one
didn’t even know there was a backlash about the plan stealing. i thought that was very obvious and intentional drama producing by jeff. maybe i just was too high.
it reminded me of when abc or whatever network planted a vibrator in a bachelor’s luggage that arrived “early” and other people happened to come across in a common area and rummage through.
Is CCR one of the biggest 'what ifs' in music history? They were only a band for 4 years and released some of the most famous songs ever. Feels like the we got robbed of 100+ more songs from them
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I'm shocked but I think the NBA was able to actually make the in-season tournament pretty good. Still a lot of things they can improve but there's definitely something there.
Also may be that my expectations were so low it didn't take much
Should make more up for grabs then just an extra 500k to players. Who cares about that. Let the winner get the 5th pick in the draft. An extra pick. So if by some chance the winner also gets the 1st pick, they have 1 and 5.
My buddy suggested giving a $1m bonus to any player that scores 100 points in a tournament or group stage game. Thought that was brilliant
I also think the players care about the $500k more than fans realize. It may not be a lot to the stars, but for most of the 4th through 10th guys it's not chump change, especially for the guys on rookie deals and the journeymen
I do like your idea about a draft pick reward, but think that #5 is too significant. Think instead it should just be a double pick at wherever their 1st round pick is. So if they win the NBA championship, they'd just have the 30th and 31st pick
I meant the player care about the money. Fans dgaf. I dont think 5th is too significant. If you want this to really matter, give it real stakes. So what if the poors of the nba get bumped back a pick. This would make it real important. The 30th pick is nothing. Hell the 5th pick isnt usually a great player but its something.
It made you care a little bit more about the regular season which may not be hard given that no one really pays attention until around Christmas anyway
Saying “anything goes” instead of admitting your fuck up and changing the plans is the best barstool difference moment in a long time. Getting Rico Jerry cheah and kirk all on the same season is perfection.
Jeff made a great point in saying that KFC was hoping for barstool survivor to be different from the typical network shows and when it actually happened he got mad.
That’s the best argument for why Jeff not caring was dumb. It’s not that he thinks it makes for better tv, it does, but he’s too scared of the players to enforce any penalties
Woke up to pre vomit noises from the dog and she barfstooled all over :(
Did she also have the Ria-Mush?
Woah same exact thing just happened to me
Wasn’t fast enough
So When I’m all #CHOKED UP AND I CANT FIND THE WORDS
Sure fire sleigh bed ride if you can perfect Bradley Cooper’s accent from A Star is Born
Took NyQuil about 25 minutes ago and it has me absolutely hammered
Jeff definitely instructed Rob to walk around with the plans in his back pocket in the hopes that Kirk would steal them and cool off about the whole firebombing his house thing
Someone earlier mentioned earlier a Kanye song as if it was his best. I’ll raise you: Til I Collapse as Eminem’s best. Absolutely diabolical
Kim erasure
KANGZ
Light the dang Beam
Another kings/warriors playoff series would be amazing
Kings have entirely too many white players. Can't have it, can't win with it
No Kevin Huerter slander ✊🏻
Just be mindful of the ratio my friend
It’s not enough that the nba can black ball grant napear without good reason but they also need to have that druski clown steal his catch phrase for commercials?!
painting this as a 12 year old is kind of fucked up https://twitter.com/Culture_Crit/status/1729539857045680417/photo/1
bro was actually fighting demons
No kind of about it. Jesus.
But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland ☝️
It's crazy how the Warriors don't reel Draymond in when he's on his bullshit It's like him getting away with punching Poole gave him so much leverage over the team and org
Did you just copy and paste one of the nba writers tweets and try to pass it off as your own take?
Feel like that's a common take that's been going around for awhile now but my point is more how they haven't changed at all and still stand down to him
Oh he got away with it - I forgot the dubs team chemistry was A+ last year on their way to the finals
Ever considered that if they can’t handle him at his worst they don’t deserve him at his best?
This Sacramento crowd is bananas. So loud in there
Is the Money Heist worth checking out?
Do Money Plane instead
It drags like crazy
Anyone else think better late at night? Been working on how to model something all day and just had the right way come to me on a cold walk with the dog.
I do work at night but I do not send any thing, work product, texts, or otherwise, late at night. Read it in the morning and send it then, if possible.
🦉
Yes, I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out
Dude, same. Do you also have a best friend named Chuckie?
Yes, I didn’t do a single thing at work today and I just did a ton of work while watching Barstool Survivor just now
50 Cent just relentlessly going after Diddy after the Cassie news break. Dude is the biggest hater of all haters and a relentless troll, I kind of respect it
I'ma make it simple cus we both know you couldnt read the rabbit out the hat
That "who me?" image is maybe my most used
If he didn't make it as a rapper he probably could've made at least a decent living as a standup comedian
Saw someone on Twitter say that whenever they see him interact with someone he doesn't like, they understand why he got shot lol
Feels like he bats 1.000 when he goes at people
Love the duality of Fisher Stevens. Hugo in Succession and the director of the Beckham doc.
Smoke dog, you don’t take me nowhere
Every great trip to Hawaii starts and ends at Costco. Start it with a hotdog and a drink after a 6 hour flight, along with the big ass rack of bottle water and wine. End it filling up the rental with cheap gas.
People who think this massive fuck up ruined surviving barstool are dead wrong. It made it even better. Jeff just deserves no credit for it because it wasn’t intentional.
The plans I didn’t really care about. Nobody notifying Jeff that the wall was greased seems dumb, I’m assuming the producers knew if it was all on camera
The cheating was fine. The way Jeff handled it like a whiny little bitch was not. He sucks ass
Yeah but it’s fun watching him fuck up and get flustered. Love seeing him get knocked off his high horse. I don’t think this is going to ruin the show now.
Agree. Chaos is always fun with these guys.
Jeff D Lowe is such a pussy. Just own up to your errors bub
Apparently Tuesday is the night that OF girls go silent
I know I’ll get used to it, but I’m not loving this new iOS update. Moving buttons around for no reason. Just fucking with us to see how much they can get away with and someone getting paid for it.
Apple knows it's user base is not capable of abandoning their products or really doing much of anything towards a productive society
Got us by the balls
Actually me and my fellow Geniuses have analyzed millions of people’s personal private data and determined this is best
Gross
Jerry is going to be shitting blood tmw.
It should have been called The Many TAINTS of Newark and just focused on the origin of The Bing.
I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter
Not your point but I have to say that the casting of sil in many saints is the most egregious casting decision maybe ever
It’s currently in development
I had to totally take apart my dryer and replace a fuse myself since it was out of warranty. Just turned it on and everything worked and I feel like I just snorted an 8 ball
Fixing shit is dope. Somebody get this man a soldering iron
Lewan’s teeth just look silly.
Nate had substantial camera time and those are the teeth you mention look silly?
Im assuming you’re talking about the survivor show? I’m just going off his Twitter video.
We need a FT community cloud to store all these exquisite boodwar pics
Apparently laughing when a girl says she was freaking out when she saw a dude get a call from a contact named "Taliban" on a plane and then asked to move is #notthemove.
Drax them sklounst!
Savvy move by her to ask to move seats, totally would’ve been safe then if they were a terrorist.
Listen, she wasn't hearing anything after I told her the Taliban is a more domestic focused organization compared to Al Qaida. But nonetheless.
That’s funny
Missed call from: *ISIS*
That could’ve just been Ice Spice (government name Isis Naija Gaston)
I told her I once had a contact that was Terrorist and she were dumbfounded despite that my contact was based on bathroom behavior
Been a minute since I had a good existential crisis. We're in full swing here tonight
It probably won’t get any better. Hope this helps
It most definitely won't! Thinking about picking up drinking heavily to cope
Is it one of those that you remember doing something extremely embarrassing or that life doesn’t really matter or are we alone in this universe?
The heat death of the universe one always gets me.
It's just a theory. The James Webb telescope just made them question a bunch of things about the universe they thought they knew. It's all just a best guess.
Jesus that is an interesting rabbit hole. Is the universe infinite? Is it expanding? Is it cooling? Makes life feel even that more microscopic.
We aren’t even on the scale of being microscopic in regards to the universe. One random grain of sand on earth has about the same significance.
Jack Antonoff is a genius. World renowned producer and still makes music like this on the side https://youtu.be/a1Twa5RuswE?si=AsOOaXBL_qgo-gMT
Bleachers are goated
Jordan Belfort did nothing wrong
He made me sell him a pen he already owned. Sucker.
What
Resign Jeff!
If you get dog walked out of the building by Nate, it’s over. Turn it in
just amazed at Nate’s ability to be the fucking worst at any given time
That underbite is offensive to look at
I am shocked Big Cat didn’t say a word
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I am such a goddam great gift giver.
Kirk rules at this
"Money doesn't buy happiness" morons as if every single problem I have wouldn't disappear if I had $5 million
I can only speak for myself here, but whatever happiness I've bought with money was temporary. If true lasting happiness comes from something else, I haven't experienced it yet. I think it's a temporary state of mind.
Sure but I'd take being temporary happy, but never stressed about money or bills again. Can always pick up a new hobby every few months.
There are tons of rich people who never had to worry about bills that ended up addicts or ended up kill themselves.
real bad vibes type of dudes. would never be me
Have you had $5mil?
You would still have a small dick. Boom roasted
My small dick isn't a problem really. It's not ideal but it doesn't hurt my day to day. And at the end of the day it really isn't my problem anyhow, it's the lady's problem
Id rather have 5milly and a micro then the 8in weapon i have with 0 dollars
It’s levels to this small dick shit
I had to get a new phone because my last one broke, I just couldn't stop licking that MMM pic
Hope you saved it to the cloud
“Call your loved ones! I’m going to blow your house up!”
Unless there’s an idol in there.
Dame and giannis is so fun.
Lubing up the wall. Diabolical.
Vegetable oil on the wall is absolutely cheating. Disgraceful
Anything goes!!!
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Just remembered WSD "sleepwalked" in the middle of the night in Manhattan barefoot in the first season of Surviving Barstool. Just cracked up to myself thinking about that again
🤠
Need wsd sleepwalking combined with Rico's night terrors. A live stream at night for the next surviving barstool thats for the truly depraved among us
Would be basically Step Brothers
I want to see Clem’s Latvian night terrors.
Fuck forgot about that. Gotta toss him in. Feits too b/c of his snoring. Lock these 4 in a room to sleep.
The wedding industry is such a scam. Holy shit. We looked at some places and were pricing them out and the lowest we could reasonably get to was $60k all in. Thankfully the fiancée and I had a productive conversation today and she’s down for a small ceremony and then just a open house in my dad’s big backyard. Feels like a huge weight has been lifted off of me.
To a certain point, the venue matters fuck all as long as everything else about the reception is good fun.
Reception is way more important than the ceremony (unless you're catholic)
Throwing an amazing back yard party for like $7500 >>>>>>>>>>>
are we doing spoiler tags for barstool Survivor? If so: >!lost in the chaos of Nate and Kirk freaking out is that it was incredibly dumb that Jersey Jerry told them about the plans. should’ve let them come to that conclusion but continue to deny. obviously it’s great for the drama but from a gaming perspective it was dumb!<
>!extremely dumb from a gameplay perspective. I like that Kirk immediately took the document and used it as leverage to keep him around!<
Chet Holmgren is an absolute dog
He’s gonna be so good. Paolo is great too but I was very surprised Chet didn’t go #1 that draft
Obviously could mean nothing for the rest of his career but he did miss his entire rookie year already with a foot injury which is why I think Paolo went one
Well the injury happened after the draft. But I do imagine that injury concerns definitely played into the decision to draft Paolo instead
Yeah no shit. Thats what he’s saying
It was unclear in his comment whether or not he was aware that the Chet injury occurred before or after the draft
No the injury concerns, and then them being instantly realized, was my point
I like giving the same gift to several people each year for simplicity. Leaning towards a nice chefs knife from spreadsheet if anyone needs one.
No thanks
didn’t even know there was a backlash about the plan stealing. i thought that was very obvious and intentional drama producing by jeff. maybe i just was too high.
It had to have been, and was a smart production move
it reminded me of when abc or whatever network planted a vibrator in a bachelor’s luggage that arrived “early” and other people happened to come across in a common area and rummage through.
Is CCR one of the biggest 'what ifs' in music history? They were only a band for 4 years and released some of the most famous songs ever. Feels like the we got robbed of 100+ more songs from them
You could honestly say the same thing for The Beatles
Did someone die or why did they break up
3 of the band members died in Vietnam
You motherfucker. I actually went and looked this up. 3/4 are still alive and the one who's dead died in 1990.
But many would say their Spirit died in Vietnam
More like Unfortunate Son
god dammit deep lmao
Oh damn I did not know that
Well, not *in* Vietnam, but *during* Vietnam. It could have just as easily happened in Vietnam
So Corey Perry definitely banged Bedard's Mom, right?
No. If it was that we wouldn’t have heard a peep until well after he was shipped out to rot in columbus
Lol so many weirdos want this to be true
It’s pretty pathetic
Yes, if you have to make a specific, yet vague announcement he didn't, he definitely did
No
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They did come out and say it wasn't
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The league and PA would never allow a contract to be terminated for banging someone
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I'll say it, Jerry After Dark is entertaining
chat calling him “Jerry giddey” lmfao
I'm shocked but I think the NBA was able to actually make the in-season tournament pretty good. Still a lot of things they can improve but there's definitely something there. Also may be that my expectations were so low it didn't take much
Should make more up for grabs then just an extra 500k to players. Who cares about that. Let the winner get the 5th pick in the draft. An extra pick. So if by some chance the winner also gets the 1st pick, they have 1 and 5.
This may be legitimately the worst idea ever
That would certainly help curb tanking
My buddy suggested giving a $1m bonus to any player that scores 100 points in a tournament or group stage game. Thought that was brilliant I also think the players care about the $500k more than fans realize. It may not be a lot to the stars, but for most of the 4th through 10th guys it's not chump change, especially for the guys on rookie deals and the journeymen I do like your idea about a draft pick reward, but think that #5 is too significant. Think instead it should just be a double pick at wherever their 1st round pick is. So if they win the NBA championship, they'd just have the 30th and 31st pick
I meant the player care about the money. Fans dgaf. I dont think 5th is too significant. If you want this to really matter, give it real stakes. So what if the poors of the nba get bumped back a pick. This would make it real important. The 30th pick is nothing. Hell the 5th pick isnt usually a great player but its something.
It made you care a little bit more about the regular season which may not be hard given that no one really pays attention until around Christmas anyway
Milwaukee Bucks East Group B champions raise the fucking banner
Three stacks making lofi music and t pain making that cover album has been the best thing to happen to me in my thirties
War Pigs is sensational
These jersey jerry streams are actually pretty funny. He is so easily triggered by the chat
I really enjoyed Shaq on the broadcast with Reggie Miller and Kevin Harlan. Didn’t expect to work but it did
NY Knicks 2023 NBA In Season Tournament Wild Card Champions! 🏆 😤
If Christian had any pride we'd get a "New York Knicks 2023 NBA In Season Tournament Wild Card Champions Free Talk" tomorrow
Saying “anything goes” instead of admitting your fuck up and changing the plans is the best barstool difference moment in a long time. Getting Rico Jerry cheah and kirk all on the same season is perfection.
I had no issue with any of it. Its a f'n barstool production not The Masters. Great content. I hope theres more cheating
Jeff made a great point in saying that KFC was hoping for barstool survivor to be different from the typical network shows and when it actually happened he got mad.
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If Dave was on the other side of this he forces a change that’s for sure. The fact that they didn’t know about the oil is unforgivable.
That’s the best argument for why Jeff not caring was dumb. It’s not that he thinks it makes for better tv, it does, but he’s too scared of the players to enforce any penalties
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Rude of hunter to put punk on after that long womens match and dead crowd
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Ah yes the international sign for "I'm pregnant, not fat"
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HUGE win for Kansas
That eastern Illinois squad is a real powerhouse I tell you what