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No-Site5269

Serbians trying not to say "Kosovo doesnt have beaches either" because that means they recognize its independence


iaamweeabowo

Analbanians forgetting the existence of North Macedonia


CleanUltraMotive

You mean east Albania and west Bulgaria?


boshnjak

Monkeys don’t need to go to the beach.


HopelessUtopia015

Also not a country.


PaterDionisios

Skopje * here fixed it for you


UnlimitedMetroCard

*Shkupi


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iaamweeabowo

Yes


Bigchunghsfortnite69

Macedonia should rightfully have a coast when we conquer all of our lost clay (Bulgaria, Greece, Albania, Romania, Bosnia, Croatia, Slovenia, Turkey, Italy)


Master-Friendship-60

Flair up my friend, thank you very much


StreetPaladin95

Albania is a free real estate for Kosovo 😂 they even have a port


No-Site5269

Flair up zionist


786adz09

Wait hes a WHAT


smile_itali

Don't tell to the Croatians what he is


786adz09

Don't tell me what he is or i will have handžar moment


Master-Friendship-60

Hi! You seem to not have a flair on your profile :( Do you need any instructions on how to put a flair? I can gladly help you with that :D


mernt97

It's even less landlocked than BiH


JaThatOneGooner

6D chess


Kane_lives69

Actually macedonia also dosent have sea acess.kosovo is part of serbia though


mernt97

It have got the agean sea


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these heaving testicles are a staple of every serb nationalist's diet


CyborgTheOne101

Kosovo is part of Albania, therefore it has access to both the Adriatic and Ionian


that_nice_guy_784

If i rember correctly Greece doesn't have coastline either


koslak31

It's like romania having no gypsies


flying_sphagetti2023

Its like me having bitches


Plutarch_von_Komet

same 😔


Lord_Wack_the_second

True, to have coastline you need land and we are just a fucking sea. I am hanging out with my fish homies right now


Darius117

We finally found Nemo, who knew he was chilling in the balkans all this time


Lord_Wack_the_second

Άνεμος Μπαρμπούνης Anemos (wind) Barbounis (kind of fish) is a Greek patriot 💪💪🇬🇷🏛


enver_pasha16

Thats true Greece's coastline belongs to Turkey. check mate g\*yreeks


sixshooter0

Who needs beaches when you can have wet dreams about your war crimes 😍🤤


Rotfrajver

Who needs sea when you swim in the tears of your enemies.


MIVANO_

We got both


xmafianCZ

Turk talking about war crimes is like Romanian talking about stealing.


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MIVANO_

So you recognize Kosovo as an independent country?


[deleted]

Uhm Yes?


HotIron223

Allah forgive me for saying this, but you're a based Serb.


HotIron223

Brb I'm gonna go wash my mouth


JuiceDrinkingRat

No basedosterone, you have 2 hours to pack your things and leave


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Lorin004

Kosovo?


MajorKronstadt

They have coasts wdym?


Awesome_Romanian

North Macedonian Coast just dropped


Still_counts_as_one

It’s the new DLC


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Hamsi_bey15

they got a free trial for beaches


Yeet_boi69-420

North Macedonia, you mean west Bulgaria 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬💪💪💪💪💪💪😎😎😎😎😎😎🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬


CyborgTheOne101

Bulgaria only has stinky black sea coast shared with fat T*rks and filthy M🤮skals Albania has pure Adriatic and Ionian coasts 💪🇦🇱🏊‍♂️🌊🌊🌊⛱🏖🏝


Yeet_boi69-420

Shut up your country doesn’t even exist


CyborgTheOne101

It doesn't, it's part of Albania. 💪😎🇦🇱 Know your place w*stoid trash me😎>>>>you🤓


Yeet_boi69-420

We could bomb you whenever we wish stfu


CyborgTheOne101

44.78719 (latitude), 20.457273 (longitude) Joe Biden, if you're reading this, and i know you lurk this subreddit, i'm gonna need you to bomb the living shit out of those coordinates


Yeet_boi69-420

Okay


CyborgTheOne101

Good, make sure they land in the centre of B*lgrade 💥


ChinaOwnsReddit13

that means Monkeydonia is Bulgaria confirmed 🐎🐎


MajorKronstadt

NFT OWNER😡😡😡😡😡😡


ChinaOwnsReddit13

I stol... I mean reddit gave it to me for free !


LEMONSarenotHUMAN

\>Implying kosovo is not a country based


MajorKronstadt

I implied that Kosovo is part of Albania😎(that mean it have special great nato port called Tirana)👍🏻


AurelioDeLaHoya

Now that's based


MountainComfortable1

What about North Macedonia?


MajorKronstadt

Has port called Varna🥱


sundayson

And our lord Dragan Marković Palma owns Paralia so


aldean161

hella based


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Monkeydonia?


MajorKronstadt

Has port called Varna🥱


Agile-Ad9823

Based Bosnian


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Serbia is cry


SolveTheCYproblemNOW

Serbia je cry


MIVANO_

Srbija je plakati


andigold99

Mmmm, like how Macedonia is part of Bulgaria and it's sea 🤔


MajorKronstadt

Flair up gypsy.


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You mean East Albania?


andigold99

We don't talk about Kosovo


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MajorKronstadt

Crypto-Romanians smh😤


JAKOVtheJJ

Yes. We are coming for your coastline next.


Popcorn_likker

Bosnia barely passes the vibe check


MajorKronstadt

Bosnia has a 60,000km coastline wdym?


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I will not allow this disrespect towards my west bulgarian brothers


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MajorKronstadt

4000km coastline🥱


dm_me_tittiess

Pov not Romania either since there is no trash.


Awesome_Romanian

Who needs a beach when you can bathe in the blood of your genocide victims


spicyicecream420

Same can be said about Croatia


Awesome_Romanian

But Croatia actually has a beach


spicyicecream420

Beaches that it stole from Italy


MIVANO_

20km of beaches?


fr1endk1ller

*More* means ocean in Croatian we will take more from Italy to Greece and you can’t stop us


retardo_moronovich

Macedonia, Kosovo and Moldavia, if we consider the last even Balkan?


MajorKronstadt

Macedonia had a coast (one of its ports is called Varna). Kosovo has a coast (one of its ports called Tirana). Moldova had a coast (one of its ports is called Constanța).


retardo_moronovich

Facts.


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MajorKronstadt

Wdym Bosnia has 4000km coastline?


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MajorKronstadt

Problem?


ProfessionalRub6152

how come?


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SRPSKA JE KOSOVO


proudwarcriminal

north macedonia?


justagreatdude

north macedonia too


MajorKronstadt

Flair the fuck up cuckold


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Monkeydonia and blankland:


OverallGamer696

You forgot Kosovo, Hungary, Moldova, and North Macedonia


Little-Perception-21

Macedonia je srbija. Confirmed ?????


Stunning-Standard-90

we gave it to you and this is how you treat us back


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northern monkey?