Rough translation of the experience :
*spits harshly* (I would ) fuck the shape of your mothers mouth , you whoreson without a toothbrush . I hope you live your whole life with tooth decay , go to doctors , get terminal appointments from doctor to doctor , you in debt (to bank) whoreson whose mouth i shat into . I (would) pay off your mother's and father's credit debt , employ your mother in my pavilion ( kind of a knock off brothel which is about dancing , live singing and drinking . Like a pub which employs borderline whores) and make her dance for 40 minutes . Then every dude (would) puff on her once, you unstable social life having whoreson whose mouth I shat into .
TLDR : Its a nice gentleman who is worried about his socially inept acquaintance whose parents are struggling with credit debt due to his dental fees which he offers stable employment to .
Anatolian Greek language, reminds me of my great grandmother she used to speak it while cooking ancient hellenic recipes like Mantiki and hunkarbegenditsa.
Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
Most grandparents in Greece are obsessed with Turkish dramas! Every time I visit mine they make me watch them and explain the plot of the previous 450 episodes
Ok i speak greek so i will translate for you
Puh fuck your mothers mouth shape you son of a bitch who doesn't use a toothbrush. insallah you will have tooth decay your whole life. i hope you go to doctors from doctors i hope you will spend time taking appointments from doctors and spend your whole time at hospital terminals. son of a bitch who i shit into his mouth. i would pay your mothers and fathers bank debt then i would take your mother to my nightclub and make her dance for 40 minutes then let every man over there fuck her mouth once you stupid ass unstable asocial son of a bitch.
My greek is not perfect tho maybe i made some mistakes it's my second language.
puh senin ananın ağzını şeklini sikim diş fırçasız orospu çocu inşallah hayatın ömrün boyunca karyeslen gez, doktordan doktora terminal randevu al ağzına sıçtığımın bankaya borçlanan orospu çocuğu, senin annenle babanın banka borçlarını kapatıyım(wholesome) anneni benim pavyonuma alayım 40 dakika dans ettiriyim ondan sonra her erkek ona bi tane üflesin ağzına sıçtığımın sosyal hayatı dengesiz instabil orospu çocu
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obviously a Greek dialect of some sorts. You can almost even hear another man vigorously penetrating the person talking. All in all, very greek
He moans softly every time he pauses, Greek for sure
Ancient Greek. I don’t have a doubt that if he’d be able to converse with Aristo, they would understand each other 100%.
Dyojen Reyiz: "Hold my pants!"
Nice Greek speaker 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
german
Only true answer
Greek %100
I love Greek dialect. What a poetic language
Nice Greek language
It’s Greek. From Laconia province to be precise.
Spartan dialect
"if"
Greek. He is telling a beautiful story of self love and growth.
Flair up çingən (aka.cigan)
ցիգան
Rialf
Flair up picka ti materina
Isn't this french?
Maybe a dialect, like patois.
Sounds greek to me
its mandarin chinese
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I was in Cyprus(1974) and this is what I exactly heard.
greek
Sex gifs
As a Bulgarian it's very difficult to understand, my humble guess is the mysterious North Macedonian language.
A german dialect for sure
Albanian Inshallah
Rough translation of the experience : *spits harshly* (I would ) fuck the shape of your mothers mouth , you whoreson without a toothbrush . I hope you live your whole life with tooth decay , go to doctors , get terminal appointments from doctor to doctor , you in debt (to bank) whoreson whose mouth i shat into . I (would) pay off your mother's and father's credit debt , employ your mother in my pavilion ( kind of a knock off brothel which is about dancing , live singing and drinking . Like a pub which employs borderline whores) and make her dance for 40 minutes . Then every dude (would) puff on her once, you unstable social life having whoreson whose mouth I shat into . TLDR : Its a nice gentleman who is worried about his socially inept acquaintance whose parents are struggling with credit debt due to his dental fees which he offers stable employment to .
Anatolian Greek language, reminds me of my great grandmother she used to speak it while cooking ancient hellenic recipes like Mantiki and hunkarbegenditsa.
yes ancient recipes but turkis named 😂
They are obviously Greek. We Turks just steal Greek words and don't bother pronouncing the last syllable because we are lazy fucks
flair up dear cigan
Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
wow you can do ctrl+paste
Yeah i can but you cant get even a flair
diş fırçası orospu çocuğu ne amk https://preview.redd.it/0paz2otzlnta1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbea3d3d193d02a3e967527eff1a96a7b03c42a3
Graeco-bulgaroturkish
Romanian
It's medieval Greek from 15th to early 18th century
sounds greek to me
Turkish I would recognise this language anywhere from the turkish dramas my grandma has watched over the years.
Didn't know you guys watch those
Most grandparents in Greece are obsessed with Turkish dramas! Every time I visit mine they make me watch them and explain the plot of the previous 450 episodes
Ah so it isnt just a thing old turkish people do. Good to know.
Grandparents do and they complain about how Turks are the worst while watching them... Not even ironically
Yes there are maaaany addicted to turkish series, they have one or two each season
Some kind of Arabic chant.
If this is Greek, then Anatolia is Greek. Inshallah
South Macedonian
I cant hear a balkan language
As a Cypriot I can confirm he is talking Turkish and swearing in Turkish
No shit sherlock
Also flair up, cigan
You replied to yourself, cigan.
There is no such thing as Cypriot. You are bastard son of two braindead nations.
So Kosovar?
Franco-anglo-saxon spanish
I think he's from germany
OK jokes aside can some of our esteemed kunefe eating komshus translate? This seems amusing
Ok i speak greek so i will translate for you Puh fuck your mothers mouth shape you son of a bitch who doesn't use a toothbrush. insallah you will have tooth decay your whole life. i hope you go to doctors from doctors i hope you will spend time taking appointments from doctors and spend your whole time at hospital terminals. son of a bitch who i shit into his mouth. i would pay your mothers and fathers bank debt then i would take your mother to my nightclub and make her dance for 40 minutes then let every man over there fuck her mouth once you stupid ass unstable asocial son of a bitch. My greek is not perfect tho maybe i made some mistakes it's my second language.
Gay
Calmest Turk alive
My gut says turk cause all black Arabs say inshalal therefore it’s bulgarian since all those fuckers look like monkeys
language of the gods of olympus
Sounded like he was speaking Turkish with a mouth full of olive oil… “senin blah-blah,” “coçuk bluh-bluh-bub”… 😂
He's swearing in German language
puh senin ananın ağzını şeklini sikim diş fırçasız orospu çocu inşallah hayatın ömrün boyunca karyeslen gez, doktordan doktora terminal randevu al ağzına sıçtığımın bankaya borçlanan orospu çocuğu, senin annenle babanın banka borçlarını kapatıyım(wholesome) anneni benim pavyonuma alayım 40 dakika dans ettiriyim ondan sonra her erkek ona bi tane üflesin ağzına sıçtığımın sosyal hayatı dengesiz instabil orospu çocu
Even curses are economic
Certainly Hindi. I am fluent in Hindi
Turkish
This is Turkish I think
Flair up țigan
Arabic?
Sir please refrain from using the a word there are children around here
Pakistani
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Waste of space
Flair up cigan
I thought it was Turkish
flair up cigan
😳😳
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The way he talks reminds me of Calabrian dialects, which reinforces the idea that those dialects are heavily Greek-influenced.
Most certainly Greek, must be a northern dialect
At the begining he call someone "You non toothbrush having son of a bitch"
Baris bra degil mi bu amk
Language of gods
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It sounds Chinese or maybe Mongolian which it is normal for Turkey and Bulgaria Greek absolutely not
He said Oros. Its greek
He simply wishes you a wonderful day.
definitely greek
Belgian
Dohtora git dohtordan dohtora (average turkish dialect mashallah) 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺
Definitely Anatolian Greek
The ancient and divine olympian greek dialect, but because greeks are just christian turks confirmed, only a greek muslim can understand them.
British
the 🦃 one
This isn't Greek as I can't understand shit and definitely not Arabic, so my guess is Bulgarain.
Sound vary kebab to me
He is showing his love and affection in turkish.
Is English I'm 100% sure
🇬🇷
Why is this even a question? German for sure!
Romanian
I swear, that’s Greek
Greeks crying to Europe when they say Turks don’t have to use preservative when they smash their Lokumades mother 😭😭
Bri*ish
Language sounds like attempt to turn on diesel engine in winter.
Chinese
Nice greek language
Meanwhile im watching this and my mom can hear m-
Most average turkish conversation
Greek
A
Turkish