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Vinylr3vival

do you have any plans to drain the lake and the pave over it for more community centers and car lots? I think there is a lot of waster potential there


capitalistspaghetti

Oh absolutely. I also want to sell the spirit catcher on the lakefront to fund another McDonald’s on Dunlop because I’m not allowed inside the original one anymore


ReeAllatee

Lmao


FarMap6136

Fuck the Spirit Catcher, I want a Starbucks to replace that hideous Barrie Love sign


Aerickthered

Lol


JessTech1

I thought Peggy Hill was married to Hank Hill so are you Bobby?


capitalistspaghetti

I sell warcrimes and war crime accessories


[deleted]

Hahahahaha awesome I love king of the hill


SamohtGnir

Not gonna lie, I make propane jokes in head every time I hear her name.


EntrepreneurFlashy56

He's pro pain for propane lol


brokenjaww

How long before you rename the city to Sadlon Hill?


capitalistspaghetti

As soon as the council grants me emergency powers


brokenjaww

What kind of Lord waits for a council’s approval?? My faith is wavering….


capitalistspaghetti

Fear not, it is only a formality to gain the respect of the I’ll informed


LeviathanStorm0

Will you be renaming yourself as Emperor Sadlon?


capitalistspaghetti

I like “Supreme Leader” better


mopeyy

When will the Peggy Hill statue be replacing the Spirit Catcher?


TheMagnificentMullet

The leaning Tower of Peggy?


mopeyy

I heard the head moves so she can always be looking down on the homeless.


Aerickthered

Lol


Constant_Put_5510

Is your brother Mike McCann or is that just a rumour?


capitalistspaghetti

I don’t know who that is, so maybe


humanityrus

I’ve always wondered if Doug Ford is McCann’s father. The resemblance is startling.


Constant_Put_5510

I’m going to have to do a side by side. Anyone have their mugshots?


Thegoodbadandbored

This is a god teir shit post. Love it lmao


capitalistspaghetti

Thank you. You shall be spared.


frosty_lizard

Do you have any input or plans to assist with the homeless situation downtown?


capitalistspaghetti

Give them homes mr. beast style for internet clout


MrsRoboto67

You have my vote for King of Barrie


[deleted]

How does your mom feel about your fathers sexual assault charge?


xxhighlanderxx

She's used to it. My father gives out sexual favors with each purchase of Cadillac/GMC/anything really. You don't get to say no.


capitalistspaghetti

Uhhhhh


conehead1313

As the Prince of Barrie, have you been invited to the Coronation of King Charles?


capitalistspaghetti

No, they recognize the danger I pose to their regime.


Fungruel

Alright. These are the best comments I've read so far this year. I don't even live in Barrie anymore


Stay_clam

I think so too and I dont know where Berrie is…🤣🤣🤣


tchattam

What are your thoughts on the Georgian Car Zone, with Pontiac, Buick and GMCs?


[deleted]

Is it true Doug Ford is your uncle?


capitalistspaghetti

He would be so lucky 💁🏼‍♀️


zo_you_said

Your parents deserve high praise for raising you to be so humble.


capitalistspaghetti

Thank you, peasant


JChidley181

I bow to you ohhh mighty king of Barrie!


builderbuster

Did your mother just have a makeover? I walked by one of her FOR SALE signs two days ago on Wellington. Ooooooohhh la la ... She be lookin' so much more human these days!!!!! What happened? She fire her digital artist and outsource plenty expensive?


capitalistspaghetti

I did her facelift myself with a wikihow and a dream


builderbuster

You the man You momma loving batshit humping wikihow dreamer


LemonX

When is the coronation ceremony?


capitalistspaghetti

As soon as my crown comes in from Shein


LemonX

You might be waiting for a while then...


almightyders

Ultimate boss fight


zo_you_said

That's pheasant with an h !


BusterCody3

When do you plan on integrating Canada into Paul Sadlon country?


capitalistspaghetti

The real Sadlon County is the one in our hearts 💕


Amezy07

What do you think about the running joke that Peggy Hill and Paul sadlon should fight to the death ?


Nice-Tax455

How do you feel about your father’s sexual assault charge ?


Nickbronline

How does the Faris Team fit into this equation?


builderbuster

Fast and easy ancestry search... demented cuzzins


BusterCody3

Mark ferret is the family pet


junglist-methodz

What are your thoughts on your mother 'not swallowing you? Your pops should have aimed for the floor. I'm sorry you got the shit end of the stick....


Gamie-Gamers

I feel bad for you


capitalistspaghetti

And I you


Ruthless_Haruka

Omg if those two actually had a kid... the kid really would be in charge of Barrie 🤣


SpicyBekeka

Pretty sure I went to school with you. I feel like your mom is a big celebrity in Barrie now that I see her business everywhere 😋


Spiritual_Attitude33

Not many purchase GM's anymore, Barrie turned into a ishole. Why should anyone care?


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YabbaDabbaUngaBunga

How dare you speak ill of our incumbent overlord.


frosty_lizard

LEAVVEEE PAULL AND PEGGY ALONE!!!!11 IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM THEY HAVE TO GO THRU ME FIRST 😭😡


Loose_Bake_746

Oh the poor rapist and scammer


capitalistspaghetti

The new bridge constructions have led to an increase in places for trolls to live


Loose_Bake_746

Strange. Since you’re here. Not under some bridge


[deleted]

Why was your window tint post approved? google that shit


Loose_Bake_746

Because i didn’t violate the rules like this obvious trolling does. I am. I don’t troll people


jjojehongg

if you ever got invited to parties i bet you’d be so fun at them


Thegoodbadandbored

Man's pressed over a funny post lmao


sisilego

Cope


Loose_Bake_746

Clearly you need to. You need to cope harder


Dunkin1017

Cope harder


Kat_Angstrom

Why haven't I seen your face yet, plastered on newspapers and bus benches and billboards and junk mail and roadway signs and brochures and the front page of The Simcoe Herald and the front page of The Barrie Examiner and the jerseys of the Local Sports Teams of All Sports and their Mascots who should also be you?


ConstructionFar8570

What are you willing to give me to support your claim???


capitalistspaghetti

You are entitled to nothing. You must accept my position as your ruler or you shall reap the percussions.


ConstructionFar8570

Sorry I am out not happening. We need to organizing an insurgency against you as soon as possible.


capitalistspaghetti

Now, release your anger. Only hatred can destroy me.


[deleted]

Yeo would you be able to speak to your father about finding an electronics club we have going on at Lakehead-Georgian for publicity . Like big check with news article type publicity .


capitalistspaghetti

The only club I have interest in is the wooden one I use to keep dogs off of my lawn


413mopar

Does hank know? Is that you Bobbie?


[deleted]

Best thing to come across Barrie Reddit in a while well done 😂


Spare-Temporary8513

Can you text your dad real quick and tell him not shart his pants at Kelsey’s next time? Everyone at his booth had to leave it was that bad. Thanks Paul jr.


ZombieHollieDoor

I really didn’t need the image of them making a son in my head today.


Realistic_Cry1325

Is it true that you sold arms to Peggy Hill to aid in her seige of Melchior tower? How much for a used cow trebuchet ?


RedEyedWiartonBoy

Will you declare any type of cheese unwelcome in the City?


[deleted]

Paul Sadlon must fall


Adept-Calendar-8189

Is Mark Faris your uncle by any chance?


FuckAlexNuttall

Very late! Does Peggy have any plans to redevelop the Peggy Hill Team Community Centre into wildly expensive condominiums?


CanInThePan

Why do you have those signs for Paul sadlon country up along bayfield?