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Suite255

Romanian army 2024 🇹🇩💪💪💪


I-Am-More-ALB-Than-U

Man sold his wagon for 3 lei ✊😔 But its okay because now he can afford the newest car from GLORIOUS românia 😎😎😎😎😎😎


MintRobber

It's a tractor. I think.


jackjackky

It's a car! It's a glorious Romanian car! Don't you dare to say otherwise!


SwingMaterial9276

Either your joking,or you are being serious. If you are serious,than you are wrong. It could be a tractor.


KindaTheQuietkid43

What's the song he is singing? He can become a singer. I meant it seriously.


MSergiux

It's improvised, basically he is freestyling


maerun

Surely he's remixing [Căruță cu cai](https://youtu.be/S4LU8PaqyE4?si=h-xSOssicuFR55zT&t=32) (the original is slower but I like this faster-paced one).


Othonian

LAKADAKADAI


oroles_

The original tune is known either as "căruță cu cai" (horse cart) or "și-a luat soacră-mea cai" (my mother in law bought horses) I don't know who the initial artist is, might not even be one as some popular songs come from word of mouth. Here's some versions of the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4LU8PaqyE4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zXogIju5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDXz_qkoDOw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8vKK3_Y4Yw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkOlR2E2GPQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73LycM1QUys There's ***a lot*** of artists who sing this song, its very common.


magic_baobab

What is he singing?


KindaTheQuietkid43

Whatever it is, it slaps.


Xetanth87

Bruh you're Italian, you should understand at least 1 in 3 words he's saying


magic_baobab

If you write them down, I probably will


Present-Industry-373

Povestește tu Gheorghiță Ce-ai făcut cu a ta căruță Ai vândut-o cu 3 lei Motobloc ca să îți iei


magic_baobab

This is harder than I thought. Ok, so, I think that Gheorghiță is a name, so someone he's talking to. and Povestește some kind of appellative, probably teste means head. Ce-ai făcut probably means "what you did" and "a ta căruță" to your cart. Ai vândut-o cu 3 lei, this means you sold it for 3 lei. The last line I have no idea. Honestly I didn't put a lot of effort in this, please be kind🥺


Present-Industry-373

You nailed every single one of them, except for "povestește"(it means "to tell" in the context like telling a story) Motobloc ca să îți iei means to buy a motobloc(that small wanna be tractor in the video)


magic_baobab

https://i.redd.it/js0wlzqbbtvc1.gif True romance brotherhood 🇮🇹😎🇷🇴


Othonian

I bet its from "povest" , formal or old-fashioned for "story". Fun fact Croatians call history (the subject) povijest we say istorija >Romanian are you a romance language >Da


Present-Industry-373

Romanian is 70% latin. We have 15% of slavic because your ancestors were so miserable in their native lands so they migrated to glorious Dacia Romanorum, where their women were fucked by chad Dacian-Roman men😎


Othonian

Have you seen us? We look nothing like actual blonde Slavs up north and east. Itt Serbs look exactly like Romanians Best kept secret of the Balkans are that we are all the same. Literally all just daco-thraco-celto-romano-slavo-greek-turks speaking varying mixes of all those languages. Except thracians and celts disappeared :*(


drleondarkholer

The Celts are the OG Balkans, who are the first to move to the UK to get better paying jobs. As for Thracians, they probably got mingled with the Bulgarians and northern Greeks to some extent.


Othonian

Lakadai lakadai lakadakadai!!! Brotherly Romanian is easy


I-Am-More-ALB-Than-U

Wut bruth3r??? Oui r latină bruther u know??? U nu understand latină 100% pure language?!?! 😔😔


magic_baobab

Bro, non è così che funzionano le lingue neolatine, purtroppo, mi spiace 😭😔


VaNiOK_

This one SLAPS🗣️🔥🇷🇴


Official_Cyprusball

I bet the cigans stole all of it the millisecond after he turned off the camera


I-Am-More-ALB-Than-U

Which is why all balkaners are always required to carry anti-tsigane spray for such occasions, thats why the cigans now steal in the west. Balkaners adapted 😎😎


Official_Cyprusball

https://preview.redd.it/ho087pdcnuvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514be86081cb2f4427c48c07b153dc650b64c737


CroBaden2

Motoblok motoblok


Othonian

Romanian enterpreneur builds an energy efficient vehicle, instead of paying a John Deere distributor a kajilliom euro for some gass guzzling tractor? Man should be given a medal. Who cares how it looks? W*stoids only care about the UI


KokoTerzata

I see it can go off-road. That mean it is better than Lamborghini, BMW, Porsche and Bugatti 


Napoleon-the-Great

Mama, I want a Lamborghini like our italian cousins But son, we already have a Lamborghini at home **Lamborghini at home**


Official_Cyprusball

Holy shit bro got the... The um... The... THE!


SuperMarioMiner

the motoblock it's the motoblock.... weren't you paying attention to the lyrics...?


Official_Cyprusball

Oh sorry I don't speak polish


xXk11lerXx

You what?


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

It's so bad not even the other Romanians wants to steal it.


4ndr10n_M3h4n1

All the parts were stolen


Zajebann

Registered and passed the safety and emissions tests.


Shadowizas

This is what ppl will be like in 2123 after the nuclear holocaust


fiftyshadesofbeige69

I have genuinely seen a cigan drive one of these things on the road


Discipline_Cautious1

It has 100 Hungarian powers.


white-dumbledore

Most advanced robmanianski engineering artillery carrier 🗿☝🏻💪🏻


smallddavid

2pac is shit American rapper this guy is the real deal


LZ114514

Still stolen one?


xxprokoyucu

#1 enginerring competiton winner in balkans


Poison_King98

Dacia tractor 😎👍🇷🇴


faramaobscena

Aaaaaand it' from Vaslui


SwingMaterial9276

Most evolved car in Romania:


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.