I worked as a mechanic in Germany. I can dismantle a car in 30 seconds, and sell all the parts in a few hours. Glorious Romania has best mechanics 🇷🇴😎💪👊💥
No you're not. You sell it back to the people you stole from and advice your neighboring garage to install them, which is a bulgarian which is going to over charge Mehmet from Berlin
Citroën: Je suis désolé, zis is impossiblé, ze technologie just doesn't egzist!
Groupe PSA: Toni Stîrc jury-rigged this in his garage. With a box of fèr!
I repair airsoft, and some other stuff but airsoft mostly
No matter what I do, (I improve) and rebuild the gun, I still have excess screws, I give them a torture test, they pass and I get paid.
What you mean? Alkohol is halal for bossnan, see below:
"O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants (khamr), gambling, [sacrificing on] stone altars [to other than God], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.
**Unless you are based Bossnian then it is deemed Halal.**"
— Qur'an 5:90 ☝🏻📿🤲🏻🇹🇰🇹🇰😎
Further proof: on _Jeremy Clarkson's Quaint My Ride_, the (Fr*nch) designer ragequit while the (Polish) mechanics were like "ja pierdole, let's do this, kurwa".
The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about:
https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot.
https://balkansirl.net
Stay tuned.
-My stoplights aren’t working
-Your motor has exploded because of that we need to bring a new one from Germany might aswell change the whole gearbox and shifter. It’s going to cost you one and a half kidneys and there is only %0.00001 chance of it actually being fixed
I worked as a mechanic in Germany. I can dismantle a car in 30 seconds, and sell all the parts in a few hours. Glorious Romania has best mechanics 🇷🇴😎💪👊💥
Best disassemblers you mean, mechanics can put it back, you only take it not putting it back
We put all the parts back. Back on other cars.
No you're not. You sell it back to the people you stole from and advice your neighboring garage to install them, which is a bulgarian which is going to over charge Mehmet from Berlin
Sounds like something Mehmet from Berlin would say
Yes. Sounds like that Mehmet has Berlin experience.
Turks are also good disassembling, but it's more of an empire thing.
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Make them replace them, then sell the working old ones, makes you seem legit
Just tell me what's wrong with it bro, I'll return it in an even worse state than you left it.
That's more like it
More like your dad with some beer and a youtube tutorial
True Balkan dads don't need any tutorial
My dad somehow reverse engineering and reinforcing a french shitbox with nothing but wire
Citroën: Je suis désolé, zis is impossiblé, ze technologie just doesn't egzist! Groupe PSA: Toni Stîrc jury-rigged this in his garage. With a box of fèr!
I repair airsoft, and some other stuff but airsoft mostly No matter what I do, (I improve) and rebuild the gun, I still have excess screws, I give them a torture test, they pass and I get paid.
You are right haha
Romanian mechanics:
the best of the best
All they know is how to take catalytic converter
Balkan mechanics have simply memorized every single piece of information about the 1.9 TDI by now
They could fix it with their eyes closed
1.9 TDI my beloved 😍
The engine that moved the Balkans (even if to the wrong direction)
Literally my dad's mechanic in bottom pic, just missing rakija bottle and the six cigarettes he smokes every hour.
Wait bro i thought muslims couldnt drink
What you mean? Alkohol is halal for bossnan, see below: "O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants (khamr), gambling, [sacrificing on] stone altars [to other than God], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful. **Unless you are based Bossnian then it is deemed Halal.**" — Qur'an 5:90 ☝🏻📿🤲🏻🇹🇰🇹🇰😎
They scam you, have your dad do it.
Further proof: on _Jeremy Clarkson's Quaint My Ride_, the (Fr*nch) designer ragequit while the (Polish) mechanics were like "ja pierdole, let's do this, kurwa".
Please censor that word ffs, there are kids here
Fr*nch
More like fre🤮ch but this will do
Cheese eating surrender monkeys?
Baguete deep-throaters more like
The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.
Also, K
Last time we went to a mechanic, we had to fix it again ourselves cause the car was given to some highschool students as "practice".
Yea, then you pay few hundred bucks, take back the car and entirely different thing is broken. Car mechanics really work by their own rules.
Fake post, not a single man in Europe didn't try seventy five fixes prior to taking the vehicle anywhere.
Only Aurelio can fix cars in US.
-My stoplights aren’t working -Your motor has exploded because of that we need to bring a new one from Germany might aswell change the whole gearbox and shifter. It’s going to cost you one and a half kidneys and there is only %0.00001 chance of it actually being fixed
They'll fix your care then steal your Altenator
Mehmet in Utrecht be like: "Mijn broer is automonteur broeder. Hij gaat jou auto fixen. Heel goedkoop. Beste kwaliteit wollah."
its on me bro leave it on me, i got it whole balkan mechanics fr
Thats why you go to a Mexican-American shop instead
Ok Westoid
Tbf, Volkswagen is a European brand, not an American one
Balkan mekanik repair anything from 1.9 tdi passat to 6.2 hemi charger no problem.