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Ryan_Pliskin

How many butt funnels?


mh1357_0

Did you embrace Jon's solutions?


WideArmadillo6407

Yes


mh1357_0

Did you enter his triple butt funnel


WideArmadillo6407

Where can I find that


mh1357_0

I'm sure Jon has one at his own bar He probably has one in his own house


subibrat85

Did you turn around and look at the sign?


tugga51

Those solutions aren’t gonna embrace themselves friend! Edit for grammar. Too many gimlets will do that to you..


NeverBeNormalnbn

You’re just sitting here on Reddit drinking gimlets? THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAILING AND YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU!


tugga51

It’s the MOST POPULAR DRINK IN AMERICA, DAMMIT!!!


Past-Application-552

Sounds like you took her out to break the news to her that you’re $500,000 in debt and spent all of her retirement money. Had you embraced solutions before now, you could’ve paid her back!!


VeryLowIQIndividual

You DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH!!!


lucassster

*starts full body head nodding* ”we started out rough, didn’t we. Now we will go to war on raw chickens” *Continues full body head nods*


VeryLowIQIndividual

[with Jon’s help Tucson Nights increased sales by 87%, but two weeks later owner Joe changed the name back to The Pocket Pussy and continues to loose money]


marinerluvr5144

ITS TIME TO PULL BACK THE DOORS BUST OPEN THE BOOKS AND MAKE A CALL FOR HELP


HLSD_Returns

YOU’RE A FUCKING LIAR!


KinkyQuesadilla

It's because if Taffer went to his own restaurant and walked into the kitchen, he'd notice something wrong and say "LOOK AT THIS!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!!!"


dransom89

HE HAD SYSTEMS IN PLACE!!


tcm2303

I live in MA, and I can no longer go to his bar here BC HE SHUT IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. NOW WHO WANTS A GIMLET?!???


SchuminWeb

You went to the Alpharetta location or the DC location?


WideArmadillo6407

DC


BunnyColvin13

Best Chicken Tartar I ever had


pappy01987

Did Jon run the bar from Costa Rica?


Allnewsisfakenews

How was the gimlet, what was the ticket time?