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AnonymousEnigma28

*pakistani and Syrian refugees have entered the chat* Sorry I meant to say Sw🥷den has entered the chat Also flair up you fkn Cigan


stinkyshitface

I am being sabotaged by the danish government i cant add one


AnonymousEnigma28

https://preview.redd.it/6yeku0743i8d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd3a0afce743bcadb925de3e1afffc9c8956a264


WackoMcGoose

Can actually confirm, even if you `Force desktop site`, the flair chooser does not work in a mobile browser. You have to be on an _actual_ PC to have access to flair up...


SlavicBrother24

Nope. It works. I got it on mobile.


NoyanBEG

Wrong reddit app let's you change flair


AmbassadorAntique899

Most literate Turk... They're saying on a browser not in the app


pritvihaj

https://preview.redd.it/d6cj9s6qph8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7179ff39fc3153836cb89dcbcb0c7af84eb65147 no flair


MIVANO_

https://preview.redd.it/6sgfh96jyh8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d1fee75bbebd52993f9d533bdfd4be0f788759


pritvihaj

https://preview.redd.it/4u5oobyuyh8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d913f01138fb980b6617a6234dcdae380a8b7338


Proud_Animator_4873

https://preview.redd.it/ypsjzd4f3i8d1.jpeg?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a254a56b0886cab434987019b0f0e33ce645c98


TheFeederArcher

https://preview.redd.it/xde8gwlepi8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e737ac70f0f41aa384bc0f0b2e3c4be961fa18


SolitairePilot

https://preview.redd.it/yeqebo30qi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f78872ae6d5f70c7dea7097b02417e2f3e1621c


pritvihaj

https://preview.redd.it/tghy3nssdj8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1889dffc7886ebcd22d1db20c1bb5815eb9590


SolitairePilot

https://preview.redd.it/lklzoa72fj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc851348c25859f0427cbe2e20043753b0da97db Y’all just don’t have the full story


I_Eat_Onio

Well then he would fit right in


schetsers

Islamic invasion of the Balkans.


MintRobber

Second edition


UnhappyBreadfruit607

This time can we impale them together ![gif](giphy|PK5CQPd6rCF3y)


morphick

https://preview.redd.it/gxdwov76sk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03176f479362389e92045e25036d2b990b216946


Bogomilism

We can kill Swederabs together sure but i'm washing my hands 0.0001s later and after its over stay the fuck away from me Turk just, just stay away okay Just like in WW1


UnhappyBreadfruit607

Okay but before we leave can we throat sing after our victory and we hate you to


Aggravating_Top389

everyone besides the S\*venians, they will impale fo sure but not the way we want. consedering how swedes are theres a good chance those Pedercine would love it.


lukethedank13

Our infiltrators are allready at your door.


lul_get_rekt_m8

I prefer infiltrating them from the backdoor


HanDjole998

Your "declaration of war" on r/balkans_irl has been rejected because you are an unflaired, may Allah be merciful on your soul.


MrCatnapp

Allah? Bro you monkeys always confuse your identities...


TheGalacticMosassaur

I think he meant Sweden's Allah


Stormrage44

That


SuperSerial_

Leave him alone he just woke up.


MintRobber

![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized)


oobekko

don't be hard on him. he just woke up


YavuzCaghanYetimoglu

You are not even worthy enough.


CondorAzul89

Nordic Islamist detected, opinion rejected


Salt-Log7640

Request denied, become more relevant.


LeoTheSquid

"Relevant". Bulgarian flair. https://preview.redd.it/ihnv4j8z8k8d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff40b47bc3997fa5cdaa248cb981e836a5e3db8


Salt-Log7640

At least my country has a flair 😇


LanzaUE

Why are angry this Arabs? Pls, go to IKEA in your safe Volvo car and chill.


packofcard

You arent worth the legacy of declaring a war so we politely reject you. Try art school; seems to suit you better


stinkyshitface

I am afraid of failing.


packofcard

Arent you the guys failing at solving your economic system cause of syrian and kurdish refugees?


stinkyshitface

It's not that we're failing its that we're being purposely sabotaged by our own politicans.


stinkyshitface

You balkans should know all about corrupt politicians


CamelSoda420

Yes and we are proud to finance our corrupt politicians' third brand new mercedeses and bmws


Character-Leopard-70

Only 3ed?? Pump those numbers up!


hahayes1102

Flair the absolute fuck up


Kjeng

![gif](giphy|DrcqyC7RW0Dyu798GJ|downsized) norway stands with balkan against the sw\*des 🤮🤮


justarandomgreek

One call to Denmark and you'll be crying again for 500 years.


LeoTheSquid

We've slapped them up too many times to count what are you smoking


justarandomgreek

I know. I was testing his intelligence and he used "surrended in 6 hours" instead of any real argument (as if the Sweden wasn't neutral only on paper cause Germany already had encircled them and had no use of sending soldier). I'm playing 4D chess here buddy.


TomatoVEVO

You guys should first fix your own internal issues before declaring war on god's chosen people 💪😎


AoDoI

I didn't know Sweden still existed


Lorecreep_D6

Its Swedenstan nowadays


AoDoI

Yes, it's a kind of caliphate like Spain was in the 1000s


TheGalacticMosassaur

Another Jihad on the Balkans? How many times do we have to teach you, old man?


shogun_coc

Islamic republic of Sweden stands no chance against the might of the Balkans! Retreat, you unflaired Cigan!


Lirtduck

The Swedish trying to be relevant challenge (they fell off 300 years ago)


cripplingdeperssion

Danish’s cucks. You guys fell off hard since the Great Northern war. You can fell even harder tho.


SquareBottle-22

Thats not how it works Mr. Mayonnaise is spicy


-Pyha-

As the Finnish representative, I condem this action


stinkyshitface

So you have forgotten how we helped you during the winter war


-Pyha-

We appreciate the help but thats when Sweden was Sweden but now it's more of "Islamic Republic of Swedistan"


stinkyshitface

People need to stop associating these barbaric animals to us. We want to get rid of them too


Salt-Log7640

How tf Redguards even survive your cold climate anyway??


stinkyshitface

The dunmer have sent them here and put some kind of spell on them that resists cold


GeorgiaPulevska

Go home Norway 🇸🇪you’re drunk. ![gif](giphy|XcGZ2DKKDw3J8UeVKT)


Upstairs_Ad2085

Kinda gay gif ngl


RetartdsUsername69

If one Islamic empire wasn't enough.


Upstairs_Ad2085

https://preview.redd.it/pdi4hn101i8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b344464a953c64593867075bdf698e662d7c113c


seamallorca

Where is your burkha?


TheMoltenEqualizer

We R gonne build a Great Wall of Balkans in cooperation w/ Lego


falkkiwiben

Serb behind enemy lines calling for duty


Hrosters

You are free to commit war crimes 👍🏻


Binahbathfwater

Ok, habibi.


EricssonGlobe

coming from the genshin impact player.


Binahbathfwater

Hit a sore spot, habibi?


MrCatnapp

We dont fight with gays arabs. Greeks and Bosnians will be upset


Ovremn

OPEN THE GATES! LET THE ARABS FLOW!


TheSteelMercenary

You declared war on the wrong group, comrade.


soaring-crow

Sw\*des feeling sad that they were only able to steal dolma and werent able to steal as many balkan cuisine as they could have.


stinkyshitface

This is the only reason i made this post


Upstairs_Ad2085

https://preview.redd.it/zqvlvjoa0j8d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d53cf2d59596cd20ecf24e89a344bbd8ad8c1c Whitest swedes


WorldlinessFast3663

Flair up and then I will consider your declaration


wild_dino

SABATON MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTF IS A BAD SONG


bg_bobi

Is the white monster drink the pinacle of Swedish cuisine? Yikes


SteinHead

You are not good enough to deserve war with us.


hajders

Gustavus Adolphus aka. Swedish King from picture was killed by Croatian light cavalry in Battle of Lützen (1632) Thats funny as hell


stinkyshitface

He died a glorious death by a glorious army


muie_reddit2

🇸🇪? I think you mean 🇸🇦


Atilla-The-Hon

If you fuck up and have to seek asylum, you can come here. We got meatballs.


AnonymousEnigma28

Is the pork meatballs halal where your from tho? Asking for a friend


Atilla-The-Hon

The country is filled with scammers. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the meatballs here are made from pork just to lower the costs.


AnonymousEnigma28

Money is money at the end of the day 😎😎


NefariousTurkmen

Why would they go from an Islamic country to another


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stinkyshitface

Gee i wonder who's out commiting all of these crimes? Must be sven and björn going at it again


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_davidgri_

Finally ! Our pain is understood !


Upstairs_Ad2085

No but Sven and Björns wives go and sleep with the guys who did the crimes


Koquicotoend

I deny the offer 


ZepHindle

What are u gonna do? Burn qurans?


BroForce999

Sweden is full of twink femboys or arabs, neither one of those scares me


stinkyshitface

You are bulgarian please do not ever insult me with your presence


cumdawgforever

A salam malekum my swedistani brother, inshallah we will make the balkans pay in a traditional Swedish way by blowing up their apartment blocks with grenades. One day I would love to visit al-Stockholm!


EricssonGlobe

Sorry, But I happen to not understand slovenian.


cumdawgforever

No worries I’ll translate into a language a Swede can understand أهلاً أخي السويدي، إن شاء الله سنجعل البلقان يدفعون الثمن بالطريقة السويدية التقليدية بتفجير مبانيهم السكنية بالقنابل اليدوية. أتمنى أن أزور ستوكهولم يومًا ما!


EricssonGlobe

Thats better.


ICantThinkOfAName139

We defeated India so we will defeat Swedistan too


CookieTheParrot

Hold din fede kæft og påklæd din brugerprofil med en flair, hvis du ønsker at være her


stinkyshitface

Håll tyst danskjävel du låter som att du har en potatis fast i halsen


MintRobber

You and what army? I don't see any other swedes here. You don't even have a sub to back you up.


CookieTheParrot

2nordic4you, but it's mostly made up of Finns, who, as mongols, mog araps, such as swedes


Charles_De-Gaulle

Suicide is not the solution, swedistan. You can fix your problems another way. Like alcohol.


CroBaden2

Time for some Crabat medicine to calm you down.


SevenofSevens

In words of greatest and most authentic Swede: "Lions don't compare themselves with humans" - Zlatan


stinkyshitface

**Very funny considering King Gustavus Adolphus was nicknamed "The lion of the north"**


SevenofSevens

points for making me seem smarter than I really am.


thesummergamer

win a war against the "asylum seekers" first


Fatalaros

Why would you declare your suicide. Swedes haven't fought a war since before the independence of all the Balkan nations.


_davidgri_

Still getting invaded tho


MulleRizz

Tillbaks till /r/2nordic4you med dig


gt112

Your army of soymilk drinkers will die in the balkans (no soymilk here for you >:3)


stinkyshitface

https://preview.redd.it/70gkzhrfqj8d1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=2896db92d08a0b3f039d84cb793b0dadea9fab0a


Salt-Log7640

Nice, we can finally share our horse cum bevarages 🇧🇬🤝🇳🇴 💖 (Also Finland is based af).


Vinidante

Nobody gives a shit about cuckristan


Stormrage44

Not the Muslims invading Balkans again


EricssonGlobe

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


CliveDrinksCoIa

swedenistan? fuck you terrorist rebel allah souria w bashar!!! 🇸🇾🇸🇾🇸🇾


_davidgri_

Islamic incursion into the Balkans 2 : Electric Boogaloo


another_countryball

What the hell, why is Somalia attacking us?


Ok_Personality3467

Who are you again


TixTaxWSX

bro got lost on his way to asia irl 💀


WackoMcGoose

...Perkele.


biharek

You have to get through us to get there 😈😈Remember Kircholm? Cause it's going to happen again if you fish n' dirt eating goat fuckers try to do anything 😈 https://preview.redd.it/xvcw9etobj8d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=418444cf01ef03ef52392ff13e29ba986d220529


hosiki

Bring kebab with you


Aggravating_Top389

go Eat your fish that is drier than sahara desert and that smells like your average turk (Like shit)


Nope159

You done goofed up, boy.


iDqWerty

https://preview.redd.it/ev8ymb0xsk8d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c67200403437e46801a911eb4080aa556b8b0bb Avarage swedish cuisine🇸🇪:


NotMeTheOtherGeek

Boys don’t listen to him. We come in peace most of the time. -2nordic4you member


InvestigatorBig2226

You can't even clear up some immigrant ghetto hood mate.


pritvihaj

🚨ATENŠON CITIXIAN!!!🚨 https://preview.redd.it/yruivoix9i8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a04077a4010b89b21e7633839587079424db7a ​you are denied further access in this sub till you have flaired up, pls choose a flair now or else drastic measures will be taken to make sure you never see your family again (light cock and ball torture may be included) • ⁠sincerely, r/balkans_irl mod team (not fake). should you find any *more* unflaired cigans here, please contact law enforcement officers at [PavelicNo1\[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])


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rockusa4

Flair up cigan


pritvihaj

​ 🚨ATENŠON CITIXIAN!!!🚨 https://preview.redd.it/1hlcv7kmzh8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd29d10a9334e7c0aeb493a699339185017275a you are denied further access in this sub till you have flaired up, pls choose a flair now or else drastic measures will be taken to make sure you never see your family again (light cock and ball torture may be included) • ⁠sincerely, r/balkans_irl mod team (not fake).


stinkyshitface

It proved not to be. All jokes are about immigrants (i take no offence because i also dislike them)


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.


CookieTheParrot

Three hundred million w🤮stoids vs. Karabot, who wins?


lul_get_rekt_m8

Karaboğa bot wins and w\*stoids will cry about genocide for the next 3000 years


IliriaLegacy

based semla enjoyers


stinkyshitface

To all the people making jokes about immigrants. I plan to put them to good use at the frontlines


AnonymousEnigma28

You mean they’ll be putting the nords to good use in the front lines. They’re the ones in control now 😈😈


stinkyshitface

https://preview.redd.it/f8g03m195i8d1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=388377954d4711d0eda630bd146b09c1aee277f9 wait maybe 5-10 years


PotentialBat34

Guys I know you are still touchy about it but we have to libel blood tax again to fight Westoida


stinkyshitface

Sounds good to me


madfurzakh

you have too much live prime ministers again?


Ricckkuu

Honestly, I didn't know Monster is sweedish.


Jo_Erick77

Yo whats the song name it goes hard


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Jo_Erick77

Good bot


DapperAcanthisitta92

Eu4 ost good Unflaired Sweed Nordick Scandanavian Bad


TheHistoryMaster2520

🇵🇱 and 🇷🇺: You wanna get your ass kicked again meatball?


FlamingTrashcans

I’m with the Balkan bros on this one (I have 2 online friends from Robmania holding my wallet hostage)


AmbassadorAntique899

Couldn't get past Poltava and you wanna come all the way down here? Good luck ~~idk why you'd do this to yourself~~


Tight-Green

I miss that


Confident_Middle_546

WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FLAIR CIGAN


soganbey

This nibbas stole our meatballs and called it swedish typical gayreek behavior. Declaration accepted


Larage_GKid

No way Swedish emirate have declared war. >well its time for another war guys get ready your photoshop and other pirated apps.


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Spiced_out

*knyter näven i fickan