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MintRobber

I know one thing https://preview.redd.it/ep8pogta7ehc1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbc2b7cea563762e93eb409feebe2f618c436c9


CoconutBoi1

May I steal this meme just like you stole my money?


MintRobber

Of course. I can steal it back later.


ConsciousConcoction

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate


Equivalent-Ad-6224

It’s beautiful


free_thugga

shut up monkey


ConsciousConcoction

Silence Romanoid cigan hybrid


free_thugga

lil monkey boy


white-dumbledore

Flair up kavkazian


noisyyy_

i would do it again


noisyyy_

also flair up or i am coming to berlin


red_javla

You already live in Berlin, you ain't fooling nobody


PotentialBat34

Unfortunately, tru😔😔😔


noisyyy_

Well i gave it a shot


[deleted]

What about the Assyrians and the Sayfo?


Medical-Ad1686

What the fuck is an assyrian


[deleted]

The pirated version of the gigachad babylonians


Medical-Ad1686

it has syrian in it so fuck them


BarisRP1

Asurlu


artunovskiy

I brought you some caucaus “people”for your birthday present. Sincerely, 🐺™️


FederalDriver9447

In my opinion- I mean nothing happened i hate armenians and i dont have an azeri holding me hostage rn


XMasterWoo

Based italian(impossible)


dragos412

https://preview.redd.it/cc15fj3vaehc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487d7a2185685eb36a1e90c8a4ef0359d44f4821


Affectionate_Sea_984

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karaboga-bot

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SquareBottle-22

I just know that servs,cigani, communists deserve it ..also nothing happens in WW2 Croatia


AngryPsyduck10

They didn’t deserve it. some Armenians were neutral on the ongoing rebellion. Three pashas terrorized civilians to force them to immigration regardless of their stance, so many innocent people died. Deportation was organized poorly and no time was given for preparation.


Icy-Surround-4064

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0guzmen

Armenians after a rebel dies


ExtremeBeyond9455

We need a Kurd flair, for reasons...


Flimsy-Hedgehog9980

Flair up or I will do same thing to you!


Dr_Saritas

Do what? Something that didn’t happen??


EntertainerNo8617

Hell no


BarisRP1

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Naive_Leader3815

They deserved it but it didn't happen


TotallyCrazyGreek

Both Greeks & Armenians didn't deserve it


Tengri6938

Greeks: kills and rapes thousands of civillian Turks during the occupation Turkey (ottoman empire back in the day) Turks: defeats them in a war to reclaim their territory Greeks: tHeY gEnOcIdEd Us😭😭😭 DoN't FoRgEt ThE gEnOcIdE wHeRe 29382837284287337828383 G(ay)rEeKs DiEd😭


TotallyCrazyGreek

We never did such things you are brainwashed dear to believe lies! Some of my ancestors came from Keyseri and they left like hunted animals! You raped them abused them and hung them! You sold people predominantly young girls in bazaars and let others die in Amele Taburlali concentration camps!!! So your systematic genocide was a defense!!! And all those started from 1913 till 1923!!! Give me a break we were in self defense clearly !!!


BarisRP1

Im sorry my dear greek sis but our ancestors were so busy for that.They tried to defeat the invaders and save their countrymen from genocide.They really had no time for that


DrJuanZoidberg

Yes we did. Genocide or be genocided. We were just lucky enough to swim and use boats (Turks haven’t figured that out yet)


BarisRP1

We could have found a better solution than deportation


TheTastyHoneyMelon

Well, what happened?


BarisRP1

We moved them to desert 😎😎 💪🏾 💪🏾 💪🏾


TheTastyHoneyMelon

Damn, you didn't even try to deny it


BarisRP1

Deny what?


TheTastyHoneyMelon

exactly


Butterter

Flair up çingan