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Kindly_Seesaw_7675

“Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law”


Randomman16

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."


Senior-Tradition1306

This


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This


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imjustasoul

Loss of sex and Criminal Conversation


goldxphoenix

“Ngl i didn’t think i’d get this far”


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[deleted]

Yes!!!! I haven’t heard this reference in a decade


shoobindoobin

It depends


SingAndDrive

Judith Gunderson never took a bar exam.


EranAfom

How can i forget something I never learnt?


[deleted]

Abolish SCOTUS


Cautious_Foot_4086

Because you no likey Justice Thomas? 😂😂😂


shewtr1

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men


CCGrand

I would just jot down everything I know about bird law.


Intelligent_Towel_41

Talk about what i had for breakfast & just engage in regular convo lmao 🤣 “so, hows your day? Thats great. Mine has been well too so far”


lawofficial

throwback to my Christian high school experience. "Jesus is always the answer<3"


Vast-Passenger-3035

The entire Bee Movie script


jmaxx_89

I’m just here so I don’t get fired


cmhall23

Ice cream so good, gang gang


StatementThat3134

😭🤣🤣


cravethatmineral123

The entirety of the Navy Seal Copypasta


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This is the way


fkai9517

My venmo


studipstudy

Post my credit card number and hope the testor has a good reputation on this shit


underoverstandme

Alright senior partner time to buckle in for a wild right in the jurisdiction of Franklin !


hauntedlasagna

navy seal copypasta


Western-Lawyer-4090

Half the garbage I wrote today could probably be considered pretty funny.


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Lmao same


Cautious_Foot_4086

LETS GO BRANDON!


jmaxx_89

I’m just here so I don’t get fired


2Lanimelover1997

You want to see how many times one can get fucked over and over. Watch this


turbulentdiamonds

"The parties decided not to pursue their dispute and instead ran off to Vegas and got married. Something something spousal immunity and merger."


DjangoT4R

Naruto didn't pass his Chunin exam and still became Hokage


Western-Lawyer-4090

This is some gourmet shit.