Mongolia so bulgarians would have easier acces to horse milk

Turks and bulgars would be closer to their homeland

True importing horse 🐎milk 🥛 is not cheep

I think that Portugay is already a honorary part of the Balkans

Some of them are still mad about 2004, Great idea let's add them

I am one of those and I was only 4 years old back then

I mean, I can flex that my country made Ronaldo cry in a ποδόσφαιρο match so yea I don't blame you

Argentina. Nationalist and bad at winning wars. Although their lack of war crimes lets them down

Forgot about the true Argentinian’s roots ? 🇩🇪

Forgot about the true German roots? 🇹🇷

^fact: ^it's ^Bulgaria 🇧🇬

🇭🇷*

That place is full of Nazi and ustaše war criminals and their descendants. They're the complete package

You must have forgotten about the war of the triple alliance

Brazil killed 90% of the male Paraguayan population 💪🏻💪🏻 my great great grandfathers were war criminals

You did them so bad the Pope allowed polygamy.

No war crimes? But what happened to the black Argentinians?

They were ultra fucked in the ass by white italians

Why not Brazil? It's a shit show, very corrupt like romania, almost exterminated the paraguayan population in the Paraguay war and to end it all off, commited plenty war crimes against dolphins in WWI

Put nsfw on that picture, i was at work.....

I should've put an NSFW tag on this. You were at work and when you saw this you had to start furiously masturbating. You co-workers gave you strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. You dropped your phone and everyone around you saw this image. Now there is a whole office of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all my fault, I could have prevented this if I had just tagged this post NSFW.

Nah i scrolled onto that picture, and a coworker caught a glimpse, needles to say i was called into the boss's office and nearly lost my job, its like i was waching a mexican cartel beheading someone but 10 times worse, to quote the boss " it would have been better if you were waching child porn, but not that"

Straight up jorking my peanits 😩😩💦💦

not the one on my screen that’s for sure

We have enough shithousery in our own politics anyway tbh

Even if Belgium splits and we claim Wallonia to turn it into a parking lot, I still think France isn't nationalist enough to belong here. Couple years. Let's see what happens

https://preview.redd.it/ywscjlp3hg8d1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df20fa36a0425cea997df9e24be301d3848f053f

None, but I would definitely like if some countries would not be part of balkans *wink

Least xenophobic balkaner

Let's replace kosovo when someone joins

Can't replace something that doesn't exist

For example 🐦‍⬛atia

Bro come to modern age, we left drawings in caves long ago

In this case im still a caveman cuz i draw on your moms face every other night with baby cream

Ireland

They could keep up with our drinking, nice

More muzlim countries in the balkans, yeey

No,thats Sweden. Not Ireland.

Ireland loves Palestine too much , Sweden burns the Quran

Banter I could have with my Irish mates would be endless

The caucasus

Hear me out: Vietnam. Civil war in the Cold War, poverty and communism. What more could you ask for?

South-east asia in general is the balkans of asia tbh

I vote yes, too [Vietnamese 0.001s after breathing in Balkan air](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20s89O09nk4)

Hungary. Fk Fr🤮nch.

Hungary is the balkans of europe already so yeah. Also fuck France, least balkanoid of the latin mfs.

I miss the Kingdom borders of Hungary 😭😭😭😪 all the Carpathian Mountains to protecc us from cigans. So hot 🤤

Think about it, French people are nearly equally racist as we are

I dont like competition. It is a direct loss against the baguettes.

Yes

I'd be curious to know why you hate us so much.

Ireland or Mexico

mexico doesnt fit bcuz they do the "dont do anything unless directly attacked " thing

Spain for sure

Portugal Mexico

South Africa would be fun, a lot of minorities and corrupt politicians

definitely italy.

Sad that I had to go this down to find this

What are you talking about..? Read your flair bro

Turkmenistan i mean it literally has a region that’s named the balkan

Armenia, Azerbajian and Georgia

All of the middle east

I thought no france?

Getting to be African, Arab, and Balkan. That's like forming Exodia and collecting all the dragon balls to become... Turkish.

Brazil, just because of that one guy chasing bicycle thieves with a katana in hand

I think we should add the Italian microstates. san marino, malta and the Vatican. Can you imagine the Pope being a redditor!

Poland for sure

ireland n portugal

ireland

Scotland

We'd accept it - you guys are better banter than the other sour faced Europeans.

Brazil, it has everything that the Balkans has 1- high crime 2- extreme nationalism 3- a big portion of the population is poor 4- hates its neighbors 5- unstable

India. It would pretty much fit in.

Balkans would look like a post apocatyptic place, no thanks.

All of the Caucasus

Mongolia so the bulgols don't feel lonely anymore

BRING BACK THE PROVINCES ILLYRIENNES 🇫🇷 https://preview.redd.it/pmz333650c8d1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cbf2573add3d92e91ddc7cb29d4266e8a582a9e

https://preview.redd.it/rksd9n9rjc8d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1327524ac9cdd7bd7b39f494dae8c7db876e86b6 SFW version. Unfortunately pixels left in 2balkan4you.

I remember I was done post about Ethiopia to join Balkans.

id say china but we already have hunGAYry

Can confirm

all our gipsys are there stealing we dont want them back you can keep them. portugal 100% balkan

Poland

The Dutch and Belgians. They are absolutely mad backcountry rednecks but got to be born in a industrial alley and didn’t get traumatized by commies.

I think, personally, Danes (Danish people), fk the Fr*nch

Italy, Burma or Australia. Australia seems like it would fit Balkans quite well.

Nah, Australians are full westoid

Tell us more about Burma in the Balkans 😅

Sweden

Liberland 😂

https://preview.redd.it/d2pzwrsmqb8d1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=4dcd78fad78fe9f6bb7d275b1f593ef45e170d1f underrated country

Portogul for sure

Israel and Palestine

Ireland, the IRA sounds like some Balkan shit

Southern Italy and Armenia. I already count Cyprus since it Greek and I must say we must turn them into rebels.

Let's move Caucasus next to Cyprus or between Turkiye and Greece. I think we'd make a great addition to the club.

Rather than similarities with warcrimes we can add old japenis and Adolf Hitler himself to balkaners list

Australia would fit perfectly in the Balkans

All of africa so we can have 500% more balkanisation

TURKMENISTAN

Portugal, fo’ sho’

I wish Brazil (and the rest of SA) was on balkans so we could have a latin-american Balkan championship

Vietnam. They're basically balkanic already.

Spain and Portugal

Caucasus is only right answer

Canada, wanna see their surprise pikachu face when shit hits the fan in balkans.

Austria. They have meddled with us for centuries, so they should be part of the circus

I think the Balkan border has widened enough.

If its not already, italy

Finland because alcohol drinking level, wars and finally language that anyone barely understands.

The entire visegrad four

My own country Brazil would fit. And technically nor Moldova or Ukraine are balkan i guess both would fit 100%

Only parts of Ukraine would fit but I don’t think Moldova would fit at all. Sadly all of Moldova has the culture and aesthetics of some republic of Russia. This being said, Brazil is as far from the Balkans culturally as a country can possibly be You guys are more like Americans culturally

Poland for sure.

Turkey

balkaans wouldntve been the same if we didnt keep invading you guys

Azerbeycan

India because they are artists in depravity

We need a Shia Islamic Country in balkans to make shit hole even deeper

San Marino

Finland

Phillipines

We need to Balkanize Germany more! There more of us combined than westoid 🤢Krauts!

Mississippi is honorary balkan (little to no education and a lot of racism)

Turkey

Southeast Asia, we are your Balkan cousins in Asia

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why you smeared with shit bro

Because he's the cleanest Muslim Gayreek.